I turned out to be beautiful and miserable?
Chapter 14 Cotard Syndrome 14
Taking medicine, the original owner was unwilling to take it because he thought he was a corpse, while Hojo Xingmu himself simply hated taking it.
So, resolutely don't touch it!
"There are many ways to reduce fever, and you don't necessarily need to take chemical agents." The young doctor's black hair was still wet, dripping with water, but he himself was not prepared to wipe it off at all, so he sat directly opposite Osamu Dazai and took it. Picked up the already cold bento and ate it.
What Osamu Dazai brought was the cheapest bento in the convenience store. A bowl of not-so-full rice was covered with only a root of green vegetables, which looked extremely shabby.
"Would you like some crab meat?" Dazai Osamu pushed his canned food over as if he suddenly realized his conscience, blinking his eyes and said with a smile, "I can give some to Xingmu-jun."
Hojo Xingmu: "...No need."
"Okay." Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes like a cat protecting food and fed himself another mouthful.
"Don't you need to eat some staple food?" Beitiao Xingmu looked at him with dark red eyes, and said calmly, "Will you be malnourished if you only eat this?"
As a doctor, although he can't be called caring for his body, he still has a lot of energy for human beings' daily needs.
"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai stared at him for a few seconds, then smiled.
This guy is definitely up to something bad again.
Hojo Hoshimu thought.
Sure enough, the next second Osamu Dazai stretched out his head and opened his mouth: "Ah——"
When a patient with Cotard's syndrome feeds him, no one but Osamu Dazai will be able to get this bad.
[Hojo Xingmu has no expression on his face: Will the ooc value exceed 10% if you directly put the bento on his face? 】
[System Shocked: Calm down!He will definitely exit this world directly. 】
[Don't worry, I won't waste food. ] Hojo Xingmu, who is very obsessed with things that need money to buy, came to the comfort system.
system:……
Not comforted at all!So if it's not food, it's directly on Osamu Dazai's face!
Hojo Hoshimu, who had never eaten in any world, looked at Dazai Osamu who was waiting for food with his eyes closed and smiled, and poured the natto on the table into his mouth.
Osamu Dazai, who didn't think that the young doctor would really feed himself, was taken aback by the sudden greasy feeling, and then coughed violently after being choked.
"No, are you okay?" The young doctor also seemed to be taken aback, frowned slightly and brought him water, "I thought Dazai-kun would like this."
"Ahem..." Osamu Dazai patted his chest, Jun's face was flushed red from choking but his mouth was still hard: "That was specially prepared for Mr. Xingmu!"
——Actually, because I was bored, I saw the natto bundled with the bento and simply stirred it to pass the time.
Unexpectedly, he finally lifted a rock and shot himself in the foot.
"Ah, that's it." Hojo Xingmu handed the wipe to Osamu Dazai: "Then thank you, Dazai-kun."
"But compared to me, Dazai-kun is more suitable for natto. It just supplements the nutrition that canned crab meat can't bring."
Although it is definitely considered a dark dish for those who don't like food, its nutritional value is absolutely undeniable.
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Hojo Xingmu chased after the victory, pursed his lips and smiled with that upright and innocent face: "Only when you are full can you commit suicide."
"I think I'm almost full." Osamu Dazai lay down on the table aggrievedly and muttered, "One mouthful of natto is enough to ruin my appetite for the whole day."
System: Who asked you to provoke him.
Hojo Xingmu didn't say much, but ate all the rice in his bento in small mouthfuls.
——Come on, hurt each other!
"Ah, that's right!" Osamu Dazai said with a proud smile after he had finished eating the rice, "Because I guessed the reason why Mr. Xingmu won't take medicine obediently, I sprinkled the capsule in when you took a bath. "
Hojo Xingmu: No wonder Miri has a strange smell, he thought it was an overnight bento.
This round is Osamu Dazai's victory!
After taking the medicine, the drowsiness came back again. Osamu Dazai didn't have the slightest sense of being a guest. He lay lazily beside the tatami and looked at the lights on the ceiling: "Mr. Xingmu, it's better to sleep."
Although Hojo Hoshimu was really sleepy, he still waited for Kunikida Doppo to come and take Osamu Dazai away before falling asleep.
In the end, the vacation was extended for several days—the detective agency and Dr. Yosano Akiko had already returned, and considering his fever, Kunikida Doppo insisted on giving him several days of vacation until he recovered. Almost back to work.
[Beitiao Xingmu: I will feel guilty after trying to fish like this. 】
When returning to the detective agency, Dazai Osamu was absent from work every day, Kunikida Doppo was methodically processing the pile of documents, and Edogawa Ranpo was dozing off while eating thick snacks, looking warm and harmonious.
Standing at the door, Beitiao Xingmu was at a loss. His gloomy temperament seemed to be incompatible with this place, and he didn't want to break this harmony for a while.
"Is Doctor Hojo all right?" Yosano Akiko appeared behind him carrying a bunch of things, smiling heartily.
"It's okay." Hojo Xingmu shook his head lightly.
Yosano Akiko looked him up and down with the eyes of a doctor, and after confirming that he was not lying, he said in relief: "That's good, let's work hard next."
She and Hojo Xingmu have known each other before, although it is not as long as Edogawa Ranpo and the president, but they can barely be called understanding, and she is very happy that he is willing to help in the Armed Detective Agency, so The tone and manner are very natural.
"I will." The young doctor nodded, hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and continued, "If Dr. Xie Ye needs my help, you can ask at any time..."
I was a little shocked with Yosano Akiko—Although Hojo Xingmu has a good temper, he seems to have a certain distance from everyone because of his illness. He will not refuse other people's requests, but he will never take the initiative to help, so we have known each other for so many years It was the first time she heard such words.
There is a feeling... that my son has grown up.
Yosano Akiko originally wanted to pat him on the shoulder, but felt something was wrong after raising her hand, and finally just handed over the bag in her hand: "Then ask Hojo to help me carry it over."
"Okay." Hojo Xingmu pursed his lips and smiled, obediently took the belt and walked towards the house.
His illness has not actually progressed so far, but it is not as exaggerated as before to the point where he would feel at a loss when he gets along with a room full of people.
Edogawa Ranpo raised his eyelids and glanced at him, picked up potato chips and jumped over to share: "This is Ranpo-sama's favorite flavor."
Hojo Xingmu didn't have the habit of eating coarse dim sum, but he still looked at it patiently and then pursed his lips and smiled: "That taste must be delicious."
"Want to try it?" Edogawa Ranpo slightly opened his eyes, and said happily, "If you only eat one piece, Ranpo-sama won't be angry!"
"Thank you for Ranpo, but there's no need." Hojo Xingmu shook his head, and after thinking for a while, he still praised: "Ranbu is a very generous and good boy."
Want to eat, but afraid of ooc.And there is always a sense of guilt for grabbing food with children.
After being praised, Ranpo Edogawa was obviously in a better mood, the hair on his head flickered, he ran back to the place where the thick snacks were piled up with a smile, and drank the wave soda, the beautiful glass balls inside hit it Inside the bottle, the sound is crisp and pleasant.
Since Hojo Hoshimu chose to stay at the Armed Detective Agency for the time being, he has his own mission. Kunikida Doppo and Nakajima Atsushi have been helping him during the rest period. Now that he is back, he will start working .
Atsushi Nakajima held the document in front of his chest, hesitantly walked to Hojo Xingmu's desk and handed it over, then said: "This task is the last one left, and the deadline is the day after tomorrow."
Hojo Xingmu took it over and looked at it. It was not a complicated case, but just sent the company documents to the designated place.There is almost no need to contact people throughout the whole process, and it seems that it is specially reserved for him.
"You don't need to accommodate me when you do the task." Hojo Xingmu frowned slightly, raised her beautiful eyes and said in disapproval.
"That..." Atsushi Nakajima scratched his cheek with his index finger helplessly, and after struggling for a while, he simply bowed and apologized: "Sorry, that's not what I meant."
Although it was well-intentioned, he didn't think so much when he did it, as if he looked down on a supernatural being.
Hojo Xingmu: "..."
[Tong, am I fierce? ] There is no need to apologize directly!
[The system is yin and yang strange: probably because it looks a little scary to children. 】
The system is becoming more and more indifferent to itself.
Hojo Xingmu sighed lightly, and then said to Atsushi Nakajima: "I just hope Atsushi Nakajima can treat me as a companion, not a patient who needs special care."
"I understand." Nakajima Atsushi blushed even more, and his head almost fell to the ground.
You don't need to be so guilty if you understand!
Hojo Hoshimu, who prefers to bully Dazai Osamu and Mori Ogai rather than bullying honest people, feels uncomfortable.
"Then I'll do my own task first." Hojo Xingmu's amorous eyes slightly bent, picked up the document, greeted Kunikida Doppo, and was ready to go out.
Just a few steps down the stairs, Atsushi Nakajima's voice sounded from behind. After a few steps to catch up, he said coyly, "Well... I also have tasks to do next, and they are all in the same place. Can we go together?"
After all, he took a careful look at Hojo Xingmu, for fear that he would cross the line: "Well, if Dr. Hojo feels uncomfortable, I will keep my distance!"
"It's not that exaggerated." Beijo Xingmu shook his head to indicate that he was fine, and smiled beautifully on his pale face: "Or, it is very happy that Nakajima-kun is willing to do the mission with me."
Atsushi Nakajima blushed, and finally lost his heart, showing a frank and comfortable smile: "There are very delicious cones over there. If Dr. Hojo likes it, I can treat it."
……
I thought the task on the first day of returning to work would be very simple, until I met Ryunosuke Akutagawa who was coughing softly in a black coat.
The moment he saw the two of them, the angry black cloth just stabbed straight at——
So, resolutely don't touch it!
"There are many ways to reduce fever, and you don't necessarily need to take chemical agents." The young doctor's black hair was still wet, dripping with water, but he himself was not prepared to wipe it off at all, so he sat directly opposite Osamu Dazai and took it. Picked up the already cold bento and ate it.
What Osamu Dazai brought was the cheapest bento in the convenience store. A bowl of not-so-full rice was covered with only a root of green vegetables, which looked extremely shabby.
"Would you like some crab meat?" Dazai Osamu pushed his canned food over as if he suddenly realized his conscience, blinking his eyes and said with a smile, "I can give some to Xingmu-jun."
Hojo Xingmu: "...No need."
"Okay." Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes like a cat protecting food and fed himself another mouthful.
"Don't you need to eat some staple food?" Beitiao Xingmu looked at him with dark red eyes, and said calmly, "Will you be malnourished if you only eat this?"
As a doctor, although he can't be called caring for his body, he still has a lot of energy for human beings' daily needs.
"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai stared at him for a few seconds, then smiled.
This guy is definitely up to something bad again.
Hojo Hoshimu thought.
Sure enough, the next second Osamu Dazai stretched out his head and opened his mouth: "Ah——"
When a patient with Cotard's syndrome feeds him, no one but Osamu Dazai will be able to get this bad.
[Hojo Xingmu has no expression on his face: Will the ooc value exceed 10% if you directly put the bento on his face? 】
[System Shocked: Calm down!He will definitely exit this world directly. 】
[Don't worry, I won't waste food. ] Hojo Xingmu, who is very obsessed with things that need money to buy, came to the comfort system.
system:……
Not comforted at all!So if it's not food, it's directly on Osamu Dazai's face!
Hojo Hoshimu, who had never eaten in any world, looked at Dazai Osamu who was waiting for food with his eyes closed and smiled, and poured the natto on the table into his mouth.
Osamu Dazai, who didn't think that the young doctor would really feed himself, was taken aback by the sudden greasy feeling, and then coughed violently after being choked.
"No, are you okay?" The young doctor also seemed to be taken aback, frowned slightly and brought him water, "I thought Dazai-kun would like this."
"Ahem..." Osamu Dazai patted his chest, Jun's face was flushed red from choking but his mouth was still hard: "That was specially prepared for Mr. Xingmu!"
——Actually, because I was bored, I saw the natto bundled with the bento and simply stirred it to pass the time.
Unexpectedly, he finally lifted a rock and shot himself in the foot.
"Ah, that's it." Hojo Xingmu handed the wipe to Osamu Dazai: "Then thank you, Dazai-kun."
"But compared to me, Dazai-kun is more suitable for natto. It just supplements the nutrition that canned crab meat can't bring."
Although it is definitely considered a dark dish for those who don't like food, its nutritional value is absolutely undeniable.
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Hojo Xingmu chased after the victory, pursed his lips and smiled with that upright and innocent face: "Only when you are full can you commit suicide."
"I think I'm almost full." Osamu Dazai lay down on the table aggrievedly and muttered, "One mouthful of natto is enough to ruin my appetite for the whole day."
System: Who asked you to provoke him.
Hojo Xingmu didn't say much, but ate all the rice in his bento in small mouthfuls.
——Come on, hurt each other!
"Ah, that's right!" Osamu Dazai said with a proud smile after he had finished eating the rice, "Because I guessed the reason why Mr. Xingmu won't take medicine obediently, I sprinkled the capsule in when you took a bath. "
Hojo Xingmu: No wonder Miri has a strange smell, he thought it was an overnight bento.
This round is Osamu Dazai's victory!
After taking the medicine, the drowsiness came back again. Osamu Dazai didn't have the slightest sense of being a guest. He lay lazily beside the tatami and looked at the lights on the ceiling: "Mr. Xingmu, it's better to sleep."
Although Hojo Hoshimu was really sleepy, he still waited for Kunikida Doppo to come and take Osamu Dazai away before falling asleep.
In the end, the vacation was extended for several days—the detective agency and Dr. Yosano Akiko had already returned, and considering his fever, Kunikida Doppo insisted on giving him several days of vacation until he recovered. Almost back to work.
[Beitiao Xingmu: I will feel guilty after trying to fish like this. 】
When returning to the detective agency, Dazai Osamu was absent from work every day, Kunikida Doppo was methodically processing the pile of documents, and Edogawa Ranpo was dozing off while eating thick snacks, looking warm and harmonious.
Standing at the door, Beitiao Xingmu was at a loss. His gloomy temperament seemed to be incompatible with this place, and he didn't want to break this harmony for a while.
"Is Doctor Hojo all right?" Yosano Akiko appeared behind him carrying a bunch of things, smiling heartily.
"It's okay." Hojo Xingmu shook his head lightly.
Yosano Akiko looked him up and down with the eyes of a doctor, and after confirming that he was not lying, he said in relief: "That's good, let's work hard next."
She and Hojo Xingmu have known each other before, although it is not as long as Edogawa Ranpo and the president, but they can barely be called understanding, and she is very happy that he is willing to help in the Armed Detective Agency, so The tone and manner are very natural.
"I will." The young doctor nodded, hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and continued, "If Dr. Xie Ye needs my help, you can ask at any time..."
I was a little shocked with Yosano Akiko—Although Hojo Xingmu has a good temper, he seems to have a certain distance from everyone because of his illness. He will not refuse other people's requests, but he will never take the initiative to help, so we have known each other for so many years It was the first time she heard such words.
There is a feeling... that my son has grown up.
Yosano Akiko originally wanted to pat him on the shoulder, but felt something was wrong after raising her hand, and finally just handed over the bag in her hand: "Then ask Hojo to help me carry it over."
"Okay." Hojo Xingmu pursed his lips and smiled, obediently took the belt and walked towards the house.
His illness has not actually progressed so far, but it is not as exaggerated as before to the point where he would feel at a loss when he gets along with a room full of people.
Edogawa Ranpo raised his eyelids and glanced at him, picked up potato chips and jumped over to share: "This is Ranpo-sama's favorite flavor."
Hojo Xingmu didn't have the habit of eating coarse dim sum, but he still looked at it patiently and then pursed his lips and smiled: "That taste must be delicious."
"Want to try it?" Edogawa Ranpo slightly opened his eyes, and said happily, "If you only eat one piece, Ranpo-sama won't be angry!"
"Thank you for Ranpo, but there's no need." Hojo Xingmu shook his head, and after thinking for a while, he still praised: "Ranbu is a very generous and good boy."
Want to eat, but afraid of ooc.And there is always a sense of guilt for grabbing food with children.
After being praised, Ranpo Edogawa was obviously in a better mood, the hair on his head flickered, he ran back to the place where the thick snacks were piled up with a smile, and drank the wave soda, the beautiful glass balls inside hit it Inside the bottle, the sound is crisp and pleasant.
Since Hojo Hoshimu chose to stay at the Armed Detective Agency for the time being, he has his own mission. Kunikida Doppo and Nakajima Atsushi have been helping him during the rest period. Now that he is back, he will start working .
Atsushi Nakajima held the document in front of his chest, hesitantly walked to Hojo Xingmu's desk and handed it over, then said: "This task is the last one left, and the deadline is the day after tomorrow."
Hojo Xingmu took it over and looked at it. It was not a complicated case, but just sent the company documents to the designated place.There is almost no need to contact people throughout the whole process, and it seems that it is specially reserved for him.
"You don't need to accommodate me when you do the task." Hojo Xingmu frowned slightly, raised her beautiful eyes and said in disapproval.
"That..." Atsushi Nakajima scratched his cheek with his index finger helplessly, and after struggling for a while, he simply bowed and apologized: "Sorry, that's not what I meant."
Although it was well-intentioned, he didn't think so much when he did it, as if he looked down on a supernatural being.
Hojo Xingmu: "..."
[Tong, am I fierce? ] There is no need to apologize directly!
[The system is yin and yang strange: probably because it looks a little scary to children. 】
The system is becoming more and more indifferent to itself.
Hojo Xingmu sighed lightly, and then said to Atsushi Nakajima: "I just hope Atsushi Nakajima can treat me as a companion, not a patient who needs special care."
"I understand." Nakajima Atsushi blushed even more, and his head almost fell to the ground.
You don't need to be so guilty if you understand!
Hojo Hoshimu, who prefers to bully Dazai Osamu and Mori Ogai rather than bullying honest people, feels uncomfortable.
"Then I'll do my own task first." Hojo Xingmu's amorous eyes slightly bent, picked up the document, greeted Kunikida Doppo, and was ready to go out.
Just a few steps down the stairs, Atsushi Nakajima's voice sounded from behind. After a few steps to catch up, he said coyly, "Well... I also have tasks to do next, and they are all in the same place. Can we go together?"
After all, he took a careful look at Hojo Xingmu, for fear that he would cross the line: "Well, if Dr. Hojo feels uncomfortable, I will keep my distance!"
"It's not that exaggerated." Beijo Xingmu shook his head to indicate that he was fine, and smiled beautifully on his pale face: "Or, it is very happy that Nakajima-kun is willing to do the mission with me."
Atsushi Nakajima blushed, and finally lost his heart, showing a frank and comfortable smile: "There are very delicious cones over there. If Dr. Hojo likes it, I can treat it."
……
I thought the task on the first day of returning to work would be very simple, until I met Ryunosuke Akutagawa who was coughing softly in a black coat.
The moment he saw the two of them, the angry black cloth just stabbed straight at——
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