My third year of marriage with Tsunayoshi-kun

His name is Saiki Kusuo.

About three months ago, a couple moved next to his house. The seemingly loving couple had a very dangerous identity.The following is abbreviated, everyone knows what happened after that, so I won’t go into details.

He calmed down and watched the couple all the time, as if his own parents had the same idiot love brain way of getting along, Saiki Kusuo sighed from the bottom of his heart, will people become idiots after marriage.

And under such a peaceful sea surface, there are terrifying turbulent waves hidden, ready to erupt head-on at any time.

If this world is compared to the legend of the brave, it probably means that there is a huge obstacle in front of the happy life of the brave and the heroine, and that is why the whole story is spectacular and thrilling.If Sawada Tsunayoshi is compared to a brave man, then his opponent is the Demon King, the so-called villain.

There is a powerful demon king in this world, as if he was making a nasty joke. The brave opponent who is steadily upgrading in this world is a demon king who has a full level at the beginning and has countless memories and knowledge in parallel worlds. The abyss-level dung operations are the same, and it is impossible to advance to the HE ending according to the normal game clearance.

In such a difficult situation, Mr. Brave magically connected all the miraculous points together through fine information, connections, and courage, and created a plan of hope.The growth points have not been scattered yet, and I summoned me ten years ago to fight.It can be called the operation of exploiting game operating bugs, which makes people applaud.

However, under such a background.The brave man's seemingly ordinary wife, the heroine has become an uncertain factor.

If the devil is a character who cheats, and the hero is an operation by players to exploit game loopholes, then the heroine is one of the programmers with the attribute of prohibiting code operation.

She loves her husband deeply, but she has a rough guess about his true identity but is not sure.

Three hours after the death of Sawada Tsunayoshi, Kuriyama Hanano received the news of the death of Boss Vongola.She didn't know anything and was still busy with work.

Until one day, the video of Mirufiore shooting and killing the Boss Pongola was circulated in the hands of the major mafia. Kuriyama Hanano, who was always paying attention to the battlefield intelligence, saw her husband's death scene.

... What happened next was simply unbearable.

She actually started planning to get rid of Bai Lan, and there was no movement on the surface, but she secretly hooked up with the mouse of the dead house.Several times, he almost killed Bailan with the help of a third party. In the end, with the rapid development of supernatural powers, he converted the 80% proper synchronization rate that he had been controlling to 30%, and threw away the few boxes he held in his hands. into the space.

...the box weapon disappeared.

...At the same time, the world was destroyed.

Bai Lan also has a group of troublemakers who are very interested in the destruction of the world, and the final result is self-evident.

The heroine personally promoted the ending of GameOver.

Although the result was not caused by Kuriyama Huayan alone.

However... anyway.

What a bad script.

After waking up, Saiki Kusuo fell into deep contemplation, and he stared at the ceiling with empty eyes.

Is it because the coffee jelly disappeared from the world yesterday afternoon, and I have nightmares when I go to sleep?

After several days of clairvoyance investigation, I watched the two people separated by more than half the ocean, while still caring about each other, they pushed forward the plan with a firm heart.

…… According to the development of this plot, it seems that it is really possible to evolve into a plot in a dream.

People with super powers don't dream casually, although they really don't want to admit it, this is probably a precognitive dream.

Saiki Kusuo choked a little.

but.

Saiki Kusuo didn't want to get involved in the fight against the Great Demon King. The plan of Sawada Tsunayoshi and Irie Shoichi has been done very well. It is true that he summoned Sawada Tsunayoshi, who had the Vongola Ring ten years ago, to come to fight. There is hope to defeat Bailan.

That is to say, when someone was standing in front of Saiki Kusuo, he did not intend to face Bai Lan face to face at all.

Bai Lan has the ability to peek into parallel worlds. Once he is exposed, he in each world will be exposed under Bai Lan's eyes. Regarding this matter, Saiki Kusuo still respects his insensitivity.

The biggest problem now is the unstable factor of Kuriyama Huayan, why not simply manipulate the information and hide her until the end?

... However, Tsunayoshi Sawada's plan may not be successful. It is still unknown whether Tsunayoshi Sawada could defeat Bai Lan ten years ago.

Or to be more direct, expose the plan of Sawada Tsunayoshi to Kuriyama Hanano, and then hope that she will be safe and calm-I think it is clear that Kuriyama Hanano will not allow Sawada Tsunayoshi to be pointed at by a gun, and the plan of the fake death bomb itself There are certain risks.

Looking for someone to replace Tsunayoshi Sawada?Let alone whether it will be exposed, who can resist the sticky emotion between this couple.

Saiki Kusuo made a series of speculations and finally made a decision.

This world is already fragile enough, there is no need to add another candidate for world destruction.

-

Time went back to nine hours ago.

After a series of deliberations, Saiki Kusuo determined that this was an action that could not fail, and there was only one chance.

He removed one of the suppressors before setting off, tucking something easily under his arm.Saiki Kusuo saw the right moment with clairvoyance, used invisibility, teleportation and arrived at the destination ahead of time, and went to the monitoring room in advance to make all the camera records fail in advance.

After waiting for about 10 minutes, the two who had been talking downstairs transferred to the elevator and arrived at Bailan's office floor.

When Tsunayoshi Sawada took the first step into the room, he felt an unusual aura, and almost precisely stopped at the place where Kusuo Saiki was.

Saiki Kusuo remained expressionless and did not move.

It's an annoying intuition to notice the anomaly even though he has already hidden his aura.

Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't see anyone there, so he looked away.

【I just felt like someone was...】

[No matter what kind of tricks Bai Lan plays, I must follow the original plan and not show any flaws. 】

Sawada Tsunayoshi's attire was quite different from usual. He wore a black suit with a cloak on top, and his imposing manner was shocking.

The white-haired young man who took the lead in stepping into the territory of his room eagerly waited for Sawada Tsunayoshi to come, as if he was waiting for a rabbit, full of confidence.

"Ah, Mr. Gang Ji is so courageous. Just the fact that he took the initiative to go to the enemy's base camp has to make me admire." When Bai Lan spoke, it was as sticky as if he had eaten candy. He closed his eyes and said words of admiration.

Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes darkened, "Bai Lan, what is the purpose of inviting me here?"

Bai Lanyan smiled and said, "Huh? Isn't that obvious? Because I want to entertain Mr. Gangji. I've always wanted to meet Mr. Gangji. Both your courage and courage are beyond my imagination."

"The way you entertain people is also quite special."

Their words continued, from praise to yin and yang, and then to Mirufiore threatening relatives of Pengele in his hands, the negotiation obviously broke down. Thought about the possibility of negotiating.

Sawada Tsunayoshi pursed his lips, and dealt with Bai Lan indifferently.

Saiki Kusuo didn't get too close to them. On the one hand, he was not interested in the hypocrisy between the two family leaders.On the other hand, Bailan and Sawada Tsunayoshi, these two people can be said to be among the top powerhouses in the world. Even if they don't sense the breath, a series of factors such as instinct and intuition will make them unnecessary vigilance.

"If the person who owns 73 rings in this world is a player, then Gang Ji-jun, who took the lead in destroying Pengo Lie's ring, has lost the qualification to participate in the game." Bai Lan bent his lips with a smile, and opened his purple eyes. There seemed to be a sharp light flashing in the eyes: "You can already exit this board game."

Bai Lan took out a gun from his pocket.

Sawada Tsunayoshi stood up vigilantly, he clenched his fists...and nothing happened.

"It's useless. I set up a barrier in this room in advance. As long as you are in this room, neither you nor I can use the flame of death. This is a method that [I] specially researched, although There are too many restrictions to be widely used. In this closed room, no matter how powerful Tsunayoshi-kun is, it is impossible to escape with bare hands, right?"

Bai Lan pointed her gun between the eyebrows of Sawada Tsunayoshi, "Goodbye, Tsunayoshi-kun."

Sawada Tsunayoshi only made basic dodging movements, and it was impossible to avoid the gunshots at such a close distance.

How could it be possible to let you say goodbye like this.

I've been waiting for this moment.

There must be no mistakes in all the next actions, once a mistake is made, it will be exposed.

What Saiki Kusuo held in his hand was a life-sized bear doll... Well, originally it was.

At this moment, when he lifted the cloth and took a closer look, it was Sawada Tsunayoshi.

Saiki Kusuo took the lead in using hypnotic ability to make the world mistakenly believe that this life-sized bear is Tsunayoshi Sawada. Now, no matter who sees this bear doll, they will think it is Tsunayoshi Sawada himself. state, a bear doll is more than enough instead.

Saiki Kusuo's speed is faster than anyone else. After liberating one of the suppressors, his speed reached an astonishing Mach [-], which belongs to the point where humans can't even see his afterimage.

He first placed the bear doll in the original position of Sawada Tsunayoshi with one hand. After touching Sawada Tsunayoshi, the transparency of his body was forced to be released, but it didn't matter - teleported, and returned to Sawada Tsunayoshi's home.

The whole process didn't even take a second.

OK, perfect.

Now I went back to look at Bai Lan with my clairvoyance, and Bai Lan didn't find anything unusual.

well.

He is not willing to expose in front of the Lord Demon King who is cheating.

Saiki Kusuo put down Sawada Tsunayoshi, Sawada Tsunayoshi was stunned, he subconsciously looked at the familiar environment around him, and then hesitantly looked at Saiki Kusuo.

"...Kusuo? What's going on?"

No one could help but stop thinking. One second, he was ready to die, but the next second, the style of painting suddenly changed, and the colors and room layout changed around him.

Saiki Kusuo explained everything succinctly, speaking so fast that Sawada Tsunayoshi was taken aback for a while.

If so, as expected of a man who has been a godfather, Tsunayoshi Sawada, after a short period of vigilance and hesitation, his brain worked quickly, and he understood the current situation in an instant.

In the end, he frowned slightly embarrassed, and said apologetically, "Thank you for lending a helping hand, but I need to go back."

[Don't worry about the fake death plan, the bear doll disguised your appearance and became a corpse instead of you, and don't worry about Bailan, he didn't find out, and neither will anyone else, stay at home to hide your identity in the next few days, don't go out casually, Just wait for your program to end. 】

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

The words from Saiki Kusuo's mouth are too absurd, but the ability to teleport is beyond doubt.

He circled around, and finally determined that this dusty house was his home.

Saiki Kusuo organized his language, thinking that he should not get involved in the story between their husband and wife, it would be troublesome.

[Miss Sawada is not away from home during this time, she is safe. 】

Regarding Saiki Kusuo's words, Sawada Tsunayoshi was surprisingly calm. When it came to the location of Kuriyama Hanogen, he actually said affirmative words directly: "Let's leave home and go to work."

【? ! 】

Did you know?

Sawada Tsunayoshi knew a long time ago that Kuriyama Hanogen's job did not resign as she said. After all, no one would stay in the study room and type on the computer every day.From time to time, I will stay up late, once or twice is fine, if it is like this for a long time, it is not difficult to associate Kuriyama Hanano with the stressful job before.

He was vaguely aware of Kuriyama's flower talk.

Probably, maybe.

The job I do is not an ordinary white-collar worker, and regular companies will not allow employees to work at home for a long time for a week.It's another matter for freelancers, but if it's a freelance job, there's no need to hide him from Kuriyama Hanawa.

The clues that Sawada Tsunayoshi knows are limited to this, and Kuriyama Hanayan's attitude is quite cautious, rarely revealing too much information in daily relationships.

Saiki Kusuo looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi with indescribable eyes.

As a result, your husband and wife have already guessed that the other party is not as simple as the surface, and you still act like you don't know anything.

The way you two get along is really getting weirder and weirder.

Time was running out, Saiki Kusuo didn't pursue it any further, he said.

[The fate line of this world has changed, if you die, maybe the world will really be destroyed. 】

[In another sense. 】

Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't know, so: "?"

[In short, cherish your own life. 】

【as well as……】

Saiki Kusuo pointed to the back of Sawada Tsunayoshi.

[There is a mouse behind, it is about to climb onto your lap. 】

"How could there be mice in my house?!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi immediately took a step forward. This position is extremely tricky and can perfectly cope with crises from all directions.

Really, the Mafia's strange instincts and vigilance.

Ordinary people would just turn their heads and look at it.

Reluctantly, Saiki Kusuo moved behind Sawada Tsunayoshi with teleportation, took out a corner banana and hit the back of Sawada Tsunayoshi hard with lightning speed.

[I will give you a suggestion before leaving, remember to change your clothes. 】

Saiki Kusuo gave a kind reminder.

The last step, memory replacement, replaces all the memories related to him.

He only appeared in front of Sawada Tsunayoshi for less than ten seconds, so he should be easily fooled.

Although Kusuo Saiki helped Sawada Tsunayoshi, he never thought of exposing the identity of a superpower to the eyes of the mafia godfather.

This extraordinary character should leave his life as soon as possible to return him to a peaceful world.

After finishing all the work, Saiki Kusuo immediately returned to his home to make the final confirmation with telepathy.

Sawada Tsunayoshi held the back of his head and supported the table and stood up. After sitting on the sofa for a while, he slowly recalled what just happened, and he repeated it suspiciously.

"That was just now... Doraemon? I was saved by Doraemon?"

The memory in his mind was replaced by a blue robot cat. After seeing the mouse, the robot cat screamed and quickly ran away through the door.

Saiki Kusuo: ...Why Doraemon? Is it because Doraemon is omnipotent in your heart?He is obviously a mafia, but he thinks so innocently.

-

But the problem is solved.

Saiki Kusuo watched the reunion scene between Kuriyama Hanogen and Sawada Tsunayoshi with clairvoyant eyes, he relaxed his mind and leaned lazily on the chair.

It's not in vain that he stayed up all night to solve this matter.

Saiki Kusuo finished his breakfast, put on his schoolbag and was about to go to school, when he bumped into Sawada Tsunayoshi who came back from throwing out the trash.

Saiki Kusuo planned to pass by Sawada Tsunayoshi with a blank face.

"Nanxiong."

Sawada Tsunayoshi stopped him.

Saiki Kusuo paused, nodded slightly to greet him.

【Good morning. 】

"Good morning."

"But that's not what I want to talk about."

The brown-haired young man thanked him with a warm smile.

"Thank you, Nanxiong."

Saiki Kusuo: “………………………………………”

No matter how successful the memory replacement is, it only takes one meeting to completely break it.

It's scary, the ancestral super-intuitive ability.

Coupled with the ability to calm down and think, no matter how successful the memory replacement is, now he can guess the approximate truth by relying on reasoning ability.

"I won't tell others about this." Tsunayoshi Sawada saw the earth-shattering changes in Saiki Kusuo, and he continued with some embarrassment: "Sorry, I just want to thank you."

[It's difficult, I seem to have scared Kusuo. 】

[Obviously I have nothing to do with him, but he is willing to help me. 】

[…… If I had known earlier, it would be better if I didn’t know anything. 】

No, I've heard it.

Saiki Kusuo sighed inaudibly.

It's even more difficult now.

Saiki Kusuo pretended not to know anything, [Is it because I helped Miss Huayan weed some time ago? 】

Sawada Tsunayoshi was taken aback for a moment, and then he continued following the words: "Yes. When I was not at home some time ago, I troubled you about the flower talk."

Saiki Kusuo nodded: 【I have to go back to school, let me say goodbye first. 】

After returning home from school, Saiki Kusuo, who got two boxes of high-end coffee jelly from Saiki Kurumi, instantly eliminated a little pimple in his heart.

Looking at Tsunayoshi Sawada, he knew that he had no idea of ​​using superpowers, and he planned to fulfill the promise not to expose him as a superpower.

Except for a thunderstorm that has been resolved, it is much easier to get along with than some idiots in the school.

...The only revenge is probably that he didn't say that Kuriyama Hanano quickly took off Sawada Tsunayoshi's vest.

He definitely didn't mean to.