The crossed brother is his wife

Many people who hadn't slept soundly were startled by the shocking sound and jumped out of bed!

They walked to the window, only to see thunder and lightning outside, strong winds, and sharp lightning piercing the sky. It was night, but it was as bright as day.

"It's thundering! It's thundering!"

"Heaven has eyes, it's thundering!"

"It's thundering, it's going to rain, it's going to rain!"

Many people cried and shouted, and the deafening thunder could not cover up their shouts of excitement and joy. They ran out of the door barefoot, looking at the terrifying lightning, but they no longer had the fear before, but a trace of kindness Feelings.

Chop!The harder you chop, the better!

Everyone looked at the sky eagerly, wishing that the lightning would split a hole in the sky, so that the sky would leak out, let the rain come down!

Li Xiaoguan's white hair fluttered in the strong wind, and the ankle-length hair was like a waterfall.

"Xiaolong, are you still okay?" Li Xiaoguan's forehead was covered with fine sweat.

Perhaps the drought here has been too long, and even a trace of water vapor is a luxury, so it has become very difficult to ask for rain.Thunder and lightning have been ringing for a long time, but there is no rain, which is really sad.

Hearing the master's urging, the golden dragon spun faster and faster in mid-air, and the frequency of its tail flicking became more and more frequent. It could be seen that it was also very anxious.But even with such hard work, the rain never came.

Li Xiaoguan bit his lips tightly, a little unwilling.

Can't we ask for rain here?

But this is not the center of the drought yet!If you can't ask for rain here, how can you ask for rain in Bangzhou?

When Li Xiaoguan was in a state of desperation, suddenly there was a cheerful voice from his stomach, although immature but full of pride. "Daddy, Daddy, let me come, I'm sure I can get rain!"

"you?"

Li Xiaoguan was taken aback.

It's not that he looks down on Xiaodan, it's that Xiaodan is still an egg, and the egg shell hasn't even been broken, what can he do.

Seeming to have seen through Daddy's thoughts, Eggy snorted angrily, "Daddy, don't look at Eggs through the crack of the door, look down on Eggs! I said I can get rain if I can get it, but I have one request !"

Three black lines popped down from Li Xiaoguan's forehead.

Who did this bastard learn these words from?Counting the days, the egg is only two months old, how can it be so troublesome?

Forget it, let it go.

"Tell me, under what conditions?"

With a flash of golden light, Li Xiaoguan felt a little empty in his stomach, and his palms were cold, it turned out that Xiaodan ran out again and stayed in his hands.

I saw that the little egg representing the face has grown out of the facial features, with big eyes, a straight nose, a small and cute mouth, and long and thick eyelashes.

Qiao, she really looks like a little beauty.Just a face on an egg is too scary.

Li Xiaoguan pondered, such a pretty little beauty, shouldn't she be a man?

If he was a man again, he couldn't even imagine how he would find a wife!

"Well, little egg, are you a little brother or a brother?"

Little Egg shook his head.

he does not know.

Li Xiaoguan held up Xiaodan and took a closer look at Xiaodan's eyebrows, and found that there was a very shallow pattern there, which was like a rose.

Looks like a brother!

Li Xiaoguan was overjoyed, he finally felt like a father, looking at Xiaodan's delicate face, he couldn't help but feel his father's love overflowing, and he couldn't help but love him very much.

After touching the egg pan again and again, Li Xiaoguan's voice was so gentle that water dripped out, and it was as sweet and greasy as if mixed with a few catties of honey.

"Baby, be good, tell me, what is your request? Daddy agrees to you!"

Xiaodan deflated her small mouth, tearing up, sniffing her nose, looking very pitiful, "Daddy, don't be called Xiaodan, you should have a nice name!"

Well this.

Of course Li Xiaoguan understood!

Of course, a boy who is going to be married cannot be raised extensively!Be refined!

"Okay, okay, can I ask your father to give you a name? Let's choose a name you like, and Daddy will never call you a little egg again!" Li Xiaoguan patted his heart and promised.

After getting the guarantee, the little golden egg burst into tears.

Not long after, the golden egg suddenly emitted a dazzling light, and then flew away from Li Xiaoguan's palm, soared into the air, and flew to the side of the golden dragon.The golden dragon raised its head and roared, grabbed the golden egg in one bite, and one dragon and one egg spun in mid-air like this. The hurricane formed around them became bigger and stronger, and even made a terrifying whistling sound, bringing thousands of The momentum of thunder!

"Crack! Crack!"

A golden lightning suddenly pierced the sky and struck down in the air!

"Ye!"

"Ye la la!"

Bean-sized raindrops splashed down instantly!

The person who was still staring up at the sky dumbfounded was splashed by the icy rain, and his whole body was soaked in an instant.

But after they shuddered, they completely boiled, and a wave of heat surged from the bottom of their feet to their foreheads, shaking them all over!

The cold and wet feeling on the face and body, is it rain?

They are not dreaming, are they?

It's raining!

"Call for the rain!" the children cheered.

"Oh, Rain Call!"

"Rain! Rain! It's really raining! Mother, wake up! Get up and look, it's raining, it's raining! The sky has eyes, the sky has eyes!" In the dilapidated thatched hut, a man held The old lady woke up from her sleep, tears streaming down her face. "Xiaofen, it would be great if you were still here. We have water, we can grow rice, you can eat enough, you won't be hungry anymore, Ming Ming Ming."

The man supported the edge of the bed, weeping uncontrollably.

The strong man who works hard is so thin that only a tall skeleton is left, and half of his body is gone, let alone a weak daughter-in-law?

Already starved to death!

Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night.

Everyone was crying and laughing, sad and happy.

The laughing thing is that after three years of drought, it finally rains.The sad thing is that the people they want to see this scene with have died of starvation, thirst or disease.

"Master Shenlong! Master Shenlong!" A large group of people knelt down in the village early in the morning.

No, their eyes were black and blue, and they obviously hadn't slept all night.But even if they didn't sleep all night, everyone was still very energetic and not tired at all.

The villagers looked at that beautiful brother with admiration.

They all saw it with their own eyes last night, it was really the supernatural power created by this Lord Shenlong!Lightning and thunder, thunder and rain, what a spectacular sight!

"My lord, I beg my lord to ignore the faults of villains. Before, it was the little ones who were blind and neglected my lord. I hope my lord will not be offended! There is also the matter of rice grains. My lord is really a bodhisattva!"

Li Xiaoguan waved his hand indifferently, "Please hurry up, old man, you are right, how could I blame you? As for the food, we are here to provide disaster relief, if we don't give you the food, maybe I have to hide it myself Tuck it? Hahahaha!"

The village chief glanced at Mr. Long.

"this……,

The ravine-covered face no longer hesitated, "My lord, there are people who really hide the relief food for their own enjoyment!"

"Oh?" Li Xiaoguan raised his eyebrows.

Going all the way, solemnly hoped that people would distribute food to the victims along the way.

Although if the rice brought in is divided like this, it will definitely not support Bangzhou.But their team is only at the forefront, and the food transferred from other states is the bulk of the food.

Moreover, what the village chief said, if it is true, why does Bangzhou have to transport grain all the way!However, the food stored in the prefect of Bangzhou is probably enough to satisfy the people's hunger for the time being!

Li Xiaoguan's eyes were icy cold.

This is the most angry time since he came to this world!

People like that dog official don't deserve to live in this world, polluting the fresh air!

Since they had finished distributing the food and had nothing to transport, they simply abandoned their carriages and hurried on, and they walked faster for the rest of the distance. Thinking that the people in Bangzhou were still living in dire straits, and that people might die every day , they were heartbroken.

"My lord, Bangzhou is ahead!" Lao Zhong shouted in surprise.

In an instant, everyone raised their spirits.

From a distance, you can see the broken city gate. If the enemy troops attack, it is really vulnerable.It was noon at this time, the city gate was wide open, and no one was guarding it.

Li Xiaoguan believed what the village chief said in his heart.

"Let's go in!"

"drive!"

The horse neighed, and a group of people stepped into the city gate.

A group of people wearing yamen clothes stopped them and asked fiercely, "Who are you? Where are you from?!

The person who asked the question was a short and fat man with a full face, looking at the horses under these people's buttocks, his eyes were full of envy.When he looked carefully at the horse that the leader was riding, he was first attracted by the horse's sturdy body, and then he was shocked and ecstatic!

This is a bloody horse!

It's time to make a fortune!

"Bangzhou is in drought, and there are no merchants for a long time. This group of people must be spies from foreign lands. Come here, catch them back for me! Take the horses back and take care of them. Your lord will definitely like them!"

Li Xiaoguan couldn't laugh or cry.

But he wants to see how rampant this Lord Huang is, and how arrogant the people under him are.So he winked and signaled the people under him not to resist, and they were all tied up obediently.

"Go, go back! The green clothes are still waiting for me!" Humpty Humpty laughed lewdly. "My husband, why do you keep covering your face? Quickly take off the veil and let the uncle see, if you look good, you will be developed! Hahahahahaha!"

Li Xiaoguan raised his hand, gently took off the veil, and then smiled.

"My lord, do you think I'm beautiful?"

That short fat man looked straight at him!

"Beauty, beauty, it's so beautiful. It should only exist in the sky, and there are no pairs in the world."

This beautiful face, those passionate eyes are almost going to take his soul away!

The short fat man swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Beauty, you are so beautiful, why do you have to follow this man in the wind and sun, it is better to follow our Master Huang, and you will be well-fed, spicy, and endlessly worn." forging!"

Li Xiaoguan nodded aggrievedly, "Indeed it is. It's just that there is a drought in this place, so how can you still eat spicy food, don't lie to me."

"Blind! What is this? In Mr. Huang's mansion, I guarantee that you won't be able to eat it all your life!"

Ball and egg fit to beat the bad guy

"Really?" A cold light flashed in the depths of Li Xiaoguan's eyes, and his voice was slightly cold, but the short fat man who was immersed in the beauty and the power he was about to get didn't notice it at all.

Humpty Humpty rubbed his hands, sucking saliva, "Yes, yes, beauty, no, fairy, yes yes yes, what a fairy-like husband!"

While talking, being attracted by the beauty's red lips, the short fat man swallowed a mouthful of saliva and let out a gurgling sound, so disgusting!

"Little husband, if you follow our lord Huang, you will have nothing to worry about, and...hehe, let me tell you my lady, there has been a severe drought here for three years, and the court has already

Never mind!Again, the sky is high and the emperor is far away. It's not that we, Mr. Huang, do what we say.If you ask me, it's a blessing that other people can't cultivate in eight lifetimes!Hey hey hey, little husband, you are so beautiful, you are guaranteed to be the most favored by Master Huang, don't forget my good brother when the time comes!Hahaha! "

Li Xiaoguan glanced at him lightly.

With just one glance, Humpty's soul was almost taken away.

"Beauty!"

Humpty Humpty stared straight at him and was about to rush over to touch those delicate and white hands.

"Slap!" Li Xiaoguan swung his palm and slapped him hard on the face. With all his strength, the short fat man's face was completely swollen.

When Lao Zhong and the others saw a freshly baked pig's head, they couldn't help laughing out loud.

There is also a smile on the serious mouth.

Seeing that the leaders were being beaten and ridiculed, those yamen became furious and wanted to arrest them.

"Ouch. Ouch." The short fat man covered his cheeks, clamping his thighs tightly in pain, afraid that he would urinate if he was not careful.he bites fiercely

Tooth, "Little bitch, you dare to hit me! Catch him, I have to deal with him severely!"

The rat-headed yamen were about to arrest someone, but they stopped in the next second.

I saw that the little husband was not afraid at all, and he covered his mouth and smiled coquettishly, his face suddenly bloomed like a hundred flowers, making the world eclipsed.The beauty stomped her feet and was very angry, "Oh, haven't you heard a word? Hitting is kissing or scolding or loving, and I hit you, no. I don't want to talk about it, huh!"

The beauty twisted her body and covered half of her face with her sleeve.

Li Xiaoguan's pretentious behavior made him sick to death.

This is what he learned when he saw a man disguised as a woman while watching TV and went undercover into a thief's den.

Real women's clothing boss!

But I didn't expect that in this world, men can be seduced openly without women's clothing!

But what to do, women's clothing. I'm a little interested in how to break?

Ah, you pervert!

As for the sudden arrival of the Regent's Fulang, not to mention the short fat man, even the men from the Qingli Kingdom were dumbfounded!

With such a husband, the Lord Regent really does not know how many lives or not, it is a blessing that has been cultivated in thousands of lives!

Old Zhong smacked his lips, Master Shenlong is beautiful, but he is too thin, he still prefers a thicker and more honest one. Bah!

Realizing that he was actually describing a person, Lao Zhong wanted to give himself a big slap in the face.What are you thinking, do you still want to have a big fat boy!live in

The balls fit together and beat the bad guy. Bah, bah, bah!

Seriously pursing his lips, he looked coldly at the little husband swaying and smiling at the other men, leaning forward and backward, with air-conditioning constantly overflowing from his body, making the people on the left and right shiver. Rub your arms straight.

Why is it so cold in the sun?

Li Xiaoguan waited for a long time, but there was no movement in the audience, so he couldn't help but put down his sleeves curiously, wanting to take a look.

Don't you learn it yourself?

Hmph, the TV is indeed deceiving, I don't want to learn it anymore, fall!

He also thought about wearing the famous navel-baring outfit that time-traveling women must have, and going to a striptease to have fun with Lao Gong.It seems that it can be avoided, anyway, it has no effect.

Unexpectedly, when Li Xiaoguan saw Humpty Dumpty, he was instantly stunned.

What the hell!

This effect is too good!

I saw that the short fat man had put down his hands covering his face, and put both hands on his chest, with a pig's face grinning, his mouth wide open, and a foolish smile.The dripping saliva and the silly smile all showed that the man had forgotten the shame just now, and now he must have forgiven the beauty, maybe he was still intoxicated by the beauty.

So it looks like a striptease or something.

"Hey, beauty. Hey, hey." Humpty Humpty smiled foolishly, his eyes straightened.

"What the beauty said is that hitting is kissing and scolding is love, and hitting is kissing and scolding is love. Hurry up, beauty, come on, slap me a few more times, slap me hard, the harder the better! The thought of being Beauty, your slender hands make me so happy, I’m so excited, hurry up! Beauty, I can’t wait!"

As a witness, Lao Zhong was completely confused.

Little brother, what's the matter with you?

It hasn't rained for three years, why is there still water in the house?Could it be that he urinated?

"Ah, I have never seen such an excessive request." Li Xiaoguan muttered secretly.

Looking at that pig's face, bruised and purple, with snot and saliva, it was so disgusting that I couldn't beat it.Li Xiaoguan said simply, "Didn't you say you want to take me to see Lord Huang? Let's go, I'm hungry."

Humpty Humpty nodded again and again, "Okay, okay, I'll take you there now, you can't be hungry, beauty, brother, my heart will feel bad, come on, beauty, let's go?"

Dodging the salty pig's hands stretched out, Li Xiaoguan ordered,

city ​​step.

"Okay, okay!" Humpty Humpty couldn't say it badly!

"Can!" He pursed his lips seriously.

Li Xiaoguan turned his back to Serious, and didn't see Lao Gong's face, so he said to Serious, "Ahem, Mr., I'll come as soon as I go, don't worry, haha

Eggs fit together to beat bad guys. "

Do you think he can be regarded as a person with force value now?No matter how bad it is, there are Jinlong and Dandan, they can always protect themselves.Now he wants to see for himself what Master Huang looks like in private, and how corrupt he is!It's also good to see if it's cut to pieces or cut to pieces!

So Li Xiaoguan followed Humpty Dumpty away.

Humpty Humpty walked around, looking forward to others, "You guys, watch them!"

The yamen stepped forward fiercely.

"My lord." The people on the left and right said hurriedly, "Fulang has been kidnapped! Let's go and save him! How dare these people! I'll kill them all right away!"

Now! ”

After speaking, the man drew out the hidden knife, and chopped those yamen squarely like chopping melons.Oh, there were more than a dozen screams, those people couldn't escape so fast, they fell under the knife, their heads rolled on the ground several times, and they disappeared without a trace after being kicked by the man.

If Li Xiaoguan was at the scene, he would definitely exclaim: Good shot!

If the national football team has this strength, how great it would be!

After cutting the yamen, the man wiped the blade clean and asked, "My lord, shall we catch up?"

Seriously narrowing his eyes, he said lightly, "Don't worry, go slowly."

um...,

Li Xiaoguan followed the short fat man, walked through the desolate and run-down streets, and soon came to a magnificent house.

The streets of Bangzhou are dilapidated and there is no trace of human habitation. There is no one who sells a stall on the street, let alone pedestrians.But there are two big red lanterns hanging high in front of this house, and the two stone lions in front of the gate don't know how majestic they are.

Ah, there are still people guarding on both sides!

When the gatekeeper saw Humpty Humpty, he stepped aside respectfully.

Humpty Humpty stretched out his hand courteously, "Hey, beauty, please come in!"

Li Xiaoguan didn't want to look at the pig's face, so he focused on the front.

As soon as I entered, I stopped.

"Hey, isn't it gorgeous? Master Huang's mansion is very grand, right? Hahahaha, I'm afraid it's almost the same as the emperor's child's palace!" Humpty Humpty said proudly.

Li Xiaoguan gritted his teeth.

Yes, it's really grand!

This dog official, corrupt official!

Pavilions, waterside pavilions, rockery pools, high-rise pavilions.When others can't even take a sip of water, there are still goldfish in the pool here!

There were people playing around by the pool, and from time to time there were women's coquettish smiles and men's lecherous smiles, and after a while, a man and a woman came running over. He was wearing a pair of green thin trousers, while the man was bare-chested and only wore a pair of white trousers.

It should be obscene pants to beat up bad guys with balls and eggs?

The man caught up with the woman, hugged her, and put his hands on the woman's body, and soon the woman was * again and again, coquettishly wanting to refuse.

The short fat man swallowed his saliva, looking at the woman's figure, his eyes were burning, "My lord, the little one has announced the good news to my lord!"

The two people who were about to undergo Fa-rectification on the spot realized that someone was coming here, and the man raised his head impatiently, "What's the matter?!"

But lost his mind, ".He, is he?"

How could there be such a beautiful second person?

There has been a severe drought in Bangzhou for three years. Could it be that the water god has descended to earth?That's why he has such a beautiful face and figure, and he has such a watery look, which makes him lose his soul as soon as he sees it!

"My lord, this is the beauty I just discovered today, and I quickly brought it to my lord, hehe, my lord, this is your 29th husband!" The man pushed the woman in his arms away, "reward you Already!"

Then he will come over and hug Li Xiaoguan.

Li Xiaoguan was about to explode!

This is Lord Huang?

Damn it!

As Li Xiaoguan got angry, it seemed that something happened!

Li Xiaoguan felt his stomach was empty, and with a bang, a big thing appeared in front of him, was it a big ____ egg? !

The egg was one meter high, and when it jumped over it, it smacked the short fat man and smashed it into meat sauce!

"Ah!" The woman rolled her eyelids and fainted.

"Yes, yes, what is it! Monster,! Help!" Master Huang was so frightened that he collapsed on the ground.

Suddenly a small hand came out of the egg, although it was fat and small, it was very strong, grabbed Master Huang's hair and flew him into the air, then flew out.

Li Xiaoguan hurriedly chased him out.