This male is too lazy Zerg

"Xiong lord, Xiao Hu just sent me a message asking if you are ready for the dinner party. According to your invitation at the wedding party, he brought males from all major families to attend the banquet.

"Xiong lord, Xiao Hu just sent me a message asking if you are ready for the dinner party. According to your invitation at the wedding banquet, he brought males from various families to your dinner party." Hugh Correa walked Hughes picked up a sleeping male in the bedroom. Seeing Tang Yimiao sleeping soundly, Hughes couldn't remember the dinner.

"Xiong lord, do you need me to book a table at the restaurant? I'm looking for an etiquette teacher for you." Hugh Correa wanted to help Tang Yimiao with the dinner. An aristocratic etiquette teacher to guide, those noble males should not be able to find something to embarrass the male lord.

Tang Yimiao leaned against Hughes Correa's embrace as if he had no bones, and yawned lazily, "Hughes, don't worry, just let them come over. I will take care of the dinner myself, and I won't give shame on you"

"I don't care what they think, I'm just afraid that you will be wronged." Hugh Correa helped Tang Yimiao change into a shirt.

Tang Yimiao raised his chin so that Hugh Correa could help him button up his shirt, "Don't worry, I won't let myself be wronged. Remember that restaurant with a theme of homemade food? I told them that I would Book it, Hughes, just don't be too surprised to see the dinner party"

"Does Xiong want to make those weird but delicious food?" Hugh Correa tied a bow tie for Tang Yimiao.

"Yeah..." Tang Yimiao had already planned the food to be cooked, thinking that these foods had wasted a lot of his brain cells.

After Tang Yimiao and Hughes Correa had a simple lunch, Tang Yimiao sent Hughes Correa to the medical cabin for treatment. He did not agree to Hughes' request to accompany him to prepare ingredients, and nothing could be done. Higher than Hughes' treatment.

Tang Yimiao came to the restaurant by himself, and the owner of the restaurant hurried up to shake hands when he saw Tang Yimiao who had reserved the restaurant, "Xiong Tang Yimiao, it is our honor that you can see our restaurant."

"What do you need? Just say, we not only have machines to assist you, I also recruited top chefs from other stores to help you"

Tang Yimiao looked at the chef team composed of five female insects in front of him, and nodded in satisfaction, "Thank you, just let me know what photos you need me to take."

"Okay, after you hold the banquet, take a group of photos in our restaurant." The owner of the restaurant politely shook Tang Yimiao's hand.

Tang Yimiao and the restaurant owner are mutually beneficial this time. Tang Yimiao’s original plan was to rent out the venue at a high price, but the boss said that their restaurant is not doing well, and he hopes to give Tang Yimiao a lower price, and then Tang Yimiao can help him promote it once. .

Tang Yimiao agreed, he had eaten at this restaurant before, the taste was good, and it was indeed fun, so he happily reached an agreement with the boss.

"I'll send you the pictures of the dishes I need, and you can make a rough shape according to the gourd painting. As for the taste, you can make whatever taste I write, and you can put any seasonings." Tang Yimiao used the dishes he thought of The star brain assisted the drawing and drew it.

“Dish never seen before”

“This dish is a test of knife skills”

"Do you want to make this sweet and sour? I always think it would be better to add some chili"

Tang Yimiao saw the female insects discussing the menu, and nodded in satisfaction, "Remember, the taste can be mediocre, and the amount of dishes doesn't need to be a lot, but it must be delicate and expensive;

"Remember!" The chefs nodded and used their imaginations.

After the dishes were prepared, Tang Yimiao started to contact Yingxue. All the money he made from shooting videos on Xingwang this time was used to build the villa.

But the villa is still a drop in the bucket, and now his villa is not up to the standard for entertaining guests, so he still asked Yingxue if there were any other vacant villas that he could borrow.

"Okay, for the sake of our good relationship, I can lend you my villa that nobody knows about." Yingxue lent Tang Yimiao his seldom-used villa.

"Thank you. By the way, Yingxue, are you really not coming? With so many males of nobles gathered together, isn't it very convenient for you to get out of the order and find the male master?" Tang Yimiao said to Yingxue in the video.

"Please don't take revenge on the worms who lent you the house. I'm not happy to accept them." There are quite a lot of gatherings of the nobles, and most of the male worms Yingxue have seen them. If there is someone he likes, he would have pursued them long ago.

At night, Xiao Hu brought a group of males to the place where Tang Yimiao was posted. He wanted to see how Tang Yimiao, a male who came back from the wild star, could entertain them with good manners.

"Xiong! Son! Good!"

Xiao Hu and a group of males came to the entrance of the villa in gorgeous clothes, and saw a group of high-spirited and heroic females standing at the door with weapons in their hands, full of murderous aura.

The army females guarding the door lined up into two long lines, and they raised their weapons loudly to say hello to the males, offering the highest etiquette of the Zerg.

Xiao Hu and the other worms are also worms who have seen the big world, but this kind of stern look made them couldn't help but take a step back.

"Xiao Huxiongzi, my Tang Yimiao Xiongzi is waiting for you in the villa, please come with me." Richard walked out of the villa unhurriedly, passed through the army and came to Xiao Hu, and put his hands on his chest Say hello to Xiao Hu.

Xiao Hu stood on the spot and looked at the military females who were heavily guarded at the door, "Why are there so many military females?"

"Oh, didn't Xiongzi treat you to a banquet tonight, because the defense system of the villa has not been repaired. In order to ensure everyone's safety, we Xiongzi specially applied to Emperor Zong to send a team to ensure your safety." Richard said expressionlessly. He straightened his back and replied, he kept in mind what Tang Yimiao said, if you want to look noble, don't make too many expressions, the colder the voice, the more temperamental it is.

Xiao Hu looked at the military female with real guns and live ammunition. This didn't give him a sense of security. This was obviously an insult, but they had already reached the door, so they couldn't be scared back, that would be too embarrassing.

"Let's go, let's go in." Xiao Hu and his fellow males walked towards the villa among a group of eager military females. They felt like a washed lamb fell into a pile of tigers.

"This way please." Richard led Xiao Hu and all the males through the lobby full of flowers and walked to the indoor restaurant.

"Xiong, Xiao Huxiong and the others are here." Richard stood beside Tang Yimiao respectfully, and Tang Yimiao nodded to show that he knew.

"Because I was preparing dishes, I didn't come to greet you at the door, so you are not angry." Tang Yimiao was wearing a brown suit with a dark blue shirt inside. Holding his hand, like two old friends who haven't seen each other for a long time.

"No, we came earlier." He stretched out his hand not to hit the smiley bug, Xiao Hu couldn't be angry when he saw Tang Yimiao holding his hand and smiling kindly, if he pulled his hand back now, wouldn't it look like he was mean.

"That's good, let's enter the restaurant. Today's dinner is a special dish I prepared. I don't know if it suits your taste." Tang Yimiao kindly pulled Xiao Hu and walked into the restaurant.

"Didn't Xiao Hu say that he and Tang Yimiao don't have a good relationship, let's find fault? Now that they are sticking together with smiles on their faces, why can't I see that they have a bad relationship?" A slightly fat male worm approached him Said the taller, thinner male.

The tall and thin male shook his head, "Maybe it's acting, let's watch first, Xiao Hu doesn't want to make trouble, we definitely shouldn't be the first birds, see the group of army females at the door, if you get anxious, we can't beat it"

"Does the female dare to do anything to the male?" Although the slightly fat male was also a little afraid of the female, he said stubbornly.

The tall and thin male worm rolled his eyes, "They will never beat you, they will just kill you secretly, after killing you, no worm dares to avenge you, your female king and family dare to find Husco Are you troublesome for Reya? Don’t forget that Major General Correa’s army also has an SS-rank male. After killing you, your females should be very happy to be served by a younger male. Our males You can be greedy for enjoyment, but you must not lose your mind.”

"What is Xiao Hu's identity? He offended Tang Yimiao and has the backing of the Queen, you and I have the backing, just watch the show honestly." The tall and thin male knocked the reckless slightly fat male.

The slightly fat male covered his head in pain, "Oh, you're right, it's better not to open my mouth after I go in, we still don't participate in the struggle for rights"

Tang Yimiao didn't hear the two males chatting, he pulled Xiao Hu to the dining table, Tang Yimiao gave a look, and the females behind him took the initiative to open the chairs for the males.

"Sit" Tang Yimiao took his seat calmly and gracefully from the left with light and steady steps. After sitting down, he was only one-third of the dining chair. He was tall and straight with a confident and generous expression. He unbuttoned his suit after sitting , the action is done in one go.

The Zerg males froze for a moment. Tang Yimiao's movements were elegant and polite, and he couldn't fault anything, and his sitting posture was better than theirs. Resting on the back of the chair is really not as good-looking as Tang Yimiao. In order not to be inferior to Tang Yimiao, many males moved their bodies, and they only sat on a third of the way, with their backs straight.

"Xiong Tang Yimiao, why is the dining table so big and round?" a younger male worm asked curiously. The Zerg races share meals, and the dining table is usually rectangular, and each only eats the food in front of him.

"Because we have a lot of dishes today, the round table is more convenient to share food and saves space." Tang Yimiao saw that everyone was ready, and signaled to the females that they could serve the food.

"As many dishes as you can serve, there are only a few types of food for the Zerg. Is it possible that the city can make more than 50 different types of dishes?" A male worm muttered pickily. He wasn't aiming at Tang Yimiao, but The food of the Zerg is indeed very simple. Female insects usually rely on nutrient solution, while male insects eat natural food.

But they don't do it themselves. Although the females have cooking lessons, they are so well-developed as home machine housekeepers. After all, unless the families are particularly poor, few females cook for their male masters.

"Not fifty kinds." Tang Yimiao shook his head.

"I knew it..." the male said as a matter of course.

"It's 108 different dishes." Tang Yimiao motioned for the females to serve.

"108 dishes? All the Zerg's dishes don't add up to that much, don't lie to the Zerg." Xiao Hu looked at Tang Yimiao with a serious expression on his face. This was Tang Yimiao's bragging, not him looking for trouble.

"I'm not lying to you, there are 108 dishes, and each dish has a different name." Tang Yimiao didn't explain too much, just waiting for the females to serve.

All the males also looked at the dining table curiously, waiting for Tang Yimiao to slap him in the face, and there would be 108 dishes.

Tang Yimiao didn't pay attention to the expressions of many male worms watching the show. You must know that he was going to be bald when he thought about these 108 dishes. I have learned cross talk, otherwise I can make up the whole list by memorizing the name of the dish.

Tang Yimiao prepared 108 dishes by patchwork, but he couldn’t guarantee the taste. After all, he is not a professional chef. He only told the machines and chefs of Zongxing that there are such dishes. As for the taste, it depends on God’s will. up.

The meal served by the female has a plate with the name of the dish and a lid on it, and the younger male worm read the name on the lid, "Volcanic Snow? Such an elegant name, what kind of dish is this?"

The female insect lifted the lid, and a plate of petal-shaped tomatoes sprinkled with fine-grained sugar appeared in front of the insects.

"It's so beautiful, and tomatoes can be cut so beautifully." The younger males didn't feel ordinary just because they were tomatoes. Naturally, food is very expensive, and this dish is not as cheap as imagined.

"The table will also rotate automatically." The little male looked at the automatically rotating table in surprise, he had never seen such a table before.

"What's the next one?" The little male worm asked Tang Yimiao curiously.

Tang Yimiao smiled friendlyly at the little male, "Don't worry, it's still cold dishes. Cold dishes are served first, followed by hot dishes, and finally the main course, dessert, and soup."

Tang Yimiao and many star worms sat on the seats, watching the female worms bring various kinds of herbs, and the female worms began to read the names of the dishes according to Tang Yimiao's request.

The males of "Lucking Wealth and Treasure" took a look, it turned out to be abalone with scallion oil;

"Jixing Gaozhao" boiled base tail shrimp is Jixing Gaozhao.

The names of the dishes in front of Tang Yimiao have very good meanings, and many males have to admire Tang Yimiao for coming up with so many names and dishes, they have never eaten them.

It's just that the dish was not finished after 15 minutes, which made all the males a little tired. They looked at the worms on the dining table, and many males put their waists slightly close to the seats, but Tang Yimiao still had a smile on his face The body is stretched straight, only one-third of the stool, and the expression is leisurely and content without the slightest fatigue.

"Through your black hair and my hand" stewed pig's trotters with shredded kelp.

Add a drop of sesame oil to the white vinegar of "A bright moon shines in the sky".

"Hot females take off their coats" peeled cucumbers and sprinkled with red peppers.

The name Tang Yimiao at the back is really impossible to make up and can't think of, all the funny dish names are in my mind.

So secretly put these dish names in the middle, and then added some elegant dish names, he did not believe that these males could memorize all the correct dish names in one night.

Finally, the dishes were served for almost half an hour. Many male insects couldn’t help but took photos and posted them on their star network. First, they showed off the variety of dishes. Blossoming lifelike flowers, other dishes also have animal shapes, luxurious and cute styles.

"The buns are so colorful and cute." The younger male patted the colorful animal-shaped buns closest to him.

But more males looked at Tang Yimiao in unison. As long as he, the host of the banquet, said that the meal is open, then they can eat. After watching for half an hour, they can finally eat, and eating is what they are most looking forward to now. matter.

Tang Yimiao smiled slightly, and didn't rush to eat first, but tapped the table lightly, and many female insects came up with water basins.

The males looked puzzled at the female standing behind them, wondering what they were going to do again.

Tang Yimiao put his hands in the first water basin and wet his palms, and then a female insect squeezed the hand sanitizer onto his hands. There was no foam, and I put my hands in the second water basin to wash them again, then wiped my hands with a wet towel, and finally wiped off the water droplets on my hands with a white dry towel.

Seeing that many males were looking at him, Tang Yimiao looked at them innocently, "What's your problem, you always wash your hands before meals, don't your females wait for you to wash your hands?"

Who would be so troublesome to wash their hands? We have already washed them at the sink, but the worms were not stupid enough to refute Tang Yimiao and washed his hands again as he did. This little male worm has so many rules.

After Tang Yimiao waited for the insects to wash their hands, they still did not rush to eat, but tapped the table twice with their fingertips. The female insects behind them nodded, and then a group of female insects came up and stood in front of each male insect. Put a crab.

"This is the crab with the best taste in Zongxing. It was freshly salvaged by the army female stationed by Major General Yu Shiming. There are not many of them. Please don't be surprised if there is one crab per insect." Tang Yimiao sent a pair of palms to the male insects. Crabs that can't be held.

"Where would it be strange? These crabs are hard to salvage. Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, you are really good." The younger male worm praised Tang Yimiao, with an expression that could be eaten.

Tang Yimiao paused for a moment. There should be no etiquette to mess around with before the meal, so that's all.

Zongxing doesn’t have chopsticks. The males usually use a male spoon to put food on the plate, and then eat it with a knife, fork and spoon. But there is a big crab in front of them, and many males decide to deal with the crab first.

Xiao Hu likes crabs very much, so he peeled off the crab shell first, and then cut it from the middle. Xiao Hu looked at the crab he cut with satisfaction. Other male insects were not as complete as his. Sure enough, he is also the most elegant when eating crabs. of.

Tang Yimiao saw Xiao Hu eating the crab into his mouth, a smile appeared on his mouth, and he quickly gave the female beside him a look, and the female came over with the eight crab-eating tools in a sensible way, and cut them off with scissors first. After picking up the crab, he tapped the crab shell lightly with a small hammer. He used every tool flexibly in his hands. The female put the processed crab meat on Tang Yimiao's plate and put the crab shell back together. , Those crab shells became the shape of a crab again.

Xiao Hu looked at the shapeless crab legs chewed by it in his hand, and was silent for a while, damn Tang Yimiao, don't you tell me that you eat crabs so gracefully.

Tang Yimiao ate the crab meat slowly and smiled at Xiao Hu in a friendly manner, "Xiong Xiao Hu, don't worry, if you like crabs, I will set aside a piece of meat for you when Major General Yu Shiming delivers crabs next time." share"

After Tang Yimiao said this, she smiled lightly, as if mocking Xiao Hu for not being elegant enough.

Holding the crab shell, Xiao Hu felt a little annoyed, gritted his teeth like Tang Yimiao and thanked him, "Then I really thank you very much."

"This one has soup, my clothes." A male worm took a soup bag, and just after taking a bite, the soup spilled on him.

"This fork can't be forked at all, it's so uncomfortable." Another male worm was holding a fork to fork the thin potato shreds, but it couldn't be filled.

At this time, Tang Yimiao stretched out her hand and took two pairs of chopsticks from the female behind her. One pair was used for eating vegetables, and the other pair was used as serving chopsticks to pick up the vegetables on the table.

Tang Yimiao picked up the soup dumpling on the table, bit it lightly, and drank the soup inside, but there was no obvious sound from his mouth, and the dinner plate on the table was not obviously dirty.

"What kind of artifact are you? It's so powerful." The younger male watched Tang Yimiao with admiration in his eyes as he picked up a food that he couldn't do with a fork.

"This is chopsticks. You can't use one chopstick. You can always use two together. The implication of chopsticks is that good things come in pairs, and happiness will always follow you." Tang Yimiao and Xiao Xiongchong explained the purpose of chopsticks.

"Oh, what a wonderful meaning." The little male nodded thoughtfully.

Hugh Correa, Yingxue, and Yu Shiming were sitting in the guest room on the second floor. They couldn't see the upstairs from this position, but they could easily observe the downstairs from upstairs.

Hugh Correa breathed a sigh of relief, as long as there are no worms bullying the hero.

"Tsk, is it so troublesome for your hero to eat with you?" Yu Shiming slammed his mouth. It takes an hour to prepare for a meal, and he may not be able to eat it even if he starves to death.

"This is what is called real elegance. It would be very comfortable for a noble female to have a hero like Tang Yimiao Xiongzi." Yingxue watched Tang Yimiao eat with admiration.

"Yingxue, go to the beach and tidy up the vegetables we are going to grill." Hugh Correa pushed Yingxue away.

"No, your legion is out of bugs, and I, a major general, need to sort out the vegetables in person. Although it is in my villa, Tang Yimiao invited me to be a guest, saying that they have a gathering of male bugs. I'm afraid you will be bored. Why don't the female worms come to a party too, I just came, how can I let the guest worms sort out the vegetables?" Yingxue looked at Hugh Correa in a daze.

"Then let's go into the room and I'll pour you some water. Are you thirsty?" Hugh Correa didn't want Yingxue to be looking at his hero.

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"Correa, I will continue to send flowers to Tang Yimiao Xiongzi tomorrow." Only then did Yingxue realize that it was his admiring Tang Yimiao eyes that made a certain female jealous.

But he didn't intend to watch it either, and walked into the room with Hugh Correa, and went to the beach behind the villa from another room to prepare for their female gathering.

"Correa, don't think you are a wounded number, I dare not fight back, Yu Shiming, you are helping too much, I have to be serious." Yingxue was pushed into the sea by two female insects.

"I always want to help my classmates. Besides, since we were promoted to major generals, it's really rare to be able to compare. Why don't we compare each other tonight to see how strong the opponent is?" Yu Shiming hugged Yingxue's waist It's like in the sea, there are no other females here, and the three of them relax a little and no other insects can see it.

Tang Yimiao boiled many males at the dinner party. After the dinner, all the males began to praise Tang Yimiao. Tang Yimiao was not only qualified in etiquette, but his movements were as elegant as a textbook.

And the dishes for today's dinner are delicacies that they have never tried before, except for Xiao Hu, most of them can be regarded as a good time for both guests and hosts.

"Xiong Tang Yimiao, next time our family has a gathering, you must come to attend. My name is Yungan." The younger male came to Tang Yimiao after the dinner and introduced himself. , He really likes this dinner party. Although there are many rules, the dishes are so delicious.

"Definitely" Tang Yimiao also likes this little male worm, and the two worms have followed each other on Xingwang, and will continue to communicate in the future.

"Xiao Huxiongzi, I'm doing okay tonight, if there is something rude, you must tell me, and I will correct it humbly." Tang Yimiao held Xiao Hu's hand, fearing that he would run away, in front of the crowd. Afterwards, Xiao Hu was questioned.

Xiao Hu really wanted to find fault with Tang Yimiao, but Tang Yimiao's rules were more troublesome than Chong Xing's, and he really couldn't fault him, "Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, where are you, your etiquette is quite standard."

"It's fine if you're satisfied, then I won't see you off, you go slowly." Tang Yimiao sent Xiao Hu to his airship, and didn't turn back to the villa until Xiao Hu left.

"Huh, I'm so tired." Tang Yimiao yawned indistinctly, and waved to the females in the house, "You have worked hard tonight, and you all performed very well. We will prepare the barbecue tonight. There is a barbecue by the sea, you are hungry too."

"It's not hard, Xiongzi, you look so good tonight." The females of the Ninth Legion also breathed a sigh of relief, and praised Tang Yimiao.

"Hurry up and prepare the materials. Hughes has asked for leave for you. If you don't drink tonight, there is no chance of getting drunk." Tang Yimiao smiled and went to the second floor to find Hughes Correa.

As soon as Tang Yimiao entered the room, she was taken aback. Did the three female insects just get out of the water? The males were almost exhausted, Hughes, you took the two of them to a water fight? Aren’t you three afraid of being seen by other females? You three are all females with military ranks.”