The daily life of the river god

"Grass carp, carp, silver carp, grass shrimp, white shrimp, and crucian carp." Lu Wen counted the fry he needed to buy, "Seven yuan a catty for two taels, and six yuan a catty for more than three taels, which is pretty cheap." of."

When Xun came over with an umbrella, he saw that this fairy was full of tacky money topics, and he didn't have the slightest demeanor.

"Immortals also have to eat. Didn't you need to make money when you were an immortal?"

He looked down at the little Jiaolong on the ground and looked up at him, and found that he had actually spoken what he had just said from the bottom of his heart.

After hearing the other party's question, he raised his eyebrows and handed the ice cream in his hand to the other party, imitating his appearance and squatting on the bank of the river watching the slowly rising water level below, "Who told you that I used to be a fairy."

"Riyoushen." Lu Wenren caught the bear ice cream and betrayed Riyoushen without hesitation, "Can you show me the dragon?"

He had never seen what a dragon looked like, not counting the ones in the books, there was no living dragon in the entire God Realm.

There was a live one in front of him, and he didn't talk about it these days, and he couldn't ask people to turn it into a prototype for him to look at, so this matter has been kept in the bottom of his heart.

Now Hui took the initiative to mention it, and Xiao Jiaolong, who was squatting on the ground, handed over the ice cream that he had just unpacked on the spot, "Please eat."

He rolled his eyes at him, "I bought this."

Taking his things and turning them around to show courtesy, it's really worthless.

"Then I'll treat you to roast chicken next time." Lu Wenren retracted the ice cream again, and looked at 虺 expectantly.

Under the gaze of those eyes, the non-human squatting beside him continued with a half-smile: "Didn't the Riyou God tell you that I was punished by the Jade Emperor for 3000 years, and I became a useless dragon long ago?"

Even the dragon's body disappeared completely, leaving only a barely put together skeleton.

This answer was beyond Xiao Jiaolong's imagination, and his brows were furrowed together, looking at the non-human beside him tightly, he thought for half a minute before opening his mouth again: "Then the crime you committed is really serious."

In today's Tiangui, because of the lack of aura and weak beliefs, many gods can disappear from the world at any time without punishment, so the Jade Emperor rarely punishes people casually.

Inside the precautions issued to him by the heavenly court.

There are even special precautions for those non-human beings who are demons and ghosts.

For non-human cases that did not cause serious harm or human death, small punishments and large punishments should be given priority.

The non-human beings who can still be cultivated to become fine under the current aura, that is, if one dies, the whole family will be wiped out. The notices in the heavenly court require that all non-human beings be treated as cherished and protected animals.

This is also the reason why Jiuwei and Maria were just thrown to Yuqing Palace to study.

For Lu Wenren, he couldn't imagine how big a crime he committed, and he would be punished for 3000 years.

"Yeah, it's quite big." Sitting next to him under an umbrella, looking at his ignorant side face, she curled her lips silently.

A few humans passed by on the old stone bridge in the distance. He caught a glimpse of those humans who were still playing on the bridge in the rain, disgust flashed through his eyes, and he closed his eyes the next second and reached out to take out the sunglasses from his pocket. Wear it on your face easily.

The Lord River God, who had already eaten the head of the ice cream bear, saw this scene, and also took out the sunglasses he carried with him from his pocket, and hung them on his face in a dignified manner.

Rainy days are really a time for a dragon to relax, but those eyes are always changing color uncontrollably, so it is much more convenient to wear sunglasses.

If you want to turn green, you can turn green, if you want to turn red, you can turn red, and you will not be noticed at all.

Erlangshen, who was still delivering food on a rainy day, saw two strange figures squatting on the bank of the river tens of meters away.

This glance met two faces wearing huge sunglasses.

Seeing each other's appearance, the two sides showed hesitant expressions on their faces.

Lu Wenren poked the glasses on the bridge of his nose that were about to fall off, looked at Erlangshen who was riding an electric scooter on the bridge, and sighed: "He is working hard to find a dog in rainy days. He is really a dog lover."

Xun: "You still want to buy fish fry when it rains, and you are also a fish-loving fairy."

Erlang Shen, who passed by on an electric scooter on the bridge, silently rolled up his third eye: "Squatting by the river in heavy rain and wearing sunglasses, you two are crazy!"

The electric scooter beeped away, and the two psychopaths squatting on the bank of the river continued to squat.

An hour later, Jin couldn't squat down and said, "How long will we squat here?"

"One thousand and four plus one thousand and eight, plus one thousand and two grass shrimp seedlings, the total is 400 yuan. We need to buy four thousand four thousand fish fry. Do you have a purchase channel?"

Master Heshen, who was holding his mobile phone to delete and delete, never forgot to ask the non-human beings around him while he was busy.

"No." Hui was able to answer him without thinking for a second.

Lu Wenren, who was squatting on the ground, raised his head from his phone, and quickly glanced at the non-human who was not ashamed but proud: "Your monthly salary is higher than that of Xia Bing and General Xie, you should know something. Only when I appear to be useful will I feel that the wages paid to you are not wasted."

He stretched out his right hand and handed it under the nose of the new boss: "Come on, my Lord River God, please let me take a look first, what my salary looks like, and then I will tell you where to buy fish fry."

I've been playing this boss-subordinate game with him for a few days, but I haven't taken a penny from this guy.

Eating the ice cream he bought, living in his small mansion.

Until now, he has never seen such a god who is stingy.

"You spend a lot of money, and I will keep it for you temporarily. How can I say that I didn't send it to you? I kept it for you!" Lu Wenren, who was slandered and stingy, felt that he was too wronged.

Just like this kind of lavishness that eats up other people's roast chicken stalls with one meal, if he didn't keep his salary for him, this guy would have become a poor man long ago!

"The kind of safekeeping that doesn't pay a dime, so what's the difference between me and a poor man?" No, I'm still poor.

"Of course it's different. Although you are poor now if you keep it for me, you will have money when I return it to you in the future." Lu Wenren hugged his wallet tightly, trying to explain that he didn't deliberately refuse to pay the other party's salary .

The non-human sneered, "How long will it be, the next life?"

This guy has three big characters written all over his face that he doesn't want to give. He is picky and loves money. He can't believe that there will be such a day when he can be paid his salary.

Lu Wenren clutched his wallet, his face full of contradictions and reluctance.

He didn't expect that he would like money so much. After he went ashore, he saw the picture of the increasing balance, which made him feel a strange feeling in his heart that was constantly expanding.

Especially when watching those numbers decrease, I feel uncomfortable and want to find a way to increase the numbers back.

Therefore, when he asked about his salary, the first thing he thought of was his perfect balance, which was about to lose a full 1 yuan!

When the two were at an impasse over wages, a plane stopped at Zengcheng's airport.

Apollo, carrying the zither, was taking a taxi to the direction of No. 32, Old Stone Bridge Second Lane, which was written on the paper according to the address Poseidon had left him many years ago.

In the grove next to the old stone bridge, rainwater continued to pour into the collapsed mud pit. Poseidon, who had been struck by lightning and turned into carbon two meters below, lay quietly on the ground, one piece after another of black carbon from his body Falling off his body, he has already revealed his original appearance.

The non-humans who watched the scene of Lord River God's anger at close range last night even took advantage of the rainy day to gather online and launched a new exorcism plan.

In order to prevent the new plan from failing, everyone tacitly isolated the scorpion from Xiaoyanglou this time, as well as the captured weasel spirit, and would no longer participate in their new plan.

Beware that they have rebelled during the days when they were with the river god.

The rain finally stopped when the sun god reached the ground in the west district.

The Lightning Mother Lei Gong in the clouds glanced at his watch, and after confirming that the time was up, he packed up the tools for rain and thunder on the spot, and headed home.

The river god squatting on the bank of the river with a cold face, took a subordinate who successfully took the salary from his wallet, and went to buy fish fry with his body cold.

Holding the newly acquired pocket money, he bought two more ice creams when passing by the canteen, unpacked them and handed them to the boss whose face was puffed up with anger.

"Please eat."

Lu Wenren looked down at the familiar bear ice cream, thinking that he took the money for this item out of his wallet, and his heart was bleeding.

"If you do this again, I'll have to get all my salary back." Xun looked at his swollen face, very proud.

I thought that this little dragon had no shortcomings except recklessness, but I didn't expect that this guy likes money.

He just took 1000 yuan out of his pocket. Judging by his current expression, it looks like he is about to go bankrupt.

I have never found that scholars love money so much.

The non-human who was nibbling on another ice cream thought casually, if the scholar survived and really passed the imperial examination, if he also loved money like this little dragon, maybe he could become a corrupt official in the future.

Lu Wenren, who was labeled a love of money, bit off the round head of Little Bear Ice Cream, seriously reflected on his love of money, and made up his mind that he would never be seen by non-human beings next time.

Too much lack of dignity as a boss seriously affected his fair and just management of the West District.

So when he arrived at the fish fry market, he watched the aura of the people around him getting colder and colder, and finally put on a face that was as cold as ice and bought several hundred catties of fish fry, and he was frozen with a cold face The fry boss gave him a [-]% discount.

He also took the initiative to charter a car to send them to the river, and help them pour three hundred catties of fish and shrimp fry into the water.

After they finished all these and went home, Apollo just arrived at the old stone bridge in the west area. People walking on the bridge quickly found Poseidon's residence after asking all the way based on that face.

The door of the humble room in the alley is not even locked, and it opens with a light push. There is only a couch and boxes of snacks and various drinks in the room. The weapon in the position is now hanging horizontally on the balcony, and a few clean clothes are hanging on it to dry.

The author has something to say:

虺: In addition to not liking eggs, now he has discovered a new shortcoming, love of money.

Lu Wenren: Please dig out my strengths next time!