Police academy forced to raise baby

A sunny morning.

When Yinshi goes out every day, he can see a familiar old man leading an Akita dog, getting up early to walk the dog. Yes, it is the old man with hard of hearing mentioned before.

Every time I see this Akita dog, Yinshi feels that it has a mocking face. This Akita dog sticks its tongue in. When it closes its mouth, its upper and lower teeth are not completely closed, but exposed For a small part, there seemed to be a hint of a smile on the corner of the mouth, so it looked very mocking.

There was once a drunk man who thought someone was mocking him because of the face of the Akita dog, so the poor Akita dog was dragged by the drunk man to dance all night, and the old man couldn't find him the next day The dog at home, when he saw that he was lying under his bed and fell asleep in the dark, he could tell that he was tired and lay down.

"Morning, Xiao Juan, have you had breakfast yet?" The old man paced with his hands behind his back.

"Good morning old man, Ah Yin hasn't eaten yet, have you eaten yet?" Yinshi had given up struggling to correct the old man's address to him.

"Yeah, it's going to be a little cold today, so you should wear more rolls."

"Yeah, old man too."

"What? My radio is not broken!"

"..."

"Xiao Juan, you are talking nonsense, kid." The old man walked away with the dog.

In this way, the chicken and the duck talked for a while, and Yin Shi left with black lines hanging all over his head.

Since today is Saturday and kindergarten is on holiday, Gintoki finished a mango pudding, wore Lake Toya, and was going to go out to buy his favorite "Jump" and have breakfast by the way.

I ordered a serving of sweet corn for breakfast today. This level of sweetness is deeply loved by Yinshi, and it is very chewy.

After taking it home, Yinshi sniffed the fragrance of the corn while flipping through the weekly magazine. While chewing, he bit the corn on the cob. He let out a "hiss" in pain and turned his eyes to the corn. The one he bit just now A little blood stained the place.

He hurried to the bathroom to check the condition of his mouth. There was blood on the tongue coating, but it was not the tongue coating that hurt, but his teeth. He opened his mouth with his hands, looked at himself in the mirror, who was pulling his mouth vigorously, and finally found a spot on the right side of the upper jaw. The first canine was the culprit of the pain, and a small amount of blood was still gushing from the root of the tooth.

When Yinshi touched the tooth, he felt a clear pain.

His mind was in a mess like a paste, and the only one who woke up flashed a few big words "It's over, I knocked out my teeth after eating corn", and then my mind continued to be confused.

At this moment, Gintoki remembered when he went to the dentist and met Shirō Hijikata who also had dental problems. On that day, while waiting for his teeth to be seen, the sound of the clock ticking amplified his fear. It was too painful for him to wait quietly and slowly to die.

Now, the nightmare is happening again.

However, if you don't go to the dentist, then the sweets will stay away from him in the future, so as to live a life without sugar, damn it!This will kill him even more!

He washed his face in the bathroom. During this process, he struggled against his thoughts of rejecting going to the dentist. In the end, for the sake of a happy life in the future, he could live a happy life with sweets every day. He Sakata Gintoki—— Decided to take this difficult first step!

After all, doctors in this world are reliable, they should be reliable, and they don’t put weird things on patients. When MADAO went to the dentist, he had a toothbrush on his hand! (Hey, what a weird thing this is!) The doctor at the Black Heart Dental Clinic replaced a human hand with a toothbrush, scaring him so much that he has a lifelong psychological shadow that is indelible.

Yinshi stood at the entrance, facing the sun with tears streaming down his face, sad people shedding sad tears.

In order to avoid being recognized by acquaintances, and he didn’t want to be known by acquaintances that he went to the dentist because he ate too much sweets, and he didn’t want to be seen when he went to the dentist because he was afraid of making an ugly appearance. When he came out, his forehead and chin were wrapped with bandages, his face was wearing a pair of dad's sunglasses, a thick scarf was wrapped around his neck, he was wearing long sleeves and a coat, and a knitted hat on his head.

Along the way, Yinshi lowered his head like this, avoiding the crowd, and walked through one street after another.

After finally arriving at the destination, Gintoki took off his scarf and let out a sigh of relief. He looked at the signboard that said "Higashi Mikacho Dental Clinic" and mustered up the courage to step over the threshold.

"what!!!"

There were screams in the clinic.

"Ma'am, please calm down. I haven't even put on my gloves yet. Don't yell out in advance." A male voice full of helplessness kept comforting the patient.

"Yes—I'm sorry, Dr. Takagi! I was too nervous, please continue!" A flustered female voice replied.

Yinshi immediately put the outstretched feet back to their original places. He put his hands in his pockets, and no one could see that his palms were already sweating wildly. He suddenly felt that the Zhengyang outside was not warm, so he put the The scarf was wrapped around his neck again, and he finally felt a bit of warmth.

Let's forget about it today and come back next time.

"Is this kid here alone? Where are the parents?" The front desk asked when they found Yin Shi who was hesitating at the door.

"I...well, Ah Yin...no...my teeth are fine...if you disturb me, I'll leave first!" Yin Shi left this sentence and ran away.

The front desk looked confused, and muttered: "That child is so strange, is the face injured? Why is the face covered with bandages, but we are a dental clinic."

Yinshi almost forgot that at his age, he can't go to the dental clinic alone and needs the company of an adult. He comforted himself, thanking himself for escaping from the dentist, even though he didn't even set foot on the door of the dental clinic. go in.

He felt the tooth that was still aching, and decided to endure it a little longer.

Toothache is not a disease, it hurts really badly, he doesn't know what state of mind, he took his mobile phone and searched the feelings of those people who had their teeth pulled out from the Internet.

He clicked on one of the people's impressions. It said that after his wisdom teeth were pulled out, he could not eat and could only drink liquid food, and because he had two wisdom teeth pulled out at one time, he couldn't chew on both sides, and now his cheeks were still swollen. He couldn’t help but lick the place where the wisdom teeth originally existed with his tongue. He could only feel a blood clot in the pit. Finally, he described the horror scene when the dentist pulled out his wisdom teeth, and elaborated on his psychological activities. , and finally told netizens that he had not been able to sleep well for a week because of the severe pain.

After Yinshi finished reading it, he was almost in a bad mood. He had already demonized the dentist into a vicious devil in his mind. While tempting him with sweets, he picked up the tooth extraction forceps and pointed at him fiercely.

On the way home, I ran into the old man again, and this time the dog didn't know where it went.

The old man looked shocked: "Xiao Juan, why are you dressed like this, where did you get hurt!"

Yinshi remembered that he was still wearing a strange appearance.

He shook his head: "Old man, Ah Yin will change it soon when I get home."

The old man: "Well, if you are injured, call the old man, and the old man will take you to the hospital."

Yin Shi: "Okay, I understand, thank you, old man."

When I went home to work, I felt that something was wrong. How could the old man communicate with him normally at this time? I felt that the old man was being teased by the old man as a child.

That night, Yinshi held ice water in his mouth to relieve the slight pain in his teeth before going to bed, and then lay down to sleep.

In my sleep, I really dreamed that a dentist picked up the tooth extraction forceps, laughed wantonly, forced him to amputate his two hands, and replaced them with two large toothbrushes. Say, let him brush his teeth well every day, or put two toothbrushes on his legs the next time he sees him.

Yinshi was awakened by a nightmare in the middle of the night, and broke out in a cold sweat. He actually had this terrible nightmare. He didn't dare to get out of bed, fearing that there would be a ghost of a dentist in the bathroom waiting for him to fall into his trap. The dentist's hideous laughter echoed.

This night, Gintoki never fell asleep again, and woke up earlier than Imaizumi and his wife the next day. Imizumi looked at him in surprise, and asked with concern: "Will Gintoki stop sleeping? Why are there so many dark circles under your eyes?" Heavy?"

Yinshi shook his head, and said haggardly to Mrs. Imaizumi, "Mom, can I make a bowl of white porridge for Ah Yin today?"

Mrs. Imaizumi readily agreed.

When she brought the porridge, she saw Yinshi's dark circles, and Yinshi was asked again.

Yinshi was embarrassed to say that he had a nightmare, which scared him so much that he couldn't fall asleep at night. It would be embarrassing to tell the real reason, so he told another fact.

Then Mrs. Imaizumi began to make an appointment for the dental department of the Mihua Central Hospital in the hospital, and successfully made an appointment for the afternoon.

Gintoki: Can't escape the fate of going to the hospital for dental treatment in the end...

Mrs. Imaizumi: "Xiao Yinshi opened her mouth wide, let mom see your teeth, ah—"

Imaizumi Linzhi watched curiously from the side, looking like he wanted to help, but was reprimanded by Mrs. Imaizumi, saying that he did not do things lightly or seriously, what to do if he hurt the child, so he had to stand alone, lonely, Waiting for the wife's conclusion after reading it.

Gintoki opened his mouth cooperatively, and when he opened his mouth wide, the palate began to hurt.

Mrs. Imaizumi: "It's really not good. The gums have started to swell, and the center of the teeth is a bit black. Did Xiao Yinshi secretly eat too many sweets again?"

Under the serious expressions of Imaizumi and his wife, Gintoki's eyes wandered for a while, trying to confuse him by interrupting, but unfortunately this time he kicked the iron plate, the two people paid more attention to this tooth decay than Gintoki imagined, and the two It's rare to be at home today, so I spent a lot of time looking for information in the morning.

"Yinshi, Dad told you that this tooth is called the first premolar—" Imaizumi Lin sat upright and gave Yinshi a science introduction, and the next second he was hit on the top of his head by Mrs. Imaizumi.

"Xiao Yinshi, my mother told you that these are precautions after tooth extraction. You should bite cotton to stop bleeding after tooth extraction. You can't brush your teeth and rinse your mouth within 24 hours of the day, and you can eat after 2 hours. But It is best to eat soft food or semi-liquid food..."

"Mom, Ah Yin hasn't pulled out his teeth yet." Yin Shi was aggrieved.

"Mom knows, you listen first, and I will tell you again when the time comes, remember, otherwise there will be no sweets in the future, and a lot of pudding that I bought for you on your birthday last time will be confiscated! You can't eat any more in the near future Did you hear that?" Mrs. Imaizumi's tone became more serious.

"Okay..." Yin Shi was even more sad.