I turned out to be beautiful and miserable?

Hojo Hoshimu sat on his knees opposite Osamu Dazai, and explained the matter completely.

Osamu Dazai listened carefully at the beginning, but then he completely lost interest, lying lazily on the table as if he would fall asleep at any moment.

It wasn't until Hojo Xingmu finished speaking and was quiet for a few seconds that he reacted slowly, his slender and thick eyelashes fluttered twice and then said: "So that's how it is."

... You didn't listen carefully to the back at all!

Hojo Xingmu stared at him for a few seconds, but it was a pity that Osamu Dazai was so shameless that he would not feel guilty at all due to the accusation in his eyes, instead he asked knowingly, "Why do you keep staring at me? The crab meat probably didn't reach the corner of his mouth today." Right."

"Not really." Hojo Xingmu shook his head lightly, then stood up as if to see off the guests: "I've finished what Dazai-kun wants to know, and I'm going to get ready to rest next."

Don't always come to occupy other people's private time!After a tiring day, he just wants to take a hot bath and enjoy himself.

"It's getting dark outside now, so it's not suitable to go into the water." Osamu Dazai glanced at the window and lay down on the ground like a liquid animal, with no intention of leaving at all.

"Although the river water will become bitingly cold, the night view should be beautiful." Beitiao Xingmu tapped his pale and slender fingers on the table, and then said, "You can enjoy it."

"Admiring the night view by yourself is the most boring thing! Maybe you will see couples!" Osamu Dazai is obviously very experienced, and he said solemnly: "I will feel more redundant than usual!"

The half-joking version of the serious tone sounds much more pitiful than when he deliberately acted like a baby.

Forget it, let's take a cold shower today.

Hojo Xingmu thought so, he didn't continue to urge him to leave, he picked up a change of clothes and prepared to go to the bathroom.

"If Mr. Xingmu is willing to accompany me." Dazai Osamu's voice sounded from behind, because he couldn't see the expression because he seemed to be able to feel the seriousness inside.

Hojo Xingmu paused, and frowned slightly——Although Osamu Dazai was an important role in completing his mission, and he had carefully analyzed everything about this person, he knew very well that no one could figure out this person's secrets. Heart.

For example, what does this ambiguous sentence mean?

"Mr. Xingmu eat dog food with me, I might consider enjoying the night view, after all, there are many places suitable for suicide at night!" Dazai Osamu's voice continued to sound, still very frivolous in line with his character.

"Sorry, I'm not interested." Hojo Xingmu turned around to look at him with a blank expression and said seriously.

"Okay." Osamu Dazai shrugged, and fell straight down on the floor again, as if he wasn't going to go back before bedtime.

Then, there was the sound of the bathroom door being opened, followed by the sound of the lock being locked.The two people who had their own thoughts were separated by a thin wall.

Dazai stared blankly at the moth that had been hitting the street lamp desperately outside the window, and felt that it was somewhat similar to Hojo Xingmu.

Of course, it's not about appearance - Mr. Xingmu looks very good-looking, especially those eyes, almost everyone will feel deeply loved when they look directly at him.Adding that disease, it's no wonder that this man has so many troubles around him.

Dazai Osamu didn't know how long the president, the younger brother, had been ill, but since he joined the Armed Detective Agency until now, there has been no good sign at all.

He even said that every time he met, his expression and temperament would be a little bit depressed, as if he was not from this world at all.But struggling to save the people in the slums, no matter how I think about it, I feel contradictory.

But Osamu Dazai was not interested in this doctor at that time, but he would feel a little ridiculous if he didn't see him.Because he is doing something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Later, it was known that he was willing to join the Armed Detective Agency, and the two even became partners by mistake.

After joining the Armed Detective Agency, Osamu Dazai didn't know if his mental illness was alleviated. Anyway, the smile never reached his eyes.Doing more and more crazy things, like running closer and closer to death.

There is no difference at all from the battered moth that just hit for a little light.

The lifespan of a moth is only 9 days, how long can Hojo Xingmu last?

Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes were slowly condensed dark, as thick as thick ink that could not be melted.

Hojo Xingmu, who has never suffered from previous missions, did not expect that taking a hot bath in this world would become a luxury, and pretended to be pitiful to the system in the bathtub.

[The system has no sympathy for him: Gas can be inhaled at will, so what is a little cold water? 】

[The two are totally different! ] Hojo Xingmu's aggrieved rebuttal.

There are obviously countless ways to avoid cold water baths, and he is not shaking his chest, and he doesn't like any uncomfortable feelings at all.

The system is a little speechless, but it is its own host after all. After a few words of cruel ridicule, it still chooses to coax, [1000 yen]

【What? 】Hojo Xingmu was staring at his wrist in a daze, but didn't react for a while.

[Be patient, I will give you 1000 yen after washing. 】

Beitiao Xingmu's dark eyes lit up instantly, and the dull hair on his head swayed from side to side. He said happily, 【Thank you for my rule! 】

system:……

Sure enough, when money is involved, someone will become much easier to coax.

By the time Hojo Hoshi went out in a wet bathrobe, Osamu Dazai had already left.There was a note on the table, I picked it up and looked at it - I thought I was going to find someone to die for!By the way, Dr. Xie Ye told you to get an IV drip tomorrow, so you must go obediently~

otherwise……

A string of ellipses followed, but Hojo Xingmu had already imagined the doctor getting angry.He rolled up the note and threw it into the trash can at random, and Hojo Xingmu lay down on the tatami wrapped in a quilt with no love in his heart.

Although he refused very much in his heart, he obediently went to the Armed Detective Agency the next day.

A person like him looks fearless, and he can be called cruel to himself, but his only weakness is a kind and serious person.

Like a math teacher, and like Akiko Yosano.

Because there is no way to refuse their kindness and I know their character very well, but I absolutely can't do it or don't want to do it, I just feel extremely guilty.

Beijo Xingmu was not used to dealing with such emotions, and gradually felt scared.

The system is very satisfied with the fact that someone in the world mission can cure the host. Today, it doesn't even pretend to be disconnected every day, and wakes up early in the morning to wash up.

Hojo Xingmu glanced at Dazai Osamu when he went out, and suddenly his bad taste surged up. After adjusting his expression, he gently knocked on the neighbor's door.

As expected, there was no response for a long time.People who don't know Osamu Dazai may think that the master has left.

But Beitiao Xingmu knew very well that he just didn't wake up!Simply persevere and continue to knock.

The voice of the young doctor knocking on the door is similar to his personality. The voice is not too loud and will definitely not affect other residents, but it does not disturb the ninja inside so much that he doubts his life.

After persisting like this for more than ten minutes, Dazai walked out with a sullen face on his head, "If it wasn't for the reason of Yokohama's death or finding a way to die painlessly, I would definitely hold my grudge!"

It is rare for a person who is always smiling on weekdays. Such an expression is still very intimidating - the premise is that it is not Hojo Xingmu who is facing him.

What the young doctor was looking forward to was his violent appearance!Besides, it was already time for work, so how could he be allowed to skip work successfully!

The young doctor made a startled expression, and after a stalemate for a while, he raised his head cautiously and asked, "Sorry, I thought Mr. Dazai was up."

Osamu Dazai: ...

He swears that he saw the flashing smile in those peach blossom eyes!

But if you don't reach out and hit a smiling person, let alone a doctor who is injured and loved?And... it's a good thing to be able to do this, right?

At least in some respects, he may be classified as "the same kind".

"Hehe, what's the matter?" Osamu Dazai quickly recovered his expression, blinked his eyes innocently and said pitifully: "I was dreaming that I arrived at Santuchuan, and then I was knocked on frequently by Mr. Xingmu. The sound of the door woke me up."

System: The code that was smoked by the lotus aroma of the two of them early in the morning hurts.

"It seems that Sanzukawa is not planning to accept Dazai-kun for the time being, but Kunikida-kun is still waiting for you in the Armed Detective Agency." This guy missed work yesterday, and he must have accumulated a lot of tasks today.

"Ah... I've probably reached the burnout period." Osamu Dazai grabbed the door frame with a weak look: "Kunikida-kun can't accompany me to die in love, although his embarrassment is very interesting..."

Write "partner" and pronounce "toy".That is to say, Kunikida Doppo has a good personality, if he were to change someone casually, he would definitely want to beat Osamu Dazai twice in three days!

"So is Dazai-kun going?" Hojo Xingmu glanced at the watch on his wrist, "I'll be late in 10 minutes."

Osamu Dazai rubbed his face, pulled off the windbreaker from the hanger, and said, "Go! I'm already up, so I might as well save myself the chance of being late."

Then Hojo Xingmu saw the "mummy" quickly put himself into the shirt, and after a while, he became a handsome man who looked like a human.

There are a lot of slots, but he suppressed it for the sake of personality, then raised his eyes and asked curiously: "Does Dazai-kun still be late every month?"

"Ah," Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at Hojo Xingmu in shock: "Don't Xingmu know? The hidden rules of the Armed Detective Agency—each member has 10 chances to be late every month."

"You know our mission, it's dangerous and stressful, so the caring president specially said that after finishing the mission, everyone can rest and sleep in. At this time, wages will not be deducted~"

Hojo Xingmu: Just talk nonsense!