[Comprehensive Yingmei] What kind of experience is it like to take online classes in Gotham?

I survived my father's test by trying to fish in troubled waters.

After watching my dad leave the study, I also sent a message to Jason.

I told my dad everything I said to him, trying to unify my confession and prevent being backstabbed by my teammates.

[Didn't I sign a confidentiality agreement with you before, what are you afraid of? 】Jason texted me back.

[You have the nerve to say it!The names you signed at that time were not your real names, there is a ghostly legal effect! ! ! 】My keyboard was crackling.

He sent an emoticon package promising to complete the task.

I quit the chat box and decided to take a nap first.

Today's social death scenes are really one after another.

In the final analysis, it's all the fault of that scumbag who dared to step on three boats!I'm going to fly to New York to put him in a sack after two days off!

Now, although the wine has indeed sobered up, the alcohol still makes me confused.

I decided to go to my dear bed.

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In the early hours of the morning, the alarm clock rang, and I got up to attend a class.

But during the class, due to various reasons that couldn't make me get up, I lay down on the bed with my mobile phone and earphones in class.

The class was on and on, and the teacher said that the class would take a 5-minute break, and the voice in the earphones quieted down. I closed my eyes while holding the mobile phone, thinking about squinting for a while, and then fell asleep.

When I opened my eyes again, I was still wondering why the teacher hadn't started class yet - but when I checked the time on my phone, get out of class was over.

For a while, two thoughts of panic and sleepiness floated in my mind.In the end sleepiness prevailed, I took off the earphones and fell asleep quickly.

Li Xiaomei, who had no class, slept much more soundly than me, and the two of us slept like this until noon.

What wakes us up is our empty stomach.

That's right, I woke up hungry.

We woke up at this point and as a matter of fact didn't meet anyone at the table.

"Today is a working day." Li Xiaomei said.

"Yeah, your poor sister just finished a class in the wee hours of the morning." I said, eating the sandwich Alfred prepared for us.

"Then what did you do yesterday..."

"Shut up and don't ask if we can still be good sisters." I interrupted her, "I don't even think about the scene of the society's death!"

Li Xiaomei nodded and echoed my words: "Yes, yes, all the faults are the fault of that scumbag. If it weren't for him stepping on three boats, we wouldn't drink. If we don't drink, we won't be drunk. If we don't drink, we won't be social die."

"All in all, it's his fault," she concluded.

As expected of my best friend, she has a very similar idea to mine.

After eating the two-in-one breakfast and lunch, I decided to take Li Xiaomei for a stroll.

"It just so happens that you're coming to Gotham for the first time. Although I'm not very familiar with Gotham, I can just go for a stroll together." That's what I said to her.

Li Xiaomei has no problem with going out to play, but she was curious about my way of travel: "I heard that in Gotham, rich people always bring a large group of bodyguards when they travel, one car in front clears the road, and one in the back Is it true that the car is finished and you go out with a gun?"

"Actually, we hired a ninja to protect us nearby. He is usually invisible, but he will come out to save your life at critical moments." I said seriously.

"Really?" Li Xiaomei asked in disbelief.

"Of course it's fake!" I said, "Gotham's bodyguard business is very expensive, okay? If this kind of weird scene really appears on the streets of Gotham, the person who took a group of people to the street must either have super powers. The villain threatens to kill him, or is a supervillain himself."

What are serious Gotham people doing with so many people on the street?When something really goes wrong, these people are the ones who stop you from running!

Since Li Xiaomei and I both drank a lot of beer last night, although more than ten hours have passed, I still don't dare to drive.

So Alfred arranged for a driver to take us out today.

Still the familiar John, traveling with us as a driver and bodyguard.

"Let's go shopping first?" I took my mobile phone and checked the places I can go to in Gotham.

"Shopping? I don't really want to go..." She flipped through the recommended spots on my phone.

"Huh?" Li Xiaomei clicked on an advertisement link of an amusement park, "Gotham Amusement Park has the largest Ferris wheel in the world."

"Shall we go to the playground?" she suggested.

"...A playground?" I hesitated.

It is said that in Gotham's playground, it's okay if there are no problems, but if there is a problem, it is a big problem-for example, the last time the clown buried several kilograms of explosives in it.

"Is there any problem?" Li Xiaomei asked me.

"Well... how should I put it, it's not a big problem." I thought for a while, "Then let's go to the playground!"

It shouldn't be so unlucky, right?Although I am not a chieftain, Li Xiaomei is the Emperor of Europe!

So we happily went to the playground.

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Just, how should I put it.

Li Xiaomei is indeed the Emperor of Europe, and I am indeed a non-chief.

Combined, something weird happens.

Emmm...

We were in the grocery store at the playground and got robbed.

My non-Emirati physique made us robbed not long after we entered this store.I don't know if it's because I'm so wrong.

And Li Xiaomei's European emperor is that what we meet today are not those famous villains.

The king of sauces.

A pure criminal who robbed for money escaped from prison a long time ago, but he has not been caught yet.

The above information is provided by John.

I don't know any sauce king Burger King, the main thing is that it's not like a normal person to come out to rob with a sauce spraying machine on his back.

John said he robbed seven grocery stores and killed three people before he was taken to jail.

The famous criminals here in Gotham more or less have a few lives in their hands.

"It smells a bit strong." Li Xiaomei said.

We're squatting with one of the clerks now, and John and the other clerk are fighting this sauce king.

To be honest, John is well paid, and his skills are not bad.

It is the sauces sprayed out by the sauce king, which are everywhere in the store, and they look salty.

"Mr. Driver and Mr. Clerk are good at playing!" She exclaimed.

They don't seem to be afraid of the sauce of the sauce king, left hook, right uppercut, dodge - side kick!

The citizens of Gotham today also knocked down the robbers before the police arrived!

"The store is full of mustard and ketchup." The clerk looked very troubled.

"This is another smell that won't dissipate for several days." The expression on the face of the second clerk was also very painful.

"The store is filled with such a smell, how can there be people coming to buy things!" The clerk glared at the sauce king who was pushed to the ground.

Then the clerk avenged his personal revenge and beat the sauce king who was pressed to the ground.

Sauce King: "The agreed surrender can no longer be fought!"

Clerk [-]: "Who told you? I'm not a policeman!"

Sauce King: "%#@..."

Clerk [-]: "It serves you right."

Before the police arrived, the situation in this grocery store became more and more out of control.

"Gotham City is full of talents..." Li Xiaomei sighed.

When the police came to arrest him, Sauce King had already been beaten black and blue, and then tied up by Wuhuada. When he saw the police, it was like seeing the savior.

It is really very proactive to be taken away.

"Gentlemen and girls, is it convenient to go back to the police station with us to take notes?"

When the police came to the scene and found that Sauce King had been tied up, they were very happy, and then asked us about the situation in a very good manner.

"You can do it here too," he added.

"Go to the police station." My tears were almost smoked out by the mustard, "The mustard everywhere really smokes the eyes!"

Not only us, but the two shop assistants also showed disgust.

It has not been a month since I took online classes in Gotham, and I have already visited the Gotham Police Station twice.

As one of the main force in subduing the Sauce King, John has a layer of sauce on his body, and the smell is mixed together. It smells really good.

The policeman who took us back to make a record kindly provided him with a washroom and a suit of clothes in the police station, and John simply tidied himself up.

This time I don’t need my dad to pick him up. Although we met a criminal, we were safe and sound. After the police station slowed down, we decided to go to the clothing store to buy two new clothes and continue shopping.

Mustard John drove for us.

We went straight to the clothing store in the shopping mall and after we changed our clothes, I took Li Xiaomei and sat in the coffee shop where I had a drink when I went out with Dick last time.

"The raw coconut latte in this store is good." I recommended the drink I had last time to Li Xiaomei.

"Then I'll give it a try." She accepted my Amway.

After ordering, we returned the menu to the clerk who took the order for us, found a seat and sat down.

"I didn't expect Gotham to be on par with New York." Li Xiaomei sighed.

"Where is the comparison?" I asked.

"The probability of accidents is about the same," she said. "To be honest, the alien invasion in New York a few years ago was the biggest scene I have ever seen. I thought I would never see such a terrible scene in my life. gone."

"As a result, the metropolis was also invaded by aliens in large numbers. Superman fought with that thing and knocked down several buildings. Not long ago, aliens invaded again." Li Xiaomei complained, "Is the earth a sweet bun? How do you feel?" Aliens invade every day."

"Who says it's not." I shrugged, "There are still so many messy anti-social organizations inside who want to rule the world, internal and external troubles."

Li Xiaomei nodded in agreement.

"An urgent message now," the large wall-mounted TV in the coffee shop interrupted.

"A large-scale explosion occurred in Arkham Asylum. The police took control of the scene immediately, but many super criminals have escaped. Gotham citizens outside, please pay attention to safety..."

You see what I said, internal and external troubles.

Internal worries will come soon.