Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Although there were piles of unsealed instant noodles in the kitchen, we did not eat Yiermi's craftsmanship in the end.

If I look at it from my perspective, I can see the original seasoning packet, as soon as it is in the hands of Yiermi, it will disappear in no time, and it will reappear in Hisoka's hands.

If they keep going back and forth, they will become ghost animals.

The curse is so powerful that I want to make Il fans give up.

But on the issue of the seasoning package, Yier fans and Hisoka got into a fight.

The scene is as follows,

Hisoka opened a pack of instant noodles and used a seasoning packet attack on Yiermi.

Yi Ermi covered her face with instant noodles, and cut open the plastic bag with a nail. There was no seasoning packet, and a drop of blood was deducted.

On the scene, the dough cakes were flying around, and the dark musical notes composed with the seasoning package almost hovered over the forehead of Yi Ermi. The whole kitchen had a sudden change in style, and the little piggy Peppa entered the inner world, becoming three points darker.

At first, Mi Ji couldn't bear the murderous attack of this gust of wind, so he tugged on my sleeve, 【Can you think of a way? 】

【They fight and the kitchen collapses, what shall we have for lunch? 】

【Are you stupid?We can order takeout from five-star chefs and have them bring it back by airship. 】

Mi Ji sucked his saliva, thinking that this idea is also quite good.

It's not that the chefs who beat up the enemy's customers are not good at their skills, they all have advanced training, but how can I say it, it's a great enjoyment in life to taste the food outside once in a while.

If you think about it this way, the eldest brother who has already opened his neck is nothing.

Hisoka on the opposite side still has a big hole in his chest.

I reached an agreement with Miji, and I plan to order takeaway when Yiermi and Hisoka fight and the kitchen collapses.

Low EQ: You can eat takeaway.

High emotional intelligence: reduce work for the servant who beats the enemy.

Miji wants to eat pizza, the kind that can be pulled long enough to bite off and stick to the face. I often see advertisements on TV. I’m not interested in pizza, but that store still sells it A kind of dessert called "coffee jelly", the soft, soft and elastic coffee jelly with sparkling crystal color captured my heart at a glance.

Even though I haven't tried it yet, I think this should be my dream love food.

The two of us thought about a bunch of junk food that we couldn't usually eat, and we almost wanted to move a small stool and sit next to us and shouted loudly "fight, fight".

In the end, the two of them were still struggling with instant noodles.

Although Yier fans are thinking about [start cooking Kusuo noodles from the seasoning packet], but, sorry brother, I want to try the coffee jelly more.

Finally, there was only the last pack of instant noodles left.

The current record is that Hisoka is far ahead with 149:0.

And the last pack of instant noodles was in Hisoka's hand, spinning rapidly like a pen, changing different postures, "The last pack, Xiao Yi."

Yier fans stared at the instant noodles, stretched out her hand and said, "Give it to me."

"This is what I grabbed first."

"A pack of instant noodles costs 300 yuan, 149x300, 440 yuan, a discount, [-] yuan." Yi Ermi said the longest sentence with a blank face, "Pay. "

Hearing this, Hisoka showed a bun face, "I have no money."

[The pocket money is all lost. 】

[Excessive, my wife never loses money for chopping watermelons with a knife, why ask me to lose money? 】

That's probably why he didn't admit that he was my wife Hisoka.

Parents' precepts and deeds are still very important. Fortunately, beating up enemies is generally well-versed in the way of killers, and they never make too much noise.

[You want to go mechanically, right? 】

Still thinking about the fries and burgers, he froze for a moment, 【Ah, mechanical explosion flow. 】

The first big killer of Dadike is about to come out, but most people will not ask Dadike for compensation.

This is what Shiba said about the powerful beating enemy, you can renege on it.

I ignored the bewildered joke and looked towards Ilmina.

Yier fans asked for money to fight against the general, Hisoka hurriedly shouted: "Then let's make a bet, I bet," he paused, "you didn't even have a seasoning packet when you opened this bag of instant noodles."

Yi Er couldn't fall for the trap: "Why should I bet with you?"

Hisoka moved closer to Yiermi's ear, and Yiermi stepped back three feet to avoid it, and warned, "Don't come over."

"Hehe, I have special skills in getting along with my younger brother."

Yi Er was stunned for a moment, and the relationship between Hisoka and Amano Yuki flashed in his mind.

The two of them have always behaved like brothers and sisters in the outside world, at least Amano Yuxue jumped out to describe Hisoka in a timely manner, even if what he said was a little tea-scented.

But if you count the inner world that only I can see, the two of them look down on each other, and even want to draw their swords at each other when they get annoyed.

But Il fans obviously have little knowledge of this point because they haven't seen too many human beings who seem to be born from God's mental hospital.

Yiermi stood up straight without any further resistance, and the fingernails on both sides protruded back and forth and were retracted, so as not to make another hole under Hisoka's bandage who was approaching.

Hisoka looked very serious, he was half a head taller than Yiermi, and when he bowed down, he could almost touch his ear.

Hisoka chuckled twice, and said, "I'll talk after you win."

Then two backflips to the door, a ground tack under the trajectory of his flip.

Hisoka didn't care about this at all, and threw the instant noodles in his hand to Yi Erfan, "Try it, Xiao Yi."

Yi Ermi took the instant noodles and planned to take them apart.

Does Hisoka have any special way of treating his younger brother?

When I think of it, it’s all the picture I saw before of him peeling apples with playing cards as a knife. If the apple is replaced by any child with some strength, it doesn’t seem to have any sense of disobedience.

My eldest brother is still a very naive guy. Although he has a strong desire to control his younger brother, he does not have any sense of propriety, and he likes to toss himself, and he also likes to sleep in a hole in the ground, but he may really believe Hisoka's nonsense. It's not necessarily true if you talk about it.

An Il fan who is similar to Sadako, ran to the Apple Mental Hospital next door, and chatted with Hisoka, a psychiatrist who had just finished playing and was holding poker cards, about his younger brother.

Just thinking about it is the end of the world that can make your scalp tingle.

[No, the eldest brother is even more scary. He can't go to the eighteenth floor of hell with Hisoka. 】

[Beating the enemy is enough hell, I don't want to stay in the hell of hell! 】

【Kusuo, find a way! 】

Stop arguing, of course I know I have to stop Il fans.

Although I don't know how to do it at all, I didn't draw a circle when I cursed anyway, so it shouldn't take too many steps.

I can't run around in circles on the ground, change clothes, and yell "represents beating the enemy to lift the curse!", absolutely impossible.

Sure enough, in the end, I could only shout [Curse Lifted] to Il fans and tried my best in my heart.

It's like putting all the strength of the whole body on it, and it's more tiring than lifting the spoon that has now become a 1 ton with the force of mind.

The effect is good, and the karma originally caused by the curse has disappeared.

And Yi Ermi finally opened the instant noodles. He took a look inside and took out the seasoning packet.

"I won."

Why is your tone still a little unhappy?

Yierfan glanced at me, feeling a little disappointed, a bit like Sanmao's pitiful expression after he failed to be cute by rolling around me.

I also seem to have learned Shiba's ability to read the air around Yiermi without a teacher.

But, my dear brother, if you ask Hisoka how to get along with his younger brother, you might as well use your pocket money to buy a few books by educators.

At least the educator's book can still be used by the next younger brother, and Hisoka's teaching policy will definitely make the next younger brother, including us, cry bitterly.

Yier fans have instant noodles and seasoning packets, so they want to show off their skills in cooking.

At this time, Wutong got the news and came in. He saw the instant noodles all over the floor, and he also maintained the good quality of a housekeeper who beat the enemy. He didn't even move his eyebrows. He already knew the whole story and said respectfully, "Master, The third young master still can't eat instant noodles."

Obviously, even the mush with poison added can be eaten.

But I also don't want to eat instant noodles, especially the ones that have been messed up with nails and playing cards.

Yi Ermi nodded, and said to me with some pity, "Kusuo, next time big brother will cook for you."

Wu Tong took out the pocket watch he carried with him and said sternly: "Eldest Young Master, it's time for Third Young Master to hide and seek in the afternoon."

"Ah, is this all?" Yiermi turned her head and said, "It's so ridiculous, let's go play peek-a-boo."

At times like this, I have to thank my baby status, this damn peek-a-boo that should be shredded finally has no place for me.

It's nice to be a normal baby.

"Hide and seek," Hisoka followed behind Yierfan, "I want to play too, I can be a ghost."

"Aww?" Hisoka studied enthusiastically, "Is it like this, Xiao Yi?"

"Ghost, don't scream." Yi Ermi said expressionlessly.

[Kusuo and the others always say that I am a ghost, but I don’t. 】

...Emotional intelligence is the most important thing for beating the enemy.

Mi Chi was tearfully dragged away by Yi Ermi holding his collar, and Hisoka followed behind like a fool.

【Hisuo should be Ilmi's younger brother. 】

Let's just give up, although they do look like a family, but let's not talk about Hisoka being older than Yiermi, do you want a big brother Hisoka, a second brother Yiermi?

Mi Ji's heart was ashamed, and he began to vomit his soul.

Indus nodded slightly in front of me and said, "I'm sorry, Third Young Master."

He put me in the pram and pushed me out of the kitchen.

Wutong is a very reliable housekeeper, he put me back in his room, and asked two servants to pay attention to my situation, and then he bowed and left.

I don't plan to run around anymore, let's review my new "curse" ability first, it's really helpful to be in control.

Otherwise, I won't be able to talk much, and if complaining will also turn into a curse, we will really get pills by beating the enemy, not the kind of way that can generate income for the firecracker factory.

What's even more unfortunate is that my hearing range extends even wider, it should be halfway up the mountain, but Hisoka's series of weird laughter and ridiculous screams, even the bugs coming from the ground The sound of the tentacles rubbing against each other can be heard clearly.

Unable to calm down in his mind, he rolled around on the crib irritably, and finally hit the bottom of the crib with his head. Oops, the force was too strong, and a big hole was knocked out of the crib and the floor below.

The crib shook twice and fell vertically. Am I so strong?He actually fell down three floors in a row and fell directly to the first basement floor.

Il fans and the others made a lot of noise by hide-and-seek. This should not be discovered. I just need to go to Wutong before Amano Yuxue finds out, and it will be repaired quickly with the efficiency of beating the enemy.

As soon as I was thinking this way, I looked up and saw Yuyuki Amano with a terrified face holding a bottle in his hand, and the cell phone in his other hand dropped to the ground.

I don't intend to peek, but I can't help but look down at this time. This is human instinct, even if I am a superpower, I can't avoid it.

There are a few large characters written on the screen, "Il Fan Observation Diary".

Ya Li Ya Li.

Catch an idiot who is a fan of IL.