[Comprehensive Yingmei] What kind of experience is it like to take online classes in Gotham?

There was plenty of heat in my room, and the first thing the two of us did when we walked in was take off our coats.

Li Xiaomei unceremoniously went into my closet and took out the small blanket I hid in the closet. I brought my folding table and cushion from the bay window, and we set up the table and beer by the end of the bed.

"What movie do you want to watch?" I closed the blackout curtains in the room, and the first-class blackout curtains made the room dark instantly. I took out the remote control and turned on the projector.

"Whatever, play the midnight bell or something." Li Xiaomei opened two bottles of beer and put one in front of me.

I picked it up, touched her, and took a sip.

The projector started to play the movie, and four large characters came into view: Calamity of the python.

Li Xiaomei drank like water. Before a quarter of the movie played, she had already drank three bottles. During that time, she thought she drank too much water and ran to the toilet twice.

When I was thinking about whether she was okay, she stared blankly at the movie projected on the wall and asked me: "Is this python chasing them all the time because they cheated?"

I:? ? ?

"I was actually very angry when I found out that dog man cheated on me. I fucking punched that idiot on the spot." Li Xiaomei's voice was very calm, not like when she hugged me and cried at the airport just now.

"I didn't cry because I was sad and didn't want to part with the garbage. I was so disgusted by that garbage that I cried angrily." As if thinking of the irritating scene at that time, she gritted her teeth, "I wanted to call you to tell you, it's really I really want to complain, but I just came to you directly after I didn’t have class in these two days.”

"Swearing online is not fun," she said.

"Speak, I'll listen." I turned my gaze to her.

"Isn't it Valentine's Day in the lunar calendar a while ago? I just wanted to go out with him for a date or something. That idiot told me that I don't have time to work part-time." She took a sip of beer, and I took a sip with her , "As a result, when I went shopping with my mother at noon, I saw that so-called dog man who was going to work part-time from a distance."

"He's fucking holding a girl and interlocking his fingers while shopping!!!"

"I'm really convinced. If you cheated on your mother, can you find a place farther away to cheat, so you don't have to bump into your father." Li Xiaomei took another sip.

"Do you know what the best thing is?" she said.

"What? Didn't he just cheat on this one?" I speculated.

"Yeah, fuck it, I have three boats with one foot, a part-time acquaintance, an employer who plays games with me, and me. You know me, I did a little trick to get his mobile phone, and then contacted him Those two girls who cheated on you." Li Xiaomei paused, and the cans in her hands creaked loudly, "Then we met in the coffee shop, and the topic started to chat, hey! It's all about being mistresses!"

"He's single in front of beautiful girls." Then she told me how the three of them were looking at each other's timelines, picking up the man's relationship process, cursing while talking, and I responded from time to time while drinking beer and eating snacks. And, scold together.

The sound of the movie was playing in the stereo as the background sound of our swearing. Li Xiaomei said that she couldn't even bother to drink when she was on the top, and she was outputting crazily.

After she finished scolding me, I had four cans of beer and several snack bags empty at my feet.

"It's much better after scolding." Li Xiaomei took a deep breath.

Hearing she said that she felt comfortable cursing, I stood up: "Go to the toilet."

Drinking too much water is really urgent.

When I came out of the toilet, I saw Li Xiaomei sitting on the ground and looking at me.

"How much did you drink?" she asked me.

"Huh? Not much, is it?" I said.

"You're drifting when you walk, you know that?" she said.

"Impossible!" I said categorically, "Sister walk a straight line to show you!"

Then I walked straight towards Li Xiaomei.

I was so busy looking at Li Xiaomei that I didn't notice my feet. I didn't know when the wrinkled carpet on the ground tripped me, and I knelt down in front of Li Xiaomei.

"It's not necessary to do such a grand ceremony," she said.

"You're not too drunk, I think you have a clear mind." Li Xiaomei helped me and told me.

"Oh, I'm not drunk at all!" I said.

Then, while she was not paying attention, he picked up an unopened bottle of beer on the ground, pulled the tab and poured it into his mouth.

After I finished drinking, I poured the can with my backhand and signaled to her: "Look, you can still drink if you're not drunk."

"You are not drunk." Li Xiaomei gave me a hand, and we sat on the ground together.

"Keep talking, that stupid man." I shook her hand, then shuddered again, "Let me tell you, when looking for a man, you should look for someone who can go out of the living room and into the kitchen, just like my boyfriend , the cooking is top-notch and clean.”

"They say you're drunk." Li Xiaomei said speechlessly, "Where did you get a boyfriend who can go out of the living room and into the kitchen? There is an ex-boyfriend."

"?" I was confused, "When did I dump it?"

"Your ex-boyfriend dumped you, what a grievance!" Li Xiaomei shook me and said.

"It's okay, just shake it!" I waved my hand, not paying much attention, "Bye bye, bye bye, the next one will be better!"

"Let me tell you that I met a new handsome guy with white hair dyed on his head. His name is Jason Todd." I lowered my voice and shared my little secret with Li Xiaomei.

"That! Yes! You! Brother! Brother!" Li Xiaomei poked my head and said to me.

"Hold on!" I grabbed her fingers, "Hush! Listen!"

I held my breath and listened to the movement at the door.

Li Xiaomei also became quiet, and she pressed pause on the movie that was playing.

After everything was quiet, the small voice at the door came.

It was "Tuk Tuk Tuk" knocking on the door, the sound was small and regular.

This kind of sound is not like the sound made by a normal human knocking on the door. The sound appears at the lower part of the door crack. If you insist on it, it will be more like the sound of a woodpecker pecking wood, or someone kneeling at the door and gently bending their fingers to knock. sound.

"Who is it?" I asked aloud, Jiu Zhuang is so cowardly, even if there is a ghost knocking on the door, I think I can pounce on it and fight it for two hundred rounds now.

After drinking several bottles of beer, I just feel that my head seems a little dizzy, but my mind is clear now, and I don't feel like I'm going to be drunk.

I feel this way, commonly known as wine on the head.

Li Xiaomei and I sat cross-legged on the ground, there was a constant knock on the door, and the other party didn't respond to my question just now, and it didn't sound like a ghost knocking on the door—unless it was a stupid ghost.

Instead, it looked more like some bird was pecking at the door outside?

I decided to open the door and have a look.

Under Li Xiaomei's worried gaze, I firmly stood up on the bed by myself, and walked a straight line to the door.Standing still at the door, I grabbed the handle and pulled the door open.

There was nothing in sight.

Then I heard Dako's cry.

Dako has grown up quite a bit, and he calls out "chi chi chi chi", not like a goose, but like a chicken.

I looked around, and finally I lowered my head and saw Dako who was screaming "chichi" at my feet.

"Li Xiaomei, come and see!" I was shocked, "Li Xiaomei, my goose is knocking on the door!"

I squatted down and grabbed Dako who was pecking at my slippers.

Dako was raised by Damian to not be too afraid of people, but just flopping happily in my hands.

"Xiaomei, let's eat roasted whole lamb!" I excitedly grabbed Dako and stood up, turned around and held up the goose in my hand to show her.

"This is a goose, and if you want to roast it, it's a roast goose." I saw Li Xiaomei twitch the corner of her mouth.

"Then make a roast duck!" I happily showed her my Dako, "Dako was raised fat by Damian, and he often exercises, the meat must be of good quality!"

"It's just that the black hair on the head is more or less ugly." I muttered to myself.

Li Xiaomei looked at me without saying a word, she came over and took Da Ke from my hand.

Dako was put on the ground by her, and the free gosling ran around the house in a panic.

"Huh?!" I was shocked, "Don't let it go, I want to eat big goose stewed in an iron pot!"

"...You'll cry after eating." Li Xiaomei rolled her eyes at me, then followed Da Ke and drove Da Ke out of the room.

"I'm lucky to be able to eat it," I said.

Li Xiaomei yelled at me: "I think Da Ke met you and spent all the bad luck in his life."

"How delicious is the big goose stewed in an iron pot!" I said confidently.

"Ah, yes, yes, you grabbed a goose and said that you want to roast a whole lamb, but now you say that a big goose stewed in an iron pot is delicious."

"Roasted whole lamb is also delicious!" I straightened my back, "Who can refuse a roasted whole lamb?"

"Okay, shut up, drunk!" Li Xiaomei threw the phone over, "Go and play your match-[-] game."

I caught the phone, staggered a few steps back, and retreated to the side of the bed, ready to sit on the bed and play a match-[-] game.

Then he sat down on the ground.

I accidentally pressed the exit button on the phone, and the game page of the match-[-] game disappeared on the screen of the phone.

My tailbone hurt a bit from the fall, so I didn't want to move anymore. I sat on the ground with my back against the bed and stared at the home page of the phone in a daze.

There is a very attractive green phone icon in the lower right corner of the phone screen, and my finger slipped into it uncontrollably.

Then I took the mobile phone, opened the dial pad of the mobile phone very precisely, and pressed the mobile phone number that I remembered very clearly.

At first there was no sound from the phone, I thought the volume was off, then I adjusted the volume button and turned on the speaker.

[Hi, the number you dialed is an empty number...]

I:! ! !

"That's empty! Number! It's gone!" My pupils trembled, "Scumbag!!!"

"Please sister, if you use a domestic number to call a foreign one, you will be able to get through!!!" Li Xiaomei heard the voice and leaned over to take a look, and said to me very speechlessly, "Who are you calling? I will call for you."

Li Xiaomei snatched my mobile phone, I reported a series of numbers, and then murmured to her: "Why can't I call with international roaming, it must be a scumbag!"

"It's obvious that I'm broken in love, and I still want to be your drunkard's babysitter." Li Xiaomei said, "If I drink with you again, I'll be a pig."

I snorted, raised my head and looked at her with my chin: "You are a drunk, next time you will be a pig!"

Li Xiaomei asked me to confirm the number again, and then dialed the number.

"I don't know which poor boy will be harassed by your phone call." Li Xiaomei shook her head.

"Pray for this unlucky ghost first."