The daily life of the river god

"It's me." Lu Wenren took out the five-dollar certificate from his pocket and hung it around his neck.

"Hello Officer Lu, just call me Xiao Yin. I'll take you into the car. It's quite far up the mountainside." Xiao Yin patted the back seat of Zizi's car and motioned Lu Wenren to sit on it.

The other two non-human beings present immediately looked at the human with sharp eyes.

He directly took out his ID from his pocket and hung it around his neck like Lu Wenren.

The three words on the huge work card on it are clearly visible. The villager named Xiao Yin saw this scene from the corner of his eye, and finally moved his eyes away from Lu Wenren's face, and looked at the face wearing sunglasses. After looking at it, he said with a smile: "There is also Police Officer Xi, this name is really special, hahahaha, it looks like a false certificate."

When Ri Youshen was applying for the certificate, he was standing outside Chunhua's barber shop, and it was Lu Wenren who wrote the information for him inside.

This resulted in only one word of his name on the certificate.

His joke made none of the three present laugh.

The picture freezes strangely, one person is laughing, two people are expressionless, and one is looking for his non-existent job certificate with his pocket full of yellow beer, and wants to be called Police Officer Huang.

Xiao Yin smiled enough, wiped the sweat from her forehead, and pointed to the halfway up the mountain in front without feeling anything wrong: "Then Officer Lu, you can go up, I will wait for you there."

He stepped on the pedals, and left the three of them with a bang. The wheels of the bicycle were slammed by him, leaving the three of them with sweaty backs.

Huang Beer touched his whole body to make sure that he really didn't have that work permit, and whispered to him, "Big Boss, where did you get that certificate? Can you introduce me to get one too?"

From then on, he was no longer the Huang warehouse manager of the roast chicken factory, but the Huang police officer in the West District.

Xun gave him a white look with his sunglasses, and said coldly, "Ask your Lord River God."

After the words fell, before Huang Beer went to Lu Wenren's side, he saw that the boss had already walked in front of the river god, and his tone became gentle: "That person just now doesn't look like a normal person."

"It's a bit strange, let's go up the mountain first." Lu Wenren also felt that the man was weird.

It's just that with mortals around, it's hard for him to see with his own eyes, so he can only take one step at a time.

The three of them started to look at the mountain and walked for more than half an hour before climbing halfway up the mountain.

At the end of the stone path, halfway up the mountain, you can see a huge banyan tree standing there.

I don't know how many years I have been here.

Lu Wenren was the first to walk up the last step, and walked up to the big tree that required two people to hug: "This tree is so big, and if you absorb the local spirit of the mountain, you will be able to cultivate it in less than a hundred years." Come out with your spiritual consciousness."

"Hahaha, my lord is hopeless. Look here, its heart is broken." Huang Beer walked to the other side of the banyan tree and pointed to the center of the tree's heart on his side.

Lu Wenren turned around and saw that standing in front of Huang Beer was the other side of the banyan tree. It was struck by lightning at some point, and there was a scorched crack in the middle. The gap was half an arm's length wide and deep, and it could clearly see Seeing that the location of the heart of the tree is all bad.

"What a pity." Looking at the irreparable injury, Lu Wenren opened the backpack he was carrying, rummaged through it for a while, and found a white porcelain bottle. As soon as the bottle cap was opened, the two non-human beings beside him immediately felt the pain. A strong aura of heaven and earth.

After taking a sip of Huang Beer, his tail and ears popped out, his face turned into a disfigured staring at the bottle in Lu Wenren's hand, and his five claws stretched out to grab it.

A skeleton hand was holding his collar, holding the weasel spirit in his hand with a blank expression, not allowing him to pass.

"Let go of me! Let me go quickly! A lot of spiritual energy! Ah! Give it to me! Give it to me!" Huang Beer was completely attracted by this force, drooling, and looked at the direction of Lu Wenren's palm with red eyes.

Lu Wenren brought the white porcelain bottle to the banyan tree, tilted the bottle body, and a drop of purple liquid dripped from the bottle body, and landed in the injured center of the banyan tree.

In the middle of the scorched heart of the tree, the drop of purple liquid was quickly absorbed by the big tree, and the listless leaves above the head returned to normal in a blink of an eye.

Lu Wenren tightened the lid of the white porcelain bottle, put it back into the backpack, and then lightly patted the banyan tree with his palm: "Seeing that your practice is not easy, this drop of purple air will help you practice, and I hope to see you in the West District in a hundred years. "

The green leaves on the top of the head happily rolled the branches towards the person on the ground, like a large tree baby, countless branches stretched out to hug the fairy on the ground, the soft branches rubbed against Lu Wenren's shoulders several times before thinking about it Reluctantly let go.

He let go of the yellow-brown weasel in his hand, and as soon as he let go, he rushed to the banyan tree with a damaged heart, lay down on the ground, pouted his tail, and sniffed it. stop.

Seeing this scene, Lu Wenren looked up at the other non-human being in a daze, and saw that the whole body of the other person had turned into a bone shape, only the huge sunglasses hanging on the holed face, which could not be dropped. over there.

"What's the matter with you?" Lord River God looked at the two strange non-humans in front of him in puzzlement.

The ossified 虺 raised his palm, watching his white palm clenched his fist, and the illusory flesh gradually surrounded his bones again.

Soon, he returned to his usual appearance. The person who had done all this took off the sunglasses hanging on his face, revealing his eyes as red as yellow beer, and looked at the river god who knew nothing. Hoarse: "What did you just take?"

The bewildered Lord River God suddenly realized, and took out the white porcelain bottle from his backpack, "You are attracted by this, this is the pill liquid that was distributed by the heaven when I descended to earth, and you also know that there is very little aura in the world nowadays. , Once many non-human beings are injured, they will be forced to die because they cannot dig out the treasures of heaven and earth to heal them. In order to prevent the reduction of non-human beings, Heavenly Court specially ordered a pill from Taishang Laojun for us. If we are found to be seriously injured and die If you are a non-human being, use the pill to save the other party."

To non-humans, this liquid is as fierce as a Shiquan Dabu pill when it is dropped.

In the past, I have worked hard for a hundred years in a place with a lot of aura, so I might as well take a breath from this bottle.

The yellow beer lying on the big tree gradually became clearer as the smell of liquid in the air became less and less. After hearing Lu Wenren's explanation, he immediately trotted over and knelt in front of Lu Wenren with a "plop" and covered his heart with his hands , Weakly opened his mouth: "My lord, help me, my heart hurts so much, give me a bowl of that medicine!"

Xun kicked the weasel spirit who was pretending to be sick, and squeezed himself in front of Lu Wenren, "Can you show me this medicine?"

Lu Wenren looked at him, then at Huang Beer who trot back with anticipation on his face, and answered the two expectant non-humans with a bright smile on his eyes: "Of course...no."

He put the medicine bottle back into his backpack, and patted his bag calmly: "This thing is only for those non-human beings who are obedient, kind, and injured. Which one of you is suitable?"

Huang Beer was the first to feel remorse, if he had known that this man had such a treasure, he would not have followed Poseidon to kill him.

Today's great opportunity is in front of him, but he can only miss it. This kind of torture made Huang Beer's two hairy ears hang down listlessly.

The other non-human was more shameless, and calmly picked up Lu Wenren's fingers and counted his own advantages for him.

"Come on, we don't care about the water ghosts for the time being. Let's talk about how I am not good to you? You live in my house for breakfast, and you still get a big part of my salary. May I ask this lord, what am I doing?" Is it bad to be disobedient?" Xun humbly asked for advice.

After the words fell, Huang Beer was the first to want to jump up. The news that this guy came to Heshen from the West District back then immediately asked them to gather in Xiaoyanglou to deal with Lu Wenren.

say he is good?There is no second good guy in the whole west!

But this guy is not slippery, and has never left any evidence.

Huang Beer bit his long tail, watching with aggrieved and heartbroken Lu Wenren was inspired by the villain's words, and actually wanted to reach out to take out the bottle from his backpack.

A piece of green chewing gum was taken out of the backpack and stuffed into the open palm of the scorpion.

Lord River God calmly stuffed the gum over: "I know you're fine, but you're not injured, so you don't meet the conditions. Take some and calm down."

The chewing gum used to calm down was shared by two non-humans.

Leaving this blessed big banyan tree, the three continued to walk up the mountain.

Lu Wenren walked in front, and Jin put on his sunglasses again and walked behind with Huang Beer.

Huang Beer couldn't move his eyes from Lu Wenren's backpack, he stared straight at the black backpack, and whispered, "Boss Xi, do you think this place is particularly good?"

He wore sunglasses, with a detached expression: "It's pretty good, I didn't find out about murder, arson, and robbery."

It was the first time he knew that there were such a remote and desolate place within the scope of the West District.

Huang Beer licked his lips excitedly, a pair of mung bean-sized slender eyes gleamed: "Then let's grab it, we just need to grab his bag, and don't hit him, so the thunder and lightning won't hit him." On our body, when we snatch the bag, we will drink that thing, even if he catches us, there is no way for us to spit it out, what do you think?"

The tall non-human next to him nodded repeatedly, and said encouragingly: "And then?" After speaking, he quietly took out the mobile phone in his pocket and turned on the recording button.

"Then we have four or six copies, I have four and you have six, this matter is known to God and everyone, and no third person will know about it!"

Thinking of the beautiful days to come, Huang Beer jumped three feet high and rubbed his hands excitedly: "Let's do it! Before the villagers find out, we will grab Lu Wenren's bag now, and then I will take you to buy the mountain here." Chicken, how about my treat?"

"Wait for me a moment." He turned off the recording, and strode towards Lu Wenren, who was three to five meters away from them.

Huang Beer was in the back, and when he saw Jin walked there, he didn't know what he said to Lu Wenren, and even took out something from his pocket and handed it to the other party.

Then Lu Wenren turned his head, looked at Huang Beer for a few times in an unclear manner, and then lowered his head to look at the thing in his hand: "Does he really want to do something to me?"

The rebellious non-human lied without blinking an eyelid: "Really, you don't know how cunning a non-human like a weasel is when you come to the world for the first time. In the afternoon, I will see the baby on your body, encouraging me to kidnap you with him, I still suggest that it is safer for you not to stay with this non-human being."

It is also the first time that Lord River God, who has little experience in the world, knows that there are such fickle species of non-human beings. He strapped his backpack on his back and secretly told the worried 虺: "Don't worry, he will never take this bag away. If he dares to do something, I guarantee that his end will be worse than Poseidon's."

The tall non-human understood it on the spot, glanced at the inconspicuous black backpack from the corner of the eye, thinking that it was trouble if he hadn't dealt with Tianting in 3000 years.

I don't know how many strange restrictions these gods have imposed on their bodies and belongings.

The non-human with merit and fame returned to Huang Beer's side, "I went to inquire about the situation, and he said that there are restrictions on the backpack. Let's find a few dead ghosts to try their power first, and we will benefit from it."

Huang Beer raised two thumbs up, his eyes twinkled with stars: "The boss is still smart, then I will listen to you, and after I go down the mountain, I will find a scapegoat. Anyway, there are many non-humans who want to do something to Lu Wenren in the West District. Anyone who yells will be hooked."

The weasel spirit thinks of the good days in the future, and Mei's walking is drifting.

The actor who can win the best actor award for playing the double-faced man hides his achievements and fame with a smile on his face.

No matter whether Huangpi snatched the thing in the future, or put up a good man's card on Lu Wenren, neither side will be offended, no matter who gets the medicine on the other side, he will only have benefits and no harm.

The three of them walked to the first house on the mountainside with different thoughts. This is a two-story bungalow. The exterior wall is painted with white latex paint, which looks brand new. The weeds at the door are as high as the calf.

A familiar bicycle is parked at this door.

The two wooden doors were wide open, and the young man Xiao Yin met at the bus station was sitting inside, eating potatoes with his rice bowl in his hands.

Hearing the sound of footsteps coming, he took advantage of the opportunity to look over and saw that it was them, stood up excitedly and ran out all the way.

"You guys are finally here. If you walk a little slower, my dish will be cold. Hurry up and eat first. After dinner, I'll take you to some houses where children have lost their lives."

Huang Beer, who was shaking his head, was pulled in by him. Lu Wenren stood aside and saw that there was another room next door. In the center of the room, there seemed to be an incense table and a few other things.

Before he could see clearly, Xiao Yin who had just entered the room ran out again, standing in front of him enthusiastically inviting him to enter the room.

Lu Wenren only had time to look at it before turning his eyes away, and went into the room to prepare for lunch.

On the table made of old wood, the dust was half a foot thick. Huang Beer was holding a baked potato, gnawing on it with a painful expression.

There were several other roasted and cracked potatoes lying on the painted plate. Xiao Yin took one in each hand and put it into Lu Wenren's hands enthusiastically: "Officer Lu, hurry up and eat, these are the potatoes I grew at home, okay?" have eaten."

Lu Wenren looked at the potatoes in his hand, "Thank you."

He lowered his head and was about to speak when someone held his head, and a peeled and clean potato was handed over from the side: "You eat this."

He handed over the clean potato in his hand, took the one held in the palm of the other party, and resumed peeling with a normal face.

Huang Beer glanced at the potatoes he was gnawing, and then at the scene of exchanging potatoes on the opposite side, feeling that he had miscalculated.

Such a good opportunity to please, he didn't wince at all, and he will have to learn more from him in the future.

Look at this ability to see and follow the wind, he admires it!

There was only potatoes with coarse salt for a meal. As soon as Lu Wenren finished eating a potato, he heard a commotion outside the yard.

The first Huang Beer who was full squatted at the door, stretched his neck and looked outside when he heard the sound.

I saw three middle-aged men running up the mountain in a hurry with a girl in red on their backs.

Xiao Yin, who was eating with them, also heard the movement and looked up.

After seeing this scene, he explained to the three people: "They are sending the ghost king, and the child is the ghost king's wife. If the local people have bad things at home, they will say that the ghost king on the mountain wants to find a wife. They will take out the red hijab and dress them up as brides, and then send them to the Ghost King Cave."

"After sending it to Ghost King's Cave?" Lu Wenren stood up, walked to the door and looked at the three people in a hurry.

"I just sent it there, and I will come back by myself in three days, which means that the ghost king forgave everyone." Xiao Yin walked to the door and looked at the three of them with curious expressions: "Do you want to see it?"

"Think about it!" In order to show off, Huang Beer raised his hand to answer without waiting for Lu Wenren to speak.

Lord Heshen gave him a blank look: "No need, let's go and see those villagers whose children got lost first."

Huang Beer, who expressed his misgivings, stood at the door with his hands raised in embarrassment. When 虺 passed by him, the studious weasel asked unwillingly; "Why can't I figure out his opinion every time! Boss 虺, teach me .”

"Three hundred an hour, I'll teach you how to read Lu Wenren's mind in just ten lessons."

Huang Beer looked at the palm stretched out in front of him, then at the ruthless face of Ji, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "Okay! I bought it, and I will give it to you when my roast chicken factory pays wages!"

"Then wait for Yuyan. I will teach you after you get the money."

He didn't receive the money, and he couldn't teach the other party a single word.

He even told Lu Wenren about his extortion of Huang Beer's money in a corner where Huang Beer didn't pay attention.

Facing Xiao Jiaolong's incomprehensible eyes, the non-human has a righteous attitude: "A man becomes bad when he has money. When he has no money, he wants to attack you. If he has money, he will definitely have more vicious thoughts. How about just Let me be the bad guy and take all his money, so that he can be an honest and law-abiding non-human."

What he said made sense, Lord River God thought for a while before suggesting: "Don't cheat them all, leave him some food money."

"Listen to you."

The two discussed how to cheat Huang Beer, and then followed the villager named Xiao Yin, and quickly found the first villager who lost his child in a brick house halfway up the mountain.

There was only one old man in his eighties left in this family. After hearing that Lu Wenren was a policeman, he walked into the house with a cane, and after a while took out a photo and handed it to him.

"This is Yoyo, Yoyo was lost last week."

In the photo, a 12-year-old girl, wearing a school uniform, took a group photo with the teacher at the door of the school classroom.

"It started last week, Yoyo was the first to lose her, and then everyone in the village went out to look for her that night, but no one found her after a whole night of searching, Qingqing was also lost, and Qingqing was the one we wanted later. The second one I went to."

The police reported by Xiaoyin knew all about these situations.

"Before they got lost, did they do anything strange?" Lu Wenren took a picture of the photo, so he didn't know anyone when he found it.

"There is no strange behavior. The children here go to school in the village, leaving early and returning late every day."

"Don't the teachers at the school know about the situation?" Lu Wenren asked again.

Xiao Yin spread his hands and explained to him helplessly: "All the teachers in the village come to support teaching. There is only one elementary school on the mountain. In fact, no one wants to come. The schools below the mountain are all in the city. The school fees are the same as The housing in any school district is not cheap, so the elementary school on the mountain has not been cancelled.”

"Let's go to school."

Lu Wenren made a decision. Several people crossed the mountain and crossed the sea, and walked halfway up the mountain for almost an hour before they found the school on the back mountain.

On a large piece of flat land, a row of houses were built. The school gate was open, and when four people walked in, classes were going on inside.

There were bursts of reading sounds, and a few people stood quietly outside, not disturbing the students' study, Xiao Yin went to find the principal of the school.

The principal of Yinjiacun Elementary School was also a local, named Yin Hongguang. Hearing that they were policemen from the West District, he asked someone to take out some things from his office, and he led the way for them himself.

"After the first child's accident, we went to the school to check and found nothing. We moved out her things and desks and put them in my office, as well as other items such as schoolbags and stationery. It has never been touched."

Lu Wenren followed the other party into the principal's office. There were five desks lined up in the corner of the room.

"This is the desk of the five missing children. Their stationery and textbooks are all there. Isn't it said that there is some fingerprint collection now? So we haven't moved it."

Huang Beer walked to the five tables in three steps at a time, bent down and sniffed the tables vigorously with his nose, and then raised his head: "There is no smell of non-human beings, nor the smell of water ghosts."

"Why did you call the police and say that you were dragged away by a water ghost? Where is the water source nearby?" Lu Wenren turned to look at the principal: "We came all the way from the foot of the mountain, and you didn't see any ponds after walking half of your village. How could that be?" Do you think they were dragged away by water ghosts?"

When this matter was brought up, Xiao Yin and Yin Hongguang looked at each other before answering his question in embarrassment.

"The pond is in the Ghost King's Cave, and the Ghost King's Cave is in the Qianku Mountain. There is a small road built artificially in the mountain. You have also seen it today. There are people sending brides into the cave. Ghost kings marrying wives cannot be seen by others, so I I want to show you around this school, and I will take you there after the happy event over there is over."

The author has something to say:

Huang Beer: I used to think that Xun became the boss of the West District by virtue of his strength, but now I realize that he relied on his shamelessness.