The daily life of the river god

Faced with this situation, Lu Wenren had no choice but to come up with a second solution. He took off his work card and handed it to Mu Xiaoxi, who was obviously the leader among the six people: "This is my card. Open the back and look."

The six children gathered around, looking at the ID card in Mu Xiaoxi's hand, they chatted and discussed: "What's so interesting about this police ID card?"

"Actually, I'm not just a policeman." Lu Wenren motioned Mu Xiaoxi to open the certificate. There were three lines of small characters on the back of the leather case.

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【Priests of Zengcheng West District】

【River God: Lu Wenren】

Mu Xiaoxi looked at the three lines of text, and then turned the certificate over.

After comparing Lu Wenren's face back and forth, he finally opened his mouth amidst the gasp of the five faces next to him: "Are you a fairy?"

"For you humans, I am indeed a fairy, so no matter what happens, you can tell me."

A little girl in yellow and white plaid squatting behind Mu Xiaoxi tilted her head to look at Lu Wenren's face, and said slowly: "I heard from grandma that when I was young, I was very afraid of water ghosts. Grandma told me There are gods in my river, if you are a kind person, you will be rescued by the gods after falling into the river, is it true?"

Although this story has little to do with the ability of the River God, Lu Wenren still nodded affirmatively. "That's right, what your grandma said is right, and kind people will get gifts from Lord River God."

"Wow! Then can you make one for us?" The six people watched his performance with great anticipation.

Sitting at the side also held back a smile with his palms on his lips, imitating the appearance of these six children, waiting for Lu Wenren to perform with relish.

Lu Wenren looked at the six innocent faces in front of him, sighed and stood up, and flicked the dust on his pants: "It's okay if I change it for you, but I need to remind you that once you change it, you will hide it." Tell me all your secrets, otherwise the angry river god will throw you all into the water, and you will be with the water ghost ever since, understand?"

Mu Xiaoxi was the first to promise him: "Don't worry! As long as you are really a fairy, we will tell you!"

The other five nodded their heads.

After receiving the guarantee, Lu Wenren transformed into a prototype.

The long-haired, one-horned, blue-eyed Lord River God appeared in front of everyone.

"Wow..." Mu Xiaoxi raised her head and looked at the person in front of her who suddenly changed clothes.

"Wow...it looks like a beautiful girl."

"This is obviously Ultraman!"

"He doesn't have tights, he doesn't look like Ultraman!"

"That's the armored warrior!"

The six people looked at Lu Wenren's attire, and started discussing it.

As for whether Lu Wenren is a god or not, this point has been totally ignored.

Lord River God lifted his robe and squatted next to the non-human beings, looking resentfully at the six children who were discussing enthusiastically over there, "If I knew they were so unreliable, I should have let you transform into a prototype just now to scare them. "

Maybe after being frightened once, everything will come out.

"They probably didn't expect that the gods in the world are so easy to see." He dragged his chin with one hand, and secretly grabbed a lock of long hair hanging on Lu Wenren's shoulder with the other, and pulled his fingers a few times: "You Is this hair real or fake?"

Lu Wenren's scalp hurt from being pulled, and he took his hair back with a glance, and neatly tied it to the back of his head: "Of course it's true, the way I usually get along with you is the fake one."

Otherwise, he has a unicorn on his head, and walks on the street in strange clothes, which is easy to be misunderstood by humans.

"This suit suits you very well? Did your father prepare it for you?" Xun looked at the Tsing Yi on him that was exactly the same as the little scholar, and was a little curious about the suit.

Lu Wenren looked down at his clothes, "I chose this myself, isn't it pretty?"

"It looks good, but it looks a bit like another person." If it weren't for the existence of the unicorn on his head and his fearless eyes, Hui might really be unable to distinguish him from the little scholar.

Compared with the little Jiaolong in front of him who acted recklessly and did not consider the consequences, the scholar in his memory was much more elegant and honest.

They were chatting here, and the six people over there finally unified their views in various deformed cartoons.

"Anyway, he is definitely not a human being, and all who can transform are heroes!"

This answer convinced six people.

Then Mu Xiaoxi brought the other five people to them, and the six knelt down in front of Lu Wenren hand in hand, and said in unison: "We believe you are a god, and we will tell you what happened."

"Sit over there and talk." Lord Heshen pointed to the place where they were huddled just now, and asked them to get up and explain clearly.

It turns out that although Yinjia Village is close to the West District, some people in Zengcheng believe too much in the ancestors of the ancestral hall.

It is believed that everything should be discussed with the ancestors, and the ancestral hall will be opened for large and small matters in the village. Authoritative people in the village are invited to come out to discuss collectively and make decisions.

Three years ago, a young man from Yinjia Village went out to work. Before he left, he also opened the ancestral hall and told the villagers that as long as he made a lot of money outside, he would come back and renovate the ancestral hall, and he would take the villagers, old and young, out to make a lot of money.

He had been away for three years, and everyone in the village thought he was having a bad time outside, so they were embarrassed to come back.

As a result, half a year ago, this person suddenly brought back a large bag of gifts to the village, saying that he had traveled all over the motherland in the past three years, and finally started a textile business in a mountain city more than 1000 kilometers away.

"Yin Su said that in his factory, he can pay [-] yuan a month. He also spent money to repair the entire ancestral hall. The village chief and my parents all believed his words. He said He is in the textile business, and needs young girls who are dexterous and quiet, so those men and old ones can't do it, my parents want me to stop studying and go to the factory to make money." Mu Xiaoxi rested her chin on her knees, Glum explanation.

"I don't want to work part-time. I want to be a teacher when I grow up. My parents have agreed to let me go to the city to study in high school, so last time Yin Su took a dozen girls who agreed to leave from the village. Well, these two days he came back alone again, and gave tens of thousands of dollars to each of those little girls' families, saying that it was the money those people earned from part-time jobs, and he was afraid that the children would spend it, so he kept it for himself, just for Bring it back to your parents."

"Actually, he is a liar! I secretly chatted with sister Juanjuan using penguins, and Juanjuan said that Yin Su didn't have a textile factory in other places, and he took him out to sell himself!" The little girl in yellow and white plaid jumped up Get up and explain.

"Sister Juanjuan said that she couldn't agree no matter what, as long as she left the village, she would be taken out to sell herself! But our parents wanted us to work part-time, and they didn't believe what we said. They also said that Sister Juanjuan earned 4 in half a year. The reason why she gave the family [-] yuan is because she deliberately didn't want our family to make money, so she lied to us like this, and she just hoped that we wouldn't steal her business."

The families of the six of them have been talking to them about part-time jobs recently.

Half a year ago, Yin Su's return was not exciting to many people.

But this time, he actually brought the money back. You must know that their parents only earn 2 to [-] yuan a year by working part-time.

Now as long as they nodded and agreed, they could earn [-] to [-] to [-] in half a year, [-] to [-] in a year, and two years to build a new house in the village.

There is no one who disagrees. Those who do not have a daughter at home are angry at this time that they are all sons and cannot go out to make this money.

Lu Wenren patiently listened to their troubles, and pushed the non-human around him in some puzzlement: "What do you mean by prostitution?"

No one in his playschool taught him this.

"It is to sell them to greasy men and exchange their bodies for money. There is a kind of scum who likes to exchange the bodies of the same kind for money."

"Well, what are your plans now? Or what do you want me to do?" Lu Wenren understood, and he asked the six people in front of him to think it over before telling him the request.

Mu Xiaoxi was the first to raise her hand again: "Can you tell my parents not to believe Yin Su's words? I don't want to work, I want to study."

"I want to read too!"

"I want to read too!"

"Me too!"

"Even if I don't study anymore, I hope I can really work part-time to make money for my parents, but I don't want to sell myself."

"Yes! We don't sell ourselves!"

"Okay, I'll help you with this matter, but you have to come out of here, don't hide in this cave and worry your parents." Lu Wenren agreed to the six of them.

Mu Xiaoxi looked up at him: "The gods must mean what they say, right?"

"Yes, I can still swear to you, but once the oath is established, you are not allowed to tell anyone about the encounter with the gods. Can you do it?"

The six little heads agreed and nodded.

Lu Wenren had no choice but to swear an oath in front of them again.

Only then did they bring them out of the cave, and a group of people walked out of that place in a mighty manner, and returned to the position of the pond just now. Lu Wenren saw a tall figure from a distance, half naked and barefoot, circling in circles .

"White ears?"

Lord River God walked over in confusion, and called out to the non-human who had been spinning around, "Why are you still here?"

"I'm thinking about cannibalism, and I don't know what the taste of human flesh is. Is it raw or cooked? If I don't eat it, will I be out of group in the West District?"

Bai Er's words made the six little girls who were looking forward to a new life in the rear dumbfounded on the spot, huddled together and looked warily at Bai Er, as well as Lu Wenren who had just promised them.

Lord River God, who had already coaxed the person, interrupted the other person's dreaming thoughts with a big head like a hemp: "Who told you that the West District cannibalize people, we don't eat people!"

Bai Er looked suspiciously at the 虺 standing behind him, and muttered softly: "Aren't you going to hold a cannibal meeting?"

The six little girls hugged into a group had already started to back away with a bad expression.

Annoyed, Lu Wenren wanted to hit someone, "Who told you that there are cannibals in the West District? Do we look like a cannibal?"

Bai Er didn't speak, but those eyes involuntarily jumped over Lu Wenren and landed on another non-human present.

Lu Wenren followed his gaze all the way, and his face darkened after seeing the source: "He doesn't eat either."

"But he said to eat." Bai Er was aggrieved after being yelled at.

Alas, it seems that the new residence in the West District is not very peaceful. He should give the other party a little face and live there first, and then leave when he has other places to go.

The nine people started on the road again, and when they were about to come out of Qianku Mountain, Mu Xiaoxi, who was walking at the end and wearing a red dress, suddenly came to her senses: "Oops, I forgot that I will be a ghost bride for three days, you have gone out first Pick me up in two days."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Lu Wenren to refuse, he hurriedly ran away to the place where he came just now.

She ran away, and Lu Wenren had to look at the remaining five people, "What's the situation in the ghost king's cave? What's the matter with the ghost bride."

The rest of the people were all timid, and only after being asked twice by him did someone falter and haw an explanation.

"This is also the custom in the village. It is said that there is a ghost king living here. If someone in the village is not doing well, let the girl in the family marry the ghost king. After three days, the life of the family will be better."

"Then what if it doesn't get better in three days?" Lu Wenren asked.

"That means that the ghost king is not satisfied, and wants to donate a large sum of money to the ancestral hall in the village, and also invite someone to come to exorcise the evil spirits." The little girl with yellow and white grids explained.

In fact, all of them have been ghost brides before, and they stayed silently in this dark cave for three days.

Therefore, after this accident, the first hiding place that everyone thought of was here. Every time the villagers sent people in, they would not check them carefully, but just let them be honest.

Within three days, it was enough for them to grope around and search the surroundings from inside to outside, and that hidden hole was also found out in this way.

Her explanation made Lu Wenren admire the logic of the people of the Yin family village.

No matter how superstitious the outside world is, it is right to give money to the ancestral hall. This must be the iron law of Yinjia Village.

Xiao Yin and Huang Beer waited outside the entrance of Qianku Mountain for more than an hour, and when they finally saw someone coming out of the cave, there was already a thick layer of chicken bones lying under Huang Beer's feet.

He went down the mountain and bought five air-dried chickens, and had someone steam them for him on the spot. After packing them up the mountain, he ate the chickens by himself until now.

As for the black backpack that Lu Wenren asked him to keep, it is now hanging on the crooked neck tree not far away, and no one cares about it.

He ate three of the five chickens by himself, and Xiao Yin got the six chicken feet as a gift, and gnawed on them with such relish that no one came out of the hole to notice.

Lu Wenren smelled the salty smell in the air, and walked up to the two people who were hard at work: "Go home and eat, everyone has been found."

The two people who were busy cooking looked up again and again, and saw five bewildered girls standing behind Lu Wenren, and a tall and strong young man with a bright head standing at the back.

Huang Beer was the first to notice that there was an extra non-human being standing over there, his eyes straightened up, and he jumped over in three steps at a time, circling around Bai Er: "My lord, this is the one you caught!" Is the ghost king or the water ghost?"

"He's a newcomer. He's interested in joining us in the West."

Lu Wenren turned his head and explained to him, then motioned for the five girls to come over and let them stand in front of Xiao Yin, "Look at the lost ones, are they these five people?"

Xiao Yin looked at the five familiar faces in front of him, and nodded his head with a smile: "Officer Lu has the ability to really find them! By the way, where did you find them?"

The five girls nervously waited for Lu Wenren's answer, only to see the Lord River God explaining calmly. "At the bottom of the river, there is an undercurrent in the depths of the pond. Once people are drawn into it, they will be swept to the depths. There is also a half-empty water hole in the depths. I groped in the river for a long time before I found them. He took them to warm up by the fire and waited for the clothes to dry before coming out."

After finishing speaking, he paused again: "By the way, it's best to fill that river in your village. When I came out, I found that the undercurrent might be expanding. Even if you don't fill it up, you should remind the villagers not to walk there By the edge of the pond, be careful not to be swept down by the undercurrent."

What he said had a beginning and an end, and with the relieved expressions of the five little girls behind, Xiao Yin really thought that they had fallen into the river.

If this is the case, it can also explain why the people in the village have been searching for several days but have not found anyone.

A group of people went down the mountain, and when they arrived at Xiao Yin's home, Xiao Yin went to the village to ask those family members to come and take them away. Lu Wenren stood in the yard and looked at the five flustered expressions with a calm expression: "Don't worry, I promise you I'll help you sort it out by tomorrow at the latest."

With his guarantee, when those parents came, they were all taken home obediently.

Lu Wenren took the remaining three non-human beings down the mountain, returned to the intersection and waited for the bus, and called Wen Guofu by the way.

"Yin Su, right? I'll pass on the information to you right now. If this thing is true, then this kid is devoid of conscience! I'll send someone to check his information!"

Wen Guofu on the other end of the phone learned that there was such a reason behind the disappearance of the students in Yinjia Village.

Putting down the phone on the spot, he took someone to check Yin Su's work in other places, and at the same time to investigate the whereabouts of the girls who were taken away.

Lu Wenren at this end brought the three non-human beings back to the West District. After confirming the location of the small western building for Bai Er, he invited them to dinner.

Only then did he bid farewell to him, and after sending him away, Lu Wenren sat on the sofa in the living room and took out his mobile phone to accept the information from Wen Guofu.

Soon everyone's information about Yinjia Village was sent over, and even the image of the ancestor who was worshiped by the villagers every day in the ancestral hall of Yinjia Village was also sent over.

Lu Wenren looked at this image up and down several times, and finally made sure that he remembered it, then put down his phone and closed his eyes to start changing.

Huang Beer went out to throw away the trash, and when he came back, he found a middle-aged man with sunken brows and a bitter expression on his mouth lying on the sofa.

Hooked nose, triangular eyes, when looking at people, it seems to blow past people like a cold light.

Huang Beer's fur exploded on the spot, jumping three feet high, "Who is this! Who are you!"

Sitting in front of the long table in the living room, he threw out the peanuts in his hand: "It's so noisy, your Lord River God is playing transformation."

Huang Beer was hit on the head by a peanut before regaining consciousness. Whipping his three-foot-long tail, he wobbled in front of Lu Wenren, walked around him a few times, and stretched his neck to sniff him.

"Wow, my lord, you are so amazing! You have become super like, I almost didn't smell your scent."

It was also the first time that Lu Wenren became someone else. He stood up from the sofa, shook his sleeves, pretended to be serious, and handed the phone to Huang Beer: "Take a look for me. I don't look like this person."

Huang Beer squinted at the picture on the phone, then looked at Lu Wenren's appearance at the moment, and nodded his tail affirmatively: "Like! It's so similar!"

"Like, I'll go to Yin's Village again tonight and help those six people finish this matter."

On the way back, Lu Wenren thought about how to help those six students, let Wen Guofu catch Yin Su flat, and if there is a second Yin Su, since the people of Yinjia Village believe in ghosts and gods so much, let them see it with their own eyes. Witness the power of ghosts and gods.

The Lord River God looked at the lively non-human beings in front of him, and showed an incomprehensible smile: "Huang Beer, you also come with me at night."

The pig eating peanuts at the long table was once again forgotten, and he pretended not to have heard the plan between the two.

It's just that after the two people went out at one o'clock in the middle of the night, the non-human who slept next door on the second floor went out quietly, and followed the two people all the way to Yin's Village.

At [-]:[-] in the night, a drunken villager in Yinjia Village was staggering home.

When passing by the new ancestral hall built half a year ago in the village, I was surprised to find that it was brightly lit and there were voices of people talking.

The drunken man pushed open the gate of the ancestral hall with dizzy eyes, and when he looked up, he saw the ancestors of the Yin family village sitting in front of the hall.

There was also an old acquaintance kneeling on the ground, Yin Su, who had recently returned to the village richly, was kneeling on the ground crying and apologizing to the old ancestor.

Yin Su, played by Huang Beer, turned his back to the direction of the gate and howled at the top of his voice.

"Old Ancestor, you must forgive me. I only took the villagers out to sell myself to make money because I was greedy for a little money. Anyway, those villagers are stupid to death. They don't even know that my daughters have been sold by me. No one cares about them when they are beaten to death outside. Who told their parents to believe lies like mine for money?

Old Ancestor, you must bless me. After I deceive all the women in the village, I will take you to the mountain city to build a new ancestral hall. I will give you pork and mutton every day, and offer you flowers and fruits every day. Please be sure. Bless me to get rich! "

When Huang Beer spoke, his voice fluctuated from high to low, and he vividly performed a bastard who would let others die for money, vividly and vividly.

Hearing this, Lu Wenren, who was sitting on the chair in the high hall, couldn't help but rolled up his sleeves and wanted to slap him!

At the door, the drunken villagers yelled in disgust when they heard these words, "I knew that kid Yin Su was nothing, how could money be so easy to earn! Those idiots deserve to be cheated."

After he finished cursing, he looked around consciously, and after confirming that he was the only one here, he quietly went to close the gate of the ancestral hall.

Anyway, his family didn't have a daughter, and it wasn't his family who were harmed. Why did he take the initiative to tell them about Yin Su's crimes when he didn't have a share in the money?

As long as he doesn't tell, no one will know about this matter, and he might take the opportunity to extort some money from those people's homes.

The drunk man outside the door staggered away again, Huang Beer in the hall turned around and saw the door was closed, and looked up at Lu Wenren who was sitting on the chair: "My lord, what should we do now?"

"Continue to act."

On the roof, Jin, who followed them one after the other, sat on the top eating ice cream and looked at the little Jiaolong below, pushed the door open again, and performed with Yellow Beer again, couldn't help but sneered: "It's just you Both of these acting skills may not be useful even if they are performed a hundred times."

The ice cream in his hand was thrown out of the air, turning into countless raindrops, passing through the roof to wake up the sleeping villagers.

One after another, the villagers woke up. Everyone could hear the clear sound of gongs and drums beating the sky. The people who were awakened walked out of the house undisturbed, and found that the source of the sound came from the direction of the ancestral hall. come here.

After the villagers met each other in twos and threes on the road, they all said that they heard the movement in the ancestral hall, and everyone decided to go to the ancestral hall together to see what was going on.