[Comprehensive Yingmei] What kind of experience is it like to take online classes in Gotham?

Hello everyone, tonight I have an online class in the Batcave.

As for why I took online classes in the Batcave, it's a long story.

Logically speaking, even if I know that my dad is Batman, I would not go to the Batcave to take online classes under normal circumstances, and my dad would not let me take online classes in the Batcave.

But today is a serious day.

A super criminal couldn't think of blowing up all the signal receiving towers in Gotham, big and small.

When I was on the phone with my mother, I couldn't hear my mother's words in an instant. The sound delay was serious, and even after a while, the call was disconnected.

At that time, I thought that Wayne Manor’s always-smooth network got stuck once in a while, until I saw the upper right corner of the phone screen—the signal that should have been full is now gone.

I am stupid.

At that time, I thought that I was instantly teleported to some corner by some strange and messy magic, or that my mobile phone, which was fine after knocking the Riddler unconscious, broke down for some reason.

Then I saw a red alert box pop up in the chat software on my computer.

[Network is unavailable, please check your network settings] followed by a circled red exclamation mark.

...This can't be the wireless network arrears in Wayne Manor, right?

I am silent.

I walked out of the study with my mobile phone with no signal at all, and I met Tim on the stairs.

He was also holding his mobile phone, and was in a hurry to go to my dad's study—probably planning to go to the Batcave.

"Tim, this network signal..." What's going on?I tried to question him.

"Someone blew up Gotham's signal tower and took control of the satellite's signal receiver. There is something wrong with Gotham's communication." Tim explained to me quickly, "I'm going to try to restore the signal of Wayne Manor now. , when Bruce comes back, you tell him I'm down there."

"Oh, ok." I was confused and didn't understand what Tim meant, and then I watched Tim disappear from my sight as he walked away quickly.

Someone blew up Gotham's signal tower...meaning Gotham lost contact with the rest?

My dad went to the banquet in the afternoon, and it's only 04:30 in the afternoon, less than half an hour before the banquet started.

If he's trying to sneak back from the party, I'll bet the news of Bruce Wayne being rude to his partner is the headline of the Gotham Daily again tomorrow.

I sat in the living room with my mobile phone and played offline match-[-] games, waiting for my dad to come back by the way.

Half an hour later, when I successfully cleared the game stamina on my phone, the roar of a sports car came from outside, followed by a sudden brake, and my dad rushed back from outside.

He came in through the door, and before I had time to speak to him, he had already gone upstairs without turning his eyes.

...well, he was in a hurry.

Alfred followed my father into the living room. He saw my hesitation and my complicated expression. He comforted me and said, "We must always understand Master Bruce's haste. He's in such a hurry like he just messed up my new planting with his sports car."

"Grandpa Fu." I turned my head to look at him, "Will the signal tower be repaired for a while?"

"Generally, yes," Alfred answered me.

My expression froze instantly, and my tone of voice was filled with despair: "Then what about my online class tonight?"

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Nothing to do.

Anyway, I can't skip class.

Alfred took me down the Batcave.

The signal in the Batcave is normal. Based on my father's inhumane approach, I can reasonably speculate that an independent satellite signal receiver is used here.

"Miss Louise." Alfred gave me a tablet with a bat logo. "The bat computer uses the network and signal that runs independently in the bat cave. You can use this computer to take online classes."

"I usually use this computer to look up information, and the young masters usually use it to play games. You can rest assured to take online classes in the Bat Cave tonight."

He arranged for me a corner where the view of the Batcave would not be captured even if the camera was turned on, and then added: "Don't worry about disturbing Master Bruce, after all Chiroptera's Batman schedule is not much different from your class time."

This supplement is more or less personal.

Full of Alfred's resentment for my dad's time in the afterlife.

But I didn't start my first class until eight o'clock in the evening, so I'm not in a hurry now.

I took the tablet computer to study for a while, pulled out the software store and downloaded a few live course software for the class.

It was only after five o'clock, and Tim was trying to find a working signal tower in front of the main console of the Batcave, which was quite far from where I am now. There are only one or two left, and the picture signal is still unstable.

"Can I contact Gordon?" my dad, already in his Batman suit, asked Tim.

"No signal." Tim shook his head.

My dad didn't ask any more, he pressed a few times on the main console, and then there was the sound of gears turning in the Batcave.

The empty wall opened, and the sound of water came faintly, and Batman walked in.

The Batmobile roared, and the bats came out of their holes in daylight.

Gotham once experienced a similar thing, but that time it just cut off Gotham's power supply,

What's different this time is that last time, as long as the power supply is restored, the entire city can resume operation, but now this time is much more troublesome than the last time. The many signal towers that were blown up, even if the problem of Gotham government funds is not considered , There are not so many people to repair these bombed signal towers.

Batman went to investigate this matter. Tim stayed in the Batcave as a backup and technical talent. It was not difficult to investigate this matter. There was even news from Batman that the police station directly caught the person who installed the bomb. , You don't even need an interrogation, that person will confess everything when he sees Batman.

I listened to it as someone who wandered in the Batcave, and Tim didn't want me to avoid it.

The person who blew up the various signal towers was a signal tower maintainer. He has been doing this job for many years and is now 45 years old.

According to his own account, he had planned to blow up the signal tower for a long time.

Gotham's signal tower maintenance time is fixed, every six months, and has not changed for more than ten years.

This maintenance person is very familiar with the time sequence of most of Gotham's signal tower maintenance. In addition, the two teams of signal tower maintenance are very mobile. As long as he wants, he can overhaul all the towers.

The miniature bombs were put there during his overhaul.

He is a student who graduated from Gotham University majoring in chemistry, and the bomb was deployed by himself.

As for why he wanted to blow up the signal tower...

This is a story of a purebred pervert and a love brain.

His girlfriend had recently broken up with him and moved to work in New York. After he begged repeatedly, the girlfriend left him, so the man started harassing his ex-girlfriend.

The girlfriend was so annoying that she blocked her many times to no avail, and finally changed her mobile phone number.

The man sent a message without getting a reply, and after a period of harassment, he resented Gotham's signal tower.

Thinking that Gotham's signal tower is not strong enough, the ex-girlfriend didn't receive his message, so she didn't reply to him.

So he planned for half a year, and finally today, he blew up these so-called signal towers that prevented him from reuniting with his girlfriend.

...It's really too much to say.

This is really a love brain with a clear brain circuit.

Fortunately, no one was injured in the signal tower damage.

Unfortunately, Gotham's recent signs may not be any better.

In Gotham’s labor market, there are really few people who can repair signal towers, and the Gotham government will not increase money to hire maintenance personnel in the next-door metropolis or other cities. In the end, Wayne Group’s charity funds will come out. A sum of money went to the metropolis to invite people to come and repair the pagoda.

Alas, my online class career has been full of disasters.

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At eight o'clock in the evening, I went to class on time in the Batcave, rubbing the Internet, rubbing the signal, rubbing the computer.

On the surface, the online classes on my side and the Batman Night Watch activities on the main console do not interfere with each other.

In fact--

Tim: "B, a fight broke out in the East District, two small gangs, about 30 people, the specific address..."

Me: "The difference between intentional injury and intentional killing is..."

Tim: "There's someone over there at the port..."

Me: "Teacher, I think..."

Tim: "Two-faced man..."

Me: "If..."

It looks... uh.

Very harmonious, right...?

Weird! ! !

Why did the teacher like me to answer questions so much today! ! !

If I still raised my hand to answer the questions at the beginning and wanted to add some ordinary points!Why does no one answer the following questions and call me every time! ! !

"Student Yi Lusi, please answer this question..."

for!Varied!what!again!yes!I! ! !

I'm stupid, I'm numb, I'm dumb, I'm me... I'm a question mark.

Today's teacher is really partial to me.

Teacher thank you, Yi Lusi said that she is really involved in class.

In the next class, no teacher asked me to turn on the microphone to answer questions again and again.

But I will make a PPT class report in this class.

The economics course of the professional elective course, the keynote report of the speech is "The invisible hand can give you a parking space".

I don't know how the microphone on Tim's side is receiving. I can only be thankful that my headset microphone is not receiving very well. Even when I use it myself, I have to be very close to let the person on the opposite side hear me clearly.

Otherwise, when the opposite teacher hears my PPT report, the following scene will appear:

Me: "Hi, teacher. I'm Yi Lusi. We are the second group. The topic of the group report we brought today is 'The invisible hand can give you a parking space'. The speaker..."

Then Tim said: "The police are coming soon, B, there are people ambushing behind you, about six people."

There are some keyboard tapping sounds in between.

Me: "The concept of the invisible hand..."

Tim: "... guns... drug dealers... goods dealing..."

Me: "The parking lot..."

Tim: "...□□Recently..."

……

Anyway, all in all, I finished my PPT report with difficulty.

And my teachers and classmates didn't hear anything that shouldn't be heard.

congratulations.