The daily life of the river god

The two non-human beings who won the title of integrity looked at the extra roast chicken in their hands, and then at the back of the one who was carrying the last roast chicken and walking towards the small western building.

Kyuubi lowered his head and smelled the smell of roasted chicken, then hesitated for a few seconds, "How about—kill him in two days?" Two days to find out the routine and then kill it.

Holding the grilled chicken in his hand, he nodded expressionlessly: "Two days later."

Maria, who had followed them all the way in the distance, jumped out on the spot when they said they would not kill the river god.

"Hallelujah, this won't work! We agreed not to let him leave the West District alive. If there is a regular fairy here, I will definitely not be able to live. Don't you have the heart to watch me be deported like this?" A pale yellow holy light appeared behind Maria's head.

This can be a fable.The Virgin Mary, who can influence the world, can also give birth to Jesus.

But her influence ability, to the two non-human beings in front of her, is like a light bulb that is about to die, or the kind of light bulb that can open her mouth to talk.

"Then you kill." Jiuwei held the grilled chicken in his hand, gave Maria a blank look, and left without looking back.

Her tools haven't been made yet, how can she kill her now?And then slowly scratching with that ugly protruding nail of hers?

She also has the pride of being a fox, okay?

She had to go back and figure out how to find a group of cheap workers for the river god.

You can't show your flaws to that person, she has to look for the worker carefully.

Maria looked at her empty palms, and cast her hopeful eyes on Hina.

This one is said to hate gods the most, surely he will kill the river god who gets in the way, right?

Facing her expectant gaze, the one who hated the gods the most held the grilled chicken in his hand, striding to catch up with the almost invisible figure in front of him.

The only key to his house is still in the hands of the little Jiaolong, if he doesn't follow, it will be his turn to stand outside the door and ring the doorbell soon.

Maria, who stood there and was ignored, silently felt murderous when she watched the two distant figures.

"This Holy Mother hates others to ignore me! If you don't do it, I will come!"

Maria stomped her feet, turned around and tried to kill the new river god.

When the time comes, she will see who dares to ignore her words in the West District.

The little Jiaolong who was caught up in front of him sneezed in a timely manner, and smiled indifferently at the burning eyes of the non-human beings on the side: "I have been like this since I was a child. So getting sick is a common thing."

"Why would the majesty say such things?" He met the old man when Chengdu Jie transformed into Yinglong 5000 years ago.

At that time, I didn't see that the old man had the talent to talk nonsense.

Walking to the gate of the courtyard, the new God of the River opened the door and explained: "I haven't hatched in the eggshell for 300 years. My father was worried that he would have to work until he died and no one would take over, so he took me to Lihentian to meet Laojun. Laojun said that it was because I had a poor life in the previous life and could not bear the fate of a fairy in this life, so I have been unable to hatch, if I forcefully come out of the eggshell, my life will be lost on the spot, even if it hatches, it will be a short-lived god."

"Squeak..."

The gate of the courtyard was pushed open, and the new River God, who walked in, turned his head and looked at this kind-hearted non-human, raising his eyelashes like crow feathers, "The emperor also said that if I go to the human world, I will definitely not live for a hundred years , he must have read it wrong, the West District is so good, and you non-human beings are so kind to help me, how could I not live for a hundred years?"

The owner of the house, who was on the side and non-human beings who wanted to break the neck of the little dragon, silently stepped across the threshold and walked in front of the other party.

The sunglasses on the new River God's face were removed, revealing the sweaty face in the sun and the still red eyes.

"You won't be short-lived, you're too old, faint, and confused." Xun looked at this face and said seriously.

Lu Wenren was quite satisfied with the answer, "Well! I think so too!"

At night, Jiaolong took a comfortable hot bath in the huge bathtub, applied medicine to his allergic eyes early, and lay down in the only bedroom on the second floor on time, and soon fell into a dream.

Standing downstairs in the small garden, a few translucent mayflies returned from the Nine Heavens and told the people in front of them the news they had inquired about.

"It's been 18 years since I was born?"

He listened to Mayfly's voice, and heard that Lu Wencai had been out of shell for 18 years. He raised his eyebrows and asked, "Since it's the first time he went ashore, how could he know so much about human affairs?"

Whether it's looking for a house to buy things, or going to a barber shop to wash your hair the next day, everything doesn't look like something a little dragon that landed for the first time would do.

The mayfly flapping its wings quickly told him why.

The non-human standing in the garden chuckled when he heard the unexpected answer.

"It turned out to be a rehearsal in the Crystal Palace. It seems that the old man in Luzhai gave birth to three hundred sons at once, which is still useful."

Actually, a year in advance, he rehearsed a house play for his youngest son in the Crystal Palace after landing.

From basic necessities of life, to eating, drinking and having fun.

Let the 290 nine grown-up sons accompany the youngest one to role-play for a whole year.

When Lu Wenren came ashore, all he could see were the roles played by his brothers, so the whole little dragon lived on the shore like a fish in water.

Not only did he come to him on the first day and occupy his bedroom, but he also blocked Nine Tails when he went out, forcing them to seal them as the exclusive existence of the River God.

The godhead on his body was so weak that he dared to speak nonsense and came to the West District to take office.

It turns out that the new river god is fooling them by treating them as real-life playmakers!

No wonder it seems that there is nothing to be afraid of, and he is not afraid that their non-humans will attack him.

Thinking of those non-human beings in the west district, he all barged his teeth and claws to break the neck of this little dragon.

If those non-human beings knew that they were being treated like a play, they would definitely climb the wall to the small mansion tonight and break the little guy's neck.

After Mayfly finished speaking, she looked at her master standing quietly in the garden. Although she didn't speak, she didn't say how she would treat the new river god.

But mayflies have a strange thing about them.Weir feel.

Intuition tells them that the owner is in a good mood now.

After being treated like a joke, are you not only not angry but happy?

"His appearance, is it innate?"

After returning to his senses, he thought of another matter of concern.

Countless mayflies flew over, from childhood to adulthood, all the way to show the new river god sleeping soundly on the second floor, every change in appearance from childhood to adulthood.

Looking at the changing scene of the mayfly in the sky, he seemed to see that the scholar by the sea was also living a new life.

"If you are the one who came back, then you will be able to become a fairy official without having to take the exam in this life. It's really a good fortune." Xun looked at the picture in front of him and murmured.

The mayflies in mid-air automatically turned into ashes after twelve o'clock midnight, and then regrouped into a little bit of floating dust after twelve o'clock in the middle of the night. When the sun rose from the sky, they would regain their spiritual consciousness.

The non-human beings in the garden quietly walked to the second floor. The bedroom was still the same as yesterday, and the door opened as soon as it was unlocked.

The owner of the house stood by the bed, looking down at the sleeping young man on the big bed.

In the dimly lit room, the relaxed new river god was lying on his side, Zhengxiang sleeping with the futon in his arms.

He didn't even know that his identity and details had been investigated.

Not to mention that there are non-human beings who squat on his bed every night without sleeping and watch him.

Looking at his face for a while, and his neck for a while, the eyes are dim and unclear, making people feel cold all over their bodies in sleep.

Lu Wenren subconsciously opened the quilt in his arms, got in in a daze, and pulled the quilt all the way up to his chin to get warm again.

The next morning, the people sleeping on the second floor woke up just after dawn. Lu Wenren sat on the big bed rubbing his sleepy eyes, yawned and went downstairs to find water.

The grilled chicken I bought yesterday was salty, and the thirsty person stepped on slippers and yawned all the way to the first floor.

After filling himself with a glass of water from the kitchen, the new River God, who was leaning on the long table with the glass in both hands, looked up and saw a familiar figure sitting there in the courtyard outside the French windows.

After Lu Wenren drank a gulp of cold water, his mind became clear for three minutes. Looking at the figure sitting in the garden with his eyes closed and resting, he walked lightly to the French window with a cup in his hand.

In the yard, the owner of the house leaned on the back of the chair with his eyes closed, falling asleep.

The new River God standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, opened his eyes and looked carefully for a while, then quietly went up to the second floor with a water glass.

As he walked forward, the scorpion who was sleeping soundly on the chair opened his eyes, looked at the back of the figure going up the stairs for a few seconds, and then closed his eyes again.

Lu Wenren went up to the second floor, opened every door in sight, walked around the small western building as if looking for it, and finally confirmed one thing.

This small building has only one bed and one bedroom.

Also occupied by him.

After confirming that he turned out to be the kind of powerful river god who occupied the non-human residence, the new river god ran downstairs all the way.

He closed his eyes and listened to the footsteps over there, going up and down the stairs for a while, circling back and forth, and finally the footsteps turned to him.

"Hi, wake up."

Lu Wenren pushed the sleeping non-human on the chair, and as soon as his fingers touched the person's clothes, he could feel the cool air above.

I don't know how long he sat and slept here.

He opened his eyes, wanting to see what this guy was trying to do by making such a big fuss without sleeping in the middle of the night.

"Come with me." Seeing that he woke up, Lu Wenren motioned for him to get up and follow him.

虺 followed the other party, walked all the way to the second floor, looked at the imposing back in front of him, and thought to himself what does this mean?

This guy isn't going to invite him to sleep with him, is he?

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虺: Is this how the Luzhai family taught their son?