The vest can't be broken if you make trouble

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Oda Sakunosuke looked at this big golden retriever dog. Its body was about the size of an adult when it stood upright, and it carried an instrument backpack that he did not recognize.

Regarding Nephthys and Niangniang, Oda Sakunosuke had thought about many endings, such as sending Nephthys and Niangniang back to their own homes after the Yokohama turmoil ended, or they could not find the origin of the two of them through their own channels Place them in other people's homes, or someone will come to the door to take these two well-spoken girls back.

But she never thought that a big talking dog would come to her door, politely trying to kill Nephthys and Empress.

It stands to reason that a talking golden retriever came to the door to talk, which was like a fairy tale, but it was a pity that very few things it said were inappropriate.

[Cut the camera here?What happened ahead, Oda Sakunosuke and the golden retriever dog! 】

[It's so cute, I want to touch it. 】

[Mechanics are a man's romance. 】

[It has a fairy tale atmosphere! 】

Looking at the barrage in front of him, Hoshimiya Mahiro looked up at Alesta who was sitting opposite.

"Abandoned yourself after being exposed?"

I haven't seen a similar barrage before, I'm afraid it was suppressed by Alesta's interference. It stands to reason that everything going on here will be seen by the audience, but judging from the barrage, their perspective is now inserted halfway.

"Since you know it, there is no need to hide it, alas, after all, screen bullets also consume energy." Alesta said.

"Golden Retriever, Kihara Brain Stem? As expected of your number one lackey, I'm afraid the one that appears now is not a real dog, but a vest dragged by the system's projection." After thinking about it for a while, Xinggong Zhenxun said.

"Yes, and it stands to reason that you have the authority to play them. What's the matter, do you want to try the dog's body? I will tie a bow on your ear." Aresta said.

"Forget it, I'm not interested in being anyone or anything other than me. I don't like being a girl or being a dog. It's a pity that you are not under my control now, father, otherwise I will definitely let you go to the street in a bikini Let's go to the sexy dance" Hoshimiya Shinobi raised his eyelids.

At present, Aleister's physical state is nothing more than a vest in his system, but because the founder knows the loopholes in the system, she can get rid of the control of the system and use her personal mental activities to give him freedom. Get into trouble and even create traps.

"Oh? Really? Don't underestimate me. Wearing a bikini and dancing in the street is a reward rather than a punishment for me."

Aresta smiled as she defeated her son who was dozens of years younger by simply relying on no lower limit.

Xinggong Zhenxun: "..."

Damn, what is the lower limit compared to, you seem to be very proud of it? ?

but--

He raised the recording pen in his hand with a blank expression, pressed it, and played Aresta's signature sweet tone.

"Oh? Really? Don't..."

"What, what!! I admit defeat, please don't show it to Lilith!!" Aresta panicked, "Can I kneel down for you? Delete it quickly!"

Sure enough, he treats sons and daughters differently, you bastard!Xinggong really thought about it.

In front of my sister, I definitely pretend to be a reliable adult man!Damn! ! !

"Kill Nephthys and Niangniang, what did they do?" Oda Sakunosuke's first reaction was this.

"They possess too much power, and it is sinful to simply live."

It is a crime to make that world abnormal, because they are too powerful, and as long as they exist, they will cause harm. As demon gods, just an unexecuted idea will lead to a change in the direction of 'fate', and once they want to do it Order anything, and it's a total disaster.

Kihara Naogen couldn't tolerate such an existence that was too powerful and not very gentle to the world.

"Although it may not affect you much, from our point of view, it is a terrible evil." The golden retriever replied calmly.

"If you want to use a metaphor, they can influence the people of the world just by being alive. It is very dangerous to influence the development of the world with their own thoughts, so it is safer to die."

So, are they really gods?Oda Sakunosuke thought to himself.

"So that's the case, then there's nothing you can do about it, Kihara-kun." Oda Sakunosuke glanced at the expected five-second future using Tianyi, then walked out of the house quietly, lit a cigarette, "I'll take you to find them .”

"Thank you, would you like a cigar?" Kihara Naogen pulled out a cigar from behind with a mechanical arm, lit it with the dog's mouth, and then exhaled a puff of smoke.

"I have always only admitted that Cuban cigars are high-end goods. It is really refreshing to leave the children. This is the romance of a man."

[Fix the dog! 】

[The tone is like a big dog at the age of an uncle, don't be a dog. 】

[I want to pet my hair! !So cute, so cute smoking a cigar. 】

[Walking with Oda Sakunosuke is quite harmonious. 】

【It's Kihara, what the hell, didn't you notice it?Oda Saku is talking about Kihara-kun!The dog can also be Kihara! 】

[Fuck Odasaku——don’t—justify it! 】

[But it looks good, not as crazy as the circle. 】

[But this is Kihara! ! 】

This may indeed be a middle-aged male golden retriever commenting on the cigars. Oda Sakunosuke thinks this scene is very strange and can be used as novel material next time-if he can survive.

He did not refuse the cigarette handed over by the other party with the mechanical arm. After changing a cigarette, he did find that the taste was better than his previous one.

"Don't you like children?" Oda Sakunosuke chatted with it.

"It's good in terms of good and evil, but it's evil in terms of personal likes and dislikes. There used to be a child who would ride on me, and then charge with a yell. Although the child is now at the age of junior high school, he still Can't help but tuck her tail between her legs when she sees her."

Kihara Naogen shook his head.

It’s not bad that he frankly admitted his identity as a dog. Oda Sakunosuke felt like this. After all, before the other party mentioned things like tails, he even had the feeling that he was talking to his elderly grandfather. , instead of facing a dog that can speak human language.

"You are very much like a friend of mine." Kihara Naogen said, "It's romantic to adopt so many children, and they all listen to you."

"Although it looks very good, there will always be various problems in raising it. What you see is the scene after we have been running in." Oda Sakunosuke talked about his feelings.

"Your friends also like to adopt children? Some want to know him, and maybe they can exchange some thoughts."

"It can't be said that he is an elementary school teacher and often protects children. As Muhara, he can understand the romance I'm talking about, but I haven't seen him for a long time." Kihara brain stem chatted.

"Because you're busy with work?" Oda Sakunosuke guessed the reason.

"Because he's dead." Kihara Naogen's tone was as calm as ever, "Kaqun-kun's actions are good in terms of good and evil, and good in terms of likes and evils."

It sighed with a dog's mouth: "...I have warned him that he will have a competitive relationship with Mr. Pathology in the field of life, but..."

[New characters, plus group, pathological, seem to be from the Kihara clan. 】

[I have heard these two names in Yuan Zhou's mouth before, so I am sure they belong to the Muyuan clan. 】

【This big golden retriever has things, he can judge other Kiharas, and his tone is like my boss expressing opinions on my graduation thesis. 】

[wwww may be a high-level person, if the circumference is unqualified Kihara, there must be qualified Kihara, excellent Kihara, so the Kihara clan should have a patriarch. 】

【Kihara, who will protect children, am I right? ?At the beginning, the only one had a disagreement and almost killed Xiao Ai... Wait, this is the only teacher, that golden-haired brainstem gentleman! ! 】

[Can teach the only kind of perverted pervert!Oda Sakunosuke SOS! 】

[Kihara who protects children is the funniest thing I've ever heard. I don't know what kind of virtue you Muhara have?You are the only one who appears on stage so far, and you are relatively calm. Which one of the only circles is not a lunatic?Also, she imitates a lot of thinking, chaos, illusion, and pharmacology, there is not a good product, okay! 】

"I'm sorry to tell you this, to disturb you with our family's internal affairs." Brain Stem stopped halfway.

Although Oda Sakunosuke didn't understand who Kaqun-kun and Pathogen-kun were in its words, he could hear the loss hidden in the calm tone of the big dog.

"I can pet your head." Oda Sakunosuke said, "I heard that stroking the ears of dogs will stimulate the production of endorphins and make them feel happy."

"Thank you, but there's no need." Kihara Naogen said, "That's the path Kaqun-kun chose for himself, rather it's an inevitable tragedy that happened to our family."

"Take the liberty to ask." Oda Sakunosuke finally couldn't help it.

"Are all of your clan talking golden retrievers?"

【puff! ! ! 】

【Hahahahaha! 】

【As expected of you, Odasaku. 】

[Of course not! !They are all Kiharas, and it was Yuzuki's younger sister who caused the Yokohama turmoil. 】

"Uh, I don't know why you have such an idea." Kihara said awkwardly, "Although there are artificial intelligence and artificial human Kiharas, they are in the minority just like me. There are still more humans in Kihara."

"I thought you were related by blood." Oda Sakunosuke said.

The two of them walked along the street, the street was empty, there were no fighting or pedestrians, everything was very peaceful.

"Most humans have blood relationship, but as Kihara, blood relationship is not the only criterion for evaluation." Kihara Naogen said.

"'Kihara' is an executor of abnormal science, not simply by kinship but by thought infection."

"Memes?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

As if a gene is the basic unit that carries human genetic material, a meme is the basic unit used to describe the transmission of ideas, it is a kind of culture and a way of thinking.

"That's right, that's the case. The essence of our 'Kihara' is thinking. It has nothing to do with whether it is connected by blood, or whether it is human. As long as it has certain characteristics, it is a Kihara. Currently, there are more than 4000 Kiharas in Academy City." Kihara Nao dry road.

"You are a person from Academy City... a dog." Oda Sakunosuke changed his words in the middle of speaking.

"Yes." Kihara Naogan said, it was a little surprised, "Have those children spread the concept of Academy City everywhere?"

"Then Nephthys and Niangniang are both from Academy City." Oda Sakunosuke said.

[Nefthys?Empress?What a new role this is. 】

[Isn't Nephthys the name of an Egyptian goddess?I searched and found that she is the patron saint of houses and the dead. In terms of authority, she also has fertility. Are there gods in Academy City? ? 】

【According to the previous experiment on the evolution of people with absolute ability, it is said that the power of gods can be achieved with a human body. No way, no way, your academy city is actually man-made gods. 】

[Is this the man-made god experiment body that escaped from Academy City?I have the creeps! 】

[Maybe it's just a test subject with the name of a god... how can a god be so easy to become. 】

The danmaku guessed the wrong direction, but Kihara's brain stem wouldn't explain it too much, it couldn't see the danmaku, and the only ones who could see the danmaku were Mahiro Hoshimiya and Alesta.

"Barely counts." Kihara Naogen replied.

The original world from Academy City can also be regarded as coming from Academy City. The golden retriever is so simplified in his heart that he will not explain anything to the other party. It is difficult to explain clearly. The grievances between magic and science and so on pull other people into it It's too ridiculous.

"I see." Oda Sakunosuke said.

This person chatted with a dog, and gradually walked to the suburbs, a deserted place.

Kihara Naogen looked at this and said.

"They won't be here."

Working with Aleister, Kihara Naogen even knew that Aleister would secretly cry in the cultivation tank, and of course he also knew the characteristics of the Demon God.

Strictly speaking, it and Aleister jointly killed the second demon god. Knowing that demon gods like to have fun, they would never be in the suburbs.

"Yeah." Oda Sakunosuke said calmly, and took out a gun from his pocket.

"Thank you for not doing it there."

[? ? ?I can't read it! 】

[Where is... it can't be his door. 】

[Is Oda Saku planning to protect those two gods?It really is……】

【As if I planned to protect Misaka sister in the middle of the year, I am touched. 】

【So Oda Sakunosuke brought the brainstem here to fight without hurting others, so gentle. 】

"There is nothing to be thankful for, after all, I don't want the children to see bloody scenes."

The old dog spat out the end of the cigar in his mouth.

"I want to ask you one last time, do you really want to protect them? You haven't known each other for long, and the temper of the gods is not easy to get along with. As long as you tell them where they are, you will be spared. Believe me, the torture method of the Kihara clan is you. Absolutely don't want to know."

The golden retriever acts like no one else.

It wants to scare off the opponent with fear.

"The direction of blood flow in the brain, the secretion of chemical substances, the activity of regional electrical signals, sonar, color Doppler ultrasound, hormones, smell... Although the accuracy of each method is not high, a combination of them can also get good results. s answer."

Kihara Naogen said the words as if they were chatting.

"That depends on you being able to defeat me first." Oda Sakunosuke said.

【So familiar, Zhou Zhou also said similar things】

【As expected of Kihara, it’s all the same. 】

[A family that masters and uses science. 】

[Brainstem and Oda Sakunosuke fight, who wins? 】

[I don’t know, Oda Sakunosuke is flawless enough to predict the future, but the other party is Kihara. 】

[And it's still a high-ranking Kihara. 】

【But it's just a dog, and it doesn't look like it's carrying any other weapons...】

"That's it, then there's nothing I can do. It's a pleasure chatting with you. I don't really want to fight you, but I also want to fulfill his orders." Kihara Naogen said.

"It's evil in terms of good and evil, and I don't like it very much in terms of personal likes and dislikes."

Seeing Oda Sakuyuki's assistant running towards it with a gun butt, Kihara Naogen murmured to himself.

"With the handle of the gun, just trying to stun me?"

Facing the human who was once a killer, the old dog used the mechanical arm to light a cigar for himself again, letting white smoke come out of its nose.

"Although it's a bit unfair, this world is like this—do you know about magic powered armor (AAA)?"

There was a sound of metal crashing.

Something unfolded from behind it, and countless metal cabins pierced towards the ground continuously, and then unfolded one after another like unfolding blueprints, revealing various weapons, ammunition, and armor inside.

They surrounded the golden retriever inside and formed a whole with it. The sound of a hair dryer sounded. These weapons, which can instill the concept of "cruelty" into the human brain just by looking at them, were suspended a few centimeters above the ground.

Rather than a dog equipped with many weapons, the term "weapon fortress" would be more appropriate.

Guns, cannons, swords, spears, lasers, flamethrowers, liquid nitrogen suspensions, polymer vibration radio wave irradiators, plasma cannons...

"In addition to explosion, fit is also a man's romance."

Kihara Naogen spit out a smoke ring.

[Mom, look!This dog is driving a Gundam! ! 】

[Academy City's mobile weapon fortress is really cool. 】

[Fuck... You dog is worthy of my respect, you are a Kihara dog. 】

【...I'm starting to worry about Oda Sakunosuke. 】

[Seamless, quickly play your role (screaming)

[Such a handsome handsome dog, I've become a fan. 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! 】

Oda Sakunosuke didn't speak. As early as the beginning, he 'saw' the weapon carried by the golden retriever.

But he still didn't back down, and he didn't intend to tell Kihara Naogen the whereabouts of the two 'gods'.

Alone, against a dog and its weapon fortress.

The next second, the battle began.

"..."

"..."

Xinggong Zhenxun: "Your dog is really loyal."

Alesta smiled and said, "Yes, he will execute as long as it is my order, because he is Kihara."

"Even if I ask him to perform a mission that must kill him, he will gladly go there for the firm but gentle world we expect."

"This tone seems like you have already asked him to perform a round... No, according to your scorn, it must have happened." Xinggong Zhenxun complained.

"We're not hostile now, are we, Lola?" Aresta yelled a thousand times, and Hoshimiya Mahiro got goosebumps all over her body.

"Although I did use you as bait, didn't you also get hurt?"

"I want to be grateful to you?" Xinggong Zhenxun raised his eyebrows.

"It doesn't mean that." Alesta pretended to be angry, "I won't hurt you, Lola."

"It's best not to believe what you, a rotten person," said Xinggong Zhenxun.

"It makes father sad, but don't you care about winning or losing between them?" Aresta asked.

"Well, anyway, your goal is not who wins the battle between them, but the battle with Oda Sakunosuke so that the demon gods can stand up." Of course Hoshimiya Mahiro can see the truth.

"He's not a puppy. In fact, in terms of combat power, Brain Gan-kun is the strongest of the Kihara clan." Aresta took a pock and imitated a cigar.

"I already know your purpose, and I'm very upset." Xinggong Zhenxun stated this fact.

Aresta looked at him suspiciously.

"Therefore, I'm going to make trouble. After all, challenging father's authority is only for adolescents, father." Xinggong really laughed.

Aresta: "??!"

On the other side, in the hail of bullets.

Oda Sakunosuke used his 'seamless' supernatural ability to avoid the various attacks Kihara's brainstem sent towards him. He could tell that the opponent had no intention of killing him, and was seeking to capture him alive.

Therefore, not all the artillery fire, but a premeditated area shooting aimed at his limbs, Oda Sakunosuke relied on his predicted supernatural ability to survive in the flames of war, otherwise if the opponent fired a round of salvos, he would not be able to Survive bullets.

But he gradually felt tired.

Kihara Brain Stem is modeling his behavior pattern, and by analyzing the actions of Oda Sakunosuke, he establishes a character action model, which is used to predict what he will do in the next second, so as to capture him alive.

So what if the opponent has the ability to predict the future?But it's just five seconds, so why not take these five seconds into consideration?

Kihara Naogen is fearless.

However, at this moment, a figure with pink twintails suddenly descended from the sky and appeared on the battlefield.

"It's really chaotic here—don't move, discipline committee member!"

The crisp girl's voice resounded on the battlefield intertwined with artillery fire.

at the same time--

"Hey, Odasaku, are you still alive?"

Another magnetic male voice asked.

In the next second, the scarlet gravity descended, crushing all weapons.