When Qi Mu's super power defected

Hello everyone, my name is Saiki Pixiong.

This is probably the last self-introduction, and it is shorter than before, after all, we are already familiar with each other.It seems that some people are reluctant to part with me, and if they insist on being sensational, I can reluctantly say more.

That day we went to the seaside to see the dark clouds for 10 minutes. Yes, the weather was not good that day. My initial friends made complaints about this point. Maybe out of performance psychology, I raised my hand in front of them. Disperse the clouds and let the moonlight shine on the earth.

My initial friends: "..."

How should I put it, they seem to have learned how to manage expressions, and they won't be surprised no matter what I do.

The seaside in autumn is full of chills. Although we don’t talk about it, everyone is actually a handsome guy. The clothes they wear are always stylish and elegant. Of course, the warmth retention effect is not as good as the heavy cotton clothes, so they left In 3 minutes, the brain froze for a while and woke up.

I also heard Matsuda Jinpei sniffling.

That's right, he didn't rest for a long time, and he accepted an unbearable shock, his immunity weakened and he caught a cold.

I patted him on the shoulder, and time went back and he was resurrected with full blood. I proudly said to him, [saved a lot of medical expenses, thank you Dade. ]

Then I turned up the temperature around us, and the cold wind turned into a refreshing and comfortable evening wind.

But this is not enough, my super power can do more things.My fingertips leaped up soft balls of light, one after another, they were thrown into the sea, bursts of light circles revealed turbulent waves, mixed with rippling foam like twinkling stars, they were in my eyes Walking under the control of the water, if a literary novelist describes it, the scene seems to be haunted by dreamy elves, and they will follow us step by step.

Then, in the monster-like sea at night, a fantastic scene that has never been seen before appeared.

And the figure we walked by looks more like a cartoon from a distance.

"If this is built with modern technology, a string of lights must be placed in the water."

"The one with body sensation? Otherwise, why would you follow us?"

However, my original friends were only interested in studying the possibility of reality emerging.

[If my brother does it, one day should be enough. ]

"Hey?"

They looked at me, "Your brother?"

[A guy with a vicious tongue and extremely smart. ]

So our topic moved to a further place. I, who was telling the story, was under the tendency of telling the story. I almost shook out the experience of Kusuo's incident of Huo Tintin, and they also listened with great interest.

For the sake of their bodies staying up all night, I gave them time-reversal one by one, sent me a shot by the way, and then sent them back.

When I came back, Osamu Dazai was still waiting for me.

It's weird to say that, but I feel like I, who sent them away and then came back to face Osamu Dazai, made a date with only two people.

[hungry. ]I said.

At this time yesterday, I was sleeping soundly, so I didn't feel hungry.

"Want to eat spicy curry?" Osamu Dazai skillfully proposed.

[No, the boss has already closed at this point, and the instant bento in the 24-hour convenience store is not delicious. ] I only thought for two seconds, then I stretched out my hand to him, [Come on, let's go to the opposite side of the earth, it's time for lunch there now. ]

So that farce came to an end.

Next, it may be more appropriate to use the time after XX years.

On a certain day in such and such a year, Matsuda Jinpei, who had no job, was fishing at his workstation, when he suddenly saw his boss passing by the corridor in a hurry, as if some important person was coming.

He and Hagiwara Kenji looked at each other, stood up together and went out to join in the fun.

And a suit and leather shoes, with a handsome face and pink hair, appeared on the stage.

Surrounded by the crowd, I walked into the Metropolitan Police Hall, and came before them who were stupefied.

It was so funny, their eyes were so wide that they almost flew to their eyebrows, and the straw Matsuda Jinhei used to drink coffee fell to the ground with a clatter.

There is a flirtatious but sharp smile on the corner of my lips, and my invisible eyes are slightly squinted. Because of the longer opening, my eyes are more slender than before, and my cheeks are thinner, so at this time From my look, there is a cold feeling that hits the door.

I introduced myself with malicious intent, [Director of Metropolitan Police Department, Saiki Yuo. ]

Matsuda Jinpei: "..."

Hagiwara Kenji: "..."

Matsuda Jinpei: "...?!"

He accidentally spilled the coffee in his hand, and murmured softly, "Am I dreaming?"

[That's right, you've entered the nightmare created by Hakio Saiki. ]

With Saiki Kusuo's permission, I was resurrected.The reason is probably the same as the airborne police academy, the airborne port mafia, and the airborne Gojo family. Now, I also airborne the Metropolitan Police Department.

I completed the so-called undercover mission, and naturally re-entered the public eye, but the media has not publicized it yet, because it may cause trouble to Kusuo, who looks very similar to me, so I plan to keep a low profile and just go to the newspaper. .

"Hey, eh?"

They still didn't react, their eyes were all straight.

I leaned close to Matsuda Jinpei's ear and whispered the devil, [Guess, when will you become the police chief? ]

Laugh to death, let me talk about it when I get tired.

Now I can really be called No.1 in both black and white, and the kind that will never overturn. I enjoy two kinds of treatment, and the scolding and praise are the same.

"Unbelievable!" Matsuda Jinpei grabbed my collar and slammed it wildly after regaining consciousness, "What the hell did you do—the good idea appeared!"

[you are not willing?You can see me every day now. ]

"..." Matsuda Jinpei fell suspiciously silent.

[Because I found that this identity is very useful. I will not be blocked from doing anything, and everything I say is right. ]

In a way, my position has the same remit as the head of the port mafia.

Suddenly losing his dream (it seems so), Matsuda Jinpei thumped the table angrily, "Then what am I working towards..."

[Of course my successor. ] I didn’t feel guilty at all when I said this, I looked at Matsuda Jinpei as if looking at a plastic junior, [You have to think about surpassing me, Jinpei, because I have a simple and small goal. ]

"what?"

The so-called simplicity gave them a bad feeling.

[When I was in the police academy, it affected the crime rate in society to a certain extent, right? ]

Their hearts trembled, guessing what I said next,

[Now that I have graduated and entered a wider workplace, it is possible to reduce the crime rate to the point where the police are too idle to panic. ]

It's an understatement, but my eyes don't say that.

I hate crimes and wicked people with dirty minds, so curbing their desires and making them lack the courage to commit atrocities is the result I want.

Although from another perspective, making the people happy enough to be unwilling to commit crimes is the real utopia.

I may be able to do that, and so is Kusuo. We have countless opportunities for trial and error, and maybe we can really create that kind of world.

But the price to pay must be high, and, I'm not so kind.

Even Kusuo doesn’t have such an outrageous idea of ​​​​saving the world. Besides, there are always positive and negative sides to a thing. A utopia will breed new disasters, and it will be us again who will be in trouble.

Hagiwara Kenji would not have any doubts about my words, he smiled and said, "I feel that something very interesting will happen next."

[Not only that, but there are also a lot of troubles. ] I raised my eyebrows, [I'm thinking about whether to make an announcement, such as the extremely difficult mate selection requirements, or simply say that I am an asexual. ]

"what?"

[Because there are many people who admire me, my peach blossoms have always been very strong. ]

In the past, everyone would restrain themselves, but now I am a young man with a successful career, good looks, talent and no partner. I am simply an excellent candidate for marriage.

"Sure enough, it's something that Pixiong can say, but I don't feel bad about it." Hagiwara Kenji shrugged, "But we are all busy with work, and we don't have the heart to develop a relationship at all."

"It's simple." Matsuda Jinping raised his hand, "Why don't you just say you have a lover?"

[The follow-up is to marry your lover and become a lover and then maintain that relationship?I will also appear in public. ] My tone is flat, [lie will be told, and deception cannot last long. ]

So the final result was extended: a certain gossip newspaper revealed credible gossip, the dream of tens of millions of people—— Qi Mupixiong is an asexual, let's break up.

But I don't know why, this wave of operations seems to have an effect, and some people think that I am not charming.

I met Zhu Fu Jingguang, who appeared directly at his house like a ghost to meet him.

Because it was late at night, Zhu Fu Jingguang, who got up to drink water, mistakenly thought that he was dreaming. Although Jiang Guling had told him that I was still alive in advance, he would never have thought that I would appear in his room without a prelude. safe house.

"It's strange, I haven't dreamed of Pixiong for a long time." He looked at me and said to himself, completely treating me as an unreal thing, thinking that I would disappear after he woke up anyway, so his thoughts and words were all confused. Unprepared, "What is it this time, do you want to listen to me play the guitar, or come to eat?"

I:[……]

What's going on, is my image in Jing Guang's mind like this?

drop, drop in price.

I froze in place like a bolt from the blue.

And my stillness just confirmed what Jing Guang thought was a dream, "It feels like your face is a little clearer this time than before."

He leaned forward to look at me, and even pinched it with his hands, (the hand feeling is also very clear, but sometimes there will be an illusion in the dream to magnify the five senses. Is what I am touching now the ruffian I imagined?)

"It seems that they look different..." He muttered in a low voice, staring at me unblinkingly with his warm cat eyes.

(Is it also the ruffian I imagined?)

Sober up, Zhu Fu Jingguang!What about your vigilance!

[Are you regressing? ]

I folded my chest and said with a serious face,

"Your voice is so real." Zhu Fu Jingguang sighed, "But it's just criticism, it's too merciless."

Have I been away for too long? Why does Zhu Fu Jingguang consciously not believe that I am the real me?

This scene is actually quite interesting. After a short period of loss, I had the idea of ​​playing around.In my expectation, we should be moved to start, moved to reminisce, and then moved to say goodbye. My emotions were all brewed, but Zhu Fu Jingguang seemed to be completely asleep, making everything dramatic.

[If I want to make a meal, will you cook it for me? ]

"It's too late, I'm still sleepy, you can solve it yourself."

I:[……]

I'm sorry, I'm too confident, he doesn't love me at all.

[I'm leaving. ]

"Ok?"

Zhu Fu Jingguang, who was walking towards the bed, turned his head, and he chuckled a few times, "Didn't you just come here today?"

[But someone doesn't seem to welcome me. ]

"Do not."

His voice is soft,

"I miss you terribly."

Okay, no one else needs to take the initiative this time, I just stepped forward and hugged him,

"Idiot, you should see clearly who came to see you..."

"..."

He froze for a long time, his eyes fell aimlessly on the wall under his dazed brain, until he floated on the moving second hand, he seemed to come back to his senses suddenly,

"Ruffian?!" Zhu Fu Jingguang said incredulously,

I jokingly said, [Tell me, how many times have I been in your dream? ]

"You... No, how did you come in? When, why don't I know?!"

[If you knew about it, wouldn't my sense of mystery disappear? ]

"This will make me look like a failure." He sighed unrequitedly, "Why did the expected reunion happen like this? Was I stupid just now, I made a lot of ugliness, you forget it quickly. "

[Hi, got that in mind. ]

While talking, we kept hugging.

Under the distance where each other's heartbeat can be felt, we are reluctant to part.

It's rare, and reunion with friends is one of the most amazing things.

[Are you going to make an appointment, or do you not sleep tonight? ]

"Don't sleep anymore!" He laughed, "I have a lot of things I want to hear!"

***

The reunion with Zhu Fu Jingguang was like this. We had a long talk all night long. After Matsuda Jinpei, I shared the same bed with the second person, and I complained that his bed was so small.

As for the reunion with squad leader Date, it was much more normal.

Instead, he brought up the topic of my asexuality, and took out the magazine with snot and tears, "Is this gossip true?"

[Fake, to block peach blossoms. ]

He hugged me again, "Let me just say, I still know you, you can't keep such a big secret from me."

While patting his back, I squinted my eyes and smiled, [This looks fake. ]

And meeting Date with me was Matsuda Jinpei and Hagiwara Kenji. The two of them were on the sidelines, and they couldn't tell whether they were gloating or really regretting their misfortune and said, "It would be great if those two guys were there, but their The task is so troublesome, you can't stand in the light at all."

Datehang let me go, then patted me on the shoulder and held out his thumb, "Ruffian, it's up to you to make them unemployed! Bring down that organization—"

I:[……]

In fact, this is more troublesome than talking about it.

Because it is a multinational organization, and it also includes top talents in various fields, politicians, economists, scientists... Although they are not even more capable than Qi Mu Kongsuke, they involve quite a lot.

[Pull it out slowly. ]

I said.

***

It was a certain year and a certain month again.

I'm tired of being a mafia boss.

To be honest, I have been able to do one thing and one state for several years, which has given me a new understanding of myself. One day, I finally felt boring and wanted to go to other fields.

{How about being an actor. }

I was sitting on the leader's seat holding the list of occupations, and suddenly said this sentence.

Osamu Dazai guessed my thoughts from the occupation list: "..."

He also learned to complain, "The span is so big."

[Do you want to follow?Your face will be very popular, let's produce more works while you are young. ]

Osamu Dazai sighed, "Let me go..."

[When I saw Ranbu two days ago, he found out that I was tired of thinking, and dug a corner again. ] I turned over the list, [But in the Metropolitan Police Department, I do detective work, so it’s not too bad to go to him, he seems to understand this, he’s just playing the emotional card. ]

"Are you going?"

[And you? ]

"I don't care." Dazai Osamu walked to my side, "Anyway, wherever you go, I will go."

[The leader of the port mafia has a bunch of candidates, and I am not dead, so there will be no problem, and Yokohama will never be messed up under my nose. ] I sorted out the current situation, [Because of the Verlaine incident, I found a supernatural power business license from above, and the supernatural power users in the port mafia did not suffer a lot of losses. It is completely one-sided situation. ]

It's better to say that it's already a big tree to attract the wind.

Please, pass it on to someone else.

[Zhong also seems to like this place quite a bit, and the members of the Banner Club are also here. ]

Xiao Xiong is here too.

I looked up at Osamu Dazai, [If you leave, he might be sad. ]

Osamu Dazai raised his head lightly, and said in a loose tone, "The little man is so happy that he can drink red wine to celebrate."

[That is to say, you really want to decide to leave with me? ]

"Ruffian, nonsense literature is not popular."

[The detective agency has a lot of missions to save people. ] I asked him, [Is there no feeling about this? ]

"To be honest, you also assigned me the task of saving people." Osamu Dazai stared at me quietly, "In my opinion, they are all the same."

I clearly brought up another topic, [Did Oda start writing novels. ]

"Ah."

[I can also publish it for him. ] I propped myself up on the table, with a scheming and sinister face again, [I heard his idea of ​​the novel, I think it has great potential and should be able to make money. ]

Osamu Dazai's heart skipped a beat, "So you plan to..."

I smiled,

[Dazai, let’s start a literary publishing house together. You will be the editor, and I will be the operator, and then use the money you earn to make the novels into anime or movies. ]

That should be fun.

After all, I will be exposed to different texts, and I know the author's true soul.

[It just so happens that I like the face of the public security officer very much. Let him act in some plots I want, which can pass a lot of time, and even life becomes hopeful. ] I leaned back on the seat, folded my hands and looked at Osamu Dazai with a light smile, "What do you think, Dazai?"

The black-haired young man subconsciously imagined the future I described. There seemed to be something flickering in his eyes. Seeing that I had been staring at him, he also gave me an extra soft smile.

"Okay."