When Qi Mu's super power defected

Dazai Osamu, a bright boy who thinks the world is extremely boring, wants to stop his 14-year-old life today.

He climbed up the guardrail by the river, ready to jump off,

This oxidized and rotten world, please let me clear...

I should have lunch and sleep.

Ok?

Osamu Dazai thought for a while,

His body quickly flipped from the guardrail to a safe area, as if he had left some kind of hell where a flood of beasts was hidden.

Why should I commit suicide when I am alive?I should go for a spicy curry that will keep me out of the loo all day, after all spicy is such a wonderful kick that nothing is worth it.

wrong!

Dazai shook his head,

How could he have such an idea...

Because his own ability "disqualification in the world" can offset any supernatural ability acting on him, even Dazai Osamu, who guessed that he was attacked by the outside world, quickly dispelled this idea.

His iris-colored eyes surveyed his surroundings with an incomparably strange expression. The dazzling sunlight in the past was extraordinarily bright and warm at this time, and the smell of dust brought by the wind became extremely fragrant for some reason. The river under his feet was sparkling and dry. Jing, if someone jumps in, they will feel extremely painful because the tranquility is disturbed.

It's a beautiful day today, and it's a good idea to stop suicide.

Osamu Dazai, an intelligent young man who feels that the world is full of beauty, mustered up the courage to turn 14 today.

The next day, Osamu Dazai, who had a good night's sleep, opened his eyes, as if all the happiness was wiped out in an instant, he curled up in pain, and then rushed into the toilet.

Half an hour later, he walked out holding the door with weak legs and feet. He just breathed a sigh of relief when his expression changed and he went in again.

Today, I don't want to commit suicide for the time being.

...if not dying in the toilet.

Then, Osamu Dazai, who was unconscious at some point, woke up in a dark clinic.

"If you have a bad stomach, don't eat too much spicy food. It's already endangering your life." The black doctor at the clinic saw the boy wake up, and he spoke calmly after seeing the world, "I prescribed you anti-inflammatory drugs. Eat lightly during this time."

Osamu Dazai, who had no strength at all, turned over in a self-contained manner, and there was a hot burning sensation from the indescribable part of the back, "I really don't want to experience this near-death feeling a second time."

He said erratically, "Doctor, please give me a lot of painkillers, let me die in a dream without pain..."

"Painkillers are fine, but they won't let you die painlessly..." Doctor Hei realized later, "So you committed suicide by eating chili?"

Osamu Dazai felt that his reputation had been victimized, so he resolutely denied it, "No."

The boy raised his sore hands against the bed, but failed to prop up his body. He fell back in a state of embarrassment, subconsciously covering his abdomen that seemed to be still convulsed and howling, his brows furrowed in discomfort.

"You have a fever, 39 degrees, and you almost became an idiot." The kind doctor Hei asked Osamu Dazai to rest in his clinic, and went to serve him a bowl of rice soup, "Eat something to restore your strength. "

"Please make me an idiot." Dazai Osamu murmured while staring at the ceiling, his eyes were not focused, "Who was that idiot yesterday..."

You will feel that the world is full of heart-pounding hopes, and the unstoppable longing for life sprouts from your chest, and you will feel happy even walking.

"Doctor, when do people feel happy?"

"When the neurohormone dopamine is secreted."

"Although I really don't want to say that..." Osamu Dazai looked at Dr. Hei slowly, "Can you give me a brain examination, I feel that my dopamine is dancing disobediently, if there is no inhibition and regulation, I will have schizophrenia Raise your blood pressure."

"But I see that you are not nervous or excited, nor are you blushing and heart beating." Doctor Hei put the bowl beside the bed, and looked at the abnormally thin boy trapped in the bed with his hands in his pockets. "It seems that you usually don't eat well. Immune system is very weak, almost malnourished."

Only Dazai Osamu can understand this strange phenomenon.

He has never had such a great yearning for life. Every breath can drive his fresh cells and blood. The passers-by are all cute and hard-working. He is the most ordinary and gregarious member who disappears in the crowd. Any strangeness and difference.

But this state is time-sensitive.

After he got better, Osamu Dazai stood on the guardrail again.I can't tell what my mood is, whether I want to experience that fantastic personality again, or just end this life like a boundless dream.However, before he could take any action, he was pulled down by pedestrians passing by.

"Don't stand and play in such a dangerous place when you are young, it's not cool at all." The passer-by didn't see his real intention, and just took it for granted that he was a naughty child, "If you fall down, you will If other people cause trouble, they will call the police and salvage you, wasting money and material resources and everyone's time, and your relatives and friends will be sad if something happens."

He angrily reprimanded Osamu Dazai.

There were no dirty words, but it was clearly scolding. Osamu Dazai took a step back under his words, his expression was obscured by the drooping bangs.

In the evening, Osamu Dazai walked to the deserted building where there was no one there. In the park built by the strike, there was a squeaky swing, swinging alone in the night wind, looking like a child without friends, not to be outdone as the only one It's interesting for the audience to reveal themselves.Osamu Dazai climbed three floors, and when he wanted to go to the fourth floor, the stairs broke down.

Jumping from the third floor has a high probability of not dying, but it will be disabled. If you are unlucky, you may be a vegetable that cannot move or speak for the rest of your life. You don't even have the right to choose death. It is really unfortunate.It seems that today is not an appropriate time for suicide.

Even though he thought so, Osamu Dazai still curiously looked down from the edge of the window sill without guardrails.

The sound of a locomotive's motor was faintly heard in the distance, which was particularly piercing in this deserted neighborhood. Osamu Dazai's depression reached its peak at night, and he stretched his feet forward.It's just because I'm standing on the edge so I'm interested, I don't really want to jump, but this behavior is still dangerous and weird.

The next second, Osamu Dazai withdrew his dangling foot abruptly, covered his chest, and grabbed his hair nervously with one hand.

"What am I doing……"

His eyes flicked across the swing downstairs, and he suddenly wanted to sit on it and swing, this desire was fierce and bright.

The next day, Osamu Dazai spread it out on the clinic table, squeezed out a tissue with trembling fingertips, and wiped the unstoppable snot under his nose.

Doctor Hei stirred the potion, as if he was watching a childish ghost who was desperately playing around, "Even if the childlike innocence is still alive, it's too..."

"It would be annoying for the doctor to talk too much nonsense..." Osamu Dazai stared listlessly at a certain point in the void, and responded with a hoarse voice, "Don't you have a lot of things to be busy with, and you're already so worried that you're losing your hair. "

"Well, I'd rather have a headache because you hate me. Even if you go out and ruin my reputation now, I'm probably indifferent." Doctor Hei brushed the ends of his hair, his purplish red eyes showed the superficial distress, "I'm still young, it's too early to lose my hair,"

"Ah!"

Osamu Dazai, who had a bad cold, touched the fever-reducing patch on his forehead. The high fever made his head feel like a paste and it was difficult to think. He casually picked up topics to pass the time, "Why does Mr. Mori have a headache?"

"Because Yokohama is going to change the sky." Doctor Hei sighed, and pushed the potion towards Osamu Dazai. Disruption, it’s obvious that I’m going to the last step soon.”

"Ah, you refer to the incident that happened recently." Osamu Dazai, who lives in nowhere, quickly guessed the point, and he joked that both of them knew, "What's the matter, isn't the incumbent paying your salary?" ?”

"I feel like I'm going to be fired." The former leader's personal doctor, Mori Ogai, who planned to usurp the throne but was intercepted, said in a low voice, "The former's spirit is getting better every day, and the number of summons to me has dropped visible to the naked eye. You have to suspect that your medical skills have regressed without knowing it. Obviously you have a body that is no longer weak, but your predecessor announced his abdication without warning."

The scalpel in his cabinet reflected a cold light.

"I haven't even seen the new face."

The painstaking efforts that had been dormant for a long time suddenly went to waste, and Mori Ogai felt like a stick in his throat.

"Dazai-kun, what do you think of the new appointment?"

Osamu Dazai glanced at him indifferently, "How do I know, like Mr. Mori, I have never seen him before."

***

I sent Edogawa Ranpo back to his residence. On the way, because he was hungry, I bought him two takoyaki.

After he got out of the car, I extended the invitation again, [Come to port mafia. ]

A good leader can bring out the talents of his subordinates, and the subordinates do more than the leader. I quite like Edogawa Ranpo.

Not to be outdone, Edogawa Ranpo said, "Come to the Armed Detective Agency."

I thought about it, [Your wages should not be high. ]

"Anyway, you have so many ways to make money, and work is just for you to pass the time." Edogawa rubbed his hungry stomach in disorder, and when he was finally free, he opened the plastic bag of takoyaki, and couldn't wait to take a bite, " I bet you won't be in port mafia for long."

This makes me wonder, [Why?I just became the leader. ]

"You just became the leader out of curiosity." Edogawa Ranpo didn't look at me, and he looked very serious about solving the food, but he still talked to me with a clear mind, "You don't have feelings for that organization, and you don't care about it. Yokohama has no feelings, taking this burden is just a whim."

Smart people are amazing, why Kenji Hagiwara can’t tell what I’m thinking, he is recognized among the few of us as having a high emotional intelligence, he can know a person’s preferences and goals through many micro-expressions.

I observed Edogawa Ranpo silently for a while, as if looking at something new that caught my attention.

The corners of his mouth were covered with crumbs of food, and the hairstyle he had done before going out was already messed up after a day of grooming. At this time, it was unevenly attached to his forehead and cheeks. There was a faint look of fatigue in his eyes, but it took him a long time to squat down to me. He didn't want to leave so early, just waiting for me to say goodbye.

I stared at it for so long that his face turned into a muscle model.

[Okay, I'll go first. ] I said, [it is still too early to abdicate. ]

***

When I first joined the port mafia, I knew that the leader was accompanied by a doctor with ulterior motives. He was also a smart man. At least he was more capable than his old and crazy predecessors. I thought it was troublesome, and I gave a little hint to the previous generation, so that he would no longer associate with the doctor.

To usurp the throne is a hasty decision. I often boast that there is nothing I can't do, and it's the same in this world, because even a worldview with supernatural powers can't do anything to me.It's just a port mafia, just like an easy mode management game, because based on the information I have so far, the outside enemies are not to be feared, and I can handle it by myself.

I just want to feel the feeling of being looked up to and surrendered by everyone. By the way, I will do good to drive the old man down. He disturbed Yokohama's peace and caused my dissatisfaction.

I rode on the Prince II and galloped on the street. I said that I would be shot to scare Edogawa Ranpo. The appearance of the leader will not be leaked so easily. His level of secrecy is much higher than when I was a low-level mafia. Few people dare to take pictures of mafia, and if they have information, they can only describe it in spoken language, such as what is their height and shape, and whether they are handsome... Although my characteristics are quite obvious.

I saw a man on the side of the road.

The voice of the heart at night is not quieter than during the day, because people's brain cells are more active at night, and night owls are the norm for modern people, but because there are few people on the streets ruled by mafia, I still found him who is a maverick.

a teenager.

A boy hanging a rope from a tree.

My motorcycle stopped next to him, [This branch cannot bear your weight, it will fall down within five seconds after you hang it on. ]

There is a sense of familiarity. It should not be the first time I have met him, but I hear the voices of so many people every day, and he is not the exception.

[Your rope is also not strong enough. Although the knot is well tied, it is easy to be cut. ] I inadvertently raised the corners of my lips, [It's nine o'clock in the evening, the time for residents to walk their dogs. ]

The boy who was interrupted by me turned his head, his eyes stayed on my motorcycle for three seconds, and then slowly moved to my face, "Are you trying to say that I will cause trouble for others?"

[Well, it seems like this, it will scare others. ] I shrugged, [But it has nothing to do with me. ]

My eyes saw his handsome face through the bandages, and his inner voice was complicated to another degree.

What's this?Are you a highly sensitive group?It doesn't seem like it.

He can associate many words to some trivial things, and his sensitivity to perceive the outside world is better than anyone I have ever met. My voice, tone, and eyes can all touch his nerves.

This is the first time I have met this kind of person. My initial friends are full of energy and optimism. They will not be easily swayed by the emotional performance of others, and they can move in the direction they want to go.

Because I have a good sense of Edogawa Ranpo, the meeting tonight made me feel happy, so I feel pleasing to the young man in front of me. I should have some fate with him. After all, we have met more than once. I Going to take him for a walk,

[Want to go for a ride with me? ]

I'm sorry, Chuya, your VIP back seat was given to two people today.

I can't yet watch a child kill himself in front of me.

[The weather is pretty good tonight. ] I raised my hand, and the soft breeze wrapped around my fingertips, [The stars are bright, the moon is also beautiful, and even the clouds are hidden. ]

I gave him a hint.

Come on, it's a wonderful world, and it's a good night for a ride.

My hint worked.

The dark-eyed young man in front of him visibly revived with the naked eye, his eyes glowed brightly, and his active mind became pure and cheered up.

But this does not affect his clever mind to discover an incredible accident,

He was thinking: it's you.

I froze for a moment,

me what?

[What's your name? ]

"Dazai, Dazai rule."

Osamu Dazai took the back seat of the Prince II.

[Aren’t you afraid that I’ll take you to uninhabited places to break the law and commit crimes? ] I signaled him to hold my waist tightly, [If I don't hold tight, I will throw it out,]

"Illegal crimes? Haven't the BOSS of the port mafia done too much?" Osamu Dazai's tone was lax and a thunder broke out.

But I had expected it a long time ago, so I was not surprised, [Where did your news channel come from? ]

He doesn't speak.

Ah, but I already knew that.

I drove him across the river, past a takoyaki shop, past a cafe that was still open at night, and stopped in front of a spicy curry restaurant that was about to close.

Osamu Dazai twitched his eyes.

[I'm hungry and want to eat supper. ] I got out of the car first, and the Prince II was still able to stop steadily. Osamu Dazai put his hands on the seat and looked at me with shining eyes, [Do you want a copy too? ]

Osamu Dazai returned his sanity, "No."

I told the boss, packed a copy, and waited at the outlet.

The owner of this curry shop has seen me several times. His youngest son, Toru Yeh, was doing homework in the shop. When he saw me, he rushed out excitedly and gave me a bear hug.

Because I gave him candy, he is a magical big brother who can do magic.

"Brother Qi Mu!" The little ghost hugged my leg for a while, then looked up at me, "You haven't eaten so late, you must be working hard."

Occasionally, I would tease him mischievously, [Yeah, but the original unscrupulous boss quit, and now I manage the company. ]

Che Ye's eyes widened, "Does it have to be so hard to be a boss? Can't you order meals by yourself?"

[The boss can eat whenever he wants. ] I rubbed his head, and my eyes softened when I was always tolerant and fond of the kid, [Have you finished your homework?After school today, I played like crazy for a while before being chased back by my father. ] I pinched his face, [Look, the corners of your eyes are red, you have cried before, and now you are just looking for an excuse to be lazy. ]

"Hey." He rubbed my leg with a playful smile.

I suddenly heard Osamu Dazai slandering me, so I turned my head to look over and saw that his face was particularly strange.

...Why does he think I'm a pervert?