The daily life of the river god

The new River God, who delivered breakfast and went out, took his mobile phone and looked at the first work item in the memo.

"Please go to [Chunhua Barbershop] to register, and then get your work permit, clothes, and Tianting salary card." Lu Wenren read the notes on his phone.

While walking, he raised his head and walked along the river to look for the place called Chunhua Barbershop. When he passed the second intersection, Lu Wenren saw a human with a round fan in his hand, and quickly walked over with a smile, "Sister, may I ask you?" Do you know the direction of the nearby Chunhua barber shop?"

The Nine-Tailed Fox who had just come out of the house was caught off guard and was stopped by someone. When he was about to answer the other party, he looked up and saw the face he had only seen last night.

Lu Wenren looked at the silent human in front of him, squinted his eyes and looked at the human in front of him for a while, then raised his eyebrows and said, "Not human?"

Nine-Tails' hidden tail almost exploded on the spot, and glared at the river god in front of him with his neck stuck: "That's right, so what!"

"It's not very good, but if you live in the West End and live by the river."

Lu Wenren took out the notebook from his backpack, opened the first page, wrote the number 2 under the name of the 虺, and then looked up at the strange-looking non-human in front of him.

"Hi, let's get to know each other formally. From today onwards, I am the River God of the West District. The territory and non-human beings within a radius of [-] kilometers are all under the jurisdiction of this god."

"Now, please state your name and address."

Kyuubi's nails on her side began to grow longer. She looked around and found that no one noticed this corner, so she wanted to take the opportunity to kill the new river god.

"Wait a moment."

The new river god standing in front of her, blocking her way, spoke again, and raised the two hands of Nine-Tailed Fox at his sides.

Lu Wenren held the palms with pointed nails, took out the nail scissors from his pocket and handed them to the other party in a sincere tone: "As a non-human being, you should always pay attention to your image. What about human beings? Do you know what non-human beings should pay attention to in the human realm?"

Nine Tails sneered: "It's bad luck for them."

The new River God shook his head disapprovingly.

"Come on, cut off your nails first, and then register your name and address. I'm afraid you don't know what the precautions for living in the world are. You leave me your contact information, and I will pack the file and send it to you."

The nail scissors brought up from the bottom of the Yellow River Crystal Palace firmly landed in Jiuwei's palm.

Lord Heshen, who had already started to hold the notebook, caught a glimpse of the non-human standing in front of him from the corner of his eye. His limbs were stiff and his palms were trembling. He suddenly realized that he patted the other person's shoulder, and tried to soften his tone: "You talk. Yan, don't be afraid, as long as If you don’t make trouble on my territory, I won’t just drive you non-human beings away, can you cut your nails?”

She is afraid?Kyuubi was about to be laughed out of anger, she thought that from now on she would also be a god-slaying monster, and she couldn't control her hands and feet in excitement.

"Crack."

Kyuubi glared at the river god who was pointing his phone at her.

Lu Wenren put down his phone, looked into those red eyes, and said calmly: "This is a file photo. Since you are not recorded in my river god register, I will handle it for you now. If you know anyone else For non-human beings, please remind them to go to the first small western-style building in the upper left corner of Yunhe to register within three days."

There are special notes on the precautions of the river god.

The gods who are required to be on duty must register all non-human beings within their jurisdiction.

It is very important for the ecological survey report of Tianting every 100 years to ensure that there is no black household.

Kyuubi looked at the river god who was bowing his head and concentrating in front of him, a sharp killing intent flashed in his eyes, he stretched his fingers on the spot to grab Hua's face first.

The Lord River God, who had saved the photo, looked up after finishing everything and saw the non-human in front of him, holding up those two long and pointed palms towards him.

"You don't know how to cut?" Lu Wenren sighed.

Hold the two outstretched palms, fish out the nail scissors again, and tell the other party, "I will only help you once. After you learn it, next time you buy a pair of nail scissors by yourself, you have to repair them every five days, understand?" ?”

"Crack...Crack..."

Kyuubi stretched out his two hands to scratch people, but they were grasped without refusal, and they cut the nails.

In less than 30 seconds, the two short, small and ugly palms regained their freedom.

Kyuubi looked at his two hands, the nails on them had successfully changed from murderous long fingers to dog gnaws.

Let alone the face in front of Huahua's eyes, it is even difficult for her to peel edamame!

The new River God put the nail clippers back into the bag, and looked at the short palms with satisfaction: "Very well, this length is very suitable for you, clean and hygienic, even if you are not human, you should pay attention to hygiene, you know? ?”

Suspecting that he was being scolded, Kyuubi looked at the two palms that had lost their sharp claws, and his heart was bleeding.

After putting away the nail clippers, Lord River God reopened the notebook held under his arm, and spread it out in front of this non-human, "Don't be dazed, write your name and address here, you won't live in the world for so long You can't even write your name?"

He couldn't even cut his fingernails, so Lu Wenren also had doubts about this non-human's ability to read and write.

Kyuubi, who was still looking at his hands, glared at him angrily, gritted his teeth and said, "I can write!"

Don't think she can't see it, this guy scolded her Wen Yu openly and secretly.Yan.blind.

She has worked in the neighborhood committee for ten years and has been the director of the neighborhood committee for five years.

How could he not even know how to write his name and address? The furious Nine-Tailed Fox picked up the register and quickly wrote down his name and address on it with a pen.

If it weren't for the location of the ID card not marked on the paper, she could even write down the ID number of her fake ID.

"The handwriting is good, and the hand is stretched out."

Lu Wenren looked at the two neat lines of text on the paper, and motioned for the other party to extend his hand appreciatively.

Nine-tailed fox proudly stretched out her right hand, not to mention these words, she can also write calligraphy and cursive script, her ability will definitely make the stunning eyeballs of this new river god fall.

"Crack!" A red river god seal was stamped on the palm of Nine-Tailed Fox.

Nine-tailed Fox, who was proud of his ability to write one second, was stunned when he saw the red mark flashing across his palm the next second.

"This is the Seal of the River God. Congratulations on becoming a non-human recognized by the River God of the Western District. From now on, you can freely walk in the Western District without being driven away."

What the hell is he talking about?

Kyuubi looked up at this face full of spring breeze, thinking with question marks all over his head, who wants his approval?

Before he recognized it, my mother was also a member of the free walk in the West District, okay?

How dare she put a mark on her body without her consent? How can she continue to hang around in the West District in the future? If other non-humans see this mark, do you want to keep her old face?

The way to stop this humiliating behavior is to kill him on the spot, and use the death of this river god to commemorate the long nails he lost, and the 10 minutes of time that was delayed just now.

A familiar register book was handed to her, motioning her to write down the phone number on the contact information.

Kyuubi's attacking movement was abruptly interrupted by someone, a mouthful of blood almost gushed from his lungs, spraying this guy in the face.

"Hurry up and write, I still have things to do later." The new River God urged.

Kyuubi wrote down his contact information numbly, looked at the stupid river god in front of him like a dead person, and began to think in his mind how to tear him apart.

If she didn't kill him, it would be too cheap to let this guy die like this. She wanted to go back to find Xun, and think of a perfect and cruel way to make this guy regret his every move towards her today.

"I'm leaving, see you next time."

Lu Wenren, who closed the register, said goodbye to this non-human being named Jiuwei in a good mood, and continued to search for the office arranged by Tianting in the world, the place called Chunhua Barbershop.

He walked on the front foot, and the angry Nine Tails, who stood on the spot with the back foot, rushed to the small western building.

As soon as he entered the yard, Nine Tails came out vigorously, slapped the ground anxiously, and quickly found the owner who was sitting in the living room.

When Jiuwei was about to propose to kill the river god tonight, he saw the person sitting on the long table holding a freshly peeled egg in his hand.

Kyuubi, who lived for 300 years, screamed in horror: "Boss, what are you doing!"

Wasn't his body tortured into a skeleton by the Jade Emperor's punishment?Why does a skeleton still eat.

Still such a down-to-earth tea egg...

The owner of the house in front of the long table in the restaurant slowly ate the tea egg in his hand. The egg shells and bun skins on the table were also neatly planned and put back into the translucent plastic bag middle.

"Where did I meet him?" Xun wiped his fingers before asking.

"At Erxiang, he blocked the door when I just left the house! Look at my hands!" Jiuwei stretched out his two short fox claws.

He looked at the hands, all ten fingers were there, and the fur was intact.

Without trauma, there is only one possibility.

"The hand was broken?"

Kyuubi shook his two fox paws and gritted his teeth, "It's not broken, the nails were cut off! Why does he, a river god, carry nail scissors with him!!"

She couldn't answer this question.

The owner of the house sitting in front of the long table said calmly: "Let's wait and see what happens, and see what other tricks he has, and then do it after finding out the confidence."

"Okay! I'll prepare the tools first. After we've figured it out, I'm going to tie him up and cut off all his nails! The kind that's a hundred times balder than me!"

Nine-Tailed Fox, who was very dissatisfied with her nails, ran out on the spot to prepare a large nail scissors specially customized for a factory.

She wants to order a pair of nail scissors that can shorten the dragon's claws.

When non-human beings are busy with how to deal with the new river god.

After Lu Wenren walked around Yunhe for a few times, he finally found the location of Chunhua's barbershop.

Standing at the edge of his jurisdiction, the new River God looked up at the barbershop that was stuck on the border between his jurisdiction and the North District.

The old wood was painted with white paint and there were five mottled characters written on it.

【Yuehuali hair shop】

The author has something to say:

Nine Tails: I want the kind of nail scissors that can cut off the dragon's claws.