The crossed brother is his wife
Chapter 236 There Are Three Eggs in My Stomach
"Hmph, it's easy to say, let the rooster lay eggs? Isn't this a dream? How can a man have children? Of course, except for being a brother."
Qu Nanjing rolled his eyes, "Who said roosters can't lay eggs?"
Li Xiaoguan was stunned for a moment, and touched Qu Nanjing's forehead, "It's strange, you don't have a fever, why do you start talking nonsense? Come, come, let's see what it is?" Li Xiaoguan took a few fingers It flickered in front of Qu Nanan's eyes.
No wonder Li Xiaoguan thinks that Qu Nanjing is not clear-headed, it is really unheard of that a rooster lays eggs!
But what Qu Nanjing said was really a good idea.
What a pity, what a pity, what a pity!
Even modern high-tech can't allow men to give birth, let alone here.
"Stop dreaming." Li Xiaoguan held his chin, "And the two of them, who do you want to give birth to? Let Xiao Bao give birth, I am reluctant. But if I let the emperor give birth." Think
Seeing that scene, Li Xiaoguan's hair stood on end, and he couldn't help shaking.
"It's not easy! It's good to let them guess the fist and decide, otherwise, it's fair to have one child."
As Qu Nanjing said, he took out a prescription and put it in front of Li Xiaoguan.
The amazing thing is that the words on this prescription are Hua Guo characters, and they are printed on paper and fonts, not like handwritten ones.
"What is this? Where did you find it? I didn't expect to see the paper of the earth here. I really miss it!" Li Xiaoguan touched the paper and quickly scanned the words on it.
It turned out to be a prescription.
"This." Li Xiaoguan's heart was pounding, "What kind of prescription is this? Could it be?!"
Qu Nanjing nodded, smiling very narrowly, "Hahaha, now I have a solution! This is given to me by the 419 system. As long as you find the above medicinal materials, you can make birth pills. No matter who you want to give it to You can eat whatever you want, of course, I still hope that Xiaobao is the attack."
It really is a prescription for fertility medicine!
Li Xiaoguan was very excited, but the smile on the corner of his mouth gradually disappeared when he watched it.
"It's too hard to find!"
What the hell is this!The above medicinal materials are not only unseen or heard on the earth, but also unheard of in this world, so I found it!
The more Li Xiaoguan looked at it, the more he collapsed. Suddenly, he stuffed the paper into his clothes, stood up suddenly, and was about to walk to a sword hanging in the room, and drew the sword!
As soon as the sharp sword came out of the scabbard, it buzzed, and the snow-white blade reflected a dazzling light in the room!
"Damn!" Qu Nanjing yelled, "Even if the medicinal material is hard to find, you can't kill me. I didn't make the prescription. I, I, I, I are innocent! If you want to kill, kill 419 System! I can't bear to be stared at by it when it's peeing and pooping! I don't even dare to release it once in a while! Kill it quickly, strong man!"
Heroes, spare me!
Li Xiaoguan sneered, "Who said you were the one I wanted to kill? Bah, I didn't intend to kill anyone!"
"Then, what are you doing with the sword?"
Li Xiaoguan raised the sword, and showed a grim smile at the sharp blade, which made Qu Nanjing almost pee his pants.
"Hmph, I'm going to chop off that brat's chirping, so that the little bun's chrysanthemums won't be safe one day, so I might as well cut the weeds and roots!" The lantern, the lantern was shattered into pieces in an instant.
Thinking about it, if it is used to kill a chicken, it is more than enough.
"Ming!" Qu Nanjing immediately covered his crotch with both hands.
Are these pants leaky?Why do you feel the coolness down here? It's scary!
"Well, Xiao Guan, don't be excited, don't be excited! That brat is damned, he dared to make a small bag, and he wouldn't be relieved by a thousand cuts, but you have to think about it, Murong Qihan is already a member of the royal family. The last bloodline, what if you make him a eunuch!"
Li Xiaoguan smiled.
"It doesn't matter. I believe that one day the birth control drug will be made. When he eats it, he can eat it casually. Ten or eight will be fine. The branches and leaves will be very luxuriant!"
Qu Nanjing: "."
The blackened little Guanguan is really scary, I dare not speak anymore.
After venting, Li Xiaoguan hung up the sword and sat on the chair depressed, still very annoyed.
Seeing seriousness coming in, Qu Nanjing quickly slipped away.
Slip away, don't run away, maybe Xiao Guanguan wants to kill the chicken again!
There was no one in the hall, so he solemnly picked up the little husband and sat on his lap, wrapping his arms around him, resting his chin on the little husband's weak shoulder.
"What's the matter, what's so troublesome? Are you worried about going to Bangzhou?" Seriously thought that the little husband felt that Bangzhou was a long way away, and he was worried about his two children, so he comforted him, "It's just a few people in Bangzhou and its surrounding areas. The drought is severe in the counties and counties, and the rest of the counties on the road are fine, and the big and small bags are also safe in Kyoto. I have asked Master Mercy to make a divination that everything will go well."
Isn't that right, in the eyes of Master Mercy, Shenlong is the embodiment of auspiciousness, and it is a lucky star!How can there be any disaster!
Li Xiaoguan moved uncomfortably.
Seriously thought that he was having trouble with him and was not happy, so he leaned over again and wanted to talk, but his chest was hit by a hand.
"Go, go far away! Why are you so close, it's so hot!" While speaking, Li Xiaoguan's earlobes were bleeding red.
Staring at the bright red color seriously, the Adam's apple rolled, and he couldn't help stretching out his hand, touching and kneading it.
It felt like being electrified all over, and it was hard to hold back.
Naturally, so did Li Xiaoguan.
"Serious." Li Xiaoguan sat on his lap with his back facing serious, his head was thrown back desperately, he didn't know how soft he was, he only knew how to rely on instinct
to find what you want.
The toes of his toes rubbed against his serious and sturdy calf, and the faint strength was like a small fish on his fingertips, which made people itch. "Serious." Li Xiaoguan weakly opened his mouth and called out solemnly.
This sound is too wet.
What the little husband wants, he knows seriously.
but__
"Jan'er, it's getting dark, let's go have dinner." Seriously stood up and put the little husband on the chair.
Li Xiaoguan's buttocks touched the slightly cool chair, and he woke up suddenly, feeling embarrassed and annoyed at the same time.
snort!
"If you don't come, you won't come. You have a shitty meal, you just ate, and you don't even know how to find a better one! I know, I know, I'm leaving tomorrow, you have to take care of your body and keep your energy! It wasn't me teasing you, it was you who came here in a shameless way! Huh!" Li Xiaoguan was quick and shy, clearly turning embarrassment into anger.
You are so serious that you salute yourself!
Why did you suddenly push me away? Could it be that I have become a yellow-faced man?
Seriously looking at Xiaofulang's appearance, he knew that Xiaofulang must be thinking wildly again, he couldn't help being angry and funny, and finally grabbed Xiaofulang's chest helplessly to prevent him from escaping.
"Jian'er, you have excellent medical skills."
"Ah, stop flattering me!" Li Xiaoguan tried his best to suppress the corners of his mouth so as not to let it curl up.
Shaking his head seriously, "I'm not flattering. Your medical skills are indeed the best in the world, but Guan'er, you are just too reckless and careless!"
OK!
If I don't let the seriousness flatter me, the seriousness will hurt myself. It's really floating, hum!
Li Xiaoguan stretched his face, and his face was stinky, "Tell me, why am I careless? If I don't say one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, let's see how I will deal with you!"
I am obviously a considerate, gentle, kind, handsome and generous peerless handsome guy!
If you are blind, you are blind!
For the sake of his fame, Li Xiaoguan can even speak viciously to his relatives and old Gong.
Seriously, he didn't say it directly, but said, "Jian'er, as a genius doctor, if you can treat other people's diseases, you must also be able to take your own pulse and check your own physical condition, right? This trivial matter will definitely not trouble you. "
Li Xiaoguan was proud, "Of course!"
"Then you can feel the pulse for yourself and see your physical condition. How about it? Go to Bangzhou Luyuan, I'm afraid your body won't be able to bear it."
Isn't it just to get a pulse, what's so difficult about it.
Li Xiaoguan sat by the table, one hand was spread flat on the table, and the other hand rested on the pulse
In fact, he could use the magical breath in his body to check his physical condition, but in order to let him take a serious look, he still took the simplest method, honestly feeling his pulse.
Calmly, Li Xiaoguan put his hand on his wrist.
Seriously and quietly sitting aside, not to disturb the little husband.
Xiao Can is really too dull, it's better to let him see clearly.
The longer the time for feeling the pulse, the tighter the frown of Li Xiaoguan became.
strangeness.
This pulse.
Why is it so messy?
That's right, Li Xiaoguan actually felt that the pulse didn't belong to one person, but to several people combined, it was too chaotic!
"How?" He smiled seriously.
Li Xiaoguan thought that because of his frowning, Lao Gong doubted his medical skills, so he turned his nostrils to the sky, and said arrogantly, "Well, I have already seen something. When I look carefully, I will definitely be able to clear everything up. It's clear."
Don't look at Li Xiaoguan pretending to be so calm, in fact, Li Xiaoguan panicked a lot!
In another inspection method, Li Xiaoguan felt that he could use his green inner energy to detect the situation in his body.
The inner qi was circulating in the body, at this moment Li Xiaoguan seemed to have opened a perspective, and he could see the situation in his body clearly, so his face instantly turned pale!
"This this……"
Li Xiaoguan was shocked, he circulated his inner qi again in disbelief, he suspected that he was wrong, otherwise how could he see three golden round eggs in his stomach!
But no matter how much he tried, how much he tried, in the end it might be that the inner qi circulated too many times, and the three stars shook slightly to protest.
There are also a few slight bumps on the surface of the stomach.
Li Xiaoguan looked at his stomach, dumbfounded.
"Xiao Can, you finally know that you are pregnant, right?" She smiled solemnly and softly.
Li Xiaoguan wanted to cry without tears, "Seriously, what should I do, I have become a rooster that can lay eggs!"
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Or, take turns hahahahahaha
Qu Nanjing rolled his eyes, "Who said roosters can't lay eggs?"
Li Xiaoguan was stunned for a moment, and touched Qu Nanjing's forehead, "It's strange, you don't have a fever, why do you start talking nonsense? Come, come, let's see what it is?" Li Xiaoguan took a few fingers It flickered in front of Qu Nanan's eyes.
No wonder Li Xiaoguan thinks that Qu Nanjing is not clear-headed, it is really unheard of that a rooster lays eggs!
But what Qu Nanjing said was really a good idea.
What a pity, what a pity, what a pity!
Even modern high-tech can't allow men to give birth, let alone here.
"Stop dreaming." Li Xiaoguan held his chin, "And the two of them, who do you want to give birth to? Let Xiao Bao give birth, I am reluctant. But if I let the emperor give birth." Think
Seeing that scene, Li Xiaoguan's hair stood on end, and he couldn't help shaking.
"It's not easy! It's good to let them guess the fist and decide, otherwise, it's fair to have one child."
As Qu Nanjing said, he took out a prescription and put it in front of Li Xiaoguan.
The amazing thing is that the words on this prescription are Hua Guo characters, and they are printed on paper and fonts, not like handwritten ones.
"What is this? Where did you find it? I didn't expect to see the paper of the earth here. I really miss it!" Li Xiaoguan touched the paper and quickly scanned the words on it.
It turned out to be a prescription.
"This." Li Xiaoguan's heart was pounding, "What kind of prescription is this? Could it be?!"
Qu Nanjing nodded, smiling very narrowly, "Hahaha, now I have a solution! This is given to me by the 419 system. As long as you find the above medicinal materials, you can make birth pills. No matter who you want to give it to You can eat whatever you want, of course, I still hope that Xiaobao is the attack."
It really is a prescription for fertility medicine!
Li Xiaoguan was very excited, but the smile on the corner of his mouth gradually disappeared when he watched it.
"It's too hard to find!"
What the hell is this!The above medicinal materials are not only unseen or heard on the earth, but also unheard of in this world, so I found it!
The more Li Xiaoguan looked at it, the more he collapsed. Suddenly, he stuffed the paper into his clothes, stood up suddenly, and was about to walk to a sword hanging in the room, and drew the sword!
As soon as the sharp sword came out of the scabbard, it buzzed, and the snow-white blade reflected a dazzling light in the room!
"Damn!" Qu Nanjing yelled, "Even if the medicinal material is hard to find, you can't kill me. I didn't make the prescription. I, I, I, I are innocent! If you want to kill, kill 419 System! I can't bear to be stared at by it when it's peeing and pooping! I don't even dare to release it once in a while! Kill it quickly, strong man!"
Heroes, spare me!
Li Xiaoguan sneered, "Who said you were the one I wanted to kill? Bah, I didn't intend to kill anyone!"
"Then, what are you doing with the sword?"
Li Xiaoguan raised the sword, and showed a grim smile at the sharp blade, which made Qu Nanjing almost pee his pants.
"Hmph, I'm going to chop off that brat's chirping, so that the little bun's chrysanthemums won't be safe one day, so I might as well cut the weeds and roots!" The lantern, the lantern was shattered into pieces in an instant.
Thinking about it, if it is used to kill a chicken, it is more than enough.
"Ming!" Qu Nanjing immediately covered his crotch with both hands.
Are these pants leaky?Why do you feel the coolness down here? It's scary!
"Well, Xiao Guan, don't be excited, don't be excited! That brat is damned, he dared to make a small bag, and he wouldn't be relieved by a thousand cuts, but you have to think about it, Murong Qihan is already a member of the royal family. The last bloodline, what if you make him a eunuch!"
Li Xiaoguan smiled.
"It doesn't matter. I believe that one day the birth control drug will be made. When he eats it, he can eat it casually. Ten or eight will be fine. The branches and leaves will be very luxuriant!"
Qu Nanjing: "."
The blackened little Guanguan is really scary, I dare not speak anymore.
After venting, Li Xiaoguan hung up the sword and sat on the chair depressed, still very annoyed.
Seeing seriousness coming in, Qu Nanjing quickly slipped away.
Slip away, don't run away, maybe Xiao Guanguan wants to kill the chicken again!
There was no one in the hall, so he solemnly picked up the little husband and sat on his lap, wrapping his arms around him, resting his chin on the little husband's weak shoulder.
"What's the matter, what's so troublesome? Are you worried about going to Bangzhou?" Seriously thought that the little husband felt that Bangzhou was a long way away, and he was worried about his two children, so he comforted him, "It's just a few people in Bangzhou and its surrounding areas. The drought is severe in the counties and counties, and the rest of the counties on the road are fine, and the big and small bags are also safe in Kyoto. I have asked Master Mercy to make a divination that everything will go well."
Isn't that right, in the eyes of Master Mercy, Shenlong is the embodiment of auspiciousness, and it is a lucky star!How can there be any disaster!
Li Xiaoguan moved uncomfortably.
Seriously thought that he was having trouble with him and was not happy, so he leaned over again and wanted to talk, but his chest was hit by a hand.
"Go, go far away! Why are you so close, it's so hot!" While speaking, Li Xiaoguan's earlobes were bleeding red.
Staring at the bright red color seriously, the Adam's apple rolled, and he couldn't help stretching out his hand, touching and kneading it.
It felt like being electrified all over, and it was hard to hold back.
Naturally, so did Li Xiaoguan.
"Serious." Li Xiaoguan sat on his lap with his back facing serious, his head was thrown back desperately, he didn't know how soft he was, he only knew how to rely on instinct
to find what you want.
The toes of his toes rubbed against his serious and sturdy calf, and the faint strength was like a small fish on his fingertips, which made people itch. "Serious." Li Xiaoguan weakly opened his mouth and called out solemnly.
This sound is too wet.
What the little husband wants, he knows seriously.
but__
"Jan'er, it's getting dark, let's go have dinner." Seriously stood up and put the little husband on the chair.
Li Xiaoguan's buttocks touched the slightly cool chair, and he woke up suddenly, feeling embarrassed and annoyed at the same time.
snort!
"If you don't come, you won't come. You have a shitty meal, you just ate, and you don't even know how to find a better one! I know, I know, I'm leaving tomorrow, you have to take care of your body and keep your energy! It wasn't me teasing you, it was you who came here in a shameless way! Huh!" Li Xiaoguan was quick and shy, clearly turning embarrassment into anger.
You are so serious that you salute yourself!
Why did you suddenly push me away? Could it be that I have become a yellow-faced man?
Seriously looking at Xiaofulang's appearance, he knew that Xiaofulang must be thinking wildly again, he couldn't help being angry and funny, and finally grabbed Xiaofulang's chest helplessly to prevent him from escaping.
"Jian'er, you have excellent medical skills."
"Ah, stop flattering me!" Li Xiaoguan tried his best to suppress the corners of his mouth so as not to let it curl up.
Shaking his head seriously, "I'm not flattering. Your medical skills are indeed the best in the world, but Guan'er, you are just too reckless and careless!"
OK!
If I don't let the seriousness flatter me, the seriousness will hurt myself. It's really floating, hum!
Li Xiaoguan stretched his face, and his face was stinky, "Tell me, why am I careless? If I don't say one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, let's see how I will deal with you!"
I am obviously a considerate, gentle, kind, handsome and generous peerless handsome guy!
If you are blind, you are blind!
For the sake of his fame, Li Xiaoguan can even speak viciously to his relatives and old Gong.
Seriously, he didn't say it directly, but said, "Jian'er, as a genius doctor, if you can treat other people's diseases, you must also be able to take your own pulse and check your own physical condition, right? This trivial matter will definitely not trouble you. "
Li Xiaoguan was proud, "Of course!"
"Then you can feel the pulse for yourself and see your physical condition. How about it? Go to Bangzhou Luyuan, I'm afraid your body won't be able to bear it."
Isn't it just to get a pulse, what's so difficult about it.
Li Xiaoguan sat by the table, one hand was spread flat on the table, and the other hand rested on the pulse
In fact, he could use the magical breath in his body to check his physical condition, but in order to let him take a serious look, he still took the simplest method, honestly feeling his pulse.
Calmly, Li Xiaoguan put his hand on his wrist.
Seriously and quietly sitting aside, not to disturb the little husband.
Xiao Can is really too dull, it's better to let him see clearly.
The longer the time for feeling the pulse, the tighter the frown of Li Xiaoguan became.
strangeness.
This pulse.
Why is it so messy?
That's right, Li Xiaoguan actually felt that the pulse didn't belong to one person, but to several people combined, it was too chaotic!
"How?" He smiled seriously.
Li Xiaoguan thought that because of his frowning, Lao Gong doubted his medical skills, so he turned his nostrils to the sky, and said arrogantly, "Well, I have already seen something. When I look carefully, I will definitely be able to clear everything up. It's clear."
Don't look at Li Xiaoguan pretending to be so calm, in fact, Li Xiaoguan panicked a lot!
In another inspection method, Li Xiaoguan felt that he could use his green inner energy to detect the situation in his body.
The inner qi was circulating in the body, at this moment Li Xiaoguan seemed to have opened a perspective, and he could see the situation in his body clearly, so his face instantly turned pale!
"This this……"
Li Xiaoguan was shocked, he circulated his inner qi again in disbelief, he suspected that he was wrong, otherwise how could he see three golden round eggs in his stomach!
But no matter how much he tried, how much he tried, in the end it might be that the inner qi circulated too many times, and the three stars shook slightly to protest.
There are also a few slight bumps on the surface of the stomach.
Li Xiaoguan looked at his stomach, dumbfounded.
"Xiao Can, you finally know that you are pregnant, right?" She smiled solemnly and softly.
Li Xiaoguan wanted to cry without tears, "Seriously, what should I do, I have become a rooster that can lay eggs!"
----------------------- The author has something to say ------------------------
〇〇You say
Is it Xiaobaozisheng?
Or the little emperor?
Or, take turns hahahahahaha
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