Save the tragic villain in progress!
Chapter 135 Chapter broadcast
When Chen Xiao appeared on stage, the program team specially made a stop-motion animation for him, marking his gender and age on the right side of the screen.Immediately after the screen turned, an interview with him in front of the curtain began to be played.
"Do you usually like listening to music?"
"like."
"Then whose song do you like to listen to the most?"
"Jiang Long. Jiang Long's songs are very good. I think he is a very promising artist, and his achievements will be limitless in the future. I will regard him as my lifelong idol and pursuit."
"It seems that you really like Jiang Long. What about Qi Yubai, he should also be your idol, right?"
"He is a relatively good singer, but Jiang Taki is still the best in my heart."
The audience hadn't recovered from Chen Xiao's overly arrogant self-introduction after hearing this, and was shocked to the point of tearing apart by this interview.Everyone in the entertainment industry knows that Qi Yubai and Jiang Long are not on the same page. Are you sure that Chen Xiao's words are not intentional to provoke a fight?
Jiang Long's support team almost died of laughter: [Sisters, Chen Xiao is a friendly army, a friendly army, please don't scold him! 】
Qi Yubai's fans were about to die of anger: [Jimei, it turns out that Chen Xiao is a fan of his opponent, scold him to death! 】
Unexpectedly, this stinky man is not only pretending to be rich, but also a fan of Jiang Taki, he can't bear to be beaten to death!
On Weibo, there is already a netizen Shi Zhu Chen Xiao whose club has closed down. If he is still flaunting his wealth on the show at this time, he will undoubtedly call himself infamy.Qi Yubai's fans had already held their breath and were about to start scolding, but they didn't expect that Chen Xiao would let them break their work in the next second.
Qi Yubai: "I heard you run a club?"
Chen Xiao: "Sorry, it just closed down three days ago."
The audience outside the screen and Qi Yubai were stunned for a moment at the same time: "Closed?"
Chen Xiao was as frank as a piece of hob meat: "Yes, there are still 300 million debts that have not been repaid."
He doesn't seem to have the slightest bit of tweaking or concealment, showing off his wealth is a matter of course, and he is open and aboveboard when he says he is in debt.On the contrary, Zhou Li, the previous guest, became more scheming.
The audience inexplicably had a little bit of affection for him.Of course, just a little bit.
[Although Chen Xiao is bankrupt, he is quite honest and forthright.A man who can lie to his first date will only lie more in the future. 】
[I don't like Zhou Li, he looks dishonest and glib. 】
【Chen Xiao is stronger than the previous four. If you have no money, you will have no money. It doesn’t matter if you say it directly. It’s even more contemptible if you cover it up. 】
[Then how should he repay the debt in the future? 】
Some viewers asked the same question as Qi Yubai.Through the screen, they saw that Chen Xiao thought about it seriously for a long time, and then said that he wanted to be a model.
Qi Yubai likes to criticize as always: "Model? Are you sure you can do it?"
Under normal circumstances, ordinary guests would show embarrassment because they were too embarrassed to reply, but Chen Xiao just went back straight away, and he raised his eyebrows lightly, and his tone was pulled and mad: "Then I can't be a [beep] --】Bar?"
Probably because the word is sensitive, the program team directly synthesized the beep sound in the later stage, making this already sensitive sentence even more intriguing.
The audience has become a girl who understands in seconds.
[Help, it's okay that the program group doesn't have a beep, but when it's paired with a beep, I understand it in seconds! 】
[Sisters, I can read lips, Chen Xiao said he can't be a duck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Laughing to death, what the hell is a duck! 】
In the hahahaha of the barrage, Qi Yubai finally chose Chen Xiao as his date, and reluctantly sent out the invitation card in his hand.The four sets of CP are officially finalized.
Qi Yubai's fans couldn't control their tears anymore, his brother was forced to date his opponent's fans, and he was still a stinking man with a mouth full of drugs, what's the matter QAQ.
When the guests were heading to the bus with their suitcases, the camera sincerely recorded the scene where Jiang Long kicked down Qi Yubai's suitcase, which unsurprisingly sparked a new round of scolding.
【Fuck!Why is Jiang Long so unqualified! 】
[Upstairs, try cursing again, Jiang Long was careless, okay? He didn't kick Qi Yubai's box on purpose! 】
【He obviously did it on purpose. Just because you're blind doesn't mean we're blind! 】
The fan filter is as thick as a wall, and Jiang Taki's fans refused to admit it.When the barrage was raging, Chen Xiao leaned over to help Qi Yubai's suitcase, and ended the scolding with one move.
Qi Yubai happened to see this scene, so the following dialogue occurred.After the show went viral, Qi Yubai's fans often used it as a classic quote to return to Jiang Long.
Qi Yubai's tone was not kind: "I heard that you are Jiang Long's fan?"
Chen Xiao turned his face faster than turning the pages of a book: "Who did you listen to? Don't believe in rumors and don't spread rumors."
Jiang Long's support team: [? ? ? ? ? 】
#Chen Xiao, a man full of lies#
A question mark floated across the barrage, and the onlookers were laughing like crazy when they saw this.Chen Xiao did it on purpose, he slapped him and then gave him a sweet date, which confused Jiang Long's fans.
Chen Xiao and Qi Yubai's relationship with the couple was completely different from that of the other three groups, even carrying suitcases was awkward for a long time.Although the audience didn't understand why Chen Xiao only let Qi Yubai carry two suitcases, it didn't prevent them from watching the excitement.
Especially after getting on the bus, Chen Xiao choked Jiang Long, who had always been sloppy, until he couldn't even speak: "The wall of the mental hospital collapsed and you were released?"
So poisonous, so poisonous.
Now he became a fan of Qi Yubai laughing like crazy, Jiang Long just escaped from the mental hospital, finding faults every day is not counted, and he also likes to wear gaudy clothes.
[Hahahaha I can't stop laughing, I would like to call Chen Xiao the strongest talker king, it's the first time I saw someone who can subdue Qi Yubai and Jiang Long, two poisonous tongue monsters in the entertainment industry at the same time. 】
[Chen Xiao: Anyway, I'm already bankrupt, let's destroy it all. 】
[Damn, he is Qi Yubai's fan, why pretend to be our Bubble Dragon! 】
Bubble Dragon is Jiang Taki's fan nickname.
When the variety show was broadcast, Qi Yubai was also watching the show at home.Holding a chubby little Shiba Inu in his arms, staring at the computer screen with a black face, he was forced to recall the whole process of being beaten to pieces by Chen Xiao again.
It's just social death!
Qi Yubai still gritted his teeth when he thought about it now, how could there be such a person as Chen Xiao in the world.While stroking the dog, he chased down, only to find that he and the photographer even included the part where they fight for the seat, and the scene of himself falling into Chen Xiao's arms was captured perfectly.
"..."
Qi Yubai's movements froze, and he fell into a daze.He didn't notice anything at the time, but now he saw from the camera that when he fell into Chen Xiao's arms, his face was so red that he was about to bleed.
The flash of stupefaction on Chen Xiao's face was also captured by the camera, and he was so frightened that he immediately raised his hand to show his innocence: "You fell over by yourself, it's none of my business."
Chen Xiao was like a frightened bird, his eyes widened.
The barrage was full of wolves howling.
[Aooooooooooooow! !Oh my god, I sat on my lap within a few minutes of meeting! 】
【Brother, get up!Don't sit on this stinky man's lap! 】
[Mom, why does Chen Xiao act like he has never been in a relationship, Qi Yubai was almost scared to death when he was sitting in his arms hahahaha]
[Gentlemen's praise]
Chen Xiao is twitching and venomous in front of the camera, but once he gets "intimate contact" with Qi Yubai, he panics too obviously, and there is an inexplicable contrast.At this time, the audience saw him give up the position to Qi Yubai, and a small group of people had inexplicably felt the CP feeling, but they all buried it in their hearts and dared not say it.
In fact, if you take a closer look, Chen Xiao doesn't seem to be that oily, but rather handsome.When it comes to looks seriously, he and Qi Yubai are definitely the faces of this show.
Qi Yubai buried his face on the table in despair, he didn't dare to look at it anymore, he wished he could find a hole in the ground and get in.The Shiba Inu named Dudu in his arms blew twice, wagged his tail and climbed awkwardly onto the computer desk. His chubby body sat in front of the computer screen and did not move.
It looks a bit like chasing drama.
Qi Yubai patted it on the head: "Stupid dog!"
Dudu let out a dissatisfied cry, then turned his head and ignored Qi Yubai.
At this time, the guests had transferred from the bus to the ship.In the interview, Chen Xiao said that he was a fan of Jiang Long, but through the screen, the audience felt his dislike for Jiang Long's brilliance, and even Qi Yubai did the same, with strange and synchronized expressions.
The two of them stood side by side by the railing, seeing Jiang Long running past, a look of disgust flashed across their faces, then they all put on their sunglasses and turned around.
The program crew took a quick screenshot and made it into an emoticon package: [At this time, you saw a flower peacock passing by, and turned around in disgust. 】
The other three groups are still in the stage of getting acquainted with each other, and they are very polite to each other and get along with each other in a dull manner.The audience had unconsciously focused all their attention on the group of Chen Xiao and Qi Yubai, and couldn't stop laughing. Only Jiang Long's fans swallowed a mouthful of bitter wine expressionlessly, planning to turn around and blow up the clip department.
The sea breeze is soothing.Qi Yubai and Chen Xiao are leaning against the railing quietly, the picture is romantic and warm.The program team even added an extremely soothing BGM to record their conversations with each other.
Qi Yubai: "Are you sure you're not Jiang Long's fan?"
Chen Xiao: "I said that I don't believe in rumors and don't spread rumors, why are you still asking?"
Qi Yubai curled his lips imperceptibly: "Then are you my fan?"
Chen Xiao: "Yes."
Jiang Long's fans pinched themselves and died on the spot.
[I rely on it!This guy is indeed Qi Yubai's fan! 】
Qi Yubai's fans heard the words before they had time to be proud, but they heard Chen Xiao say in a second: "Black fans are also fans."
The style of painting changed too quickly, and the two fans were directly confused: [? ? ? ! 】
#Whose fan is this man#
People who eat melons are not entangled in this issue at all.When they saw the guests arrived on the island and wanted to move their luggage to the villa, they suddenly realized that Chen Xiao's previous actions were too sensible.Everyone else was exhaustingly carrying boxes, but he was the only one who was weightless.
Qi Yubai obviously couldn't carry four boxes by himself, so he said awkwardly: "You...you help me carry one."
Sitting lazily on the suitcase, Chen Xiao casually glanced at him when he heard the words, with a half-smile on his face, and there was something wickedly seductive in the camera: "Please beg me."
Good... good dog!
The audience was shocked, what kind of mudslide is this.Chen Xiao should be the cutest amateur guest since the "takemyhand" program started broadcasting.But... But what's going on when you look closely? ! ! !
[Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, Chen Xiao is such a fucking dog! 】
[No, I actually have an inexplicable cp feeling]
[Help him carry it!Help him carry it! 】
[Please!Beg him! 】
Of course Qi Yubai couldn't beg Chen Xiao, he turned around angrily carrying two suitcases, his face was red with anger, but he was teased back by Chen Xiao's few words.
"If you ask me, I will help you."
Chen Xiao's knuckle-boned hand directly pressed Qi Yubai's box.When he stared at Qi Yubai slightly with ruffian eyes and said these words, there was a deep smile in his eyes that he didn't realize.
They stared at each other in mid-air, silently stalemate for a few seconds.
The camera zoomed in and gave a close-up.The audience clutched their hearts and held their breath subconsciously, and suddenly got the shock of Chen Xiao's appearance at this moment.Sure enough, handsome mixed-race guys are not ugly at all, and Chen Xiao, who has gone oily, is like a walking hormone in the world.
"I told you not to carry so much. If you insist on carrying it, you will suffer now."
This sentence is inexplicably endearing.
Chen Xiao curled his lips, but finally compromised, turned around and walked towards the seaside villa carrying the two heaviest suitcases.And Qi Yubai followed awkwardly, like a doormat.
Netizens who eat melons are instantly excited: [Sisters, I'm here!I'm done! ! 】
[Relying on Chen Xiao, my boyfriend's power is maxed out, that waist, that leg, that muscle... oh, if you don't want it, let me forget it]
【Upstairs you are dreaming!Don't tear down my cp! 】
Qi Yubai's fans covered their ears and shook their heads crazily: 【No, no, no!No date no date!Our brother does not date! 】
Qi Yubai sat at the other end of the screen with black lines all over his head, and once again felt that this show had lost all his face.He listened to the dialogue sound from the variety show, and raised Shiba Inu Dudu to block the screen expressionlessly, trying to escape from reality, but the sound could still be heard.
Qi Yubai was very stubborn: "You went wrong."
Chen Xiao was in need of a beating: "Then why are you following me?"
Qi Yubai choked: "I...my box is still in your hand."
Chen Xiao said in a very bachelor way: "Then I will pay you back."
Qi Yubai: "You are shameless!"
Chen Xiao: "You have four suitcases, you are even more shameless!"
The barrage was full of hahahaha, the audience couldn't laugh anymore, they were looking for heads and hammering the table all over the place, how could this pair of enemies be so interesting.Especially when Chen Xiao fed biscuits to Qi Yubai later, and said seriously that he was feeding pigs, the barrage was already laughing like crazy.
[Feed the pigs?Young man, are you really not afraid of being lonely?Chen Xiao really looks like a straight guy hahahaha]
[Chen Xiao is so smart, he not only knows how to lighten the luggage in advance, but also found a shortcut, awesome! 】
【Qi Yubai has met the biggest nemesis in his life, death. 】
[Hahahaha shameless CP started to chatter, my mother told me to get out and laugh]
Fans of Jiang Long and Qi Yubai were not in the mood to laugh, they were still troubled by the last question——
Who is this shameless man's fan?
Jiang Long's fans saw Qi Yubai's face turned livid by Chen Xiao several times, and wondered if Chen Xiao was really a friendly army sent by them to break into the enemy's interior?However, before the argument was made, Jiang Long, who was dressed in blue and went downstairs after taking a shower, was so angry that he almost died suddenly!
"Are you dissatisfied with this world by dressing up like this?"
Chen Xiao didn't mean the slightest sarcasm when he said this, with a serious expression on his face, the audience could feel through the screen that he was really incomprehensible.But this is more annoying than deliberate ridicule.
Shrimp pork heart!
The audience laughed until they hit the table again, how the hell could Chen Xiao be so funny!
Jiang Long's fans finally understood what was happening, and suddenly realized, they were incoherent in anger, pointed at him tremblingly and said: [Jimeis, Chen Xiao is a black man!He's not Bubble Bobble, he's Bobble Bobble! 】
Fake and shoddy fans for nine yuan and nine free shipping!
#陈晓, a scheming man who walks between two popular streamers and plays with them#
"Do you usually like listening to music?"
"like."
"Then whose song do you like to listen to the most?"
"Jiang Long. Jiang Long's songs are very good. I think he is a very promising artist, and his achievements will be limitless in the future. I will regard him as my lifelong idol and pursuit."
"It seems that you really like Jiang Long. What about Qi Yubai, he should also be your idol, right?"
"He is a relatively good singer, but Jiang Taki is still the best in my heart."
The audience hadn't recovered from Chen Xiao's overly arrogant self-introduction after hearing this, and was shocked to the point of tearing apart by this interview.Everyone in the entertainment industry knows that Qi Yubai and Jiang Long are not on the same page. Are you sure that Chen Xiao's words are not intentional to provoke a fight?
Jiang Long's support team almost died of laughter: [Sisters, Chen Xiao is a friendly army, a friendly army, please don't scold him! 】
Qi Yubai's fans were about to die of anger: [Jimei, it turns out that Chen Xiao is a fan of his opponent, scold him to death! 】
Unexpectedly, this stinky man is not only pretending to be rich, but also a fan of Jiang Taki, he can't bear to be beaten to death!
On Weibo, there is already a netizen Shi Zhu Chen Xiao whose club has closed down. If he is still flaunting his wealth on the show at this time, he will undoubtedly call himself infamy.Qi Yubai's fans had already held their breath and were about to start scolding, but they didn't expect that Chen Xiao would let them break their work in the next second.
Qi Yubai: "I heard you run a club?"
Chen Xiao: "Sorry, it just closed down three days ago."
The audience outside the screen and Qi Yubai were stunned for a moment at the same time: "Closed?"
Chen Xiao was as frank as a piece of hob meat: "Yes, there are still 300 million debts that have not been repaid."
He doesn't seem to have the slightest bit of tweaking or concealment, showing off his wealth is a matter of course, and he is open and aboveboard when he says he is in debt.On the contrary, Zhou Li, the previous guest, became more scheming.
The audience inexplicably had a little bit of affection for him.Of course, just a little bit.
[Although Chen Xiao is bankrupt, he is quite honest and forthright.A man who can lie to his first date will only lie more in the future. 】
[I don't like Zhou Li, he looks dishonest and glib. 】
【Chen Xiao is stronger than the previous four. If you have no money, you will have no money. It doesn’t matter if you say it directly. It’s even more contemptible if you cover it up. 】
[Then how should he repay the debt in the future? 】
Some viewers asked the same question as Qi Yubai.Through the screen, they saw that Chen Xiao thought about it seriously for a long time, and then said that he wanted to be a model.
Qi Yubai likes to criticize as always: "Model? Are you sure you can do it?"
Under normal circumstances, ordinary guests would show embarrassment because they were too embarrassed to reply, but Chen Xiao just went back straight away, and he raised his eyebrows lightly, and his tone was pulled and mad: "Then I can't be a [beep] --】Bar?"
Probably because the word is sensitive, the program team directly synthesized the beep sound in the later stage, making this already sensitive sentence even more intriguing.
The audience has become a girl who understands in seconds.
[Help, it's okay that the program group doesn't have a beep, but when it's paired with a beep, I understand it in seconds! 】
[Sisters, I can read lips, Chen Xiao said he can't be a duck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Laughing to death, what the hell is a duck! 】
In the hahahaha of the barrage, Qi Yubai finally chose Chen Xiao as his date, and reluctantly sent out the invitation card in his hand.The four sets of CP are officially finalized.
Qi Yubai's fans couldn't control their tears anymore, his brother was forced to date his opponent's fans, and he was still a stinking man with a mouth full of drugs, what's the matter QAQ.
When the guests were heading to the bus with their suitcases, the camera sincerely recorded the scene where Jiang Long kicked down Qi Yubai's suitcase, which unsurprisingly sparked a new round of scolding.
【Fuck!Why is Jiang Long so unqualified! 】
[Upstairs, try cursing again, Jiang Long was careless, okay? He didn't kick Qi Yubai's box on purpose! 】
【He obviously did it on purpose. Just because you're blind doesn't mean we're blind! 】
The fan filter is as thick as a wall, and Jiang Taki's fans refused to admit it.When the barrage was raging, Chen Xiao leaned over to help Qi Yubai's suitcase, and ended the scolding with one move.
Qi Yubai happened to see this scene, so the following dialogue occurred.After the show went viral, Qi Yubai's fans often used it as a classic quote to return to Jiang Long.
Qi Yubai's tone was not kind: "I heard that you are Jiang Long's fan?"
Chen Xiao turned his face faster than turning the pages of a book: "Who did you listen to? Don't believe in rumors and don't spread rumors."
Jiang Long's support team: [? ? ? ? ? 】
#Chen Xiao, a man full of lies#
A question mark floated across the barrage, and the onlookers were laughing like crazy when they saw this.Chen Xiao did it on purpose, he slapped him and then gave him a sweet date, which confused Jiang Long's fans.
Chen Xiao and Qi Yubai's relationship with the couple was completely different from that of the other three groups, even carrying suitcases was awkward for a long time.Although the audience didn't understand why Chen Xiao only let Qi Yubai carry two suitcases, it didn't prevent them from watching the excitement.
Especially after getting on the bus, Chen Xiao choked Jiang Long, who had always been sloppy, until he couldn't even speak: "The wall of the mental hospital collapsed and you were released?"
So poisonous, so poisonous.
Now he became a fan of Qi Yubai laughing like crazy, Jiang Long just escaped from the mental hospital, finding faults every day is not counted, and he also likes to wear gaudy clothes.
[Hahahaha I can't stop laughing, I would like to call Chen Xiao the strongest talker king, it's the first time I saw someone who can subdue Qi Yubai and Jiang Long, two poisonous tongue monsters in the entertainment industry at the same time. 】
[Chen Xiao: Anyway, I'm already bankrupt, let's destroy it all. 】
[Damn, he is Qi Yubai's fan, why pretend to be our Bubble Dragon! 】
Bubble Dragon is Jiang Taki's fan nickname.
When the variety show was broadcast, Qi Yubai was also watching the show at home.Holding a chubby little Shiba Inu in his arms, staring at the computer screen with a black face, he was forced to recall the whole process of being beaten to pieces by Chen Xiao again.
It's just social death!
Qi Yubai still gritted his teeth when he thought about it now, how could there be such a person as Chen Xiao in the world.While stroking the dog, he chased down, only to find that he and the photographer even included the part where they fight for the seat, and the scene of himself falling into Chen Xiao's arms was captured perfectly.
"..."
Qi Yubai's movements froze, and he fell into a daze.He didn't notice anything at the time, but now he saw from the camera that when he fell into Chen Xiao's arms, his face was so red that he was about to bleed.
The flash of stupefaction on Chen Xiao's face was also captured by the camera, and he was so frightened that he immediately raised his hand to show his innocence: "You fell over by yourself, it's none of my business."
Chen Xiao was like a frightened bird, his eyes widened.
The barrage was full of wolves howling.
[Aooooooooooooow! !Oh my god, I sat on my lap within a few minutes of meeting! 】
【Brother, get up!Don't sit on this stinky man's lap! 】
[Mom, why does Chen Xiao act like he has never been in a relationship, Qi Yubai was almost scared to death when he was sitting in his arms hahahaha]
[Gentlemen's praise]
Chen Xiao is twitching and venomous in front of the camera, but once he gets "intimate contact" with Qi Yubai, he panics too obviously, and there is an inexplicable contrast.At this time, the audience saw him give up the position to Qi Yubai, and a small group of people had inexplicably felt the CP feeling, but they all buried it in their hearts and dared not say it.
In fact, if you take a closer look, Chen Xiao doesn't seem to be that oily, but rather handsome.When it comes to looks seriously, he and Qi Yubai are definitely the faces of this show.
Qi Yubai buried his face on the table in despair, he didn't dare to look at it anymore, he wished he could find a hole in the ground and get in.The Shiba Inu named Dudu in his arms blew twice, wagged his tail and climbed awkwardly onto the computer desk. His chubby body sat in front of the computer screen and did not move.
It looks a bit like chasing drama.
Qi Yubai patted it on the head: "Stupid dog!"
Dudu let out a dissatisfied cry, then turned his head and ignored Qi Yubai.
At this time, the guests had transferred from the bus to the ship.In the interview, Chen Xiao said that he was a fan of Jiang Long, but through the screen, the audience felt his dislike for Jiang Long's brilliance, and even Qi Yubai did the same, with strange and synchronized expressions.
The two of them stood side by side by the railing, seeing Jiang Long running past, a look of disgust flashed across their faces, then they all put on their sunglasses and turned around.
The program crew took a quick screenshot and made it into an emoticon package: [At this time, you saw a flower peacock passing by, and turned around in disgust. 】
The other three groups are still in the stage of getting acquainted with each other, and they are very polite to each other and get along with each other in a dull manner.The audience had unconsciously focused all their attention on the group of Chen Xiao and Qi Yubai, and couldn't stop laughing. Only Jiang Long's fans swallowed a mouthful of bitter wine expressionlessly, planning to turn around and blow up the clip department.
The sea breeze is soothing.Qi Yubai and Chen Xiao are leaning against the railing quietly, the picture is romantic and warm.The program team even added an extremely soothing BGM to record their conversations with each other.
Qi Yubai: "Are you sure you're not Jiang Long's fan?"
Chen Xiao: "I said that I don't believe in rumors and don't spread rumors, why are you still asking?"
Qi Yubai curled his lips imperceptibly: "Then are you my fan?"
Chen Xiao: "Yes."
Jiang Long's fans pinched themselves and died on the spot.
[I rely on it!This guy is indeed Qi Yubai's fan! 】
Qi Yubai's fans heard the words before they had time to be proud, but they heard Chen Xiao say in a second: "Black fans are also fans."
The style of painting changed too quickly, and the two fans were directly confused: [? ? ? ! 】
#Whose fan is this man#
People who eat melons are not entangled in this issue at all.When they saw the guests arrived on the island and wanted to move their luggage to the villa, they suddenly realized that Chen Xiao's previous actions were too sensible.Everyone else was exhaustingly carrying boxes, but he was the only one who was weightless.
Qi Yubai obviously couldn't carry four boxes by himself, so he said awkwardly: "You...you help me carry one."
Sitting lazily on the suitcase, Chen Xiao casually glanced at him when he heard the words, with a half-smile on his face, and there was something wickedly seductive in the camera: "Please beg me."
Good... good dog!
The audience was shocked, what kind of mudslide is this.Chen Xiao should be the cutest amateur guest since the "takemyhand" program started broadcasting.But... But what's going on when you look closely? ! ! !
[Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, Chen Xiao is such a fucking dog! 】
[No, I actually have an inexplicable cp feeling]
[Help him carry it!Help him carry it! 】
[Please!Beg him! 】
Of course Qi Yubai couldn't beg Chen Xiao, he turned around angrily carrying two suitcases, his face was red with anger, but he was teased back by Chen Xiao's few words.
"If you ask me, I will help you."
Chen Xiao's knuckle-boned hand directly pressed Qi Yubai's box.When he stared at Qi Yubai slightly with ruffian eyes and said these words, there was a deep smile in his eyes that he didn't realize.
They stared at each other in mid-air, silently stalemate for a few seconds.
The camera zoomed in and gave a close-up.The audience clutched their hearts and held their breath subconsciously, and suddenly got the shock of Chen Xiao's appearance at this moment.Sure enough, handsome mixed-race guys are not ugly at all, and Chen Xiao, who has gone oily, is like a walking hormone in the world.
"I told you not to carry so much. If you insist on carrying it, you will suffer now."
This sentence is inexplicably endearing.
Chen Xiao curled his lips, but finally compromised, turned around and walked towards the seaside villa carrying the two heaviest suitcases.And Qi Yubai followed awkwardly, like a doormat.
Netizens who eat melons are instantly excited: [Sisters, I'm here!I'm done! ! 】
[Relying on Chen Xiao, my boyfriend's power is maxed out, that waist, that leg, that muscle... oh, if you don't want it, let me forget it]
【Upstairs you are dreaming!Don't tear down my cp! 】
Qi Yubai's fans covered their ears and shook their heads crazily: 【No, no, no!No date no date!Our brother does not date! 】
Qi Yubai sat at the other end of the screen with black lines all over his head, and once again felt that this show had lost all his face.He listened to the dialogue sound from the variety show, and raised Shiba Inu Dudu to block the screen expressionlessly, trying to escape from reality, but the sound could still be heard.
Qi Yubai was very stubborn: "You went wrong."
Chen Xiao was in need of a beating: "Then why are you following me?"
Qi Yubai choked: "I...my box is still in your hand."
Chen Xiao said in a very bachelor way: "Then I will pay you back."
Qi Yubai: "You are shameless!"
Chen Xiao: "You have four suitcases, you are even more shameless!"
The barrage was full of hahahaha, the audience couldn't laugh anymore, they were looking for heads and hammering the table all over the place, how could this pair of enemies be so interesting.Especially when Chen Xiao fed biscuits to Qi Yubai later, and said seriously that he was feeding pigs, the barrage was already laughing like crazy.
[Feed the pigs?Young man, are you really not afraid of being lonely?Chen Xiao really looks like a straight guy hahahaha]
[Chen Xiao is so smart, he not only knows how to lighten the luggage in advance, but also found a shortcut, awesome! 】
【Qi Yubai has met the biggest nemesis in his life, death. 】
[Hahahaha shameless CP started to chatter, my mother told me to get out and laugh]
Fans of Jiang Long and Qi Yubai were not in the mood to laugh, they were still troubled by the last question——
Who is this shameless man's fan?
Jiang Long's fans saw Qi Yubai's face turned livid by Chen Xiao several times, and wondered if Chen Xiao was really a friendly army sent by them to break into the enemy's interior?However, before the argument was made, Jiang Long, who was dressed in blue and went downstairs after taking a shower, was so angry that he almost died suddenly!
"Are you dissatisfied with this world by dressing up like this?"
Chen Xiao didn't mean the slightest sarcasm when he said this, with a serious expression on his face, the audience could feel through the screen that he was really incomprehensible.But this is more annoying than deliberate ridicule.
Shrimp pork heart!
The audience laughed until they hit the table again, how the hell could Chen Xiao be so funny!
Jiang Long's fans finally understood what was happening, and suddenly realized, they were incoherent in anger, pointed at him tremblingly and said: [Jimeis, Chen Xiao is a black man!He's not Bubble Bobble, he's Bobble Bobble! 】
Fake and shoddy fans for nine yuan and nine free shipping!
#陈晓, a scheming man who walks between two popular streamers and plays with them#
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