Police academy forced to raise baby

Yinshi hasn't watched divination TV channels for a long time. It should be said that since he was thrown into the new world, he has actively avoided such channels.

Today is an exception. He didn't expect that the animation crew would play a short divination game at the end of the film, and then the protagonist pulled out the paper: "...Libra, pay attention to your fortune today!"

But Yinshi was dual-purpose, reading comic books while listening to the lines in the anime, so he only heard the above sentence when he came back to his senses.

Fortune, what fortune!

What did he do wrong as a Libra, why was he mentioned twice in just over 20 chapters!The first time was an unlucky time travel, what about this time?Damn it, quickly fill in the previous words for him!

He has a shadow of divination in his heart, so he decided to stay at home today.

Yinshi turned off the TV, and lay on the sofa to read the comic book. He turned a few pages back and felt that the plot was a bit abrupt. Why did the protagonist look like he was about to die in the first page, and then he was alive and kicking in the next page? At a glance, the previous page is 23 and 24, and the next page is 27 and 28, and one page is missing in the middle. This is too much, a major mistake in printing and binding!

This kind of mistake of fishing for readers' appetite is really hateful. This operation will lose loyal readers like Ah Yin, but forget it, I hope they will be more careful next time, and Ah Yin will forgive them magnanimously.

In the next second, the phone rang for a text message.

"Let's harass the text message, don't answer it." Yin Shi didn't even look at it, and directly came to a conclusion.

Here comes another one.

"The one who sells insurance or the one who sells early education courses? No." Yinshi raised his legs.

The phone continued to vibrate.

"Aren't these people bothering you? Ah Yin is just a young child!" Yin Shi put down his legs and lay on his side on the sofa.

There were several continuous vibrations in a row.

Gintoki was accumulating anger, and he had already thought about how to reject these harassing text messages, but when he saw a bunch of messages from Sanada Zuosuke, he opened them and read them discouraged.

The first sentence is a bunch of nonsense, and the last few sentences are "Grandpa gave some sundae coupons, are you coming?", "Reply quickly after seeing it, or I will throw it to Uncle Genichiro!" Feeling excited, although those sundae coupons are located in Kanagawa, but the distance is not a problem.

Gintoki quickly finished typing, and replied Sanada Zuosuke with "You wait for me to go out right away!", just after typing and preparing to send it, he remembered today's divination, which should mean that Libras can't go out, right?He clicked send with his thumb in the air, full of embarrassment, and moved his fingertips away from the phone with great difficulty. He deleted the sentence just now word by word, and retyped the sentence "A Yin has a toothache recently and can't eat." Sweets."

So Yinshi received a question mark emoticon package with a sentence "Little brother Yinshi, have you changed your personality recently?"

Out of sight and out of mind, Yin Shi directly skipped this text message.

"Ah, it's so boring to be alone, you can't go out, you can't eat sweets, puddings are all confiscated!!!" Yin Shi rolled on the sofa.

Yinshi suddenly remembered that there was still strawberry milk in the refrigerator. He got up and took out a bottle from the refrigerator, thinking that it was a liquid that could be poured directly without passing through the teeth, so he happily convinced himself, directly He poured down gulp after gulp, and he was satisfied with the added sugar, so he lay back down again.

He closed his eyes and fell asleep for a while, and woke up 2 hours later. There was no problem when he just woke up, until after a while, he suddenly had a stomachache and sweated profusely, remembering the fear of being dominated by diarrhea in those years, Ma Liu ran into the toilet.

Oops, Mrs. Imaizumi seemed to say that the toilet paper on the first floor was about to run out when she went out in the morning, and reminded Gintoki to take a pack from upstairs and put it on the first floor.Wait, he seemed to have forgotten about it, Yinshi shivered, and tremblingly opened the drawer in the toilet, there were really two sheets of paper left, he thought it would be better than none, But two are not enough.

The scene was very embarrassing for a while, Yinshi's face was contorted, he tried to find something still usable in this bathroom, towel?No, no, the towels are all hanging on the balcony, as are the bath towels, what else can solve his embarrassment at the moment.

Hahaha no way, is it possible that he should run upstairs with his ass naked and then downstairs?Not to mention that the curtains at home are all drawn up, if someone passes by, they will call "perverted" directly!

Then, I had to use it—Mister Matte Paper!

Yinshi swallowed his saliva, stretched out his hand trembling slightly, and took out the abrasive paper that he didn't know when he put it in the toilet.

"Do you really want to use this? No, you will really die! If you use it to wipe the chrysanthemum, Ah Yin, I will go to see God soon. The best ending is to meet the doctor in the anorectal department. Mr. Robber (mentioned in Chapter 5), this is your belated curse on me, please, please let Ah Yin go!" Yin Shi was frantic, his hand holding the sandpaper was shaking uncontrollably down.

At the beginning, Yinshi vowed: "Whoever can save Ah Yin will give him all the strawberry milk in the refrigerator, and he will become Ah Yin's best friend for life!"

Twenty minutes later, Yinshi swore again: "If someone saves Ah Yin, whose legs are numb, Ah Yin is willing to work as an ox and a horse for him for a month, and offer all his pocket money."

An hour later, Ah Yin said with a blank expression, "If someone comes to save me now, I will give him a happy death."

Hey, this is blackening, it's not your setting to repay kindness and revenge!

......

In the end, with a vicissitudes on his face, he saved the last two pieces of paper to solve the problem, and then took a bath for half an hour.

When walking down the stairs, Yinshi accidentally stepped on the empty stairs and rolled down from the top. The bath was a waste of time. He stood up calmly and patted the dust on his body, as if the scene just now had nothing to do with it. happened before.

When passing by the dining table, another foot turned to the leg of the table for some reason, and he fell directly on the carpet, landed deftly, and perfectly avoided another wrestling.

Yin Shi rubbed his cheeks, his whole body was about to be out of his body, thinking about what happened today, it was wrong, why would he be so unlucky if he stayed at home all day, it's unscientific.

At this moment, the doorbell rang.

"Who is it, come at this time." Yinshi walked towards the entrance carefully step by step, afraid that he would fall again on the way, but luckily everything was fine.

Through the peephole on the door, he saw a tall man who had wrapped himself up tightly, was holding a box in his hand, and was still ringing the doorbell.

Yin Shi frowned, hats, masks, sunglasses, gloves, and tight clothes, how could these equipment look like standard equipment for a bad guy.

He asked loudly through the door: "Who are you, what is in your hand?"

The man at the door lowered his voice: "delivering the courier, kid, is your family there? If not, come out and sign for it."

The more Gintoki thought about it, the more something was wrong. Imaizumi and his wife would tell him every time they bought a courier, so that Gintoki could sign for it when they were not at home, and the courier before was not so fully armed and showed his whole face.

Looking at it this way, the guy at the door is even more suspicious.

He decided to try it out, and said pretendingly, "Wait a minute, call your parents and ask them."

The man was a little anxious, and he put down the things carefully: "It's really a courier, if you don't pick it up, forget it, someone asked me to deliver it to you! You heard me, I really delivered it!"

From the cat's eyes, the man ran away quickly, and finally he was no longer seen in the cat's eyes.It was Yinshi who felt that the last sentence was a bit strange, and it didn't seem like it was meant for him.

Gintoki called the Imaizumi couple, but none of the two could get through. He picked up Lake Toya from the bedroom upstairs and ran to the door.He looked at the cat's eye vigilantly. There was an ordinary cardboard box at the door. He carried it into the house full of doubts and put it on the ground. After closing the door and unpacking the outermost layer, there was a spherical thing inside, which was quite light. There is a number on it that keeps beating.

"..." Yinshi felt a chill rushing up from the soles of his feet, and it looked more and more like a time bomb, with 32 minutes left.

This riding horse is a bomb! ! !

"Hi, is it 110? This is Mihuacho 5-chome 11, Imaizumi House. I received a bomb. I hope a professional can deal with it."

"Yes, I'm the only one at home. It's not a prank call. Do you need to hear the countdown to the bomb?"

"If I don't come again, my life will be lost. I was delayed talking to you for 2 minutes, and there are 30 minutes left before the explosion! I don't know how big the explosion range of this bomb will be. This is a residential area. If you continue to doubt it It's possible that I'm not the only one who died."

This is probably the difference between adults calling the police and children calling the police. After Yinshi was questioned, he became angry from the beginning until he became more and more calm. He understood that only by being clear can people believe his words more.

Yinshi just looked at the bomb so calmly, he was even thinking whether it was a prank or a vendetta?

He was flustered at first, but he watched the countdown on the bomb jump from 30 minutes to 28 minutes, and then to 25 minutes, and the time passed by a little bit.

He didn't leave the room, he didn't know the range of the explosion, even if he ran out and told the adults that there was a bomb, it would most likely be taken as a joke, at that age, at the age of 6, how could it be easy to let him go? People are convinced, even if he holds this bomb and puts it on people's faces, it may be regarded as a prank, just like the operator.

Apart from Imaizumi and his wife, only Hagiwara Kenji and Matsuda Jinpei are the only ones who can believe his words, but they are more than 20 minutes away from his house even if they rush over at the fastest speed, it is too late, and how can people be involved in this kind of situation? event.

With 22 minutes left in the countdown, the police car finally arrived.

The policeman from the Explosives|Explosives Disposal Squad of the Metropolitan Police Department came to the door. They acted quickly, and another policeman comforted the reporter.

Fortunately, in about 20 minutes, there were enough experienced bomb disposal experts to solve the incident of maliciously dropping the courier bomb. The police asked Yinshi's family and occupation, as well as the characteristics of the prisoner. Since the Imaizumi couple could not be contacted temporarily, A young policeman offered to stay with Yinshi until his parents could be contacted.