[Comprehensive Yingmei] What kind of experience is it like to take online classes in Gotham?

"Dad!!! Weird! Weird! Our car got hit by a pink sequined sparkle beam and turned into a dog with its tongue out!!!"

The second after my dad connected to my phone, I took the lead in explaining the matter with a very fast speaking speed and a very surprised tone.

"John said that Gotham people should contact Batman when encountering such a thing!" I said immediately, without giving Dad a chance to respond; "Dad, your grandson, Damian's son, Michael Wayne All of my rations are on it! Make sure Batman saves the kid's rations!"

"What...?" My dad was stunned by my series of words, and he paused for a while to realize what nonsense I said.

"When did Damian have a son... Forget it, where are you?" He asked helplessly.

How do I know where I am.

I blinked, glanced at John, and handed him the phone.

John gave a string of addresses and handed the phone back to me.

"You and John go find a place to hide and make sure there is no danger around." My dad told me, and then hung up the phone before I could speak.

I stared at the page after I hung up on my phone for a while, and smirked.

Hang up on me! ! !Asshole dad!

I stuffed my phone into my bag, let out a "hum", and took John into a burger restaurant with a rolling door, and found a seat by the window where I could see the outside.

There is a thick blackout curtain by this window. I closed the blackout curtain and ordered two hamburger sets.

After swiping my phone for a while, I suddenly heard the sound of the rolling shutter door being pulled down.

John stood up and looked vigilantly at the fast and skillful owner of the burger shop. The owner gestured for silence, then carefully went to another window, and closed the blackout curtain, only a small gap was exposed.

I imitated the owner of the hamburger shop and opened the blackout curtain a little bit, poking my head out to look out.

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The pedestrians on the street ran away at some point, and there were many furry animals standing blankly on the road, and the shops on both sides closed their doors like this hamburger shop owner. After peeking.

There was a strange thick smoke coming from nowhere in the street, and a figure with pink light was very conspicuous inside.

"Please allow me to make a grand self-introduction!" The luminous figure said loudly, the high-pitched voice was high-pitched but recognizable as a male voice: "I am Bernard, a street artist, and I am dedicated to serving everyone Bring furries in abundance! I'll take those captive pets! Pets are free!"

He saluted in all four directions through the thick smoke.

"As you can see, I am a kind-hearted magician. When I came to Gotham City, I found that it is full of evil and filth!" He said excitedly: "I firmly believe that love and furry can convert all evils! Gotham brings light!"

He raised his hands above his head in a spread motion.

Fireworks rose above his head, rising high into the air and exploding suddenly.

If it is at night, it should be very gorgeous, but unfortunately it is daytime, eleven o'clock in the morning.

"Animals are cuter than humans, but Gotham doesn't need you."

In the thick smoke, a figure directly hit the luminous magician who claimed to be Bernard. A street artist and part-time magician, he was knocked down by a single blow.

"The man in the tricolor uniform is Robin." John introduced me in a low voice.

I huddled with him behind the small blackout curtain, only a small gap was visible to observe the outside.

The quick and overwhelming victory made me sigh that I had never seen the world, and at this time John gave a disgusted "tsk".

"Is this some new villain? How dare you come to Gotham with such a weak combat power?" John despised this glowing magician.

Me: Is this some kind of contempt chain unique to Gotham?

Then I saw the glowing magician outside being trampled by Robin - suddenly I wanted to agree with him.

This pink magician really doesn't look very smart.

For some unknown reason, on the smoky street, there was no thick smoke around the magician with pink light on his body, at least people could see him clearly.

I speculate that if the magician made the smoke, there is no great possibility that he was around so that others could see him.

——A magician with an acting personality.

The "Gotham Travel Guide" introduces the deeds of some criminals. The most famous acting personalities are the clown and the riddle man. They like to perform crimes in front of many people, and they often hijack Gotham TV station or hack the network for live broadcast.

But at the very least, people hide their addresses when they live broadcast crimes.

"However, this guy didn't do anything other than turn our car into a dog?" John was confused, "How did you recruit Batman?"

"Huh? What? Is Batman here? Where is he?" I was like a question mark production machine, "Besides, wasn't Batman called by my dad to rescue our car?"

"In the past half a month, Batman and Robin have been acting together, and someone is said to have seen Batman nearby." John opened the post on the phone saying that someone saw Batman's figure and showed me.

The location in the post is indeed near here, and the host also attached a photo with a black figure blurred to the point that nothing can be seen in the reply.

This photo is so blurry, who can tell who is the black figure inside?

John explained the following question to me: "Batman generally does not appear when there is no dangerous crime, and Batman is not always available to Mr. Wayne."

"Batman appeared because the group of cats and dogs outside besides your car and some passers-by." The owner of the burger shop interjected.

He just raised the blackout curtain at the other window to peek outside, and now he speaks and squeezes towards us consciously.

Under the gaze of me and John, he was confident: "Your perspective is better than mine, and this is still my shop!"

John and I thought he was right, so we moved our hips together to make room for him.

"Where is this villain who made his debut, so brave, he dared to face Batman directly." The burger shop owner complained, "I didn't even inquire before I came to Gotham. Which criminals in Gotham, big and small, have not been interrupted by Batman a few times?" A bone? Those who are almost recovering are lying in the Black Gate Prison."

"It's just that group of lunatics in Arkham who ran out every three days and recovered after being beaten so badly."

The owner of the hamburger restaurant who was sitting here started talking, probably because someone listened to him, and he started to complain.

"Oh oh oh! The magician who was knocked down by Robin started to struggle! Batman appeared!" He suddenly became excited, as if he was watching some boxing match.

I turned my attention away from the talking burger joint owner and back to the battlefield outside.

A black figure appeared beside Robin, it should be Batman.

I don't know if the owner of the burger shop was too loud, but I saw Batman turn his head and look at us.

The owner of the hamburger shop also saw Batman's movements, and he stopped his voice instantly, even breathing lightly.

It's strange, I can feel the emotional change in this boss, it should be Batman.

There is adoration, more fear.

"God, when he looked over, my leg bones were aching." The burger shop owner said softly.

Sensing our gaze, he playfully—forgive me for only thinking of this adjective, I know it’s really strange for a big man to make such an action, but his action and this word are inexplicably appropriate—winked at us: "Who didn't make mistakes when he was young."

A young man who committed a crime and was sent to prison with a broken leg bone by Batman. After he was released from prison, he reformed himself and opened a new burger restaurant to support himself.

I briefly speculated about the experience of the burger shop owner in the first half of his life, and I have a little understanding of Batman's vigilante behavior in Gotham-he is using the fear brought by the image of Batman to express A deterrent to crime in Gotham.

I don't know if the luminous magician outside will be intimidated by Batman.

On the street, the animals conjured by the magician moved slowly, approaching him in a tendency to surround him.

The magician himself was stepped on by Robin, and the knife in Robin's hand was still on his neck, but this man was not afraid of the knife on his neck, and was struggling hard.

After discovering Batman's arrival, he struggled even more.

When he found that Robin, who was holding his neck with a knife, turned his head and followed Batman's line of sight, Bernard cast a spell on him.

"What you think is going to die," he yelled.

Then he enjoys the iron fist of Batman.

Batman picked up his collar and punched him in the face: "What's that?"

"I didn't think about anything." Robin himself, who was hit by the magic, seemed indifferent.

"Batman." Bernard, who was hung up and forced to ask what kind of magic he cast, spat out a mouthful of blood, "The Riddler asked me to say hello to you for him."

Immediately afterwards he started laughing maniacally in Batman's hands, rocking back and forth with laughter.

"As we all know, Batman's most hated criminal is the clown." The owner of the burger shop said so.

So Batman's torture of the Luminous Sorcerer, the suspected Clown impersonator and Riddler accomplice, is only going to be more brutal.

Not everyone can bear the torture from Batman, at least this magician can't bear it.

Soon he cried to his father and mother to dispel the magic on the street, and handed over all the clues left by the Riddler.

According to his description, the Riddler also found a crime designer to design his appearance in Gotham for him.

What spells to use, when to say words, what actions to do and how to laugh are all planned.What I didn't expect was that Batman and Robin beat someone so painfully.

"The one that attacked Robin is just an ordinary curse." The magician gestured in pain: "If the person he thought of was in poor health when he was cursed, it would be a minor cold at most."

"I'm really just a sorcerer's apprentice who's not good at learning!" Speaking of this, Bernard broke down and cried: "Gotham is so scary!!!"