He Wenzhao

007: Should I sell my host?

Lu Min spread his hands: "The program team said that there are shrimps, crabs, scallops, etc. in the water, and there are rabbits, chickens, and pigeons in the woods. I suggest we catch more. But..." Lu Min didn't go any further, Ye Zhiqiu understood, this Several types have their own abilities. Rabbits run fast, chickens can climb trees, and pigeons fly all over the sky. It is not easy to catch.

"Then grab six first." Ye Zhiqiu finalized, "I'll find some other meat later to enrich the dishes."

The photographer was excited: "That's great." There are still five chances, and he will definitely capture it!

There was still a handful of fish food sprinkled by Lu Min and Qi Ziyun in the water, and the fish kept coming this way. Ye Zhiqiu easily bent down again, and grabbed the two fish firmly. He grabbed the tail of the fish, and the fish were in the air Swinging wildly, struggling desperately, his body bouncing back and forth in the air, Ye Zhiqiu seemed not to be disturbed at all, the hand holding the fish remained motionless, and he threw it into the bucket.

The fish tried to get out of the bucket, Ye Zhiqiu picked up a long branch, and hit the fish on the head that was about to jump out, knocked unconscious by the fish, and fell limply into the bucket.

Ye Zhiqiu took no more than 20 seconds from catching the fish to knocking the fish unconscious. The speed was dazzling. Ye Zhiqiu calmly asked the photographer, "Did you get it?"

Photographer: I only took pictures of the bottom of the water, how Ye Zhiqiu's hands grabbed the two fish, and before I could adjust the camera's direction, Ye Zhiqiu had knocked the fish unconscious.

Seeing his expression, Ye Zhiqiu understood that the filming was not complete, and comforted him: "It's okay, I'm still short of three."

Ye Zhiqiu faced the water, ready to start work again.

"Wait a minute!" said the photographer.

Ye Zhiqiu looked at the photographer without knowing why, and gave him a puzzled look.

"Ms. Ye, wait a minute." The photographer ran away with the camera on his shoulders. After a while, he found Lu Min and Qi Ziyun's follow-up photographers who were nearby. There were seven people in total—the one who followed Ye Zhiqiu. There was only one photographer, and he just fell into a coma. The program team predicted that he would not have any shots to shoot today, so he left a follow-up photographer, and the others were transferred to shoot other tasks.

The photographers are waiting, and now a circle is drawn around Ye Zhiqiu. Someone came with a drone, and the lens was tied to the drone. Three other photographers took pictures of Ye Zhiqiu’s spear fish in three directions, and one photographer stood guard to take pictures. bucket.

Other photographers are flexible and see where they need to snap.

Ye Zhiqiu choked speechlessly: It's an exaggeration.

When he was in the real world, he would occasionally broadcast live broadcasts of fights with ferocious beasts at the publicity request of the Administration, and audiences across the country were watching.

That was Ye Zhiqiu's brightest moment.

But there is no exaggeration at the moment.At that time, there were only a few drones flying around in the sky perfunctorily, and they wanted to take a picture. If they hit high and might hurt the drone, the drone would retreat at the speed of light and never give it away.

Ye Zhiqiu realized for the first time that even if he is a vase star, his acting skills must not be bad. After all, it is not easy to not laugh while wearing such an old camera.

The photographer made enough preparations and gestured to Ye Zhiqiu: "It's time to start."

Ye Zhiqiu's scalp tingled with embarrassment, barely suppressing the embarrassment on his face, he grabbed two with one hand and one with the other, and quickly threw them into the bucket.

"How is it?" Lu Min was very concerned, "Did you take all the shots?"

Several photographers checked what they had captured and compared their content with satisfaction. This time it was finally perfect.

The crabs in this season are not very fat, Ye Zhiqiu crossed them out from the recipe, but the scallops and shrimps are pretty good.

Half an hour later, Ye Zhiqiu returned to their "kitchen" with a bucket full of ingredients.

Ye Zhiqiu squatted on the ground to count the ingredients. Except for a few vegetables, they only had seafood. "Did the program team say that there are rabbits, chickens and pigeons on the island?"

"Yes." Duan Weiyong answered subconsciously: "It's hard to catch."

Ye Zhiqiu copied a bamboo basket and called, "Mr. Sun, are you going?"

"Let's go." Sun Gengyi agreed happily.

"I'll go too." Duan Weiyong said.

Half an hour later, the dumbfounded Sun Gengyi, Duan Weiyong and a group of photographers came back carrying two heavy baskets.

Lu Min saw that their expressions were different, only Ye Zhiqiu looked calm, and secretly pulled Sun Gengyi aside: "I said, what's wrong, you all have this expression."

Sun Gengyi's eyes faltered: "Mr. Lu, have you ever seen someone catch a rabbit with bare hands?"

"What?" Lu Min was stunned. Rabbits were extremely fast and had strong reflexes. She had heard of trapping rabbits, of shooting rabbits with arrows, and it was the first time she heard of catching rabbits with bare hands.

Sun Gengyi gestured to her, "The rabbit just swooped over like that." Sun Gengyi's face was full of disbelief: "Then Teacher Ye just stretched out his hand, and the rabbit was grabbed by his ears!"

"Oh." Lu Min, who had already seen Ye Zhiqiu catching fish with his bare hands, looked at Sun Gengyi sympathetically, and patted him on the shoulder: "Wait a minute, there are many things he can do with his bare hands."

Sun Gengyi couldn't figure it out, he was born as a star, he was proud of his physical strength and martial arts, and his motor nerves were more developed than ordinary people. How could he be so different from Ye Zhiqiu who seemed to be unable to carry his shoulders or hands.

Sun Gengyi struggled: "Mr. Lu, can you really catch rabbits with bare hands?"

"It can be..." Lu Min hadn't caught it anyway, "Didn't you see it with your own eyes?"

Sun Gengyi still couldn't figure it out. When the rabbit came over, his mind went blank. He didn't even see when Ye Zhiqiu made the move, and the rabbit was caught.

Lu Min looked at Duan Weiyong, and Duan Weiyong walked away without saying a word.

"What happened to him?" Lu Min wondered.

"Ms. Ye wanted to catch pigeons, and said he wanted to eat roasted squabs." Sun Gengyi lowered his voice: "Ms. Duan disagrees, because he finds it difficult to catch pigeons. Pigeons can fly everywhere."

"Miss Ye didn't wait for him to finish speaking, so he climbed onto the branch and jumped onto the tree nimbly, squatting down and waiting for the pigeon."

Sun Gengyi gossiped: "I don't think Mr. Duan's words were malicious. I guess he was afraid that Mr. Ye would fall down. Mr. Ye doesn't want to talk to Mr. Duan at all."

Lu Min nodded fiercely, and she felt it too.

Rumors that Ye Zhiqiu ran after Duan Weiyong, now it seems to be nonsense.

"We have an embarrassing thing." Lu Min propped his hands on the table, very distressed.

"Teacher Qi, who was in charge of cooking, sprained his waist and is receiving treatment." Lu Min looked around, and finally stopped his gaze on Ye Zhiqiu: "Is there anyone else who can cook?"

Lu Min didn't count on Duan Weiyong, he confessed in the morning that he couldn't cook.Sun Gengyi can cook some small stir-fries, but the big dishes can't handle it, so she can only look forward to Ye Zhiqiu, who is omnipotent in her heart.

Ye Zhiqiu: What are you looking at me for?Do I look like someone who can cook?

Lu Min was disappointed: "It seems that Teacher Ye won't do it either."

Ye Zhiqiu nodded, as long as he knows how to cook, he will compete with He Wenzhao for the position of family brother.

Sun Gengyi hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth and said, "Let me do it, I will try my best."

Lu Min was a little worried. Sun Gengyi's culinary skills were only so-so because he had studied food variety shows before.

"Teacher Sun, can you do it?" Lu Min asked.

Sun Gengyi showed embarrassment: "If you can't do it, you have to do it, let me try it first."

"Wait..." Ye Zhiqiu said.

Lu Min, Sun Gengyi, and Duan Weiyong all looked at Ye Zhiqiu in surprise and expectation—the almighty Ye Zhiqiu must know how to cook, just now he was just being modest!

He is so proficient at catching rabbits and fish, he must have been cooking a lot.

007 moved a small bench, sat on it and ate dried fruit, "Host, is this the way you said?"

Ye Zhiqiu dragged a recliner out from the pile of unopened boxes, lay down and basked in the sun, the sun was just around noon, and the warm wind was blowing on his body, it was a rare and pleasant time.

"Yes." Ye Zhiqiu squinted at the three people who were busy in the kitchen. There was a thick stack of recipes beside the stove. "This is my collection for many years. I have tasted the best recipes from countless recipes."

Not far away, chickens and dogs are jumping.

Lu Min jumped three feet high: "The rope that tied the crab was loose, it ran under my feet!!"

Duan Weiyong tried hard to kill the fish with a knife, the dehydrated fish struggled frantically on the chopping board, Duan Weiyong slashed with the knife and the knife got stuck on the chopping board.

Sun Gengyi's side is better, his movements are methodical, but occasionally he struggles: "How much is it?"

"Aren't you going to help them?" 007 asked, among other things, Ye Zhiqiu should know how to scale and gut fish.

The uncrowned Wang Zhiqiu, the mainstay of the picky eater circle, stretched comfortably, and taught 007: "Everyone joins in a variety show, so we have to arrange work equally. I contribute brainpower, and they contribute physical strength. It's very fair."

"Hey, small system, there are many ways in the workplace." He has shown enough limelight today, and if he mixes it with cooking, do the other guests still want to be photographed?

Ye Zhiqiu closed his eyes and was about to fall asleep when he suddenly remembered: "007, remember to remind me that Duan Weiyong still owes me a few hours of hard work", and fell into a deep sleep after speaking.

"Scumbag, you can't take advantage of him..." Ye Zhiqiu was completely exhausted, and his voice could not be heard clearly.

007 Probing: "Host?"

Ye Zhiqiu was so sleepy that he couldn't hear 007's call.

007 threw away the dried fruit, "Okay, passed out again."

Ye Zhiqiu's body was not in good health, and when he went out into the water to touch fish and shrimps, and climbed trees to catch pigeons, his physical strength was exhausted quickly.

007 put away the small bench, intending to go back to the system space, close his eyes and rest his mind, and take a rest, when he happened to receive a communication request from 001.

007 is the "Saving Cannon Fodder" subsystem, 001 is their parent system, and there are countless small systems like 007 shuttling through various interfaces to complete tasks.

001: He Wenzhao and I have already arrived.

007:...Help!

He Wenzhao actually came!

001: What's wrong?Where are you now?We go to you.

007: QAQ.

007 Look at the host, look at the mother system, the host looks very afraid of this human named He Wenzhao, should you sell the host...

But the host seems to have said that he is not afraid of him...

But his expression is really scared!

The author says:

007: Help me, should I sell my host?

He Wenzhao: I don't know if Quan Jinjiang has an attack later than me.

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The author's new advance collection: Sand Sculpture Xianxia Essay "On How to Train My Master to be the Best in the World", interested treasurers please collect it——

[Copy No. 1 says, the text is written in the third person! 】

My name is Qi Chulan. There are rich second generations and official second generations in this world. My dream is to be a second generation immortal.

It's a pity that my sect is poor, with only two thatched huts. My master is drunk and dreams of death, and his Taoism is sloppy.

But it doesn't matter, I vowed to train Master to be the number one in the immortal way, so that I can be the second generation of immortals.

In order to make Master the number one in the Immortal Dao as soon as possible, I have made a strict plan:

First, get up early and go to bed late to accompany the master to study the skills of the school and improve the master's skills;

Second, study various martial arts and simulate battles with the master to enhance the master's ability to fight;

Third, take Master to actively participate in major events in the fairy world and cultivate fame...

108 in total.

My plan was complete and thorough, and my action was at full strength, but my plan still failed.

Because, I became number one in the immortal way.

But it doesn't seem to be a complete failure, because my master...

He is a demon.

It is also number one in the world!

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