The daily life of the river god
Chapter 29 A Good Person Card
"Who are these people?" Lu Wenren asked.
He Da pointed to the paper at the bottom of the information: "These are the list of non-humans living in the West District. When my second uncle got married the year before last, I sent invitations to everyone, so everyone's name and contact number I They all copied one."
Lu Wenren pulled out the last piece of paper and glanced at Nine Tails, where the two names of Maria were registered.
There are also 21 completely unknown names of demons and ghosts.
"Is everyone in the group on this list?" Lu Wenren asked.
"Not everyone is there." He Da pointed to the pillar next to him: "He is not in this group of cramp riding dragons and fighting gods."
The beavers don't participate in the big plan of the non-humans in the west area, and they are tired from being busy as firefighters every day, so when He Da was suddenly dragged into a new group last night, he was a little surprised.
After he saw the content of the chat in the group, he didn't sleep all night and went to print the materials early in the morning, and came to find Lu Wenren when he was done.
Seeing that he was being called, Jin, who was standing beside him, pretended to be innocent and approached Lu Wenren, bent down to look at the list in his hand, and glanced over.
All the acquaintances gathered in Xiaoyanglou last time to target Xiao Jiaolong.
Unexpectedly, this group of non-humans stood on the same line with him on the surface, and even created a new group in private to isolate him.
In this regard, the non-human being who is the least serious in the West District smiled slightly, and said to the stern-faced Heshen who was beside him with a sense of justice: "It's too much! You come to the West District and are busy managing the environment and dealing with law and order every day. They are still dealing with you like this, this time we can't let them just be locked up in Yuqing Palace to study!"
Lu Wenren looked at the chat records one by one, and at the monsters and ghosts who wanted to cram his muscles and pull out his scales, and nodded seriously: "You are right, this time we should rectify them."
After collecting these materials, Lu Wenren looked at He Da who was standing aside waiting for an answer, thought for a while and said, "I will give you a reward in a few days, and let you decorate the old furniture as you like."
When He Da heard it, he smiled on the spot, "Thank you, my lord! I will tell you as soon as there is any news in the West District."
"Well, thank you." Lu Wenren took out his mobile phone and immediately transferred him a red envelope of 3000 yuan: "This is the fee to reward you beaver monsters for reporting meritorious service. It's an extra reward. Take it and spend it."
He Da never expected to report it. There was such a good thing. He held his mobile phone excitedly, shook his head left and right, and went home to celebrate.
Leaving Lu Wenren and 虺 still standing by the river bank, after they left, Lu Wenren called Xia Bing again: "You and General Xie came to Laoshiqiao today, when will the water in the river refill and when will you go?" , Remember to patrol around to see if anyone is deliberately stealing my water."
After making the phone call, Lord Heshen rolled up the documents under his arm, raised his hand and pointed in one direction: "Let's go, let's go to the next thing."
He followed his pace, watched him walk out with a clear goal, and wondered what he planned next.
"You don't care about those monster groups?" When I first read the chat records, I was quite angry.
This guy doesn't look like a god who is so magnanimous to forgive.
Lu Wenren, who was walking towards Chunhua Barbershop, shook his head, "I will take care of it, but there must be a place to live for so many non-human beings, and they can't all live in Yuqing Palace, so I will find a new place for them. "
When he received the report material from Heda just now, a perfect place appeared in Lu Wenren's mind, where it would be the perfect place to house and rectify these non-human beings.
Knowing that he has a plan, Jin no longer cares about it.
When he arrived at Chunhua Barbershop, while Lu Wenren was chatting with Riyoushen, he stood outside the door wearing huge sunglasses to block the eyes of passers-by, and then used his mobile phone to contact Jiuwei who lives in Yuqing Palace.
虺: "Cramp riding a dragon and beating the gods?"
In Yuqing Palace, Jiuwei, who had just finished practicing Wu Qinxi, heard the phone ringing, and took out the phone to take a peek under the sharp eyes of the old Taoist priest of Yuqing Palace.
I was shocked at a glance, and quickly opened the new group I created yesterday.
Dragging from the first member to the last one, after making sure that he was not in the group, he quit and replied cautiously.
Renmeixintian Nine-Tailed Fox: "?? Boss, what does this mean? Why can't I understand it?"
The person on the other end quickly replied to her.
虺: "It's okay if you don't understand. I just want to say that the food in Yuqing Palace is pretty good. It's free to eat and live there, and you still have the time to create a new group behind my back. It's a great job, I encourage you."
Kyuubi was holding the phone, his back felt cold.
I always feel that the other party is acting strangely, but there is no evidence.
The old Taoist priest from Yuqing Palace walked over silently holding a wooden sword, and stood behind Jiuwei with his hands behind his back, watching the female benefactor flying her hands on the keyboard.
The old Taoist narrowed his eyes and looked at the words she typed leisurely.
Nine-tailed fox: "Hahahaha boss, you are so humorous, you don't even know how bad the food in Yuqing Palace is! I'm so skinny that I'm starting to lose my hair! The old Taoist priests are still spoiling me to death every day. It makes people wonder whether they haven't had Yin and Yang coordination for too long, resulting in too much anger, all vented on me!"
Kyuubi happily finished typing a long paragraph, feeling that on the one hand, he was flattering the boss, and on the other hand, he belittled Yuqing Palace, who was in the same camp as the River God.
She's such a perfect fence.
Not far away, Maria, who also wanted to fall to the ground after playing Wu Qin Xi, saw the happy expression of Nine Tails, and then looked at the ashen face of the old Taoist priest in Yuqing Palace, got up silently from the ground, and continued to practice Tai Chi in a well-behaved and sensible way. fist.
"You are beautiful and sweet? Who came up with this name?" The old Taoist priest of Yuqing Palace asked with a smile behind his back.
Kyuubi, who was still squatting and playing with his mobile phone, heard this, and subconsciously replied: "Me, don't you think I'm particularly beautiful?"
"Where is the sweetness?" The old Taoist was very curious. During this period of time, this nine-tailed fox was walking dogs and fighting cocks in the Taoist temple every day, jumping up and down for a while, which made the head teacher wonder if it was spring and it was time for animals to make trouble and find a partner. .
He even asked him secretly, do you want to buy some male foxes?
"I'm so beautiful, shouldn't everyone who sees me think I'm sweet?" Kyuubi finished speaking, wondering why Maria's voice became a little rough?
The nine-tailed fox turned his head in great confusion, and met the old Taoist's wrinkled old face.
One person and one fox looked at each other and smiled.
The old Taoist gestured the wooden sword in his hand a few times with a smile, and said without any threat: "Female benefactor, let's continue practicing. Today, we will do all the 108 Tai Chi poses. I am a little angry and like to waste people when I am old. I hope the female benefactor doesn't mind."
Kyuubi: "..." Life discount ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Maria why didn't you remind me!
In the distance, Maria, who was obediently doing exercises by herself, kept her ears shut and muttered silently: "Infinite Heaven, Infinite Heaven."
She didn't dare to remind her!She hasn't finished memorizing her book yet, practicing Tai Chi is much easier than memorizing it, okay?
If you want to blame it, you can blame Nine Tails herself. A living person as big as the old Taoist priest is here, and she plays with her mobile phone there as if she didn't see it, without any non-human vigilance! .
At the entrance of Chunhua Barber Shop, Xun sent another message to that Nine-Tailed Kyuubi who was pretending to be stupid, but he didn't receive a reply for a long time.
This behavior was considered by Xun to be that Kyuubi hadn't been cleaned up for too long, and the fox fur on his body had already started to itch, and he deserved a beating.
He decided to follow the list in Lu Wenren's hand tonight, and come to the door one by one to make everyone feel warm.
In the barber shop, Lu Wenren took his 400 million bank card and handed it to Ri Youshen.
"The zoo you mentioned is going to close down, I want to invest in this zoo, there are 400 million here."
Ri Youshen took the large amount of bank card, and looked at the new River God in bewilderment: "There are only native dogs, roosters, monkeys, and peacocks in that zoo. The most expensive one is probably a crocodile. How are you?" What do you invest in?"
Is money hot?
Lu Wenren opened the Heshen work list that he carried with him, and pointed to the line of text specially marked by Tianting.
"The heavens say that auras are rare nowadays, and non-humans who have cultivated these movements to become fine are becoming rarer and rarer. Once one is lost and died, it is a broken inheritance, so every god is required to treat them as cherished animals. I think this The method is very good."
Since animals are cherished, they should live in a special place.
The zoo that is about to close down is a very good place, and it is perfect for detaining these disobedient non-human beings.
It is close to Yuqing Palace, and it is also convenient for Xia Bing and Xie Generals of Yuqing Palace to go to the zoo to check the situation at any time.
For this reason, Ri Youshen looked at him with admiration and a strange horror.
After all, Tianting said that it treats them as precious animals, but did not say that they are really locked up in the zoo. Those non-human beings will all turn into human bodies.
"Another [-] errand fees will be deducted from the card for you." Lu Wenren looked at this barber shop that was closed at any time, and said calmly.
Riyoushen, who was still worried one second, patted his chest the next second and assured him: "No problem! Anyway, that land has been abandoned for a long time, so I'll go talk to you about it!"
3 yuan!Enough for him and Ye Youshen to maintain the barber shop for two years of living costs!
Anyway, the God of the River is right, there is nothing wrong with keeping the animals in the zoo.
The 虺 standing outside the door sent Jiuwei a few more messages, but did not receive a reply, and was about to let the mayfly in mid-air go to Yuqing Palace to have a look.
Could it be that when the fox packed up and ran away, Lu Wenren, who had negotiated business with Ri Youshen in the barber shop, had already come out.
"Come on, let's go to the next place."
"Where are we going next?" Xun turned off his phone and followed him.
"I called Wen Guofu and wanted to borrow the loudspeaker of the neighborhood committee next to the old stone bridge."
After taking office for half a month, Lu Wenren has already got a clear picture of the functions of all places on the entire site in the West District.
The two went to the police station, and as soon as they arrived at the door, they met Wen Guofu who came out in a hurry.
"Mr. Lu, I happen to need your help with something. There have been rumors of ghosts in several places in the West District recently. I wanted to contact General Xia Bing to thank General, but I did not expect to receive a call from you. I just happened to tell you about it. "
Wen Guofu handed the information in his hand to Lu Wenren, "This is the address of the five haunted houses. Originally, the haunted house culture has become popular in the past two years. Many young people like to go to such places in groups to play, but Since the day before yesterday, some tourists have said that after coming out of the haunted house, they always feel that someone is following them behind them, and when they sleep at night, there are still traces of movement in the things at home."
Lu Wenren took it over and took a look at the detailed record of the reporter: "Could it be a thief?"
"We thought so too at first, but yesterday a visitor installed surveillance at home, woke up this morning and found that the quilt on his bed was replaced by a tattered quilt, turned on the surveillance and found that no one opened the door of the house However, the original quilt on his body seemed to be lifted up by someone, and he was replaced with an old quilt, which scared the man and rushed to the police station to report the crime at dawn."
"Then I'll go over and have a look now. I'm going to give you these materials too. Here's their list. I want you to help me check whether these non-human beings have had their identities registered. I want to see where their registered addresses are. .”
Lord Heshen handed over all the materials he had collected all the way to Wen Guofu.
Wen Guofu caught the thick stack of materials, lowered his head and fixed his eyes, and the big [Trump Riding Jiao Da Shen Qun] came into view: "What is this?"
"This is the list of non-human beings in the West District. Everyone seems to have misunderstood me, so I want to come and explain myself."
When he said this, if the temperature around him hadn't dropped severely, Wen Guofu would probably have believed it more likely.
However, someone took the initiative to clean up this group of non-human beings. Wen Guofu was also very happy to see the success, and accepted the task on the spot: "Okay, I will go back and check their information for you, and I will send you a message on my phone later."
"Thank you."
"Speaking of which, we are right to thank you, Lord River God. Then I will go to work."
Wen Guofu walked away with a smile. Lu Wenren looked at the address of the five haunted houses in his hand, as well as the addresses of the passers-by who had the accident.
"Let's go here first." Lu Wenren pointed to the address on Shanghai Road. This is the nearest haunted house to the police station, only six kilometers away.
When the two arrived at the haunted house, they saw hundreds of people queuing up in front of the black monster's bloody mouth from afar.
Lu Wenren looked at such a long line, and then looked down at the address in his hand, a little dazed: "I didn't go wrong, didn't I say it was haunted? Why are there so many people?"
Standing at the back of the line was a couple. Hearing his muttering, he looked back at the two of them: "It's fun to be haunted. In the past, everyone could pass through the haunted house with their eyes closed. Now there are real ghosts in it." How exciting! Are you looking for excitement too?"
It was the first time for Lord River God to come down to earth, although he had played house games and had his own contact, he thought that he already knew human beings very well.
But at this moment, he still couldn't understand and asked the non-humans around him: "Is it really exciting to see ghosts?"
The 虺 who has lived for thousands of years can't understand this, and can only say: "I haven't seen a ghost, why don't we go in first and see how exciting it is?"
"Great idea!" Lu Wenren ran to the ticket office to buy two tickets, and then stood in the back of the line with Jin and lined up honestly.
They were not idle when they were queuing here. The huge black monster at the door kept swallowing the tourists in line. At the same time, not far from the head of another black monster, a group of pale human beings could be seen coming from There ran out.
Running and screaming all the way.
This scene deeply stimulated the people who were still in line. Many people shouted excitement, and some expressed fear and wanted to retreat, but they were forcibly dragged by their friends.
The sun hung high in the sky, making everyone feel dizzy and uncomfortable.
When the couple in line in front of them was so hot that their foreheads were dripping with sweat, they inadvertently glanced back.
I saw the two handsome guys standing behind them, each wearing a huge sunglasses to cover half of their faces, each with an ice cream, standing here leisurely, without looking hot at all.
Jiang Li was sore on the spot. She stood here in line for a long time and was so thirsty that her boyfriend didn't even think about buying her an ice cream.
Then look at the two people behind them, there is not a drop of sweat on their foreheads, they are standing here refreshed.
People are better than others, and they have to be lost.
I stepped on my boyfriend's shoe on the spot, coquettishly, "Bibi, I also want to eat ice cream, I want Haagen-Dazs chocolate flavor, you go buy it for me~"
The boyfriend tilted his neck and looked at the two people eating ice cream behind him, then at the canteen a few hundred meters away, immediately took out 100 yuan from his wallet, and handed it to Lu Wenren who was eating ice cream.
"You, help us run the rest of the money as a tip for you."
Lord Heshen, who was eating ice cream, looked at the 100 yuan, thought for a few seconds before saying, "Is it okay not to have Haagen-Dazs?"
"It's fine, as long as it's ice cream!" Jiang Li saw that the two looked well dressed, and thought they were rich people.
She didn't expect to be willing to run errands for them for 100 yuan, and immediately pouted her lips in disgust. The weather is so hot that people use their hands as fans, and now she just wants to eat ice cream quickly.
The non-human with eyes closed and wearing sunglasses stood behind and listened to the conversation between them. Just as he was about to grab the stupid little dragon, he heard the other party speak.
Lu Wenren focused on the human being who took the money: "Are you too? You can do without Haagen-Dazs."
Fu Yunshan readily stuffed 100 yuan into his palm: "Take it! As long as you buy the ice cream, you will spend the rest of the money!"
"Huh." Lu Wenren grabbed the 100 yuan and raised his wrist to signal the non-human standing behind him to come over and point: "Give me the bag in your hand."
The huge non-human handed over a transparent plastic bag with five or six old popsicles in it.
Lu Wenren opened the bag, picked out two old popsicles and handed them to the humans who were watching them.
"Here, the ice cream you want."
He made a steady profit of 100 yuan from this business, and the old Popsicle paid for it.
The four people present, except Lu Wenren, were happy to earn 100 yuan.
The remaining three people all stood in place.
Fu Yunshan did not expect that there would be such shameless people in this world, who took away 100 yuan from him and only gave them two old popsicles.
He won't even eat this thing if he throws it on the ground, okay?
Jiang Li also had the same distaste on her face, thinking that this man was really stingy and stingy, and she was blinded by that face.
For 100 yuan, he did such a shameless thing, "Hey, what we want is ice cream, is this a popsicle, okay! It's not the same as ice cream."
"Then get another one." Lu Wenren carried the plastic bag, and quickly found two little snowmen from under the old popsicle.
After handing it to the other party, he still reminded the other party of the text on it: "This package has ice cream written on it, so it's not deceiving."
Jiang Li: "..." She was well prepared, with perfect reasons, and no one could say anything against it.
"Ma De, did you do it on purpose?" Fu Yunshan saw his girlfriend's face blushing from the anger, and rushed forward with great momentum and pulled the sunglasses off Lu Wenren's face.
Those eyes, which had turned emerald green due to the hot weather, were immediately seen clearly by everyone peeking and listening in the queue without the obstruction of the sunglasses.
"Wow! What beautiful eyes!"
"Color lenses, they don't look like foreigners."
"The color is so pretty, I don't know which store I bought it from."
Many people eating melon passers-by were sultry and hot from the sun, and now there was a commotion in the team, and a group of people hurriedly looked lively to cool off.
Standing behind him took off his sunglasses and hung them on Xiao Jiaolong's face, while the other party was playing with his glasses, he kicked the jumping human to the ground: "Yes, it was on purpose, you Feel free to hold back any opinions.”
The attitude of non-human beings was particularly arrogant, causing the onlookers to hold together and shout in low voices.
"KSWL! KSWL! They must have an affair!"
"Is there any height difference! The cute little girl holding on to her sunglasses is so cute!!!"
"Although I don't eat anything, but two big men come together to play the haunted house, no matter how you look at it, it is full of room for imagination."
Lu Wenren was holding the sunglasses that didn't match the size, and just carefully fixed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, when he saw the kick of the human being kicked.
"Why did you kick him?" Lord River God didn't know why.
"Kick it if your feet itch." He took the plastic bag in Xiao Jiaolong's hand and carried it, and pulled him forward a few steps, "Hurry up before they come over, let's move forward A spot!"
After queuing for a long time, there were less than [-] people left in front of them, and Lu Wenren was also standing a little tired. Hearing this, he hurried forward a few steps, occupying the couple's position just now.
Fu Yunshan was kicked out, his girlfriend screamed and chased after her, hugging her boyfriend on the ground and screaming.
"Why are you beating people! I want to call the police and arrest you!"
He took out the work ID card from his pocket, and confidently shook it in front of the eyes of the two humans: "Do you know how to read?"
On it is a huge stamp of the West District Police Department, with a line of small characters below it, and an employee card of the West District Special Operations Department.
The girl who was still screaming yelled louder on the spot. She took out her mobile phone and pointed it at the ID to take a photo. She jumped up with her boyfriend and called the local police station.
In this regard, Master Heshen whispered to his subordinates: "The five yuan certificate is used to deal with non-human beings, they are just ordinary human beings."
Article [-] of the Heavenly Court’s Work Guide, one cannot use the privileges of the gods to interfere with the daily behavior of human beings.
He looked at the stupid little dragon with expressionless eyes, and asked him coldly, "Then if I don't do anything, what will you do?"
"Will he be struck by lightning?" The man just grabbed his sunglasses quickly, if it hit him.
Lu Wenren thought of the more than 200 restrictions on him, and suddenly realized that it was a good thing that the other party was kicked out.
So he breathed a sigh of relief, and patted Xun's arm earnestly: "Fortunately, you kicked him."
Otherwise, if he was struck to death by lightning, he would have to find a way to bury the body and write a report to the Heavenly Court to explain the whole incident in detail.
"He humiliated you with money just now, and you weren't angry?"
"Is giving me money to humiliate me?" Lord Heshen was shocked. When he received 100 yuan just now, he was still thinking about rushing to the convenience store to buy a box of ice cream in one go. Such a long queue, If everyone gives him 100 yuan.
That's a lot of money!
After he had just given 400 million to Riyoushen, all he had left was the red envelopes given to him by his brothers.
Such an easy way of making money is actually a humiliation, and human beings are really inexplicable.
Non-human bees who have lived for thousands of years have a deep understanding of a problem.
The ability of the Luzhai family to raise their son is really poor.
This guy is still living in the West District. Is it because they are inhuman and incompetent, or is this guy just lucky? .
When the police came, two people lined up in front of the haunted house until there were only five people left in front.
The police who called after a long wait stopped the two people who were waiting to enter the haunted house while the couple was identifying them.
"Come out, both of you." Police Officer Lu asked Lu Wenren to come out of the line.
A folded note appeared in front of him, and Lu Wenren held the note with an innocent face: "We are here to handle the case."
He took out his work card in due course. Although it was worth five yuan, it was really a useful document.
The two auxiliary police officers who received the call to the police looked at the serious documents, as well as the information on the printed paper with the logo of the West District Police Department, the address of the case and the person who reported the case.
All internal.
Moreover, this special certificate represents a completely independent special department. They also have a wide range of contacts as auxiliary police officers, but they know a lot of news about the special department.
The tall one and the short one in front of him may seem inconspicuous, but those who can enter the special department must have extraordinary skills.
"What's wrong with the police! The police can beat people randomly!" Fu Yunshan, who called the police, jumped up when he saw the two people flirting with the police who came over, and muttered loudly that he wanted everyone to come over.
"Everyone, come and see, the police are beating someone!"
"We received news from Wen Guofu that there were ghosts in this haunted house and someone had reported the case, so we lined up here to go in and see the situation. The two of them..." Lu Wenren pointed at the couple with a small finger: " They gave us money to buy ice cream, but I bought it for them and they were not satisfied with taking away my sunglasses."
The hand moved from Fu Yunshan's crooked face to his palm.
Lu Wenren's sunglasses are still subconsciously held by him, and Lord Heshen has decided that he doesn't want those glasses anymore.
The crowd who watched the whole process nodded their heads one after another: "He's right, it's that young man who insulted people with money first, and then beat them with his hands!"
"The next couple! A group of five, can you get in?" The staff at the entrance of the haunted house had already sent the five people in the front row into the haunted house, and looked up at the team.
I saw the two people standing in the front blocking the way, and they didn't say whether to enter or not.
He grabbed Xiao Jiaolong and walked towards the counter: "Let's go in."
Seeing that they were already in line, Lord Heshen who was being dragged away quickly waved his hand to Police Officer Lu, pointing at the mouth of the huge monster, "We'll go in and handle the case first, and you'll handle it here."
After the words fell, the person had been pulled into the haunted house by the scorpion, and three other tourists who were standing in line behind them were also inside.
In the haunted house here, each team is a group of five people, and they happen to form a group of two groups of people.
Xun dragged the little Jiaolong ahead and stepped into this dark haunted house with green lights.
Facing these green rays of light with one person and one spirit, his face was full of calm.
The only sounds around were the footsteps of the five of them moving forward, and the occasional screams coming from the front.
It was the first time for Lu Wenren to visit a haunted house, and no brother in the play house game was willing to play this role, so the Lord River God, who visited the haunted house for the first time, walked less than five meters and saw a bloody human being bound by a few iron chains. , the first reaction was: "Why is its tongue so long? Does the tongue also grow after death?"
He took a few steps forward, stood less than one meter in front of the fake ghost, reached out and grabbed the tongue that was longer than his arm, and squeezed it: "It's made of plastic."
"It's fake." Lord River God said.
The three passers-by who were prepared to be frightened behind them, listening to the research-filled conversation in front of them, felt that this haunted house was not scary at all, and it was a bit boring.
The five of them walked forward again, and when they passed a corridor where only one person could pass at a time, Lu Wenren felt his leg was touched.
"Huh?" Lord River God stood in the corridor, lowered his head and hit the ground with the light of his mobile phone.
The other four people followed his movements and looked down.
Under the feet of the five people, there are faces, some crying, some laughing, some desperate, some painful, some laughing and angry.
After these faces were illuminated by the light, they raised their blood-colored eyes and looked up.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"
"Help!!!!!! There are ghosts ah ah ah ah ah!"
The three passers-by standing behind them screamed in fright as they watched the faces that looked like living people changing under their feet.
Standing in front of him, Lu Wenren knelt down slowly, took out the ballpoint pen he carried with him from his bag, and poked one of his eyes, and blood and tears flowed from that eye on the spot.
"Pfft!"
The ballpoint pen was poked in, and the red and stinky smell of blood overflowed.
"Pfft!"
"Pfft!"
"Pfft!"
Every face under their feet seemed to have their eyes pierced, with a ballpoint pen stuck in each eye, and then they used the remaining intact eye to look at Lu Wenren collectively.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The three people shouted more happily and wanted to run forward, but the corridor was narrow and Lu Wenren squatted there and no one could get through, so the three people began to run towards the entrance.
After they were all gone, Lu Wenren squatted on the ground and chatted with the 虺 who turned around and also squatted down: "Have you ever been to the underworld?"
Xun pressed the ballpoint pen stuck on the ground, and immediately there was a tooth-piercing voice from all around: "I haven't died before, how can I get there?"
"It's called a ghost with a human face. I've seen it in books before. It's said that in ancient times, Taoists made alchemy. They killed a thousand people and used the souls of 1000 people as the main formula. Everyone must die to the extreme to be able to use the elixir. The souls of thousands of people will become one on the day of alchemy, and they will live forever with Taoist priests." Lu Wenren took the ballpoint pen and poked the hideous man's face that appeared under his feet.
A thin ballpoint pen was stuck on his forehead, and soon the same wound appeared on the same place on other faces.
The Lord River God excitedly pierced several other places with the pen, and seeing that the face quickly became tattered, he raised the pen and handed it to the non-human who was watching him: "Do you want to play too?" ?”
Xun looked at the phantom on the ground, the blood from the phantom had already flooded the soles of their shoes, but the little flood dragon continued to play as if he didn't see it.
"Aren't you afraid?" Xun used a ballpoint pen to tear the face on the ground that cursed them silently in two.
"I'm not afraid, but I have a sense of familiarity, as if I've seen them somewhere before." Lu Wenren stood up and looked back at the empty corridor behind him. After the three people ran away, no guests came in behind.
There are only two of them left here now.
"Let's keep going, there should be more ghosts ahead."
Lu Wenren turned off the light of the phone, and the surroundings immediately became dark, only two small lights in the distance were still emitting a faint green light.
The two continued to walk forward. After the soles of their feet were stained with blood, every time they lifted their feet, they could hear a sound of liquid pulling.
"Da da da."
The ghost with a human face behind him was lying on the ground, tilting his neck to watch the back of the person walking away, seeing the faintly visible divine light on that person, and followed him silently.
This corridor has a distance of ten meters. He walked in front and took the lead. When he saw a white light shining around the corner, he directly raised his leg and stepped over.
A pure white room appeared at the end of the corridor.
Hundreds of corpses in white clothes with long hair dragging the floor were hung densely above the room.
Head up, feet down, less than two meters from the ground.
There is a door directly opposite these corpses. If you want to pass through this room, you have to walk under the feet of countless double-hanged ghosts.
He stood at the end of the corridor watching this scene, and subconsciously touched his pocket, trying to find a lighter and burn these things that hurt his eyes.
Lu Wenren stood behind him, most of his sight was blocked by the back in front of him, and he patted the back shoulder without seeing anything: "Why don't you leave? Is there no way?"
"Close your eyes." He pulled off the sunglasses on Lu Wenren's face, looked at those eyes and said, "The front is not scary, but it's a bit disgusting. You can't sleep for three days after watching it. You close your eyes and I'll see you." Pull you over."
"What about you?" Lu Wenren asked.
He put on the sunglasses in front of him, and said calmly: "I have been pretending to be blind all year round, and I am used to walking with my eyes closed."
This reason was very convincing, Lu Wenren closed his eyes, was held by a hand and walked forward, the two of them stepped into this pure white world together.
The Asa walking in front of him made sure that he closed his eyes and became a prototype on the spot.
Except for the palm holding the little dragon, which still maintains a normal appearance, the rest of the body has turned into a skeleton. Standing in this pure white world, he directly broke one of his sternum and held it in the bones. in the palm of your hand.
Break off all the hair blocking the way ahead and the legs hanging in mid-air, so that not a single strand of hair can touch the little Jiaolong's body.
Lu Wenren walked behind with his eyes closed, holding the non-human palm in his right hand, and heard the sound of heavy objects falling from time to time around him.
It seems that there are always some strange things that are stepped on under the feet, some are long and some are short, as if there are many ropes.
When there was still one meter away from the door, Lord River God who was walking behind quietly opened his eyes, looked up and saw a huge skeleton standing in front of him, and that skeleton was holding him with the only well-preserved hand. Without looking back, he knocked down the hanged ghosts hanging above his head, and pulled him forward.
Lord Heshen, who secretly opened his eyes, suddenly wondered what crime the other party committed 3000 years ago.
Apparently he looks like a nice inhuman.
Even after being punished for 3000 years, he did not become a demon when he came out.
When Jin led the man to the door, he turned his head and glanced at the person behind him, obediently closing his eyes and waiting for him.
Before the other party turned his head, Lu Wenren quickly closed his eyes, and after he decided to leave the haunted house, he asked Ri Youshen to inquire about the news again.
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He Da pointed to the paper at the bottom of the information: "These are the list of non-humans living in the West District. When my second uncle got married the year before last, I sent invitations to everyone, so everyone's name and contact number I They all copied one."
Lu Wenren pulled out the last piece of paper and glanced at Nine Tails, where the two names of Maria were registered.
There are also 21 completely unknown names of demons and ghosts.
"Is everyone in the group on this list?" Lu Wenren asked.
"Not everyone is there." He Da pointed to the pillar next to him: "He is not in this group of cramp riding dragons and fighting gods."
The beavers don't participate in the big plan of the non-humans in the west area, and they are tired from being busy as firefighters every day, so when He Da was suddenly dragged into a new group last night, he was a little surprised.
After he saw the content of the chat in the group, he didn't sleep all night and went to print the materials early in the morning, and came to find Lu Wenren when he was done.
Seeing that he was being called, Jin, who was standing beside him, pretended to be innocent and approached Lu Wenren, bent down to look at the list in his hand, and glanced over.
All the acquaintances gathered in Xiaoyanglou last time to target Xiao Jiaolong.
Unexpectedly, this group of non-humans stood on the same line with him on the surface, and even created a new group in private to isolate him.
In this regard, the non-human being who is the least serious in the West District smiled slightly, and said to the stern-faced Heshen who was beside him with a sense of justice: "It's too much! You come to the West District and are busy managing the environment and dealing with law and order every day. They are still dealing with you like this, this time we can't let them just be locked up in Yuqing Palace to study!"
Lu Wenren looked at the chat records one by one, and at the monsters and ghosts who wanted to cram his muscles and pull out his scales, and nodded seriously: "You are right, this time we should rectify them."
After collecting these materials, Lu Wenren looked at He Da who was standing aside waiting for an answer, thought for a while and said, "I will give you a reward in a few days, and let you decorate the old furniture as you like."
When He Da heard it, he smiled on the spot, "Thank you, my lord! I will tell you as soon as there is any news in the West District."
"Well, thank you." Lu Wenren took out his mobile phone and immediately transferred him a red envelope of 3000 yuan: "This is the fee to reward you beaver monsters for reporting meritorious service. It's an extra reward. Take it and spend it."
He Da never expected to report it. There was such a good thing. He held his mobile phone excitedly, shook his head left and right, and went home to celebrate.
Leaving Lu Wenren and 虺 still standing by the river bank, after they left, Lu Wenren called Xia Bing again: "You and General Xie came to Laoshiqiao today, when will the water in the river refill and when will you go?" , Remember to patrol around to see if anyone is deliberately stealing my water."
After making the phone call, Lord Heshen rolled up the documents under his arm, raised his hand and pointed in one direction: "Let's go, let's go to the next thing."
He followed his pace, watched him walk out with a clear goal, and wondered what he planned next.
"You don't care about those monster groups?" When I first read the chat records, I was quite angry.
This guy doesn't look like a god who is so magnanimous to forgive.
Lu Wenren, who was walking towards Chunhua Barbershop, shook his head, "I will take care of it, but there must be a place to live for so many non-human beings, and they can't all live in Yuqing Palace, so I will find a new place for them. "
When he received the report material from Heda just now, a perfect place appeared in Lu Wenren's mind, where it would be the perfect place to house and rectify these non-human beings.
Knowing that he has a plan, Jin no longer cares about it.
When he arrived at Chunhua Barbershop, while Lu Wenren was chatting with Riyoushen, he stood outside the door wearing huge sunglasses to block the eyes of passers-by, and then used his mobile phone to contact Jiuwei who lives in Yuqing Palace.
虺: "Cramp riding a dragon and beating the gods?"
In Yuqing Palace, Jiuwei, who had just finished practicing Wu Qinxi, heard the phone ringing, and took out the phone to take a peek under the sharp eyes of the old Taoist priest of Yuqing Palace.
I was shocked at a glance, and quickly opened the new group I created yesterday.
Dragging from the first member to the last one, after making sure that he was not in the group, he quit and replied cautiously.
Renmeixintian Nine-Tailed Fox: "?? Boss, what does this mean? Why can't I understand it?"
The person on the other end quickly replied to her.
虺: "It's okay if you don't understand. I just want to say that the food in Yuqing Palace is pretty good. It's free to eat and live there, and you still have the time to create a new group behind my back. It's a great job, I encourage you."
Kyuubi was holding the phone, his back felt cold.
I always feel that the other party is acting strangely, but there is no evidence.
The old Taoist priest from Yuqing Palace walked over silently holding a wooden sword, and stood behind Jiuwei with his hands behind his back, watching the female benefactor flying her hands on the keyboard.
The old Taoist narrowed his eyes and looked at the words she typed leisurely.
Nine-tailed fox: "Hahahaha boss, you are so humorous, you don't even know how bad the food in Yuqing Palace is! I'm so skinny that I'm starting to lose my hair! The old Taoist priests are still spoiling me to death every day. It makes people wonder whether they haven't had Yin and Yang coordination for too long, resulting in too much anger, all vented on me!"
Kyuubi happily finished typing a long paragraph, feeling that on the one hand, he was flattering the boss, and on the other hand, he belittled Yuqing Palace, who was in the same camp as the River God.
She's such a perfect fence.
Not far away, Maria, who also wanted to fall to the ground after playing Wu Qin Xi, saw the happy expression of Nine Tails, and then looked at the ashen face of the old Taoist priest in Yuqing Palace, got up silently from the ground, and continued to practice Tai Chi in a well-behaved and sensible way. fist.
"You are beautiful and sweet? Who came up with this name?" The old Taoist priest of Yuqing Palace asked with a smile behind his back.
Kyuubi, who was still squatting and playing with his mobile phone, heard this, and subconsciously replied: "Me, don't you think I'm particularly beautiful?"
"Where is the sweetness?" The old Taoist was very curious. During this period of time, this nine-tailed fox was walking dogs and fighting cocks in the Taoist temple every day, jumping up and down for a while, which made the head teacher wonder if it was spring and it was time for animals to make trouble and find a partner. .
He even asked him secretly, do you want to buy some male foxes?
"I'm so beautiful, shouldn't everyone who sees me think I'm sweet?" Kyuubi finished speaking, wondering why Maria's voice became a little rough?
The nine-tailed fox turned his head in great confusion, and met the old Taoist's wrinkled old face.
One person and one fox looked at each other and smiled.
The old Taoist gestured the wooden sword in his hand a few times with a smile, and said without any threat: "Female benefactor, let's continue practicing. Today, we will do all the 108 Tai Chi poses. I am a little angry and like to waste people when I am old. I hope the female benefactor doesn't mind."
Kyuubi: "..." Life discount ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Maria why didn't you remind me!
In the distance, Maria, who was obediently doing exercises by herself, kept her ears shut and muttered silently: "Infinite Heaven, Infinite Heaven."
She didn't dare to remind her!She hasn't finished memorizing her book yet, practicing Tai Chi is much easier than memorizing it, okay?
If you want to blame it, you can blame Nine Tails herself. A living person as big as the old Taoist priest is here, and she plays with her mobile phone there as if she didn't see it, without any non-human vigilance! .
At the entrance of Chunhua Barber Shop, Xun sent another message to that Nine-Tailed Kyuubi who was pretending to be stupid, but he didn't receive a reply for a long time.
This behavior was considered by Xun to be that Kyuubi hadn't been cleaned up for too long, and the fox fur on his body had already started to itch, and he deserved a beating.
He decided to follow the list in Lu Wenren's hand tonight, and come to the door one by one to make everyone feel warm.
In the barber shop, Lu Wenren took his 400 million bank card and handed it to Ri Youshen.
"The zoo you mentioned is going to close down, I want to invest in this zoo, there are 400 million here."
Ri Youshen took the large amount of bank card, and looked at the new River God in bewilderment: "There are only native dogs, roosters, monkeys, and peacocks in that zoo. The most expensive one is probably a crocodile. How are you?" What do you invest in?"
Is money hot?
Lu Wenren opened the Heshen work list that he carried with him, and pointed to the line of text specially marked by Tianting.
"The heavens say that auras are rare nowadays, and non-humans who have cultivated these movements to become fine are becoming rarer and rarer. Once one is lost and died, it is a broken inheritance, so every god is required to treat them as cherished animals. I think this The method is very good."
Since animals are cherished, they should live in a special place.
The zoo that is about to close down is a very good place, and it is perfect for detaining these disobedient non-human beings.
It is close to Yuqing Palace, and it is also convenient for Xia Bing and Xie Generals of Yuqing Palace to go to the zoo to check the situation at any time.
For this reason, Ri Youshen looked at him with admiration and a strange horror.
After all, Tianting said that it treats them as precious animals, but did not say that they are really locked up in the zoo. Those non-human beings will all turn into human bodies.
"Another [-] errand fees will be deducted from the card for you." Lu Wenren looked at this barber shop that was closed at any time, and said calmly.
Riyoushen, who was still worried one second, patted his chest the next second and assured him: "No problem! Anyway, that land has been abandoned for a long time, so I'll go talk to you about it!"
3 yuan!Enough for him and Ye Youshen to maintain the barber shop for two years of living costs!
Anyway, the God of the River is right, there is nothing wrong with keeping the animals in the zoo.
The 虺 standing outside the door sent Jiuwei a few more messages, but did not receive a reply, and was about to let the mayfly in mid-air go to Yuqing Palace to have a look.
Could it be that when the fox packed up and ran away, Lu Wenren, who had negotiated business with Ri Youshen in the barber shop, had already come out.
"Come on, let's go to the next place."
"Where are we going next?" Xun turned off his phone and followed him.
"I called Wen Guofu and wanted to borrow the loudspeaker of the neighborhood committee next to the old stone bridge."
After taking office for half a month, Lu Wenren has already got a clear picture of the functions of all places on the entire site in the West District.
The two went to the police station, and as soon as they arrived at the door, they met Wen Guofu who came out in a hurry.
"Mr. Lu, I happen to need your help with something. There have been rumors of ghosts in several places in the West District recently. I wanted to contact General Xia Bing to thank General, but I did not expect to receive a call from you. I just happened to tell you about it. "
Wen Guofu handed the information in his hand to Lu Wenren, "This is the address of the five haunted houses. Originally, the haunted house culture has become popular in the past two years. Many young people like to go to such places in groups to play, but Since the day before yesterday, some tourists have said that after coming out of the haunted house, they always feel that someone is following them behind them, and when they sleep at night, there are still traces of movement in the things at home."
Lu Wenren took it over and took a look at the detailed record of the reporter: "Could it be a thief?"
"We thought so too at first, but yesterday a visitor installed surveillance at home, woke up this morning and found that the quilt on his bed was replaced by a tattered quilt, turned on the surveillance and found that no one opened the door of the house However, the original quilt on his body seemed to be lifted up by someone, and he was replaced with an old quilt, which scared the man and rushed to the police station to report the crime at dawn."
"Then I'll go over and have a look now. I'm going to give you these materials too. Here's their list. I want you to help me check whether these non-human beings have had their identities registered. I want to see where their registered addresses are. .”
Lord Heshen handed over all the materials he had collected all the way to Wen Guofu.
Wen Guofu caught the thick stack of materials, lowered his head and fixed his eyes, and the big [Trump Riding Jiao Da Shen Qun] came into view: "What is this?"
"This is the list of non-human beings in the West District. Everyone seems to have misunderstood me, so I want to come and explain myself."
When he said this, if the temperature around him hadn't dropped severely, Wen Guofu would probably have believed it more likely.
However, someone took the initiative to clean up this group of non-human beings. Wen Guofu was also very happy to see the success, and accepted the task on the spot: "Okay, I will go back and check their information for you, and I will send you a message on my phone later."
"Thank you."
"Speaking of which, we are right to thank you, Lord River God. Then I will go to work."
Wen Guofu walked away with a smile. Lu Wenren looked at the address of the five haunted houses in his hand, as well as the addresses of the passers-by who had the accident.
"Let's go here first." Lu Wenren pointed to the address on Shanghai Road. This is the nearest haunted house to the police station, only six kilometers away.
When the two arrived at the haunted house, they saw hundreds of people queuing up in front of the black monster's bloody mouth from afar.
Lu Wenren looked at such a long line, and then looked down at the address in his hand, a little dazed: "I didn't go wrong, didn't I say it was haunted? Why are there so many people?"
Standing at the back of the line was a couple. Hearing his muttering, he looked back at the two of them: "It's fun to be haunted. In the past, everyone could pass through the haunted house with their eyes closed. Now there are real ghosts in it." How exciting! Are you looking for excitement too?"
It was the first time for Lord River God to come down to earth, although he had played house games and had his own contact, he thought that he already knew human beings very well.
But at this moment, he still couldn't understand and asked the non-humans around him: "Is it really exciting to see ghosts?"
The 虺 who has lived for thousands of years can't understand this, and can only say: "I haven't seen a ghost, why don't we go in first and see how exciting it is?"
"Great idea!" Lu Wenren ran to the ticket office to buy two tickets, and then stood in the back of the line with Jin and lined up honestly.
They were not idle when they were queuing here. The huge black monster at the door kept swallowing the tourists in line. At the same time, not far from the head of another black monster, a group of pale human beings could be seen coming from There ran out.
Running and screaming all the way.
This scene deeply stimulated the people who were still in line. Many people shouted excitement, and some expressed fear and wanted to retreat, but they were forcibly dragged by their friends.
The sun hung high in the sky, making everyone feel dizzy and uncomfortable.
When the couple in line in front of them was so hot that their foreheads were dripping with sweat, they inadvertently glanced back.
I saw the two handsome guys standing behind them, each wearing a huge sunglasses to cover half of their faces, each with an ice cream, standing here leisurely, without looking hot at all.
Jiang Li was sore on the spot. She stood here in line for a long time and was so thirsty that her boyfriend didn't even think about buying her an ice cream.
Then look at the two people behind them, there is not a drop of sweat on their foreheads, they are standing here refreshed.
People are better than others, and they have to be lost.
I stepped on my boyfriend's shoe on the spot, coquettishly, "Bibi, I also want to eat ice cream, I want Haagen-Dazs chocolate flavor, you go buy it for me~"
The boyfriend tilted his neck and looked at the two people eating ice cream behind him, then at the canteen a few hundred meters away, immediately took out 100 yuan from his wallet, and handed it to Lu Wenren who was eating ice cream.
"You, help us run the rest of the money as a tip for you."
Lord Heshen, who was eating ice cream, looked at the 100 yuan, thought for a few seconds before saying, "Is it okay not to have Haagen-Dazs?"
"It's fine, as long as it's ice cream!" Jiang Li saw that the two looked well dressed, and thought they were rich people.
She didn't expect to be willing to run errands for them for 100 yuan, and immediately pouted her lips in disgust. The weather is so hot that people use their hands as fans, and now she just wants to eat ice cream quickly.
The non-human with eyes closed and wearing sunglasses stood behind and listened to the conversation between them. Just as he was about to grab the stupid little dragon, he heard the other party speak.
Lu Wenren focused on the human being who took the money: "Are you too? You can do without Haagen-Dazs."
Fu Yunshan readily stuffed 100 yuan into his palm: "Take it! As long as you buy the ice cream, you will spend the rest of the money!"
"Huh." Lu Wenren grabbed the 100 yuan and raised his wrist to signal the non-human standing behind him to come over and point: "Give me the bag in your hand."
The huge non-human handed over a transparent plastic bag with five or six old popsicles in it.
Lu Wenren opened the bag, picked out two old popsicles and handed them to the humans who were watching them.
"Here, the ice cream you want."
He made a steady profit of 100 yuan from this business, and the old Popsicle paid for it.
The four people present, except Lu Wenren, were happy to earn 100 yuan.
The remaining three people all stood in place.
Fu Yunshan did not expect that there would be such shameless people in this world, who took away 100 yuan from him and only gave them two old popsicles.
He won't even eat this thing if he throws it on the ground, okay?
Jiang Li also had the same distaste on her face, thinking that this man was really stingy and stingy, and she was blinded by that face.
For 100 yuan, he did such a shameless thing, "Hey, what we want is ice cream, is this a popsicle, okay! It's not the same as ice cream."
"Then get another one." Lu Wenren carried the plastic bag, and quickly found two little snowmen from under the old popsicle.
After handing it to the other party, he still reminded the other party of the text on it: "This package has ice cream written on it, so it's not deceiving."
Jiang Li: "..." She was well prepared, with perfect reasons, and no one could say anything against it.
"Ma De, did you do it on purpose?" Fu Yunshan saw his girlfriend's face blushing from the anger, and rushed forward with great momentum and pulled the sunglasses off Lu Wenren's face.
Those eyes, which had turned emerald green due to the hot weather, were immediately seen clearly by everyone peeking and listening in the queue without the obstruction of the sunglasses.
"Wow! What beautiful eyes!"
"Color lenses, they don't look like foreigners."
"The color is so pretty, I don't know which store I bought it from."
Many people eating melon passers-by were sultry and hot from the sun, and now there was a commotion in the team, and a group of people hurriedly looked lively to cool off.
Standing behind him took off his sunglasses and hung them on Xiao Jiaolong's face, while the other party was playing with his glasses, he kicked the jumping human to the ground: "Yes, it was on purpose, you Feel free to hold back any opinions.”
The attitude of non-human beings was particularly arrogant, causing the onlookers to hold together and shout in low voices.
"KSWL! KSWL! They must have an affair!"
"Is there any height difference! The cute little girl holding on to her sunglasses is so cute!!!"
"Although I don't eat anything, but two big men come together to play the haunted house, no matter how you look at it, it is full of room for imagination."
Lu Wenren was holding the sunglasses that didn't match the size, and just carefully fixed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, when he saw the kick of the human being kicked.
"Why did you kick him?" Lord River God didn't know why.
"Kick it if your feet itch." He took the plastic bag in Xiao Jiaolong's hand and carried it, and pulled him forward a few steps, "Hurry up before they come over, let's move forward A spot!"
After queuing for a long time, there were less than [-] people left in front of them, and Lu Wenren was also standing a little tired. Hearing this, he hurried forward a few steps, occupying the couple's position just now.
Fu Yunshan was kicked out, his girlfriend screamed and chased after her, hugging her boyfriend on the ground and screaming.
"Why are you beating people! I want to call the police and arrest you!"
He took out the work ID card from his pocket, and confidently shook it in front of the eyes of the two humans: "Do you know how to read?"
On it is a huge stamp of the West District Police Department, with a line of small characters below it, and an employee card of the West District Special Operations Department.
The girl who was still screaming yelled louder on the spot. She took out her mobile phone and pointed it at the ID to take a photo. She jumped up with her boyfriend and called the local police station.
In this regard, Master Heshen whispered to his subordinates: "The five yuan certificate is used to deal with non-human beings, they are just ordinary human beings."
Article [-] of the Heavenly Court’s Work Guide, one cannot use the privileges of the gods to interfere with the daily behavior of human beings.
He looked at the stupid little dragon with expressionless eyes, and asked him coldly, "Then if I don't do anything, what will you do?"
"Will he be struck by lightning?" The man just grabbed his sunglasses quickly, if it hit him.
Lu Wenren thought of the more than 200 restrictions on him, and suddenly realized that it was a good thing that the other party was kicked out.
So he breathed a sigh of relief, and patted Xun's arm earnestly: "Fortunately, you kicked him."
Otherwise, if he was struck to death by lightning, he would have to find a way to bury the body and write a report to the Heavenly Court to explain the whole incident in detail.
"He humiliated you with money just now, and you weren't angry?"
"Is giving me money to humiliate me?" Lord Heshen was shocked. When he received 100 yuan just now, he was still thinking about rushing to the convenience store to buy a box of ice cream in one go. Such a long queue, If everyone gives him 100 yuan.
That's a lot of money!
After he had just given 400 million to Riyoushen, all he had left was the red envelopes given to him by his brothers.
Such an easy way of making money is actually a humiliation, and human beings are really inexplicable.
Non-human bees who have lived for thousands of years have a deep understanding of a problem.
The ability of the Luzhai family to raise their son is really poor.
This guy is still living in the West District. Is it because they are inhuman and incompetent, or is this guy just lucky? .
When the police came, two people lined up in front of the haunted house until there were only five people left in front.
The police who called after a long wait stopped the two people who were waiting to enter the haunted house while the couple was identifying them.
"Come out, both of you." Police Officer Lu asked Lu Wenren to come out of the line.
A folded note appeared in front of him, and Lu Wenren held the note with an innocent face: "We are here to handle the case."
He took out his work card in due course. Although it was worth five yuan, it was really a useful document.
The two auxiliary police officers who received the call to the police looked at the serious documents, as well as the information on the printed paper with the logo of the West District Police Department, the address of the case and the person who reported the case.
All internal.
Moreover, this special certificate represents a completely independent special department. They also have a wide range of contacts as auxiliary police officers, but they know a lot of news about the special department.
The tall one and the short one in front of him may seem inconspicuous, but those who can enter the special department must have extraordinary skills.
"What's wrong with the police! The police can beat people randomly!" Fu Yunshan, who called the police, jumped up when he saw the two people flirting with the police who came over, and muttered loudly that he wanted everyone to come over.
"Everyone, come and see, the police are beating someone!"
"We received news from Wen Guofu that there were ghosts in this haunted house and someone had reported the case, so we lined up here to go in and see the situation. The two of them..." Lu Wenren pointed at the couple with a small finger: " They gave us money to buy ice cream, but I bought it for them and they were not satisfied with taking away my sunglasses."
The hand moved from Fu Yunshan's crooked face to his palm.
Lu Wenren's sunglasses are still subconsciously held by him, and Lord Heshen has decided that he doesn't want those glasses anymore.
The crowd who watched the whole process nodded their heads one after another: "He's right, it's that young man who insulted people with money first, and then beat them with his hands!"
"The next couple! A group of five, can you get in?" The staff at the entrance of the haunted house had already sent the five people in the front row into the haunted house, and looked up at the team.
I saw the two people standing in the front blocking the way, and they didn't say whether to enter or not.
He grabbed Xiao Jiaolong and walked towards the counter: "Let's go in."
Seeing that they were already in line, Lord Heshen who was being dragged away quickly waved his hand to Police Officer Lu, pointing at the mouth of the huge monster, "We'll go in and handle the case first, and you'll handle it here."
After the words fell, the person had been pulled into the haunted house by the scorpion, and three other tourists who were standing in line behind them were also inside.
In the haunted house here, each team is a group of five people, and they happen to form a group of two groups of people.
Xun dragged the little Jiaolong ahead and stepped into this dark haunted house with green lights.
Facing these green rays of light with one person and one spirit, his face was full of calm.
The only sounds around were the footsteps of the five of them moving forward, and the occasional screams coming from the front.
It was the first time for Lu Wenren to visit a haunted house, and no brother in the play house game was willing to play this role, so the Lord River God, who visited the haunted house for the first time, walked less than five meters and saw a bloody human being bound by a few iron chains. , the first reaction was: "Why is its tongue so long? Does the tongue also grow after death?"
He took a few steps forward, stood less than one meter in front of the fake ghost, reached out and grabbed the tongue that was longer than his arm, and squeezed it: "It's made of plastic."
"It's fake." Lord River God said.
The three passers-by who were prepared to be frightened behind them, listening to the research-filled conversation in front of them, felt that this haunted house was not scary at all, and it was a bit boring.
The five of them walked forward again, and when they passed a corridor where only one person could pass at a time, Lu Wenren felt his leg was touched.
"Huh?" Lord River God stood in the corridor, lowered his head and hit the ground with the light of his mobile phone.
The other four people followed his movements and looked down.
Under the feet of the five people, there are faces, some crying, some laughing, some desperate, some painful, some laughing and angry.
After these faces were illuminated by the light, they raised their blood-colored eyes and looked up.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"
"Help!!!!!! There are ghosts ah ah ah ah ah!"
The three passers-by standing behind them screamed in fright as they watched the faces that looked like living people changing under their feet.
Standing in front of him, Lu Wenren knelt down slowly, took out the ballpoint pen he carried with him from his bag, and poked one of his eyes, and blood and tears flowed from that eye on the spot.
"Pfft!"
The ballpoint pen was poked in, and the red and stinky smell of blood overflowed.
"Pfft!"
"Pfft!"
"Pfft!"
Every face under their feet seemed to have their eyes pierced, with a ballpoint pen stuck in each eye, and then they used the remaining intact eye to look at Lu Wenren collectively.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The three people shouted more happily and wanted to run forward, but the corridor was narrow and Lu Wenren squatted there and no one could get through, so the three people began to run towards the entrance.
After they were all gone, Lu Wenren squatted on the ground and chatted with the 虺 who turned around and also squatted down: "Have you ever been to the underworld?"
Xun pressed the ballpoint pen stuck on the ground, and immediately there was a tooth-piercing voice from all around: "I haven't died before, how can I get there?"
"It's called a ghost with a human face. I've seen it in books before. It's said that in ancient times, Taoists made alchemy. They killed a thousand people and used the souls of 1000 people as the main formula. Everyone must die to the extreme to be able to use the elixir. The souls of thousands of people will become one on the day of alchemy, and they will live forever with Taoist priests." Lu Wenren took the ballpoint pen and poked the hideous man's face that appeared under his feet.
A thin ballpoint pen was stuck on his forehead, and soon the same wound appeared on the same place on other faces.
The Lord River God excitedly pierced several other places with the pen, and seeing that the face quickly became tattered, he raised the pen and handed it to the non-human who was watching him: "Do you want to play too?" ?”
Xun looked at the phantom on the ground, the blood from the phantom had already flooded the soles of their shoes, but the little flood dragon continued to play as if he didn't see it.
"Aren't you afraid?" Xun used a ballpoint pen to tear the face on the ground that cursed them silently in two.
"I'm not afraid, but I have a sense of familiarity, as if I've seen them somewhere before." Lu Wenren stood up and looked back at the empty corridor behind him. After the three people ran away, no guests came in behind.
There are only two of them left here now.
"Let's keep going, there should be more ghosts ahead."
Lu Wenren turned off the light of the phone, and the surroundings immediately became dark, only two small lights in the distance were still emitting a faint green light.
The two continued to walk forward. After the soles of their feet were stained with blood, every time they lifted their feet, they could hear a sound of liquid pulling.
"Da da da."
The ghost with a human face behind him was lying on the ground, tilting his neck to watch the back of the person walking away, seeing the faintly visible divine light on that person, and followed him silently.
This corridor has a distance of ten meters. He walked in front and took the lead. When he saw a white light shining around the corner, he directly raised his leg and stepped over.
A pure white room appeared at the end of the corridor.
Hundreds of corpses in white clothes with long hair dragging the floor were hung densely above the room.
Head up, feet down, less than two meters from the ground.
There is a door directly opposite these corpses. If you want to pass through this room, you have to walk under the feet of countless double-hanged ghosts.
He stood at the end of the corridor watching this scene, and subconsciously touched his pocket, trying to find a lighter and burn these things that hurt his eyes.
Lu Wenren stood behind him, most of his sight was blocked by the back in front of him, and he patted the back shoulder without seeing anything: "Why don't you leave? Is there no way?"
"Close your eyes." He pulled off the sunglasses on Lu Wenren's face, looked at those eyes and said, "The front is not scary, but it's a bit disgusting. You can't sleep for three days after watching it. You close your eyes and I'll see you." Pull you over."
"What about you?" Lu Wenren asked.
He put on the sunglasses in front of him, and said calmly: "I have been pretending to be blind all year round, and I am used to walking with my eyes closed."
This reason was very convincing, Lu Wenren closed his eyes, was held by a hand and walked forward, the two of them stepped into this pure white world together.
The Asa walking in front of him made sure that he closed his eyes and became a prototype on the spot.
Except for the palm holding the little dragon, which still maintains a normal appearance, the rest of the body has turned into a skeleton. Standing in this pure white world, he directly broke one of his sternum and held it in the bones. in the palm of your hand.
Break off all the hair blocking the way ahead and the legs hanging in mid-air, so that not a single strand of hair can touch the little Jiaolong's body.
Lu Wenren walked behind with his eyes closed, holding the non-human palm in his right hand, and heard the sound of heavy objects falling from time to time around him.
It seems that there are always some strange things that are stepped on under the feet, some are long and some are short, as if there are many ropes.
When there was still one meter away from the door, Lord River God who was walking behind quietly opened his eyes, looked up and saw a huge skeleton standing in front of him, and that skeleton was holding him with the only well-preserved hand. Without looking back, he knocked down the hanged ghosts hanging above his head, and pulled him forward.
Lord Heshen, who secretly opened his eyes, suddenly wondered what crime the other party committed 3000 years ago.
Apparently he looks like a nice inhuman.
Even after being punished for 3000 years, he did not become a demon when he came out.
When Jin led the man to the door, he turned his head and glanced at the person behind him, obediently closing his eyes and waiting for him.
Before the other party turned his head, Lu Wenren quickly closed his eyes, and after he decided to leave the haunted house, he asked Ri Youshen to inquire about the news again.
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