My third year of marriage with Tsunayoshi-kun

"Atsushi, the person we are going to meet today is a big shot. Be careful with your speech and behavior." Kunikida Doppo earnestly urged Nakajima Atsushi, who has just joined the armed detective agency, for the third time.

Atsushi Nakajima trembled, straightened his back like a piece of wood, his words and deeds were as stiff as a robot, he answered nervously and loudly.

"Yes!"

"Kunikida, Kunikida-kun. You have emphasized for the third time that Atsushi will be scared to death by you. Maybe he will make a big fool of himself because of being too nervous. Don't put so much pressure on Atsushi." Osamu Dazai said lazily , "Isn't it just to meet customers, it's not a once or twice thing, just relax."

"This is not an ordinary client meeting. Letting the four of us come out together is enough to prove how much the president values ​​this matter." Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses.

Dazai Osamu, Kunikida Doppo, Oda Sakunosuke, Nakajima Atsushi.

There are four people in total, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they have dispatched an all-star team from the Armed Detective Agency.

Kunikida Doppo took a deep breath, he took out his notebook and quickly flipped through it: "But, Dazai, you are right. I put too much pressure on Atsushi, Atsushi, don't make a fool of yourself because of too much pressure."

Sakunosuke Oda walked at the back of the line and reminded: "Kunikida, your notebook is upside down."

"Oh, thank you for reminding me." Kunikida Doppo straightened his notebook.

"……Hey."

"What are you moaning about again? You are not allowed to skip work today. Dazai, cheer up——what do you look like sluggishly now, with absolutely no manners at all."

Osamu Dazai responded perfunctorily: "Yes, yes... I know, I won't run away. There is no way, I told me about the task when I woke up today, and then I can't get motivated."

"Too-zai!"

Osamu Dazai turned a deaf ear and maintained a lazy look.

The four arrived at their destination, and the place they agreed upon was a private coffee shop.Before going in, Kunikida Doppo tidied up his appearance.

Deportment is OK.

The information has been investigated long before accepting the task.

Although Osamu Dazai still looks lazy and unable to cheer up... But it doesn't matter, it's easier to expect Osamu Dazai to work seriously one day, I'm afraid it's easier to expect the sky to fall.

Kunikida Doppo opened the door and went in after he was sure he couldn't find any mistakes.

There were already people waiting in the agreed place.It was a beautiful woman, inattentive, seemingly unaware that she had an important task on her shoulders, she was still playing with her mobile phone, as if she was chatting with someone in the chat room.

It was too early too.

Actually let customers wait for them first...

Kunikida Doppo took a breath nervously, already simulating various greetings in his mind.

then.

A person who was talking without motivation strode forward like an arrow and charged forward.

"!!!"

"Wait a minute - Dazai!"

Kunikida Doppo was terrified, his pupils trembled, and his soul was trembling!

Ruined!

Forgot to vaccinate with Osamu Dazai in advance.

Kunikida Doppo's mind had already simulated in advance what Osamu Dazai would do next.

First of all, like a contrived playboy, he started to strike up a conversation with sweet words, and then when the woman slowly let go of her heart, Osamu Dazai showed a serious and charming smile, and said a word of lore.

"Beautiful lady, do you want to die with me?"

This is no ordinary person!

Maybe it will be regarded as a provocation by default—the armed detective agency is facing an unprecedented crisis!If she got angry, she would simply withdraw the name of the official organization, and he would have no face to go back to face the president.

Kunikida Doppo weakly stretched out his hand to grab Dazai Osamu's clothes as if he had been drained dry.

But it was too late.

Osamu Dazai had already rushed in front of her.

Kunikida Doppo tried to stop him: "Wait a minute, Dazai, don't be rude!"

The young rookie who just joined the Armed Detective Agency has a sky-falling expression on his face, as if he has already seen the future where he will be expelled from the Armed Detective Agency by the president.

Osamu Dazai didn't do what he imagined, instead he opened his mouth as if he met a friend who was better than himself in the class reunion.

"—You are really the one who climbed to the position of Chief of the Supernatural Secret Service. Did you use some unknown method to successfully climb up after four years?"

Kuriyama Hanano saw Osamu Dazai rushing over, gracefully took a sip of the hot cocoa in front of him, then raised his chin triumphantly.

"Hmph, what do you think! Of course, some ulterior means were used—so what if I say that, in short, I am the section chief now, so what. Next, I will climb to a higher position , you will be a little detective for me in the detective agency for the rest of your life, sooner or later you will have to bow down and salute when you see me."

"You have a beautiful idea. Is it a dizzy dream that you accidentally drank too much at night?"

She ignored Osamu Dazai's attack, and smiled contemptuously: "This is the truth, Dazai. You little detective dares to yell in front of me, be careful, I'll turn around and sell you out."

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes. He opened the chair and sat in front of Kuriyama Hanano, opened the menu and browsed casually: "Waiter, order a cup of cappuccino. I want this, this, this - when the time comes, this lady Pay. Remember."

Kuriyama Hana said that she didn't take it seriously, and she didn't care about Dazai Osamu's rude behavior. Compared with a little bit of money, saying something made her more angry.

"Obviously they asked for my side, but they didn't even tell me, just patted their ass and ran away! You are definitely at the top of the Yokohama scumbag list."

"Oh, thank you for the compliment." Osamu Dazai said shamelessly, "Why don't I save it for you as a coolie—I don't want it! I'm so handsome and resourceful, I should be under the brilliant sky, not in the black heart company Tortured there."

"?" Kuriyama Hua said in shock: "Rolling, how can you say that work is torture. I hope you can learn from Senior Anwu and know what a qualified social animal is."

Osamu Dazai was full of resistance, as if he had been punched hard in the face. "...Only this one I don't want."

Obviously she was the one who mentioned Senior Anwu first, after a short thought, she seemed to be suddenly disgusted, her expression was ashen.The two skipped the topic at the same time.

Something unexpected happened.

The woman who thought she would be offended, said triumphantly in a competitive attitude, she raised her jaw slightly, even in front of Osamu Dazai who was taller than her, she looked imposing and not a head short .

"Call me Kuriyama-sama, and give me some respect, you little detective."

"Woo--wow." Osamu Dazai turned pale with shock, and in an instant, he became more dramatic, perfectly playing the role of a little girl oppressed by society. Suddenly said: "I don't want it."

Kuriyama Hanana indifferently stretched out her hand and pinched Osamu Dazai's arm, and we will talk about pinching the bandages all over his hand in the end.

"This... let's not talk about the amount of information exposed..." Kunikida Doppo turned pale, and pointed at Hanakon Kuriyama and Osamu Dazai with his finger: "You two know each other?"

Atsushi Nakajima looked straight at Osamu Dazai, wishing Osamu Dazai would nod immediately.

Osamu Dazai and Hanako Kuriyama looked at each other.

It's just that Dazai Osamu couldn't open his eyes with a smile, and Kuriyama Hanana asked for an answer in confusion.

Kuriyama Hana said strangely: "Didn't you tell them?"

"No, I just wanted to see the shocked expressions of Atsushi and Kunikida, isn't it interesting? I was awakened by Kunikida early this morning, and my body and mind have been extremely healed." Osamu Dazai wrote all over his face Joyful, "However, as usual, Oda Saku didn't have any special reaction, it's a pity."

Oda Sakunosuke said cooperatively, "Do I need to respond?"

"Like Atsushi's stunned look...? But it's not funny to act deliberately, and it's enough for Oda Sakunosuke to maintain the original look."

Kuriyama Hana said speechlessly, "... who is this?"

Osamu Dazai immediately retorted: "Only you are not qualified to say."

"introduce."

Osamu Dazai and Hana Kuriyama said in unison.

"This is a good friend I have known for many years, Kuriyama Hanawa."

"This is my best friend."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

He maintained a fake smile on the surface, and looked at Kuriyama Hanawa slowly.

The corners of Kuriyama Hanana's lips curled up, as if she didn't feel any cold and biting killing intent.

"... Girlfriend, best friend? Mr. Dazai?"

Atsushi Nakajima couldn't hold back the desire to complain, and repeated a certain word again.

At this moment, Atsushi Nakajima still remembers Kunikida Doppo's thousand words, "Don't be rude" and "You are a big man". Out of these two hints, Atsushi Nakajima instinctively followed Kuriyama Hanana's words: "It seems, quite appropriate...?"

Kuriyama Hanaya didn't expect that she would be able to find someone to speak for her in the Armed Detective Agency. She froze for a moment, then squinted her eyes and laughed loudly: "Yes, yes, this is my good girlfriend."

"...Although I have already guessed that I am not a good image in your heart, I never thought that I would be a best friend—huayan!"

Dazai said sadly.

"Your way of thinking is so much like the female classmate I met in high school, I'm sorry to put you in this position without authorization." Kuriyama Huayan is a beautiful woman, she lowered her head slightly, with pink eyes She was so pitiful, as if she was about to cry at any moment: "I'm sorry, I never told you the truth. Can't I? If not, I can change it."

"Dazai." Kunikida Doppo retreated steadily in front of Kuriyama Hanana's non-existent tears. He hinted that Dazai Osamu should not be too fussy, "It's not okay to make a woman cry."

"She didn't cry—!"

Nakajima Atsushi glanced at Kuriyama Hanano subconsciously, and saw that Kuriyama Hanano was already wiping tears with his fingers. Because he was a newcomer, he didn't speak immediately, but his eyes were full of disapproval.

"...Oda Saku." Osamu Dazai wanted to seek justice from his good friend.

Oda Sakunosuke had already thoughtfully asked the waiter for tissues, but when he heard Dazai Osamu's shout, he was still in a state of confusion, and asked blankly, "What's wrong?"

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Osamu Dazai lost, because of his bad deeds in the past.

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I made a face at Osamu Dazai where no one else could see.

In fact, the biggest reason why I will directly present the identity of best friend is that Osamu Dazai's personality has changed.

He is no longer a member of the Port Mafia and has moved on to the good side.Compared with before, I don't know how much better my temper is.

As a friend, I am happy from the bottom of my heart.As a former enemy, I'm going to beat the gongs and drums.

As a bad friend——

How could I, a person who pushes forward, let go of Osamu Dazai who now has a weakness.

Osamu Dazai grumbled unwillingly: "This guy's personality is obviously as bad as mine, can't you see it at all?!"

Even though I have explained the fact that I was just playing around with Osamu Dazai at this moment, Kunikida Doppo and Nakajima Atsushi looked at my innocent expression after a moment of hesitation and shook their heads in unison.

Osamu Dazai: "..."

I blinked and asked in a low voice, "Wolf is coming?"

In the end, Osamu Dazai ordered a lot of things in the shop angrily, and he called it my account.

I thought in amazement.

Wow?

Is this guy's character so good now?I was ready to be retaliated, and this is the result!