The crossed brother is his wife

The Huotou soldier with the word "fire" written on his chest also nodded happily, and agreed, "Yes, yes, let the regent husband eat it. The regent husband is tired from running around, hard work, hard work, hahahaha!"

After speaking, he scratched his head and muttered to himself, "Although I don't know what's going on, I didn't steal the eggs."

Besides, how could an ordinary old hen lay such a big egg!Still golden all over.Even the most pompous hen next door to his house can't lay such big, round and beautiful eggs!

As soon as Huotoubing's words fell, everyone agreed.

Only Li Xiaoguan stared straight at the three eggs in the water, his eyes were straight and his heart was trembling.

Omg!

How did these three eggs escape? Could it be that they are monsters?She is pregnant with three Nezhas? !

During the noise, the situation in the pot changed again!

"what!"

"This this__"

Everyone was stunned, pointing at the eggs in the pot with their fingers, as if their throats were being choked.

I saw the three eggs in the pot spun up and down in the pot, creating a circle of vortices, and even the smallest egg was mischievously swirling against the pot wall, making a series of buzzing sounds, which made people feel nervous. I'm afraid that the egg will break in the next moment__

This pot is so big, the egg drop soup made from three eggs is too watery!

"Head, hurry up, grab it! It's about to break!" the fire-headed soldier urged anxiously.

The bearded man nodded, rolled up his sleeves, moved his dantian with energy, stretched his hand down with strength, and grabbed it!

He thought it was a must!

The rest of the soldiers also thought the same way. After all, although this man is the leader of the Huotou army, he is also a good fighter at the front to kill the enemy because of his martial arts skills!

But how did he know that the bearded man missed his hand!

Although the egg is the smallest of the three eggs, it is too big compared to duck eggs, it is as big as a fist, and a big man can't fit it with one hand. The egg is slippery and the shell is smooth It was incomparable, and it seemed to sense that someone was about to grab it, so it suddenly accelerated and slid past it quickly.

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Old Zhong, you missed it hahahaha! I didn't expect you to miss it too hahahaha!"

"That's right, Master Zhong, your technique is nothing more than that hahahaha, it's too embarrassing for you to fail to catch an egg!"

The bearded man, that is, Old Zhong, blushed and said angrily, "Who said I couldn't catch it? I just didn't pay attention just now. I was afraid that I would break this egg. The regent's husband doesn't have boiled eggs to eat. Look at me, do it again!"

"Bah, bah!" Old Zhong bahted twice to cheer himself up, as if he wanted to do it again.

Li Xiaoguan quickly stretched out his hand to stop them, these three eggs are his children, if they were broken, wouldn't they really be egg drop soup? "etc__"

As soon as his next words came to his lips, he heard a series of lovely laughter, which was very lively, childish and innocent.

A childish voice came to my ears, "Daddy, daddy, hehehe."

Li Xiaoguan paused and hiccupped in fright.

Omg!

Hitting a ghost in broad daylight!

"Hehehe, Daddy, don't be afraid, he is a little golden egg, Daddy, it's fun in the water, Daddy comes in too."

Ok?

Li Xiaoguan discerned carefully, and noticed that the voice seemed to be coming from the pot, and when he looked over, the smallest egg shook a few times, and the cheerful voice came again, "Hee hee hee , Daddy, Daddy, am I pretty?"

Li Xiaoguan nodded.

Good-looking is good-looking, I don’t know if it’s serious or not.

It turned out that this egg was not a serious egg, it actually giggled and begged, "Daddy, Daddy, if you don't come in to play, then let the uncles play with me, okay? It's fun to catch!"

No.

Li Xiaoguan shook his head, thinking in his heart, the egg shell is so fragile, what if it breaks?

Who knew that this egg seemed to know his thoughts, and said proudly, "Daddy, their eggs are really hard, harder than the hardest rock, so don't worry, Daddy."

The old bell and the rest of the soldiers were stopped by Master Shenlong, they didn't know why, but they stopped obediently.

So the little golden egg kept urging his father, begging his father to let those uncles continue to play games with it.

"Okay." Li Xiaoguan muttered, and reluctantly agreed.

Turning around, Li Xiaoguan waved his hands with a smile, coughed, suppressed the guilt in his heart, and looked at the soldiers with a somewhat expectant voice and look, with a smile on his face, "It happens that I'm hungry too, so I'll eat boiled eggs later." It couldn’t be better. It’s been so long, the eggs should be cooked too, I wonder who can fish them out?”

Since it is Lord Shenlong's request, who can refuse it!

To be looked at by his charming eyes is to give up his life, let alone scald his fingers with boiling water!

That's right, the pot of water has already boiled, and the water in it is hot and bubbling.

Lao Zhong touched his red fingers, not only not afraid, but also full of confidence, eager to be the first to catch the eggs.

He waited for his fingers to be bubbled by the water, and waited for the pain, but the expected pain did not come. Instead, he felt a cool feeling when he put his hands in the water, and there was a comfortable breath coming from the water. Come.But in an instant, the redness and swelling on the hands were completely eliminated!

"Hee hee hee." The little golden egg swung back and forth in the water, dived and floated up again, "Daddy, Daddy, I've made the water cold!"

Old Zhong pulled out his hand and shouted, "This water, this water is not hot at all! It's cold, it's cold!"

The others thought he was joking, after all, the water was still bubbling and bubbling, and it was already boiling, so how could it not be hot?

But Lao Zhong's indifferent and even enjoying expression told everyone that what he said was true.

So everyone was dubious and put their hands in it. Sure enough, the water was cold!

Then what worries do you have!

Hurry up and grab the eggs!

Moreover, during the process of catching the egg, several men who boasted of being good at their hands all said, "Wait, I will definitely get it! Let the Regent Prince Fulang eat the egg!"

One hand, two hands, three hands. Lots and lots of hands.

There are almost as many as seaweed, enough to lay a net!

Li Xiaoguan covered his face.

Have these people forgotten that this pot of water is for them!He just saw it all!Some people just picked their teeth with their hands, some people just picked their feet, some people just helped their little brother with their hands!

I can't imagine it!

Thinking hard!

At the same time, he was also a little worried that his little golden egg would be poisoned by the smoke.

"Hee hee hee, don't worry, Daddy, there is a layer of gas mask outside Eggy, the water won't get on Eggy!"

That's good that's good.Li Xiaoguan was completely relieved.

Forget it, anyway, this pot of water is not for me, it is dirty as long as it is dirty.

Today is the most lively day after leaving Kyoto and starting the journey!

At the resting camp, all the men came to try it out, rolled up their sleeves and made it hot, and they were sweating all over in the cold weather, which shows that they worked very hard.

But even so, they couldn't catch the three eggs, and they didn't even touch them!

It's really weird, obviously the hands in the pot are enough to fill every corner of the pot, but they didn't even pick up a hair.

"This. This." There was a bead of sweat on everyone's forehead.

This situation is really unexpected!What's more, Master Shenlong is watching, and he has boasted to Haikou, but returned without success, isn't it a big joke? !

They were devastated, but the golden egg in the pot was having a great time.

They turned around together for a while, separated and fled separately for a while, and stood still on the surface of the water mischievously for a while.

In short, so many men were fooled around by three eggs!

But after fighting for so long, they can also see that these three eggs are simply monster eggs, the ones that are about to become spirits, don't expect to be able to catch them at all!

Hearing the laughter of that little golden egg, Li Xiaoguan felt warm in his heart, full of gratification.

Seeing the men scratching their hair anxiously, he thought it was funny, and at the same time he couldn't bear to tease them any more, so he said, "Okay, you guys drained the water, we're ready to go."

"Oh, yes, yes, yes!" Those men felt amnesty.

Hearing what Daddy said, Eggy became anxious, "Daddy, Daddy, why are you doing this, Eggy hasn't played enough yet!" The tone of this speech was pitiful

Yes, Li Xiaoguan can imagine its appearance.

Li Xiaoguan's heart softened for a moment, but hardened again after a while, "No, you have been playing for too long, uncles are about to go on the road."

Being rejected so strongly by his father, Jin Danming burst into tears.

At the same time, it jumped in the middle of the pot, deliberately splashing water and splashing people around it.

Li Xiaoguan whispered angrily, "Stop!"

"Ming Ming Ming Ming No balls, balls want to play with water, balls want to play with water!"

As soon as the golden eggs changed from their cute appearance, they began to splash in the pot.

Everyone hurriedly put away their bowls to escape, and were amazed at the situation in the pot.

The commotion here attracted the attention of people farther away, and one approached with a frown and patted Li Xiaoguan on the shoulder.

Seeing the seriousness, Li Xiaoguan said happily, "Seriously, grab them! Especially that little egg, I want to spank it!"

"Hee hee hee, father can't catch it, father can't catch it, come and catch me!" Jindan smiled triumphantly when he heard it, and jumped higher in the pot.Seriously, through a faint connection, he knew that the egg was the child in Xiao Fulang's stomach, but he didn't know why it ran out and was so naughty.

Right now, Xiao Fulang is the biggest.

He pursed his lips seriously, stretched out his hand, and grabbed it as fast as lightning__

"Ming-ming-ming-ming!" Xiao Jindan was caught in his hands, shocked, and then began to cry, "Dandan is wrong, Father, please don't hit your balls!"

Storm and Drought

"Yes, who is it? Who is talking?" Old Zhong shook his hands.

Could it be that he bumped into a ghost in broad daylight!Why in this barren mountain, he actually heard the cry of a child, could it be a spirit in the mountains? !Because Xiao Jindan thought that Father could not hear him, so he did not hide his voice in order to beg for forgiveness.But in this way, everyone heard the voice and couldn't help but panic.

Just like Old Zhong, they looked left and right and didn't see the figure of the doll, so they also panicked.

Someone rubbed the goosebumps on his arms and quietly approached Lord Shenlong.

One by one, Lord Shenlong will definitely be able to ward off evil spirits!

Their lives are entrusted to Lord Shenlong!

Everyone thought the same, so in an instant Li Xiaoguan was surrounded by people from the third floor to the left and the third floor from the right.

Li Xiaoguan glanced at Jindandan, covered his mouth and laughed.

He blinked his eyes for a while, and said badly, "I can't spare you, you're too skinny, serious, hit me!"

"Don't, don't, Daddy, Ming Ming Ming, the balls will hurt!"

The golden egg was humming and shaking in the solemn hand, and the egg shell was covered with a layer of water droplets, dripping to the ground.

"Huh?" Li Xiaoguan touched it curiously, then laughed loudly, "Are you crying?"

The father and son had a good time (Jindandan: I'm not happy!), the soldiers onlookers were shocked!Is there something wrong with my ears?Otherwise, why would it feel that the crying sound came from the golden egg?But even if you are deaf, you can't be blind as well!They saw with their own eyes that the egg moved in the hands of the Lord Regent!

look--

After the Lord Regent spread his palm, it still knew how to rub the tip of the egg against the finger of the Lord Regent!

Isn't it just like a child acting like a baby!

So the one who spoke just now was really this egg. These days, the egg has become fine and can talk.

Lao Zhong wiped the sweat from his forehead, and saw that Master Shenlong was very familiar with this egg, so he asked in a loud voice, "Fu Lang, do you know this egg?" wPiE...,

Li Xiaoguan's throat choked.

How should I put it, he not only knows this egg, he is very familiar with it.

"What should I do, serious, do you want to tell them that these eggs were all born by me? It's so strange." Li Xiaoguan leaned closer to serious ear and muttered, with a full face

tangled.

__It's weird to tell the world how many eggs you lay.

It's like an old hen clucking around after laying eggs.

Seriously with a smile on his lips, he shook his head, "It's okay."

Anyway, Xiaofulang is the reincarnation of the dragon, omnipotent, so naturally he doesn't have to worry about common sense and the eyes of the world.Conversely, if Master Shenlong lays eggs

Storm and Drought

If the news gets out, people in the world will only be more convinced that the regent Fulang is the reincarnation of the dragon.After all, humans never lay eggs, but dragons lay eggs.

Looking at a few eggs, two are still in the pot and one is in serious hands.From the outside it is impossible to tell whether it is time for them to come out, or whether they will get back in again.If it doesn't get into the stomach, it will be troublesome to explain when the time comes, and it will be miserable if it is cooked and eaten by someone who doesn't know.

So Li Xiaoguan became cruel, "These eggs were born by me!"

(〇0〇)(o〇^〇6)(^)ll|(°A°)ll|r(°A°'h(〇fl0)! …

Li Xiaoguan was embarrassed, "Ahem, they just came out to play today, don't mind."

Everyone: ... Oh.

After the explanation, Li Xiaoguan felt refreshed, took the golden egg from the serious hand, then ordered the serious to pick up the remaining two boiled eggs, and left happily.

gone.

gone.

gone……

Leaving behind a group of petrified people.

After a long time, Lao Zhong came back to his senses first, and wiped his face.

This is too dreamy, could it be that he is dreaming?

As soon as he thought about it, his arm hurt, and when he lowered his head, he saw the fireman under his hand with his eyes straightened, his mouth opened wide, and he murmured, "It doesn't hurt, I'm really dreaming. Hey Hehe, that's great, I was dreaming."

Old Zhong raised his palm like a cattail leaf fan, just raised it, saw the child's simple and foolish face, and withdrew his hand again.

The silly boy grinned for a long time, his white teeth gleaming.

Lao Zhong suddenly regained his senses, looked away, and hit himself in the face with the slap that he didn't hit just now.

Damn it!

What's so good about a silly boy? !

The large troops continued to set off, but many of them were still in a daze.

Old Zhong walked behind, with his head down, not knowing what he was thinking.

Suddenly he was bumped by someone, and when he looked back, it was a good buddy with whom he usually hurt each other, and the other person also had a beard.

This person was a small captain in the infantry, and his name was Lao Xu.

Old Xu stopped Lao Zhong's arm, clicked his tongue, "Hey, Lao Zhong, are you also thinking about Lord Shenlong? My boy, Lord Shenlong actually gave birth to dragon cubs! It's still a litter, it's really good! I just don’t know if the egg is a doll, or something else? Is it a bird? Or a snake? Or a dragon?!”

Lao Zhong lowered his head and walked forward in a muffled voice.

Old Xu was not happy, and he couldn't get over his interest for a while, so he asked with a bluster, "Hey, are you out of luck?

Name it Storm and Drought! "

The little soldier in Huotoubing's clothes ran over, with a simple smile on his face, "Hey, I think the boss must want a wife!" Old Xu shook his head, "Impossible, Lao Zhong hasn't asked for a wife yet!"

"That's because I miss a woman, or else I'm brother, the boss must be thinking of spring! I heard mother said that spring is spring, so the boss is also like this. Ba, "You kid, dare to speak ill of your boss, hahahaha! "

The two were looking at Leheah, and Xiaobing was pushed away. Old Zhong said angrily in a rough voice, "Get out!"

Sitting in the carriage, Li Xiaoguan looked at this egg for a while and that one for a while, and named them, "If you are the biggest, you will be called Big Egg. If you are the same size, you will be called Two Eggs." Egg, if you are left, I will be called Egg!"

Hehe, I am simply a genius when it comes to naming names!

"Ming Mingming, Xiaodan is so ugly, Daddy, I don't want it, I don't want it!" Xiaodan Mingming cried and protested.

Li Xiaoguan shook his head, "No, no. Although you say you don't want it, your body is very honest. You look so small, what do you call a little egg. Oh, yes," Li Xiaoguan suddenly realized, " If you don't like it, little egg, you can change it."

The little golden egg stopped crying immediately, and asked expectantly in a soft voice, "Then daddy, what's my name?"

This voice is really sweet, I believe that no one who hears it can refuse it.

Li Xiaoguan patted Xiaodan, looking very negotiable, "Don't worry, I also respect your ideas very much__"

"When you grow bigger than a big egg, I will call you a big egg, okay?"

The little golden egg immediately whimpered and cried bitterly.

After observation, Li Xiaoguan found that there was a soft spot on the shell of the little golden egg, where the sound came from, and there were two small black spots on it, which should be its eyes.

At this moment, little golden egg buried her "face" in the cushion, crying loudly.

Li Xiaoguan picked it up and looked at the cushion, it was wet.

Afraid that it would lose too much water, Li Xiaoguan simply asked someone to bring a basin of water and soak it in the water.

The little golden egg was soaked in the water, and all the tears flowed into the water. Dad couldn't see how many tears he shed, let alone feel sorry for himself, so he held his mouth and turned into a golden light.

Li Xiaoguan was taken aback.

"you--"

Could this kid be so angry that he ran away from home? !

Under Li Xiaoguan's worry, the golden light did not fly out, but got into his stomach.

Immediately afterwards, the big egg and the second egg also turned into two rays of light and got into the stomach.

Li Xiaoguan searched with his inner energy, and there were three more balls in his stomach, and it seemed to be a little bigger than before, and his stomach was slightly protruding.

The curtain was lifted.

Seriously and swiftly, he stepped into the carriage from Chi Yong, and was a little surprised to see that there was only the young husband in the carriage, "Where are they?"

Storm and Drought

"I'm back." Li Xiaoguan straightened his stomach.

Seeing the raised outline on the belly, he touched it seriously, and it was hard, it should be egg shell.

"How did they go back?"

Li Xiaoguan said lightly, "Maybe it's because I'm not satisfied with my name? It's awkward, although I think it's a good name for them." Thinking of the name of the big bag and the small bag, he held back his smile seriously and pretended to be curious. asked, "Did you name them?"

"Yes!"

Li Xiaoguan complained aggrievedly, "But the little egg doesn't sound good!"

"Small eggs?" A bad premonition welled up in Seriously's heart, "Is this the name you gave them? The rest, can't they be big eggs, medium eggs?"

Li Xiaoguan immediately smiled happily, and gave a thumbs up, "Sure enough, you think these names are good, don't you? It seems that you are also very good at picking names! But it's not the middle egg, it's the bastard!"

Li Xiaoguan was indignant, "Hmph, Xiao Dan still doesn't sound good, if I knew it, I would have called him a dog!"

Seriously: "Poof. Cough."

"why are you laughing?"

Seriously: "No."

How can I laugh?Unless you can't help it.

Bangzhou is really far away from Kyoto, and it took a month of carriage to reach the neighboring county.

Different from the previous cities along the way, as soon as they stepped into the boundary of this county, everyone noticed the difference.

In spring, the land has thawed, and many places have begun to plow the land, but the farmland here is bare, with some yellow weeds growing on it. Between the sparse withered grass, the exposed land is cracked with cracks the size of fingers. .

"These fields should have been good paddy fields. You see, the river is not far away. It's a pity."

Li Xiaoguan followed the direction of the serious finger and saw a dry river.