Begins health as a slag cannon fodder [Transmigration Book]

Song Yao slept very deeply, he was sleeping with a blindfold on, even Lin Jiashan who woke up first saw that it was dark outside and the dormitory was dark, and wanted to get out of bed to go to the bathroom and turn on the light, but he didn't notice.

It seemed like a long time before he was woken up by Pei Lin. It was pitch black, and voices could be heard from the other side of the bed.

"It's over, we're late."

Fu Yan's voice was still hoarse just after waking up. He heard Lin Jiashan talking, touched the phone and checked the time, and suddenly let out a strange snort: "I remember I set the alarm clock before going to bed, why didn't it go off?"

"Oh, I know that." Lin Jiashan, the only one in the dormitory who woke up halfway to go to the toilet, said, "I saw you slammed the alarm clock off."

Fu Yan: "..."

Song Yao opened the bed curtain and looked at the other side blankly, "Are we late?"

"According to the current situation, it is indeed the case." Pei Lin leaned on the bed, saw Song Yao's messy hair, and said with a smile.

"Ah, what should we do now?" Song Yao overslept and was late for the first time.

"I sent a message to the squad leader saying we'll be late."

Seeing Song Yao's bewildered look, Fu Yan comforted him, "It's okay, I'm only 10 minutes late, we can hurry there now."

Song Yao let out an oh, suddenly thought of something, turned to look at Lin Jiashan, "Aren't you going?"

Lin Jiashan was taken aback, and suddenly realized: "That's right, I won't go. Damn, you made me think I was late for the dinner."

Song Yao got out of bed and turned on the light, and asked while getting dressed, "What time did you have an appointment with your friend?"

"Eight o'clock." Lin Jiashan said, "I won't go back to the dormitory tonight, so you don't have to keep the door open for me."

Fu Yan got out of bed for a moment, then turned to look at Lin Jiashan silently, "You're not going back to the dormitory? Then where do you sleep at night?"

Lin Jiashan chuckled and said, "I'm going to stay all night tonight."

"alright."

Lin Jiashan sent a message to a few friends, and said to Song Yao and the others while sending, "Hurry up, before it rains."

"It's not raining anymore?" Song Yao looked out of the balcony, the street lights outside were very dark, and he couldn't see whether it was raining or not.

Looking back, seeing Pei Lin still sitting on the bed in a daze, he walked over and patted his bed board, "Pei Lin, get dressed quickly."

Pei Lin came back to his senses, a little stunned: "Oh."

Fortunately, none of the three of them like to dawdle, and they arrived at the hotel before eight o'clock.

Pei Lin walked in first, and the private room was very lively. When Song Yao, Pei Lin and Fu Yan came, it became even more lively.

"Brother Pei is late!"

"Good guy, I heard from the monitor that you all overslept in the dormitory. Eh? Isn't Lin Jiashan coming?"

Fu Yan said, "Lin Jiashan has an appointment."

"alright."

"Sit down, the food has just arrived and it's still hot." The squad leader said.

"Brother Pei, do you want to drink?" A boy stood up and asked.

Pei Lin didn't say whether he wanted it or not, he turned his head and whispered to Song Yao, "What do you want to drink?"

Song Yao knew that she couldn't drink well, so she didn't say that she wanted to drink, and said, "I'll just drink tea."

"Yeah." Pei Lin looked at his fair side face for a few seconds, and then said, "Then can I drink?"

Fu Yan, who was sitting next to Pei Lin, said, "Cough!"

He was really choked this time. Brother Pei's tone was exactly the same as that of the husband in the TV series who wants to drink and asks his wife if he agrees to wait for his wife to agree before relaxing and drinking.

"What?" Song Yao didn't understand why Pei Lin asked herself this, with a puzzled expression on her face, "You can drink if you want."

Pei Lin said: "I'm afraid I'm drunk. Er Yan said tonight that he won't go back to the dormitory, but go to the Internet cafe. If I get drunk, I will trouble you to help me back to the dormitory."

Song Yao understood, "Oh, it's okay, I still have strength."

Pei Lin lowered his eyes to hide the smile in his eyes, and said, "Well, then I will hand myself over to you."

Song Yao nodded, "OK."

Fu Yan had a dull face, drinking tea like a machine.

It's hopeless, Brother Pei is hopeless, he must be a strict wife in the future.

……

After more than an hour, except for the girls at the table who didn't drink at all, who were told by Lao Liu to bring all the students who attended the party back to school, Song Yao who couldn't drink, and who frowned after taking a sip Alcohol doesn't look good, other people are not only drunk, but drunk and crazy.

Jiang Xing held an empty beer can, stepped on a chair, closed his eyes and sang intoxicatedly and affectionately: "To die—all love!! Not dripping￥@##￥%...[email protected]￥ "

At the back, I can hardly hear what this guy is singing.

The sports committee happily picked up the phone, "Record it, record it, and tomorrow I will play it in front of Jiang Xing in a loop."

Song Yao: "..." Are you still human?

When others get drunk, they are loud and free-spirited. Song Yao turned to look at Pei Lin who hadn't spoken for a long time.

Pei Lin should also be drunk, and his eyes are a little more blurred than usual. He had to react for several seconds when Song Yao talked to him just now.

However, neither his face nor his ears were red after being drunk, and it was completely impossible to tell that he was already drunk.

But Song Yao clearly knew that Pei Lin was just drunk.

He said helplessly, "Pei Lin, can you stop playing with my hands?" It's been almost 10 minutes.

Pei Lin has been holding Song Yao's left hand to play with, as if he has been holding a toy that he can't put it down, and has been refusing to let go. When he heard what Song Yao said, he just hummed, but the movement of his hand never stopped.

Fu Yan turned his body this way, there were almost six beer cans in front of him, and he drank no less than Pei Lin.Blindfolded, he looked at Pei Lin and Song Yao for a while, then shifted his gaze to the hands that they had clasped before, and clicked his tongue inexplicably.

After spending another half an hour in the private room, the class leader called everyone back to school considering that there would be a school sports meeting tomorrow morning.

The girls all smiled and looked at the drunk boys, and some said, "You guys can't drink enough, you'll get drunk after drinking beer."

The sports committee supported a drunk and said, "I think the taste of beer is weird and not very tasty, and I don't know why they like beer so much."

"Maybe they think it's good to drink."

Most people still have a little bit of sober consciousness when they are drunk. They walk out of the private room one by one like a kindergarten queuing. The sports committee leads the team in front, and the squad leader watches in the back. .

Song Yao looked down at the hand that grabbed her sleeve, and moved her gaze up the arm of that hand. The owner of the hand was yawning.

Pei Lin seemed to be aware of Song Yao's gaze, raised his eyelids and looked over in doubt, "?"

"It's okay." Song Yao withdrew her gaze and covered her heart with her other hand.Damn it, Brother Ku tilted his head and killed him.

"Walk back or go back by car?" the sports committee asked.

The squad leader came up from behind, glanced at the drunk who could no longer walk in a straight line, and said, "Take the car, if you walk, I need to tie them up one by one with a rope."

"Row."

It was not too late now, the girls all discussed it, and finally decided that they would walk back to school.

"Is it possible?" The monitor was a little worried that it would be unsafe to leave the girls and walk back to school, "Why don't you let the sports committee stay with you?"

The representative of the Chinese class laughed and said, "It doesn't seem right for you to let a boy accompany us and a group of girls? Don't worry, the way back to school is on the street, and there are so many shops along the road. It won't be unsafe."

The monitor was still hesitating, and the representative of the Chinese class said, "Don't worry, monitor. I guarantee that all eleven of us girls will return to school safely. I'll send you a message when we get back to school."

After hesitating again and again, the squad leader finally agreed: "That's fine, just call me if you need help."

"it is good."

Fortunately, not many people came to this dinner party, only half of the class came.They ordered three cars, and Song Yao, the monitor of the sports committee, was in charge of one each, and he was optimistic about the people in the car.

Song Yao stuffed Pei Lin, Fu Yan and Jiang Xing into the car, then pushed Wen Ze into the car, sat in the passenger seat, fastened his seat belt and said to the driver, "Master, you can drive now."

"okay."

The driver smelled the alcohol coming from behind, smiled and said to the boy in the co-pilot: "Your class is going out for dinner?"

Song Yan hummed, and then asked suspiciously: "Master, how do you know?"

"Hey, I've received three orders tonight, all of which are for a group of students who are going back to school after eating out," the driver said.

Song Yao smiled: "So that's the case."

A head suddenly poked forward from the back seat, startling Song Yao, the driver glanced and looked away calmly.

Pei Lin stretched out a hand to hold Song Yao's arm, and in the voice of the latter telling him to sit down and not move around, Pei Lin said aggrievedly: "Song Yao, don't talk to strange men!"

Song Yao: "..."

"You, you are so good-looking, be careful of being abducted." After Pei Lin finished speaking, he muttered a few words to himself, his voice was so low that only he could hear what he was saying clearly.

When it was over, he said, "No, I have to watch you."

So he stared his eyes as big as copper bells.

Song Yao: "..."

The driver looked ahead and said cheerfully, "Your classmate is quite interesting."

"Drunk." Song Yao said helplessly, and then she took out her mobile phone and pointed at Pei Lin, "Don't move, let me take a picture."

Back at the school gate, Song Yao was the first to get out of the car. He opened the back door and said as if talking to a child: "Get out of the car one by one, be careful not to fall."

Fortunately, there are fewer people in the school now, and most of them are either outside or staying in the dormitory. Song Yao took Wen Ze and Jiang Xing back to their own dormitory, and asked the dormmates who did not go to the dinner party to take care of them, and then led her The two roommates went back to the dormitory.

As soon as Fu Yan returned to the dormitory, she automatically climbed onto the bed, lay down accurately and covered herself with a quilt.

Song Yao stood behind the door and thought for a few seconds. He remembered that Pei Lin said that Fu Yan would not sleep in the dormitory tonight?

Before he could decide whether to ask Fu Yan, there was a bang sound from the dormitory, and Song Yan was startled when he heard the sound.

"My mother..." Song Yao quickly walked over and squatted down, looking at Pei Lin who was covering her head, "Pei Lin, what are you doing?"

Pei Lin covered her head pitifully and said, "I want to take a bath."

"Don't wash it when you're drunk, right? You can wash it tomorrow." Song Yao said while looking at where Pei Lin hit, "Where did you hit just now? Does it hurt?"

"It hurts." Pei Lin let go of her hand and obediently let Song Yao watch.

Song Yao sighed helplessly and said, "Okay, okay, go to sleep."

"I want to take a shower."

"How do you take a shower when you are drunk, so you are not afraid of falling in the middle?"

"If you don't take a shower, you will stink."

"Brother, I am very worried about your current state. You go to take a bath."

"I can!"

Pei Lin hugged her clothes and wobbled towards the bathroom. Song Yao followed behind worriedly, paying attention while saying, "I'll wait outside, call me if you need something."

"know."

Song Yao watched Pei Lin close the door, and felt that it would take at least five or six minutes to take a bath. Just as she was about to go back indoors and move a small chair out to sit and wait, she heard Pei Lin calling him from inside.

"I'm here." Song Yao responded, "What's wrong?"

The bathroom door opened suddenly. Before Song Yao could close her eyes, she was hugged by Pei Lin. The latter took off her clothes, leaving only her trousers.

"Song Yao!" Pei Lin's tone became more aggrieved for some reason.

Song Yao didn't know where to put her hands, she froze at her side and didn't dare to move, for fear that she might bump into something she shouldn't.

"What are you doing?" Song Yao said in a difficult tone, "Aren't you taking a bath?"

Pei Lin buried his face in Song Yao's neck, and said whether he wanted to cry or not: "Wuuu, my chirping is broken..."

Song Ballad:? ?What's broken?

Song Yao looked down subconsciously. The black jeans were only unzipped and bulged slightly.He hurriedly looked away, suddenly felt his face was very dry, and said: "It's not broken, it's still fine."

"It's just broken." Pei Lin lowered his head and wanted to poke it, but Song Yao noticed it and immediately grabbed the paw.

"What are you going to do?" Song Yao felt her head hurting, "Well, I'll go first, and you can go back to the bathroom and study it by yourself. After all, I'm afraid that when you wake up, you won't be able to bear it when you think about it. I'll beat you up."

Song Yao let go of his hand and was about to turn around, but was pulled back, his lower abdomen was hit by something hard, and he stepped back a few steps as if he had been scalded, his face was so red that he could bleed.

"Song Yao, I feel so bad."

"It's none of my business that you feel bad."

"Can I touch it?"

"Touch it if you want, don't ask me."

"No way."

Pei Lin shook his head, his expression suddenly became disappointed, "Song Yao likes to be clean, I, if I get dirty, he won't like me..."

Song Yao: "??"

Pei Lin frowned and looked very conflicted. Seeing that Song Yao didn't speak, he said to himself: "But it's really uncomfortable."

Song Yao was silent for a few seconds, her eyes fell on Pei Lin's aggrieved handsome face, she didn't know what was wrong with her, and asked, "Then what do you want?"

Hearing Song Yao's voice, Pei Lin's eyes lit up, he grabbed Song Yao's hand with both hands and shook it like a child coquettishly: "Song Yao, can you touch it?"

No, it's not good at all.

Just as Song Yao was about to say no, she was hugged by Pei Lin again, and the two of them stuck together tightly, Song Yao seemed to be able to feel the heat from the body of the person in front of her through the clothes.

"You touch it...you touch it...please..."

Pei Lin's lips were lightly pressed against Song Yao's ear, his voice was like a spell full of temptation, and the warm breath sprayed on the skin of the ear, leaving a moist touch.

Song Yao felt that she was also drunk.

By the time he realized it, Pei Lin had led his hand to a strange and hot place...

The author says:

Is there anything Mom can't watch?