[Comprehensive Yingmei] What kind of experience is it like to take online classes in Gotham?

"It was supposed to be an average summer," said the great Yi Ruth Wayne.

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My name is Yi Lusi, and my English name is Louise. I said the above sentence, but it is not important.

important!I feel like I'm screwed!

This matter has to start with my dad.

He is a crooked nut with a very handsome appearance. Although he is not the traditional American sweetheart with blond hair, blue eyes and big chest muscles like Captain America, his black hair and blue eyes also hit my dog's aesthetics!Although he is a crooked nut, he speaks Mandarin very fluently, with a vague Xinjiang accent. I don't want to know where my dad learned his Xinjiang accent, because I always feel like I will be stuffed with dog food for it.

As for why there is such an intuition——

Don't ask, it's life experience.

Whoops, off topic.

I think the reason I'm doomed is not because my dad is super handsome with black hair and blue eyes, but because of his adopted son.

I was horrified to find out that this lucky boy adopted by my dad was my ex-boyfriend! ! !

——I am engaged in orthopedics! ! !

FUCK FUCK!

How can I live on this horse? ! !

Do you understand?It’s the kind where you fell in love and then broke up, thinking that you’re going back to your ex-boyfriend from now on, only to find out that your boyfriend is a child of your relative’s family. Everyone in the family knows him and his parents still like him very much.

I just want to escape this embarrassing world now, destroy it! ! !

So I hurriedly booked a plane ticket back to China, and escaped from my sweet richest dad, kind grandpa Afu, delicious cookies, and Wayne Manor with his ex-boyfriend.

I insist that a qualified ex should be as dead.

So goodbye Jason Todd, I'm going to be a good ex.

You may be wondering why such a dire situation has arisen.

I was forced to study by my mother for a lofty ideal. It has been a few years since I went to play with my sweetheart dad. My dad would fly over to play with me occasionally, but he never took me to raise him. Come brothers and sisters.

He and I would send gifts to each other and chat on WeChat, and we had a good relationship until he died in a car accident a year ago at the age of fifteen.

Who the hell would have thought that the weird handsome amnesiac guy with the same name as my adoptive brother whom we talked about for more than a year would be my adoptive brother who had already stamped his death certificate at the police station! ! !

I have regrets.

Now I got on the plane back to China and lay down peacefully on the plane seat, worshiped all kinds of gods and Buddhas in my heart and began to repent.

If I hadn't been greedy for the face and body of a handsome guy, I wouldn't be in the orthopedic situation I am in now.

If I didn't want to surprise Sugar Daddy I wouldn't be lugging a suitcase to Gotham without saying a word.

If I hadn't come to Gotham without saying a word, Jason Todd would have known I'd be back, he'd definitely avoided me with his memory coming back, and I wouldn't have known I was cheating on my brother.

If I had met Dorjesson a few times at that time, I wouldn’t have recognized the grown-up Jason—at least I wouldn’t have fallen in love with Jason who looked somewhat similar to his adoptive brother who had died for many years...

Wait, can I really not?

Maybe it's because Jason looks like Jason that's why I'm dating Jason?

Could it be that I actually fell in love with Jason when I was very young and didn't know it, and when he died, I didn't understand that I transferred my love for Jason to Jason until I met someone who looked like him? ? ?

Help, what kind of ultimate matryoshka is this!

JJ's third-rate novels dare not write like this!What about "After Breaking Up, I Discovered that the Substitute Is Actually Bai Yueguang", "Bai Yueguang Became His Own Substitute After Amnesia" - maybe I have an Electra complex and like a handsome guy with black hair and blue eyes... baaah!Hold on!

Electra is much scarier than a double.

woohoo...

Anyway, I repent.