What to do when dating a gloomy roommate online

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in your life?

Yan Shuiqing's eyes froze on Qi Yuechen's hand on Yu Zhong's shoulder, and his whole body went completely down.

It was the platinum retriever named Liang Cheng who was the first to return to nature, and quickly accepted the reality that the classmates around him were gay and consumed internally, "Oh, oh, what a coincidence," he said while patting his girlfriend on the back, Signal the other party to relax, "Bless you, I'm finally out of the singles. When will we have a meal together to celebrate?"

"Let's talk about it." Qi Yuechen seemed too lazy to explain.

Liang Cheng nodded with a comprehending expression, said "see you at school" and left with his girlfriend who had a strange smile and looked back at every step.

Yu Zhong watched them leave, then looked away, and looked at the phone calmly, "It's still 10 minutes away, let's check out quickly."

He wanted to move forward, but he was held tightly and could only stand still, so he obediently stood there, watching the other person patiently, waiting for Qi Yuechen to let go of his hand.

Qi Yuechen raised his eyebrows, "Aren't you angry? We were misunderstood by them as a couple."

"What's there to be angry about?" Yu Zhong said in a nonchalant tone, "When I was in high school, I was often rumored to be having sex with boys."

As he said that, he showed a relieved expression of "Since you can't resist, then face reality.jpg".

"You have a good relationship with those boys too?"

"It's okay... But there are some people whose names I don't quite remember. It's just some coincidences, such as being called by the teacher to answer questions together, or accidentally wearing the same style of shoes, and everyone booed inexplicably."

After speaking, Yu Zhong glanced at his phone again, and whispered anxiously, "It's 4 minutes to one o'clock!"

Qi Yuechen let him go.

Yu Zhong hurried downstairs, Qi Yuechen put his hands in his trouser pockets, and followed behind him unhurriedly.

After taking back the deposit and ID card, he watched Qi Yuechen tidy up, and carefully told him, "It's best not to put the wallet in your pocket casually, it's easy to lose it."

Qi Yuechen put away his wallet, and said flatly, "Okay, gossip male star."

Yu Zhong opened his mouth, but felt that there was nothing wrong with it, so he didn't bother with the title.

Because they were so hungry, the two chose a Korean restaurant nearby, and each served bibimbap with caviar.

Many shops near the school are opened by graduated seniors, including this Korean restaurant. The price is much cheaper than restaurants in downtown shopping malls, and the portions are plentiful.There were not many people ordering dine-in, so the two were quickly called, Yu Zhong went to get free side dishes, Qi Yuechen brought back their meals, and the two sat face to face.

Seeing that the poached eggs on top of the rice were actually runny, Yu Zhong's eyes lit up, and suppressing the joy in his voice, he glanced at Qi Yuechen's bibimbap and pointed out, "Your poached eggs are not runny."

"Yeah." Qi Yuechen didn't seem to care much.

He mixed the rice with chopsticks and picked up a handful of Yu Zhongtiao's kimchi with a very elegant gesture.

Yu Zhong also silently adjusted his sitting posture, tried to sit upright, and then carefully cut open the Liuxin egg with a spoon.

Lemon-yellow egg liquid slowly flows out along the incision, permeating the crystal-clear and plump white rice, with a faint aroma, just looking at it makes people move their index fingers.

The process is so satisfying.

He smiled and admired silently for a few seconds before he raised his spoon and began to eat.

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It was almost two o'clock when they arrived at the school, the first big class was halfway through, and it was time for recess, so Chen Zhihao helped them bring books.

"Next time I'll just knock on the door when I'm asleep, it's nothing." Chen Zhihao handed them the book, shrugged, and then said half-jokingly, "Call me when you go out, this brother can't do it."

"Thanks," Qi Yuechen raised the book in his hand, and then asked, "Did you bring the key?"

He took the key from Chen Zhihao, then patted Yu Zhong on the shoulder, motioning him to follow him.

The two sat in a row at the back of the classroom.

"I want to go back to the dormitory and change." Yu Zhong lowered his head and stared at the textbook, whispering, "This looks so strange."

Although he was wearing an ordinary T-shirt, his pants were still the pajamas that were cut short.

There are dense bear heads printed on it.

His hands rested slightly awkwardly on his lap.

20 years old, college student, wearing bear pajama bottoms to class.Oh, and slippers.

Is there anything funnier than this?

Although everyone didn't look at him too much when they saw him, Yu Zhong always felt that someone was watching him.

It was like a bug running around on my body, and I was very uncomfortable.

Qi Yuechen sized him up and commented lightly, "It's pretty cute."

Seeing the bell ringing for class, and the teacher started to turn the pages of the PPT, Yu Zhong had no choice but to close his mouth and swallow what he wanted to say.

After 5 minutes, he typed a line on his mobile phone and gently pushed it to his side.

[Let's go back to the dormitory together after class.I change clothes, you take your phone. 】

Qi Yuechen took the phone from him.

The two rubbed their fingertips lightly.

Yu Zhong quickly withdrew his hand.

The phone appeared again in front of his eyes, with one more word added.

【it is good. 】

A feeling of solidity filled his heart, Yu Zhong sat up straight, lifted the cap of his pen and began to listen to the class seriously.

But accidents always come unexpectedly.

Yu Zhong, who rushed out of the classroom immediately after class, was stopped by the teacher, "That classmate, can you show the teacher how to do this?"

It seems that the teacher had some technical operational problems when closing the courseware.

Yu Zhong had no choice but to look at Qi Yuechen for help.

"It's okay." Qi Yuechen seemed to understand his embarrassment, and comforted him, "I'll bring it back for you and go to the bathroom to change."

Yu Zhong walked to the teacher with confidence.

There was a 10-[-]-minute break between the two big classes. After helping the teacher solve the problem, Yu Zhong went to the classroom for the next class according to the schedule. He sat by the window, lying on his stomach rather bored.

His cell phone vibrated, it was a message from Qi Yuechen.

Y: Which one to wear?

Attached is a photo of his wardrobe.

Yu Zhong clicked on the picture and slowly zoomed in, his gaze fixed.

He saw that his underwear was hanging on the shoulders of a row of jackets, which may have been accidentally pulled out of the storage box when he was fetching things.

It's just a coincidence that this pair of underwear has two ears, and the simple and honest piggy on the butt looks wrinkledly at the camera.

Yu Zhong shook his hand, and the picture shrank back, and at the same time, a reminder popped up on WeChat.

【You tapped Y】

Y:?

A big pineapple: the black shorts.

Qi Yuechen didn't return to him, maybe he had already made a choice and left.

Yu Zhong really wanted him to withdraw that picture.After zooming in and looking carefully, it is simply a public execution.

But what if the other party didn't notice at all?

In the end, Yu Zhong had no choice but to delete the picture silently.

Ten minutes later, Qi Yuechen appeared at the door of the classroom and waved to him.

Yu Zhong understood his mouth shape and "come out".

So he trotted out of his seat.

Just when they passed by, the bathroom was empty, so Yu Zhong chose a cubicle at random.Hearing footsteps at the door, Qi Yuechen hesitated for a moment, and also came in.

He turned to look at Qi Yuechen, a little curious, "Did you just drag me to say something?"

Qi Yuechen had a very strange expression on his face.

At this time, the sound of footsteps began to approach, the door of their compartment was pulled, and when they saw someone on the opposite side, they left again.

"Someone..."

"There's still a vacancy over there..."

The conversation faded away.

Yu Zhong opened his eyes wide and his face turned red.

Because it was a girl's voice.

"I just wanted to say," Qi Yuechen bent down and listened, his voice was as soft as a breath, "This is the women's toilet, you went to the wrong place."

Question: What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done in your life?

Answer: Is it okay to change clothes and go to the wrong bathroom, and then get stuck in the women's bathroom with your roommates?

The cleanliness of the cubicle is very good, there is almost no peculiar smell, but the space is too small for two boys.

The light was so bright that Qi Yuechen could even see the fine hairs on Yu Zhong's face when he lowered his head.

Further down, you can vaguely see slender and beautiful legs.

Qi Yuechen's throat felt dry.

He sighed softly, and gestured to Yu Zhong who was still in a daze.

Quick change.

It is inevitable to come into contact with people during activities in such a small cubicle, and Yu Zhong was disturbed because he went to the wrong bathroom, and bumped into Qi Yuechen several times during the period.

sorry.He held Qi Yuechen's arm in shame, raised his head and apologized silently.

Qi Yuechen shook his head and helped him get his clothes, without much expression on his face.

Yu Zhong bent down to put his short legs on his legs, stretched his left leg first, then his right leg.

Qi Yuechen waited for more than ten seconds, and then handed him the shoes.

After Yu Zhong took it, he quickly put it on.

The changed clothes and shoes are put into bags separately, and finally stuffed into the schoolbag together.

The voices outside the door had not dissipated, and the two stood still.

Yu Zhong bowed his head and typed on the phone, and soon Qi Yuechen received a reminder.

A big pineapple: what to do?

A big pineapple: [Maomao crying.gif];

Qi Yuechen raised his eyes and glanced at Yu Zhong.

Yu Zhong was staring at the phone screen with bitterness and hatred on his face, biting his lower lip subconsciously because of anxiety.

Y: Don't be afraid.

Y: They left after class.

Yu Zhong felt a hand gently touch his face, and then his thumb touched the position of his lower lip, and moved down slightly.

He was startled.

The teeth are slowly loosened.

The lower lip was slightly blood-colored, soft as if there was no resistance at all.

The slender fingers grind slowly as if fascinated.

It wasn't until the velvety red appeared that he thought of stopping.

Yu Zhong looked at him blankly, subconsciously licked his dry lips.

At that moment, he noticed that the darkness in Qi Yuechen's eyes was terrifyingly dark.

Only in the next second, Qi Yuechen staggered his gaze.

"Wait a few more minutes."

He heard the other party's hoarse breath.

Yu Zhong didn't dare to move.Intuition told him that this should be done now.

It wasn't until... what seemed like a century passed that the bell rang for class.

The sound of footsteps outside the compartment gradually faded away.

The two waited for more than ten seconds before pushing open the door and coming out.

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The teacher had already started class. The two of them entered the classroom through the back door and took their seats softly. This time, they were in the last row again.

Yu Zhong spread out the book and spent half an hour earnestly posting it. It was only in the last 10 minutes that he plucked up the courage to send a message to Qi Yuechen: I am really sorry today.

He heard Qi Yuechen chuckle.

Y: It doesn't matter.

A big pineapple: there will be no next time!

Y: Well.

Yu Zhong looked at the phone screen, a little frustrated.

He lay down and buried his face, sighing softly.

"What's wrong?" He heard Qi Yuechen ask.

"I want to live on another planet..." It's too embarrassing.

The phone vibrated again.

Yu Zhong raised his head in dismay, and found that he had received a transfer of 10000 yuan.

It was sent by Qi Yuechen.

A big pineapple: ? ?

A big pineapple: Why did you transfer so much money to me?

Y: Go to another planet and take me.Give you the cohabitation fee paid in advance.

Yu Zhong turned his head in surprise, and met Qi Yuechen's smiling eyes, sweeping away the unpredictability of a few minutes ago.

His heart skipped a beat.

Yu Zhong turned his face back again, his movements a little stiff.

A Big Pineapple: No kidding...

A big pineapple: I don't want to take your money randomly.

He clicked decline.

Y: Well.

Y: Then you can accept this sum.

WeChat reminded his friends to transfer 111 yuan to him.

A big pineapple: [Maomaotou doubts.jpg];

Y: Yesterday's room fee and other odds and ends.

oh this.

Yu Zhong reacted.

The author says:

Online Dating Countdown!

The length is too long, and I didn’t write it today (reflection);

The author really wants to publish the article earlier, but he writes until eleven o'clock every day (heartache);

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