The crossed brother is his wife

Today's Li Village is filled with a strange atmosphere.

Originally, everyone was not optimistic about the new couple, Serious and Li Xiaoguan, let alone having a glass of wedding wine. After all, no one got the good news, and it's a pity that they didn't get to eat those good things.Unexpectedly, people set up more than [-] tables early in the morning, and then went to ring the gong in the village!

The sharp and loud sound of "Dangdang" pierced the ears of the villagers, and everyone who was cooking porridge at the stove, feeding pigs in the pigsty, and sleeping late on the bed could all hear it.

Then a deep but powerful voice echoed in my ears, "Today is the day when I solemnly marry Brother Guan. If the folks don't mind, please go to a wedding bar. But this is a flowing banquet, and there Please folks, help out."

Flowing seats!

The firewood in the hand of the porridge cooker fell and hit his toes, his face twisted and he hugged his feet and screamed.The pig feeder stepped into the pig trough, and was kicked by the pig so that he fell to the ground and sat on the pig feces.And the one who was still lying on the bed also stared wide-eyed and almost fell off the bed.

Because they were so surprised!

You must know that the last time they ate the flowing water mat, they were still in a rich family with more than 100 mu of land in the village. Now that family has sold the land, and it is said that they have settled in Kyoto!

And now, seriously, he actually said that he wanted to hold a running banquet? !

"It's not just wild vegetables, is it?" an older uncle muttered, shaking his head.

"It doesn't matter if it's wild vegetables or meat, you'll know if you go there, anyway, you don't need money, so eat it if you can!" His wife stood up and made room for her, "Come and watch this pot of porridge, call me later The younger ones get up, wash their faces, and then go eat, but don’t wait until it’s too late to eat, who knows if this running water mat can last until noon! I’ll go to help first, and it’s not easy to just eat for free!”

The people in the village and this aunt had the same thoughts, so all of a sudden, during the busy harvest season, every household unexpectedly contributed one or two labors to help Serious and Li Xiaoguan!

"Flowing Seat!"

Yao!Aunt Qiu is going to be terrified!

Originally, she was worried that only people from her own family she persuaded would come to the wedding banquet, but she didn't expect so many people to come here.However, there are too many people, and new problems have arisen...

"There are not so many vegetables here. These are not enough for the village to eat." Aunt Qiu was very worried!

Aunt Qiu looked at the meat and vegetables laid out solemnly, feeling extremely worried.

"Brother Guan, you guys are so bold this time!" In the new room, Li Xiaobao combed the hair of Li Xiaoguan who was sitting swaying, "Why are you so sleepy, didn't you sleep well last night? It's black and blue, you need to apply a little more white powder later."

Li Xiaoguan squinted his eyes, let Li Xiaobao toss on his head, covered his mouth and yawned before he said slowly, "I was too nervous last night, and I didn't fall asleep until the middle of the night. Let's just use the water mat, do it seriously." There must be his considerations, and I believe he will not do things he is not sure about."

In fact, he was also taken aback, how much money does the running water mat cost!

"I hope." Li Xiaobao gathered up Li Xiaoguan's hair and tied it tightly with a twisted red cloth band. "I don't know when seriousness will come to pick you up. I'd better open an interview for you quickly. Your eyebrows also need to be trimmed."

When Li Xiaoguan heard that he wanted to open his face, he wrinkled his face, looking bitter and bitter.

To open the face, isn't it just to wring the hair off the face with a thread!It will be so painful that I will lose my life!

"Also, your lips and face, if you didn't rest well last night, they don't look good now, you need to put some powder on them." Li Xiaobao's next sentence directly scared away Li Xiaoguan's drowsiness.

"Don't! Mrs. Bao, I won't do that!"

If he is not afraid of modern makeup, he is afraid of it in ancient times. Look at the flour on Li Cuifang's face, and the two thick black eyebrows drawn with black charcoal!

Li Xiaoguan shrank his neck and said tremblingly, "You don't want everyone to see another Li Cuifang."

Li Xiaobao was so teased that he chuckled, and muttered angrily, "You think I'm Li Cuifang, don't worry about my skills, I've painted the faces of many brothers!"

In the end, no matter how Li Xiaoguan protested, he was still pushed on the chair and honestly tossed Li Xiaobao.

Li Xiaoguan closed his eyes with the thought of not being able to see and not being disturbed, and only knew that the things Li Xiaobao brought out had a scent, and he wiped his calloused fingers on his face, and then applied the cool thing on his face. On the lips, rub and spread, and finally the eyebrows.

Well, the eyebrows are also painted with charcoal, he just peeked at them.

So desperate.

"Okay." Li Xiaobao stopped his hands in satisfaction, rather surprised, "So you clean up Brother Guan, isn't he so pretty? When you grow up a bit, he must be the most beautiful brother in the village!"

I saw that this brother in front of me had a pair of black willow eyebrows, a straight and small nose, and the most amazing thing was that the well-shaped lips glowed seductively after being painted.

And when the little brother opened a pair of big eyes, curled eyelashes, watery pupils, paired with pink cheeks, it is really indescribably sentimental!

Li Xiaobao groaned and swallowed the drool in his mouth.

Hey, what a pity, how come I'm not a little brother, it's really cheap and serious!

Old cows eat tender grass, flowers are inserted on cow dung, and pigs arch cabbages.

Li Xiaoguan was also startled by himself in the mirror!

He hadn't looked in the mirror for a long time, and he didn't expect the shell to be so beautiful with some color on it!Don't lose to some popular niches at all!and!He has a beauty tip!Rolling up the hair to reveal the full forehead, I don't know how good-looking it is!

"How about it, doesn't it look good?" Li Xiaobao proudly put his hands on his hips.

Li Xiaoguan nodded, grinned, took the charcoal stick in Li Xiaobao's hand, ground it finely, and drew some eyeliner lightly.

Li Xiaobao: Why does Guan Geer act like this? He doesn't look like a good man, but rather... uh, those who hook up to prevent the guy from going home

little hooves.

It seems to be serious tonight!

in the kitchen.

"Aunt Qiu, just let someone do it, don't worry about the food." Nodding seriously, "That's a hard work for you."

"Then, that's fine." Aunt Qiu reluctantly complied, her face still full of worry, and she pulled a little aunt of my family who lives in the kitchen to help choose vegetables, and whispered, "If there are not enough vegetables, you can go to my vegetable field. Take a look here and pick everything up."

The little aunt obediently agreed.

As the sun gradually rose, Li Village became lively!

A puff of meat has long been floating out of the stove, making everyone's saliva flow for a long time!Everyone stood on tiptoe, looking forward to the bridegroom to welcome the other half!According to the rules of Li Village, if the younger brother and sister are married, they will be welcomed back in the afternoon, and if the younger brother and older brother are married, they will be welcomed back in the morning, and they will toast the elders and fellow villagers together!

So now the sun is already rising, although Brother Can is at Aunt Qiu's house, in the same village, not far away, but it's time to pick him up, right?

"Brother, go pick up brother __!" With a prolonged shout, everyone was completely erupting!They gave way one after another.

Then I saw the serious man in red coming out from behind the excited village head, and stepping onto the big horse waiting at the gate of the yard.

No one knows how the horse got there or why it wasn't on a lead, but the horse was still so quiet.

They only know that if they bring the little brother back, they will be able to open the water table!Everything else, let it go!

Gudong!People huddled in the yard touched their stomachs that had been hungry since morning, and swallowed a big mouthful of saliva.

Crackling sounds sounded all the way from the solemn house, a group of people marched behind the horse, and the whole village was filled with the cheerful laughter of children.The village head's face was as fat as a steamed bun, and he could hardly see his eyes.

Aunt Qiu and a little aunt took a big basket and sprinkled some peanuts and fruits along the way.

As soon as the red peanuts and longan were scattered from the covered basket, the villagers looked dumbfounded.

what is this?