[Comprehensive Yingmei] What kind of experience is it like to take online classes in Gotham?

What is the first lesson of each course in the first week of school used for?

With very few exceptions, most teachers use the first class to introduce themselves, what the course will be taught, how the exam will be conducted, and what the course requires.

How is the course attendance, what homework is there usually, whether the final grade is an exam or a paper, etc.

When scrambling for classes, every general education elective course with few teachers’ requirements is very popular. Everyone likes courses with high scores and few tasks, and I am no exception.

The last class break was a super long class break that was vacated for dinner. I was not hungry so I slept in the room for an hour, and then got up and got dressed and prepared to go to the living room for class under the persistent reminder of countless alarm clocks—according to my mother requirements.

The class I am going to take is a general elective course. The name of the course is "Practice and Theory of Biological Farming Technology". It is a course that has been offered in school for a long time.

Before I completely set the class schedule, I asked many seniors who had studied this course to make sure that it has "high marks and few things".

[At the end of the dissertation, only the first class and the last class are attended, and the teacher is very gentle and usually gives high marks. ] All the seniors and sisters who have taken this course say so, so I can choose with confidence.

"Hello students, I am the teacher of this course. My name is Xu Qiu. You can call me Mr. Xu or Mr. Qiu. I am very happy to meet you in class. Unfortunately, I cannot attend offline courses for some reason... ..."

The senior sister is right, the teacher is indeed very gentle.

"I was born in 1979. I majored in bioengineering as an undergraduate. I studied at Sizhou Agricultural College. I took my master's and doctoral exams in this school's major. I have spent most of my life in biology. At the beginning, I studied breeding technology out of curiosity. "Practice and Theory of Biological Farming Technology" written by the very powerful Mr. Li, which is the textbook we are holding..."

She is taking the regular first class to introduce the teaching content.

I yawned in my sleep-deprived stupor and drowsily listened to the teacher's introduction—it's always most reassuring to doze off in the gentle voice of an older teacher.

Before I was really about to knock my head off, I caught a flash of black shadow in my peripheral vision.

...Ah, it's Damian and his dog Titus.

After 5 minutes, Titus entered the living room with a leash in his mouth and went straight to the second floor. The smart Titus took his leash to find Damian on time every day to get up and exercise.

Titus ran out of the door with his own leash in his mouth at a speed that was hard to see—that is, the black shadow I just glimpsed out of the corner of his eye, and Damian, at a speed not inferior to Titus, Quickly flipped over from the window and caught up with Titus...?

Why did Damian have to open the window if he didn't leave the door? ? ?

I don't understand it, and Alfred probably doesn't either.

Alfred, who just came back from watering the flowers with a small watering can, wiped his hands with the towel on his arm. He just got a good morning greeting from Damian, who was no longer in sight as soon as his voice fell.

"I think door-walking should be a good habit, and Titus the good dog does it really well."

Damian had already run away with Titus at this time, I think he probably didn't hear Alfred's words.

"Good morning, Grandpa Fu~" I said hello obediently.

"Good morning, Miss Louise." Alfred asked, "Would you like something for breakfast?"

"No need for Grandpa Fu, I will sleep in my room after class." I said.

Alfred replaced the watering can with garden shears and went to trim the shrubs in the small garden. I took a sip of water and returned to class.

"Next is the class requirements and class assignments for this class." The teacher cleared his throat, "First of all, I want to tell you a good news."

"For this year's course, I want you to use a new way to complete your homework, which fits perfectly with the new way of teaching. The teaching office also agreed with my class plan."

"Homework for this semester: grow a big goose from a goose seedling and record its growth." The teacher said with a smile.

I:? ? ?

What did the teacher just say? ? ?

What is homework?Goose?

I thought about the possibility that I was hallucinating and mishearing what the teacher was saying because I was too sleepy, and then opened the chat room of the online class.

At this moment, the chat room was quiet, except for a few scattered "Hello, teacher" sent a few minutes ago when I first started class, and I put a question mark on it.

This question mark seems to have suddenly broken some barrier, and the messages suddenly swiped crazily. A lot of question marks occupied the entire chat room, and the number of new messages was so large that the chat room even started to freeze.

The teacher paused for a while, as if giving us time to respond, and after a few minutes, when the new messages in the chat room were no longer refreshed so quickly, the teacher said slowly: "I have discussed with the teaching office for a long time, The name of our course is "Practice and Theory of Biological Farming Technology", but after so many years of teaching, there is only theory but no practice."

"So this online class, everyone is at home, and it is rare to have a place to practice. I want to justify the name of my course. It is the practice and theory of biological breeding technology, not the theory of biological breeding technology. I also hope this time Everyone, don’t give me any paper topics like “Cultivating a Weed” or “The Life Cycle of a Flower” for your final paper.” The teacher spoke earnestly in front of the camera, and I was dumbfounded in front of the computer screen.

The messages on the chat software on the phone were beeping wildly, and I knew it was my roommate without looking at it—a roommate who also chose this goose raising class like me.

More than 20 messages, all of which are pictures, [Soybean sweating] and [Are you okay] are exchanged.

Before I had time to return to her, the voice of my familiar roommate appeared in the earphone.

"Teacher, I just want to ask." The roommate's voice is very sweet. People who don't know her will think she is a little sweet girl, but our dormitory knows that she is a very violent fake sweet girl.

"I asked those questions about what to do if there is no place to raise geese. I have a place to raise geese at home. I just want to know, teacher, do you know that geese can bite people?"

Today's roommate is very calm. By the way, the roommate owns a farm, let alone raising a goose at home, it doesn't matter even if she raises a circle of geese at home.

"How come, geese are very timid." The teacher, who is called a "gentle killer" by most seniors and seniors, refuted the roommate's question in a gentle voice, "Students, don't be afraid, geese will not bite their masters .”

"And the little goose won't be too big. As long as you don't buy the wrong breed, you can hand in homework after three months of raising it. If you think it takes up space after three months, let's learn about the big goose stewed in an iron pot?" The teacher's voice was gentle and caring. Undoubtedly firm, "One of your seniors and sisters was raised in this way, just like raising pets. If you have any difficulties at home, you can chat with me privately after class, and after explaining the reason, we can find a solution together. .”

Me: I don't think I can.

Various experiences of keeping pets over the years tell me that I am the "Master of Extinction" in the pet world.

"Teacher." I turned on the microphone, "What if the geese die without raising them?"

"Raise another one," said the teacher.

"What if you keep feeding and dying?" I whispered bb.

"It means that you haven't taken care of them carefully enough." The teacher said, "Students should take care of scientific stocking seriously. After all, this is linked to the final grade, so everyone should take it seriously."

Some teachers on the surface: the students take it seriously.

In fact: the goose lives and you (final grade) live, the goose dies and you (final grade) die.

Teacher: Let’s take a short course then~

After I turned off the microphone carefully and carefully, I opened the dialog box with my roommate.

[Ruth is not shredded meat (me): Dear teacher Xu Qiu, thank you very much for the practical homework you gave us, which gave me a taste of the life of a student in an agricultural university. After three months of class, I will organize the whole class The classmate brings you a song to express my gratitude: listen to me, thank you [bow] [bow] [bow] because of you [heart] [heart] [heart] warm the four seasons [sun] [sun] [sun ] Thank you for having you [bow] [bow] [bow] the world is more beautiful [flower] [flower] [flower]~~~

Beauty stickers: Yi Ruth shut up!There is sound!

Ruth is not shredded pork (me): I would like to thank you~

Ruth is not shredded meat (me): I will really thank you, which dean of the Academic Affairs Office agreed to this matter

Beauty Tie Tie: What's even more frightening is that before us, there was a class of seniors who also raised geese. Why hasn't there been news about it?

Beauty stickers: Ah, I came out, the first class of seniors, the school was poor at that time, I raised geese in my own enclosure, and the seniors went there to claim them

Beauty Sticker: Take it back to the dormitory and raise it for three months

Beauty stickers: Pretty girls are speechless]

I can only say that thanks to the teacher's homework, I am not sleepy or tired now, and I am full of 123 points for the consequences of failing in the future and 123 points for the death of the little goose.

Listening to Xu Qiu's words is better than ten times concentrated black coffee.

Next, the teacher talked about the syllabus and the usual grade calculation. The background of her teaching PPT was a cute cartoon big fat goose. I started to stare at the big fat goose from time to time while listening to the class.

As we all know, people are easy to sleepy and fall asleep when they are in a daze, especially when you need to focus on doing one thing - such as listening to a class.

So I dozed lightly.

Then I closed my eyes and struggled, and half an hour passed.

When Damian came back from his morning exercise with the dog, the sound of Titus' paws pawing the floor woke me up suddenly, and the teacher's voice gradually became clearer.

"What the hell are you screaming?" Damian asked with a frown.

"What's your name? Did I speak out?" I was confused.

Titus whined twice, as if answering my question.

...Grass, I remembered.

I had a terrible dream.

I dreamed that my goose was raised to death by me.I woke myself up by yelling "No, you can't die!"

I glanced at Titus who was sitting obediently on the floor, and then at Damian who was drinking water to wipe his sweat.

"Damian." I called his name.

He frowned at me.

"Do you want to raise a pet with strong attack power, strong sense of territory, but also loyal and majestic." I said slowly.

I saw a light in Damian's eyes.