The crossed brother is his wife

"Old Hu, you dig rocks here first." Seriously said to Lao Hu and the others who were flexing their wrists and ankles.

"Brother, don't worry, we will definitely dig out the stone. This stone is just a trivial matter, look at my old Hu!" , at first glance, he is not an ordinary person, but a practitioner.

In fact, Lao Hu is not an ordinary person—it should be said that those who follow seriousness are not ordinary people. After all, even Hua Xiuli, who looks the weakest, can defeat a few big men with his bare hands. How many times has that paper fan been broken? human bones.

Leaving the matter of digging the stones to Lao Hu and the others, Li Xiaoguan and Serious continued to walk deep into the mountain. When they got there, Li Xiaoguan was stopped by Serious.

He stopped seriously, looked ahead, and moved his ears.Seeing this situation, Li Xiaoguan didn't dare to vent his anger and held his breath.

Not long after, the thick dry leaves on the ground in the woods made crisp sounds, and several beautiful pheasants appeared in front of them.

These pheasants are really beautiful, with plump bodies, slender feet, high crests and tail feathers, and even their heads are held high.

However, Li Xiaoguan felt very disappointed.What he was looking for was a chicken that didn't look energetic, so that it would be more likely to have worms in its stomach. A healthy chicken like this probably wouldn't have worms, right?

But since you've seen them all, you can't let them go.Li Xiaoguan tugged at his serious sleeves, and whispered in a low voice, "Quick, don't let them run away!"

Seriously bowing his bow and nodding his arrows, after a few dense and sharp piercing sounds, the pheasants fell to the ground, fluttering their wings on the ground, still alive.

This trip has been fruitful, but we still have to continue looking for pheasants.

"Be careful, there are more snakes and rats ahead." Seriously picked up the pheasant into the basket and stretched out his hand.

Li Xiaoguan happily offered his hand, but was tightly clenched.

Seriously speaking, this forest is relatively humid, and the trees are tall. Sure enough, there are many snakes and rats, and there are brightly colored spiders hanging on the webs everywhere. Li Xiaoguan got goosebumps when he saw it.Not only that, there were also various screams coming from this mountain, which was quite creepy, if it wasn't for the serious company, Li Xiaoguan would definitely run away.

Should we say that there were many wild animals in ancient times?Li Xiaoguan looked at the pheasant crouching behind a tree, feeling emotional.

With the deep mountains and many wild animals, many people dare not go inside, so they let these wild animals grow wantonly.

"Crack!"

broken!Li Xiaoguan panicked, and hurried to look at the pheasant, but to his surprise, the pheasant remained lying on the ground motionless as if it hadn't heard the huge movement he made.

Huh?There is a show!Could it be that this is an unwell chicken!

Li Xiaoguan's eyes lit up, he begged to look at the seriousness with expectant eyes, put his palms together, and made a gesture of please, please.

The little man only went a little lower than his heart, and looked down seriously from the top, only to see his big blinking eyes and eyelashes fluttering like butterfly wings, and the small and pointed chin With a small corner, the whole person is as small and soft as a newborn rabbit nestled in a hole.

Seriously pursing his lips, he walked over with a bow and arrow.

The pheasant is really the sickly kind, it doesn't even have the strength to struggle, and it is easily caught by Seriously.

Li Xiaoguan took it, weighed it, and found that this pheasant was not as smooth as the previous ones, but was so thin that its bones were sticking out.

But just having one pheasant is not enough, Li Xiaoguan and Serious walked around the area again, and surprisingly found that there are quite a lot of such pheasants in this area, maybe it has something to do with the environment here.Because a large number of pheasants are like this, Li Xiaoguan is sure that they are sick, but whether there are worms or not, he has to go back to further confirm.

A total of five sick pheasants were caught, and the two went out of the mountain.It was already noon at this time, Li Xiaoguan made an appointment with Lao Hu and the others in the morning, and they would go back to cook at noon, so they went home directly.

When they got home, Lao Hu and the others were already at home, but they hadn't cooked yet. They were all waiting to see what they could hunt and cook. They were very happy to see that they brought so many pheasants back.

"Brother, why are there still a few pheasants left unkilled? It took so much effort." He Tianhai asked in puzzlement when he saw the string of pheasants held in his hands solemnly.

Is the general going to catch them and come back to lay eggs?But this is a rooster!

Probably not. He Tianhai turned his attention to the small coal ball standing beside the general.

"Hey, I asked for it." Li Xiaoguan gritted his teeth.

really!He Tianhai knew that it must be the general's husband who came up with the idea.

Hey, my brother is really troublesome.He Tianhai secretly glanced at the general sympathetically, and shook his head.

After this delicious meal, Lao Hu and his friends went up to the mountain to collect stones, while Li Xiaoguan, a young man, stayed at home, because everyone agreed not to do this kind of physical work for a delicate young man.

Just what I want!Li Xiaoguan stuck out his tongue, waited for seriousness and the others to go away, ran into the house, and dug out the medicine bought yesterday.

Li Xiaoguan took the medicine he bought yesterday according to the prescription of traditional Chinese medicine for roundworms on the earth, some were ground into powder and some were decocted, and poured them into several pheasants.

You're done!Li Xiaoguan wiped off his sweat, and looked at the pheasant lying in the circle with satisfaction.

Now waiting to see the results.

I went to the mountain in the morning and had a sweaty lunch at noon. Li Xiaoguan came back to his senses and felt his body was sticky, so he took his clothes to wash

bath.

It is really enjoyable to take a cold shower at noon in the summer full of heat.Li Xiaoguan narrowed his eyes and washed his hair.

"Cuckoo, Cuckoo! Cuckoo." Just as Li Xiaoguan was soaking comfortably in the tub, there was a sudden loud crowing of chickens in the yard.

Sound, this feeling is like those chickens being strangled by the throat, struggling desperately.

Li Xiaoguan was startled by the shrill cry, quickly put on his clothes and ran out, he even wondered in his heart if Li Cuifang came to make trouble again and beat the chicken to death!

As soon as Li Xiaoguan ran out, he smelled an unspeakable ambiguity, which made people sick.

"Ugh. Ugh." Li Xiaoguan retched a few times, managed to hold back, covered his nose with his sleeve and ran over, seeing clearly, the nausea just suppressed

It surged again.

No wonder I saw the three chickens pecking at something on the ground just now. It turned out that there were roundworms writhing in the chicken droppings on the ground!Some struggled less fiercely before, but writhed even more when they were pecked by chickens.

"Gu one by one" several pheasants screamed, pecking the fat roundworms so that they couldn't move.However, due to the great elasticity of the roundworm, the roundworm could not be pecked off.

Li Xiaoguan looked at the fat roundworms, his scalp felt numb, and goose bumps all over his body.

God knows, he hasn't seen a living roundworm since he ate pagodas as a child.The roundworm medicine I took after I grew up was Changchongqing. The roundworms were decomposed in the stomach, and they were all mixed in the feces and excreted, so this scene was really ambiguous!

Not caring about being happy, Li Xiaoguan went inside to find a broom, swept out the chicken droppings and roundworms, and moved the chickens to another place when he came back.

Although it's a bit nauseating, at least I know which medicine has an effect.

The chicken that pulled the roundworm was fed the chicken that looked like a gentleman. Li Xiaoguan peeled the shell and ground it into powder, and poured it with water.This is also to imitate the usage of making gentlemen on the earth. Facts have proved that this method is effective.

After moving the chickens, Li Xiaoguan was so disgusted that he took a shower again and came out to dry his hair.

The weather is hot, and my hair dries quickly at noon.At this time, the other chickens hadn't responded. Li Xiaoguan guessed that the other medicines were used incorrectly, so he changed the other medicines to treat them in a different way, and then fed them to other chickens that didn't pull roundworms.

After tossing around like this for a while, time passed, Li Xiaoguan looked at the sky, washed his hands and went to cook.

Chicken was still cooked for dinner. Li Xiaoguan made a stir-fried chicken, a Yanju chicken, went to the village to pick a banana leaf, and made a beggar's chicken.

The words on the earth make a gentleman work for two or three hours. Other medicines can also be used for reference based on this. It is just right to take it twice in the afternoon.However, after Li Xiaoguan finished cooking, he was disappointed to find that other medicines seemed to have no effect.The chicken that had been riddled with roundworms was refreshed, and was pecking at what Li Xiaoguan fed with a lot of appetite.The other chickens that hadn't been wormed lay sick on the ground, not wanting to eat anything, and buried their heads under their feathers.

It seems that other medicines have no effect.

Seeing that the others hadn't come back, Li Xiaoguan simply made another copy of the medicine that looked like a gentleman and fed it to the other chickens.

"Little coal ball, what are you doing!" Before people saw it, Li Xiaoguan heard He Tianhai's yelling, his loud voice was so recognizable.

Li Xiaoguan looked up, and saw a few people walking into the courtyard seriously.

"Are you back? The meal is ready, go wash up and eat!" Li Xiaoguan put down the broken bowl for feeding the chickens, stood up to meet him, and reached out to untie the basket on his shoulders solemnly, but solemnly avoided up.

"Shen." Seriously raised his hand and put down the basket.

When the back basket was placed on the ground, there was a dull sound, which sounded really heavy.Not only serious, Lao Hu and the others also put down the big backpacks on their shoulders, all of them looked heavy.

"What is it?" Li Xiaoguan's curiosity was aroused.

"Brother, we brought back all the stones we dug, hehe, did you reward us with something delicious!" He Tianhai said with a smile.

Not to mention, He Tianhai's background is quite full, it seems that this kid is quite active.

"The meal is ready, go and see if you like it!" Li Xiaoguan looked at the stones brought back by the men in surprise.

What a surprise!I didn't expect to bring him so much in one day!And I don't know what method they used. The stones they brought back were all broken, which saved him trouble.

When He Tianhai heard that it was delicious, he reluctantly nodded his head in satisfaction, but the smile that couldn't cover the corners of his mouth reached the back of his ears.

Hehe, the little brother in this mountain corner cooks quite delicious food. Although it is not as exquisite as the one in the palace, it has a special flavor!

After everyone washed their faces and hands and sat down, it was really an eye-opener to see the table of dishes, and they were convinced by the little husband the general married in the countryside.

Although they felt more and more that this brother's identity was strange, they really admired him for his ingenuity, heart and dexterity.After his identity is cleared of suspicion, they will definitely withstand the pressure from the palace man for the general, and try their best to let him sit firmly in the position of the general's husband!

Thinking of this, Lao Hu stretched out his chopsticks first, picked up a piece of fried chicken, and made a sound of appreciation after eating, and so did the others.

Li Xiaoguan looked at the seriousness, and got the solemn and affirmative eyes as he wished, he was immediately satisfied, he smiled, "I'll go get the wine, you guys eat first."

He said he was going to get wine, but Li Xiaoguan actually stopped by to see the beggar chicken buried in the pit near the bamboo forest behind the house.

Li Xiaoguan used bamboo sticks to pull away the hot dry soil, revealing a ball of mud inside, and took it back in a basin.

"Pfft! Little coal ball, you're still playing with mud at such a big age!" He Tianhai was eating a piece of chicken when he saw Li Xiaoguan come in with a basin and put a black mud ball in it, he almost laughed so hard that the chicken Bones stuck in throat.

Hahaha, the general's husband is too funny!But it's quite appropriate to be with the general, let the general smile more, don't freeze your face all day long.

He didn't understand the seriousness, and asked with some doubts, "Guan'er? Aren't you going to get the wine?"

Li Xiaoguan smiled, put the basin on the ground, picked up the kitchen knife, and cut off the mud ball.

Everyone's eyes widened, and they watched in disbelief that the mud ball was cut open, revealing the golden chicken!

A fresh smell of chicken instantly filled the room.

"Second! Second!" Hua Xiuli clapped his hands in praise.

"Little coal ball, you really have it!" He Tianhai couldn't wait to peel off the banana leaves, revealing the whole picture of the beggar chicken.

"Can'er, thank you for your hard work." Seriously, he pulled Xiao Fulang to sit down, "Let them come."

This meal really made He Tianhai almost burst his stomach!

"I'll go for a walk." He Tianhai burped and stood up, and walked out.

Because he devoured it voraciously, he was the first to be full, and everyone was still drinking wine and eating meat slowly.

Li Xiaoguan looked at He Tianhai's bulging stomach, chuckled, and ate for a while, suddenly felt something was wrong.What does he seem to have forgotten?

As soon as he walked out of the house, He Tianhai relaxed all over. Compared with the inside, the outside is really too cool!

I don't know why General Fulang suddenly arranged the place to eat in the house today.The food smelled so much better, but it was really too hot.

He Tianhai shook his sweat and walked towards the back of the house, but suddenly stopped.

"vomit"

He hated himself for having such good eyesight!