The crossed brother is his wife

Breeze caresses, all things grow.

Even the holy mountain, which is always cold and ice-free, has ushered in a spring full of greenery.

It is very amazing that even though the sacred mountain is covered with thick snow all year round, in this spring, there are plants growing out of the ground, and the sky and the earth have other colors besides white, while the black soil is invisible here. It seems that this space is very beautiful like a dream.

"Ah!" The long-haired beauty among the flowers sneezed suddenly, and the butterfly on his forehead flew away and landed on a delicate flower.

I saw this beauty's long hair scattered among the flowers, black and smooth like a piece of fine silk satin, and his face was half-hidden among the flowers, and the half of his face revealed really looked like the Snow Demon that people had been looking for. up.

"'H, I'm so itchy." The beauty rubbed her nose with her fingers roughly, and at the same time spat out words that didn't match his small and bright red mouth.thump!

The person opposite knelt down in the snow, clutched his chest and said very sadly, "Li Xiaoguan, can you stop talking like this! God, why did you give this guy such a good-looking face and body? Ruin! Ruin! My heart aches every day seeing you talking like this!"

"Qu Nanjing, are you annoying or disgusting? What aesthetics? If you want it so much, I'll give it to you!" Li Xiaoguan yawned and got up from the ground. Flowers for him when he was growing up.

What kind of bad taste is this, I always want to wear flowers for him, ■, is it because there are no women here, so this old man regards himself as a woman?

Isn’t there a saying that goes like this—after being alone for a long time, even a sow looks pretty.

Li Xiaoguan felt a chill.

Speaking of which, he was also unlucky, but he was just saving someone, why did he have such unlucky time travel?He also crossed over to a man with a big belly. According to Qu Nanjing, when he picked him up, not only his dick was hard, but his whole body was hard, and he was frozen into a popsicle!

This is too miserable-!

"Hey, it's all your fault for making me like this. Whether it's male or female, what kind of thing does it look like? I guess it's because of too much estrogen. No wonder I can still get pregnant. I don't care. You have to take responsibility for me." .”

Li Xiaoguan was bored to death.

It's okay to travel through time, it's okay to be stuck here and not get out, the key is this damn big belly!

He is a pure gay like a flower, the chrysanthemum is still a bud, how can he fix his big belly now?

How to find Lao Gong with a tow bottle!

He could even imagine that when he confessed his love to the handsome guy with blushing cheeks in the future, the handsome guy looked at me, the milk baby, who was hugging his thigh with suspicious eyes!

Subtext: You are the father of a child, why are you always attacking?Have your chrysanthemums been picked?Two babies have been created, have they been adopted repeatedly?

slander!This is absolutely slander!

Li Xiaoguan jumped in anger.

I am still a daisy!

It's not a sunflower丨

The old man with gray hair but no wrinkle on his face heard the beauty asking him to be responsible, he burst out laughing, rubbed his hands and said cheerfully, "Okay, okay, I don't mind being a father, beauty, you are so beautiful. Hehe, you made it, you made it!"

Qu Nanjing is very happy!

Originally, when he picked up this beauty, he only thought he had found a companion, and was worried that it was an ugly duckling, but he didn't expect it to be a big beauty!Although the big beauty has a big belly, there are only a few of them here, and it is quite lively to have a few more babies. Isn't the big beauty the one who enjoys the blessing after giving birth to a baby?

"roll!"

A roar woke up all the animals on the mountain.

Li Xiaoguan roared, "I like to be a father and your sister! I like to be a father! I want you to give birth to me well. If I die like this, I want you to look good!" That's right, his belly is terribly big now, and the expected date of delivery That's it for a few days.

Qu Nanjing was shivering from the yelling, and after a while, he dug his ears and muttered, "Why are you even more irritable than me, I give you the title of irritable brother." In the past, he was alone on the mountain, and other There is no fart at all. At that time, there were no plants growing on the sacred mountain. The plants only grew after Li Xiaoguan came. I love to shout at the empty and unpopular sacred mountain. My voice echoes throughout the sacred mountain, but it is domineering. up.

but……

"The pregnant woman's temper is irritable. Hey, that's good too. It will save you from prenatal depression. You don't have to worry about it like this. It's very good, very good." Qu Nanjing said hesitantly.

Immediately, Li Xiaoguan got a murderous look in his eyes.

Qu Nanjing immediately faltered, and said cautiously, "You, don't lose your temper all the time, it's not good, bear with it."

Hey, he is also very tired!

It is agreed that I am the master of Shenshan, the boss of Shenshan!

Qu Nanjing pursed his mouth aggrievedly, making a melancholy and crying expression.

"Crack!" Li Xiaoguan took off his shoes and patted Qu Nanjing with a shoehorn.

"You still dare to be wronged! How dare you cry!" Li Xiaoguan roared with his hands on his hips, "If it weren't for your father, would he be hit by a car? If it weren't for your father, would he be able to travel through time? If it weren't for your father, would he have a big belly? Ah? Will he!"

Qu Nanjing's expression completely made Li Xiaoguan furious, and ignited the anger he had accumulated over the past two months because of his big belly in pain, and the soles of his shoes crackled, "Say, do you still dare to play with your mobile phone when crossing the road in the future? Do you still dare not look at the road?!"

"No, I dare not." Qu Nanjing yelled, holding his head.

"Huh." Li Xiaoguan had a sore back and a sore back, and he beat very hard with his big belly, and finally threw his shoes on the ground, staring at Qu Nanjing.

Seeing that Li Xiaoguan stopped beating him, Qu Nanjing hurriedly put on shoes for Li Xiaoguan, who couldn't bend down, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, please calm down, this slave will never dare again, call it black, call it black, call it black."

Li Xiaoguan was tired and didn't bother to deal with this bastard.

Speaking of it, Li Xiaoguan was not without reason to be angry, what he never expected was that Qu Nanjing was the one he saved!Good fortune tricks people, good fortune tricks people! "Hey, it's good fortune to trick people, that's right, Xiao Guan, didn't you just get two villains out now?" Qu Nanjing winked at his stomach.

Li Xiaoguan: "..."

so tired.

what.

I'd rather die.

If you can't get out for the rest of your life, what's the point of living against this bastard?Might as well be dead.

Early death and early rebirth, early reincarnation, he can also lose his virginity earlier, and taste the ambiguity of old Gong$.

I also want to die every day.

Qu Nanjing didn't know that he was so disgusting, he followed behind the beauty and pulled the vines to pick flowers. After a while, he wove a big flowery and colorful garland, and tiptoed behind the beauty, trying to put it on the beauty.

"By the way, what's the matter with your old face?" Li Xiaoguan turned around abruptly, frowning at Qu Nanjing's gray hair.

With his hands behind his back, Qu Nanjing asked in a panic, "Ah? What old face?"

"It's your old face." Li Xiaoguan tugged at Qu Nanjing's hair, "Tsk tsk, look at your hair, little old man, I remember you are about the same age as me, how did you become like this?"

Speaking of this, Qu Nanjing felt depressed.

In fact, he hasn't been here for a long time. Although living like a year gives him the illusion that it has been a long time, it should not be long in fact. "There's something weird here, don't you feel it? It always feels like something has been taken away, hey."

Qu Nanjing sighed depressedly, suddenly his whole body trembled, and he pulled Li Xiaoguan's hair with his hands.

Li Xiaoguan saw the garland in his hand with sharp eyes, and quickly snapped, "What are you doing, I can tell you that I don't wear that sissy thing, if you dare to put it on my head, I'll cut you off. Neng you to death!"

Thinking that Qu Nanjing was going to "dress up" himself again, Li Xiaoguan lashed out at Qu Nanjing.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo s!

Qu Nanjing let out a series of howls, but he was still unwilling to let go of his hair, as if he was searching for something, maybe a place to wear the wreath?Suddenly Li Xiaoguan's scalp hurt, and he kicked Qu Nanan flying one meter away.

"Aww!" Qu Nanjing fell to the ground like a silly dog ​​and stuck out his tongue.

Li Xiaoguan regretted seeing him miserable, and was about to help him up guiltily, when he heard the silly dog ​​twitching happily, "Hey hey, Xiao Guan, Xiao Guan, I have some bad news for you, you, You have long white hair! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Soon you will become a white-haired old man like me!" "This is called raising eyebrows and growing old together!"

Qu Nanjing was yelling.

Li Xiaoguan was a little dazed.

White hair?

"Hmm!" Qu Nanjing handed up the plucked hair. "I knew that you were also affected by Shenshan, otherwise how could your hair grow so fast, no

It has only reached my ankle in two months, and it is estimated that it will be braided in a few days! "

Qu Nanjing's hair, which was twisted between his fingernails, was already half white, from the roots to the middle of the hair, and only the ends were still black.

"Oh." Li Xiaoguan raised his hair and looked at it, pursed his mouth.

so sad.

Humming.

Decline before you get old! Decline before you get old!

Lao Gong didn't even find his hair, so his hair turned white!

It seems that this life is destined to be a daisy, woo woo woo!

I am so mad!

As expected, even faster than Qu Nanjing expected, Li Xiaoguan's hair was half white when he woke up on the first morning of the second month, and it was completely white by the third month!

"Beautiful, it's so beautiful!" Qu Nanjing looked at Li Xiaoguan who was standing under the peach tree and looking back with the peach blossoms all over the tree, and he burst into tears.

The beauty is indeed a beauty, even if her hair is all white, she still has a different sense of beauty, she doesn't look like him at all, she just looks like an old man, hey!

It's a pity that Li Xiaoguan trembled with anger when he saw the white hair that had grown to the ground.

''Park J,

"Why are you getting more and more sissy!"

I saw a shadow of a person reflected in the water tank he used as a mirror under the peach tree. Three thousand black hairs were all white hair hanging down beside him, and the original curly and curly eyelashes also turned white. In the blink of an eye, it's really as strange as a snow demon.

What made Li Xiaoguan even more angry was his own eyes and mouth!

What the hell is the charm effect of the eyes!Wet, I always feel like I'm doing something terrible, hey!What are you doing with such red lips!Still beeping, why is it so pornographic!

Damn it, this is me!But why did I discharge myself?

Slut!

Looking at himself in the mirror, Li Xiaoguan almost died!

What he likes is obviously a tough man with a hard penis and a hard body!

He doesn't like this kind of bitch!

Ah ah ah ah ah!

"—! Grab a big grass!" Li Xiaoguan slapped the water resentfully, and finally couldn't see his motherly face clearly.

Li Xiaoguan breathed a sigh of relief.

just one by one

"Hmm one by one" as soon as he relaxed, his stomach tightened suddenly, and at the same time, some strange and warm liquid leaked out from the indescribable ground, and his crotch was wet after a while.

It's like peeing your pants.

But Li Xiaoguan guaranteed with his personality that he would not pee his pants.

"Qu Nanjing, Qu Nanjing." Li Xiaoguan knelt on the ground with his stomach in his arms and shouted loudly, "Come here, come here, I'm about to give birth!"

"What?" Qu Nanjing ran halfway, his legs softened and he knelt down in front of Li Xiaoguan, his eyes were wide open, and he looked at Li Xiaoguan in horror.

Li Xiaoguan laughed angrily at him, "What are you doing, you want to pay respects to Lao Tzu and his wife? Get lost!"

After being scolded like this, Qu Nanjing didn't feel so flustered. Thinking of what he should do, he hugged Li Xiaoguan into the room and boiled water.

Qu Nanjing rehearsed Li Xiaoguan's childbirth many times.Besides, he didn't get nothing when he crossed over. God gave him a system, that is, the system to become a genius doctor. Things like giving birth are trivial to Qu Nanjing.

But he is fine, but Li Xiaoguan has a big problem!

"Aw!" Qu Nanjing screamed, got up in disgrace and continued to give birth to Li Xiaoguan.

soon……

"Aw!" Qu Nanjing screamed again, and continued to get up to give birth to Li Xiaoguan.

not long.

"Aw!" The scream came from Qu Nanjing.

Repeatedly, until it was born.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" loud cries resounded through the quiet mountain, bringing a different color to the mountain.

At the same time, when Li Xiaoguan and Qu Nanjing didn't know, the transparent barrier that had been covering the foot of Shenshan Mountain disappeared silently.

Since then, there is no barrier between the sacred mountain and the mountain.

Of course, Li Xiaoguan and Qu Nanjing haven't discovered the good news yet, they are still immersed in the idea of ​​"finally giving birth".

"Why is it like a monkey, it's so ugly." Li Xiaoguan turned his head aside in disgust, refusing to face these two ugly faces.

Tired and in pain, the result of giving birth to these two things is simply a contempt for his hard work!Unbelievable two char siew buns.

Huh?How do you feel that the barbecued pork buns are quite suitable.

Qu Nanan enjoyed teasing the two babies endlessly, and thought they were extremely interesting, and retorted, "No way, they are fat and white, but they look exactly the same, they are pretty, and they will definitely look great when they grow up! They must be two handsome guys!"

But he was a little regretful, "It just doesn't look like you."

Li Xiaoguan complained, "I don't know which dog man it is from."

Genetics are so powerful.

Qu Nanjing was displeased, "Xiao Guan, how sad it would be for the two babies to grow up!"

Li Xiaoguan rolled his eyes, "What do they know, you are so interested, you should be their father!"

"Okay!"

Qu Nanjing couldn't wish for it, "Then I will be the father of the child from now on! Don't go back on your word!"

"Up to you!" Li Xiaoguan was exhausted, his stomach ached terribly, but his eyelids still drooped uncontrollably, "You can be their father if you like,

You can say it was born by yourself! "

Li Xiaoguan slowly fell asleep amidst the sound of the two babies clicking their mouths.

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This chapter is very thick and long. The two chapters combined a lot of words, so it is a bit expensive. The coding time squeezed out of the work gap, love you guys 〇(n_n)o