The passer-by heroine wins a big victory
Chapter 14 Stinky Eggs
The person who posted the post was a Spanish translator. Not long after graduation, he received a life-changing job—translating for a Spanish foreign player introduced by a team in the new season.
That night, she was so nervous that she didn't close her eyes all night, worrying that she would not be able to catch up with people due to her poor academic skills and unfamiliar grammar, not to mention that she didn't know anything about that unpopular sport, what should she do when it involved technical terms!
But these story posts unsurprisingly contain a dusty start, a sharply soaring turn, and a life-winner ending.
After meeting, the host was pleasantly surprised to find that the foreign man was super nice and treated her very gently! !
And he looks so tm handsome! !
Because the national popularity of this sport is not high in China, the salary of foreign aid is not outrageous to hundreds of millions, and the team rents him an ordinary apartment dormitory.
The conscientious little translator of the landlord had to take on multiple jobs, and also had to buy daily necessities, and also had to help with takeaway. The natural gas was broken, and the fuse was blown. She had to go out and find maintenance personnel.Walking a foreigner is like walking a large dog. It’s not okay to stay at home all the time. You have to take him out to play outside from time to time, to eat, drink, play and chat with him, which is more than three companions!
After going back and forth like this, she integrated into the life of the foreign aid invisibly.
In fact, after seeing this, Xiao Wang wanted to click the fork to quit, regardless of whether it was a fabrication or reality, the translated story was quite different from her current situation.
Ms. Li doesn't have to rely on her to survive, it's because she is too busy to see others live so perfunctorily and so badly.
However, the post mentioned a detail, which drew Xiao Wang's interest back——
"As the saying goes:
To grasp a person's heart, first of all, to grasp his stomach.
Although this common saying is a bit vulgar, but the landlord has learned from it, the ancients are sincere! !
Take my family as an example, don’t foreigners regard the stinky tofu, drunk crab, preserved eggs, etc. that we eat as dark dishes?
After eating a small piece of preserved egg, he really vomited it out, saying what a stinky thing it is!
I really don't believe in evil, so I tried my best to research a stone pot preserved egg and shrimp slippery dish. Guess what?
We have been married for three years, and he still pesters me every day to ask when I will make it for him, and he never tires of eating it! ! "
Stone pot preserved egg and shrimp slippery?
Wang Yufei's eyes widened at once, and his chaotic brain suddenly became bright as if it had been swept by a windshield wiper.
It's really unheard of to use preserved eggs to catch rich men-in-law...
But foreigners seem to like this!
After careful consideration, Xiao Wang realized that although her starting point was different from that of this little translator, in order to make Li always eat two more mouthfuls of food, she should indeed cook some pleasing dishes, Contains two layers of "newness" and "heart".
Let go of your worries.
After yawning sleepily, Wang Yufei started to do the daily homework.
"10.21 Thursday"
Just started, the writing is so sluggish that Xiao Wang doesn't know what to write, because nothing that happened today can show Mr. Li's love for her. Could it be that her research topic was set at the beginning of the project? wrong?
She may have too much faith in what Miss Li's family said, maybe Mr. Li has no interest in her at all.
Well, no matter what, it's better to record it as it is.Xiao Wang turned to the last page of the book. If it is a negative example, then write it down in reverse.
"Thursday 10.21
President Li pointed out my hair falling on the toilet seat and asked me to clean it up,
I accidentally used her bowl, she said just throw it away,
She made me buy a car vacuum and made fun of my hair loss.
I moved to her house today, she meant to provide me with an efficient working environment.
She seems (?) didn't eat my cooking at night,
Indifference is one aspect, today I also found her a bit poisonous tongue. "
After finishing writing in one go, Xiao Wang himself laughed.
look!It is much easier to write down a person's shortcomings than to discover a person's strengths!
Yesterday she racked her brains to write a three-line short sentence, and today she came up with a six-line long sentence at her fingertips, still omitting a lot of details and feelings.
It's quite interesting to record all the good and bad things about Miss Li.
The night is deep.
The lights of the city gradually faded away, and Wang Yufei fell asleep along with him like a giant beast that was tired and closed its eyes...
......
Once born and twice cooked.
This night, the living room of Li Jue's house has become a familiar place for her.
While Wang Yufei was sleeping soundly, his vitality was accumulating.
The morning light is faint, quietly seeping through the curtains.
Suddenly there was a "buzzing" sound next to her ears, she narrowed her eyes with difficulty, and with her long arms crossed the phone on the coffee table, but found that there was no vibration.
It seems that it is not the alarm clock raised by the mobile phone that is ringing.
Wang Yufei stood up and listened. It seemed that the source of the sound was some distance away from her. Could it be that Mr. Li's alarm clock went off?
The sleepy bugs were running around all over the body, especially the pair of heavy eyelids were the most harmed, so Wang Yufei obeyed the most primitive desire in his heart, and fell on the pillow again.
She rolled the quilt around her body into a ball and covered her head to block out the constant annoying vibration.
Consciousness gradually drifted away, and just a second before she fell asleep, a ghostly female voice hit her ear——
"Is there anyone who doesn't sleep well enough to suffocate themselves to death?"
Li Jue must have such a gloomy tone!
Even in a half-dream and half-awake state, Xiao Wang can quickly tell the difference.
She turned over with a whoosh, and said with her disheveled hair and a pair of bewildered eyes, "There was a sound just now. I wanted to sleep for a while, so I covered myself with a quilt."
"Sorry, I'll pay attention to it later." Li Jue clasped the back of the sofa with both hands, tilted his head slightly, and looked at Wang Yufei with deep and deep eyes, as if the two of them were talking about some important national affairs.
Eh? ?
President Li was apologizing to her just now, right? !
Now, those sleepy bugs greedily eating Xiao Wang's will were all driven away.
Her eyes flickered, showing complete astonishment.
She heard Mr. Li explaining to her like this: "The voice you just said was that I was brushing my teeth with an electric toothbrush. I will wait for you to wake up before washing my teeth."
"Ah, that..."
Wang Yufei followed suit, and just wanted to say "no need", but then she thought, she can't be the only one to accommodate Miss Li unilaterally in everything.
"Ahem, I mean, I didn't expect the sound of an electric toothbrush to be quite loud." With a twist on the tip of his tongue, Xiao Wang cut off his thoughts of making a loss-making business.
Every time someone ceded her an acre of land, she always wanted to give back ten acres.
This is a bad habit, get rid of it!Let's quit from Mr. Li!
"It may be that the toothbrush I use vibrates at a relatively high frequency."
"It's so good..."
"Ok?"
"The higher the frequency, the better the cleaning effect, right? It must be more expensive..."
"The ones in the cheap area only cost more than 100."
"No, no, I am either reluctant to spend money, or I have never thought of buying it!"
Li Jue raised his brows, showing an expression of "I believe you are the only ghost" unabashedly.
ok, ok...
Wang Yufei silently lowered his head.
It must be admitted that she is a bit picky. Although she often sees how useful other people's Amway electric toothbrushes are on the Internet, she always feels that since she has not yet reached the level of daily necessities, she will wait until the day she really sets foot on a well-off life. Put electric toothbrush freedom on the agenda.
After talking with Li Jue, Wang Yufei was completely awake.
She went to the bathroom to tidy up briefly, and went into the kitchen to cook breakfast in her oversized T-shirt, so that it didn't matter if she was splashed with oil or water.
It has to be said that Mr. Li's wealth is hidden in the details.
For example, the prices of the olive oil and rose salt she uses at home are many, many times higher than the basic ones that Xiao Wang usually eats.
She first rinsed the set of special tableware newly removed by President Li last night.
Then I rummaged through the refrigerator and picked eggs, lettuce, tomato and toast slices from the ready-made ingredients.
Having a refreshing sandwich for breakfast, Xiao Wang was not sure whether Li Boss would like it, but she thought it was not bad.
And the production process is not complicated. After frying the eggs, boil the tomatoes until soft, peel them and pour them into the frying pan. With a little oil, mash the tomatoes into a paste, and then add some simple seasonings. This is Xiao Wang's exclusive recipe. The secret recipe of raw tomato sauce.
Spread the ingredients on top of the toast layer by layer, and finally divide it into two at an angle.
You're done!
It is said that cooks smell too much oil and are kept in a hot kitchen to do their homework, so they usually have no appetite when they actually eat.
Xiao Wang was an exception, the aroma of ketchup and fried eggs radiated, seductively making her belly growl.
The tentacles of the large box of milk that had been left aside just now were still a bit cool, Wang Yufei picked it up and shook it, and there was about half a box left.
She tilted her head to see the date of birth.
Huh?
It was already more than ten days ago, and when she looked at the fourteen days written on the shelf life, she counted her fingers and finally came to a terrible conclusion, isn't this just one day past the expiration date!
Fortunately, President Li was not given to drink, Wang Yufei gasped.
There is no other milk at home, so I can't just give Mr. Li to drink water, it's too shabby.
Wang Yufei turned his head quickly, cut the apples that Aunt Wu bought yesterday into small pieces, and squeezed the juice into a cup of thick apple juice.
Waiting for Xiao Wang to present in front of Li Jue a breakfast that he had spent a lot of brain cells and condensed thousands of painstaking efforts.
Li Jue just felt his teeth sore for a while, and there were tomatoes and apples again. Is this combination a continuation of the end-of-summer style?
But anyway, Miss Li just frowned slightly, and didn't say anything chilling.
Pulling back the seat and sitting down, Li Jue leaned on the table with his elbows, held up Xiao Wang's special "Love Sandwich", and took a bite.
In Wang Yufei's opinion, that small bite was worse than a mouse's bite.The mouse even knows that if there is one meal, there may not be another meal, and it is a blessing to be able to eat.
As for our Miss Li, just a small bite of her fingernail can be chewed like an old cow for more than ten seconds, it seems that eating her food is a torture.
"Is it hard to eat?" Wang Yufei asked cautiously.
Although she licked the ketchup on her fingers just now, the taste was okay, but after all, everyone has different tastes.
How do you say that?
My honey, his □□?
Mr. Li's current appearance is indeed not far from swallowing poison...
"No, it's good." Li Jue put down the sandwich and replied calmly.
Xiao Wang: "..."
Miss, let me say you have a poisonous tongue, sometimes you seem to want to comfort people.Although this consolation is not convincing...
Wang Yufei felt that watching Miss Li eating again would be a merciless destruction of the chef's confidence.
So she turned her heels and went to the kitchen to wash and brush.
......
That night, she was so nervous that she didn't close her eyes all night, worrying that she would not be able to catch up with people due to her poor academic skills and unfamiliar grammar, not to mention that she didn't know anything about that unpopular sport, what should she do when it involved technical terms!
But these story posts unsurprisingly contain a dusty start, a sharply soaring turn, and a life-winner ending.
After meeting, the host was pleasantly surprised to find that the foreign man was super nice and treated her very gently! !
And he looks so tm handsome! !
Because the national popularity of this sport is not high in China, the salary of foreign aid is not outrageous to hundreds of millions, and the team rents him an ordinary apartment dormitory.
The conscientious little translator of the landlord had to take on multiple jobs, and also had to buy daily necessities, and also had to help with takeaway. The natural gas was broken, and the fuse was blown. She had to go out and find maintenance personnel.Walking a foreigner is like walking a large dog. It’s not okay to stay at home all the time. You have to take him out to play outside from time to time, to eat, drink, play and chat with him, which is more than three companions!
After going back and forth like this, she integrated into the life of the foreign aid invisibly.
In fact, after seeing this, Xiao Wang wanted to click the fork to quit, regardless of whether it was a fabrication or reality, the translated story was quite different from her current situation.
Ms. Li doesn't have to rely on her to survive, it's because she is too busy to see others live so perfunctorily and so badly.
However, the post mentioned a detail, which drew Xiao Wang's interest back——
"As the saying goes:
To grasp a person's heart, first of all, to grasp his stomach.
Although this common saying is a bit vulgar, but the landlord has learned from it, the ancients are sincere! !
Take my family as an example, don’t foreigners regard the stinky tofu, drunk crab, preserved eggs, etc. that we eat as dark dishes?
After eating a small piece of preserved egg, he really vomited it out, saying what a stinky thing it is!
I really don't believe in evil, so I tried my best to research a stone pot preserved egg and shrimp slippery dish. Guess what?
We have been married for three years, and he still pesters me every day to ask when I will make it for him, and he never tires of eating it! ! "
Stone pot preserved egg and shrimp slippery?
Wang Yufei's eyes widened at once, and his chaotic brain suddenly became bright as if it had been swept by a windshield wiper.
It's really unheard of to use preserved eggs to catch rich men-in-law...
But foreigners seem to like this!
After careful consideration, Xiao Wang realized that although her starting point was different from that of this little translator, in order to make Li always eat two more mouthfuls of food, she should indeed cook some pleasing dishes, Contains two layers of "newness" and "heart".
Let go of your worries.
After yawning sleepily, Wang Yufei started to do the daily homework.
"10.21 Thursday"
Just started, the writing is so sluggish that Xiao Wang doesn't know what to write, because nothing that happened today can show Mr. Li's love for her. Could it be that her research topic was set at the beginning of the project? wrong?
She may have too much faith in what Miss Li's family said, maybe Mr. Li has no interest in her at all.
Well, no matter what, it's better to record it as it is.Xiao Wang turned to the last page of the book. If it is a negative example, then write it down in reverse.
"Thursday 10.21
President Li pointed out my hair falling on the toilet seat and asked me to clean it up,
I accidentally used her bowl, she said just throw it away,
She made me buy a car vacuum and made fun of my hair loss.
I moved to her house today, she meant to provide me with an efficient working environment.
She seems (?) didn't eat my cooking at night,
Indifference is one aspect, today I also found her a bit poisonous tongue. "
After finishing writing in one go, Xiao Wang himself laughed.
look!It is much easier to write down a person's shortcomings than to discover a person's strengths!
Yesterday she racked her brains to write a three-line short sentence, and today she came up with a six-line long sentence at her fingertips, still omitting a lot of details and feelings.
It's quite interesting to record all the good and bad things about Miss Li.
The night is deep.
The lights of the city gradually faded away, and Wang Yufei fell asleep along with him like a giant beast that was tired and closed its eyes...
......
Once born and twice cooked.
This night, the living room of Li Jue's house has become a familiar place for her.
While Wang Yufei was sleeping soundly, his vitality was accumulating.
The morning light is faint, quietly seeping through the curtains.
Suddenly there was a "buzzing" sound next to her ears, she narrowed her eyes with difficulty, and with her long arms crossed the phone on the coffee table, but found that there was no vibration.
It seems that it is not the alarm clock raised by the mobile phone that is ringing.
Wang Yufei stood up and listened. It seemed that the source of the sound was some distance away from her. Could it be that Mr. Li's alarm clock went off?
The sleepy bugs were running around all over the body, especially the pair of heavy eyelids were the most harmed, so Wang Yufei obeyed the most primitive desire in his heart, and fell on the pillow again.
She rolled the quilt around her body into a ball and covered her head to block out the constant annoying vibration.
Consciousness gradually drifted away, and just a second before she fell asleep, a ghostly female voice hit her ear——
"Is there anyone who doesn't sleep well enough to suffocate themselves to death?"
Li Jue must have such a gloomy tone!
Even in a half-dream and half-awake state, Xiao Wang can quickly tell the difference.
She turned over with a whoosh, and said with her disheveled hair and a pair of bewildered eyes, "There was a sound just now. I wanted to sleep for a while, so I covered myself with a quilt."
"Sorry, I'll pay attention to it later." Li Jue clasped the back of the sofa with both hands, tilted his head slightly, and looked at Wang Yufei with deep and deep eyes, as if the two of them were talking about some important national affairs.
Eh? ?
President Li was apologizing to her just now, right? !
Now, those sleepy bugs greedily eating Xiao Wang's will were all driven away.
Her eyes flickered, showing complete astonishment.
She heard Mr. Li explaining to her like this: "The voice you just said was that I was brushing my teeth with an electric toothbrush. I will wait for you to wake up before washing my teeth."
"Ah, that..."
Wang Yufei followed suit, and just wanted to say "no need", but then she thought, she can't be the only one to accommodate Miss Li unilaterally in everything.
"Ahem, I mean, I didn't expect the sound of an electric toothbrush to be quite loud." With a twist on the tip of his tongue, Xiao Wang cut off his thoughts of making a loss-making business.
Every time someone ceded her an acre of land, she always wanted to give back ten acres.
This is a bad habit, get rid of it!Let's quit from Mr. Li!
"It may be that the toothbrush I use vibrates at a relatively high frequency."
"It's so good..."
"Ok?"
"The higher the frequency, the better the cleaning effect, right? It must be more expensive..."
"The ones in the cheap area only cost more than 100."
"No, no, I am either reluctant to spend money, or I have never thought of buying it!"
Li Jue raised his brows, showing an expression of "I believe you are the only ghost" unabashedly.
ok, ok...
Wang Yufei silently lowered his head.
It must be admitted that she is a bit picky. Although she often sees how useful other people's Amway electric toothbrushes are on the Internet, she always feels that since she has not yet reached the level of daily necessities, she will wait until the day she really sets foot on a well-off life. Put electric toothbrush freedom on the agenda.
After talking with Li Jue, Wang Yufei was completely awake.
She went to the bathroom to tidy up briefly, and went into the kitchen to cook breakfast in her oversized T-shirt, so that it didn't matter if she was splashed with oil or water.
It has to be said that Mr. Li's wealth is hidden in the details.
For example, the prices of the olive oil and rose salt she uses at home are many, many times higher than the basic ones that Xiao Wang usually eats.
She first rinsed the set of special tableware newly removed by President Li last night.
Then I rummaged through the refrigerator and picked eggs, lettuce, tomato and toast slices from the ready-made ingredients.
Having a refreshing sandwich for breakfast, Xiao Wang was not sure whether Li Boss would like it, but she thought it was not bad.
And the production process is not complicated. After frying the eggs, boil the tomatoes until soft, peel them and pour them into the frying pan. With a little oil, mash the tomatoes into a paste, and then add some simple seasonings. This is Xiao Wang's exclusive recipe. The secret recipe of raw tomato sauce.
Spread the ingredients on top of the toast layer by layer, and finally divide it into two at an angle.
You're done!
It is said that cooks smell too much oil and are kept in a hot kitchen to do their homework, so they usually have no appetite when they actually eat.
Xiao Wang was an exception, the aroma of ketchup and fried eggs radiated, seductively making her belly growl.
The tentacles of the large box of milk that had been left aside just now were still a bit cool, Wang Yufei picked it up and shook it, and there was about half a box left.
She tilted her head to see the date of birth.
Huh?
It was already more than ten days ago, and when she looked at the fourteen days written on the shelf life, she counted her fingers and finally came to a terrible conclusion, isn't this just one day past the expiration date!
Fortunately, President Li was not given to drink, Wang Yufei gasped.
There is no other milk at home, so I can't just give Mr. Li to drink water, it's too shabby.
Wang Yufei turned his head quickly, cut the apples that Aunt Wu bought yesterday into small pieces, and squeezed the juice into a cup of thick apple juice.
Waiting for Xiao Wang to present in front of Li Jue a breakfast that he had spent a lot of brain cells and condensed thousands of painstaking efforts.
Li Jue just felt his teeth sore for a while, and there were tomatoes and apples again. Is this combination a continuation of the end-of-summer style?
But anyway, Miss Li just frowned slightly, and didn't say anything chilling.
Pulling back the seat and sitting down, Li Jue leaned on the table with his elbows, held up Xiao Wang's special "Love Sandwich", and took a bite.
In Wang Yufei's opinion, that small bite was worse than a mouse's bite.The mouse even knows that if there is one meal, there may not be another meal, and it is a blessing to be able to eat.
As for our Miss Li, just a small bite of her fingernail can be chewed like an old cow for more than ten seconds, it seems that eating her food is a torture.
"Is it hard to eat?" Wang Yufei asked cautiously.
Although she licked the ketchup on her fingers just now, the taste was okay, but after all, everyone has different tastes.
How do you say that?
My honey, his □□?
Mr. Li's current appearance is indeed not far from swallowing poison...
"No, it's good." Li Jue put down the sandwich and replied calmly.
Xiao Wang: "..."
Miss, let me say you have a poisonous tongue, sometimes you seem to want to comfort people.Although this consolation is not convincing...
Wang Yufei felt that watching Miss Li eating again would be a merciless destruction of the chef's confidence.
So she turned her heels and went to the kitchen to wash and brush.
......
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