This male is too lazy Zerg

After Tang Yimiao's interview was completed, the discerning eye could see that Tang Yimiao was avoiding the serious and neglecting the trivial, but the little male was so cute, and he didn't make any big mistakes. Why should he be blamed by all the insects for his personal affairs.

Especially when all the worms discovered the MV released by Tang Yimiao and Hughes a few days ago, their hearts were about to be cut off. Who wouldn't want to have a male who can give him a loving hug when he is exhausted from work? What about insects?

As for the major general's matter, Xingwang is not a court, and the Legion investigates and cracks the case by itself.

It's not that there are no worms who want to continue to make trouble, but they dare not offend Tang Yimiao's fans. After this interview, Tang Yimiao has a group of male fans, so that the scumbags on the star network dare not speak. Be careful if you hit the males, they will be taken away by the male protection association and eaten with whips, without even a chance to explain.

As for why the male worm is Tang Yimiao's fan, it's very simple. Some worms posted a post on Xingwang. , so that they can successfully solve the alien race.

Tang Yimiao's operations proved that their males are also brave and intelligent, and naturally they are recognized by most males, and it is normal for some males to like Tang Yimiao.

If a male is a little better than other males, he may be envied by the same kind, but when he is as good as the stars in the sky, it is the pride of the same kind, and naturally he is not allowed to be slandered.

However, Tang Yimiao is no longer in trouble, but the chairman of the male worm protection association has some headaches. Tang Yimiao's attitude towards the cubs has aroused accusations from a group of insects who are sorry for the universe if they don't give birth to cubs.

They didn't dare to criticize Tang Yimiao on Xingwang, so they complained to the Association for the Protection of Males and asked the Association for the Protection of Males to give an explanation. Isn't it a necessary responsibility and obligation for males to give birth to offspring?Why Tang Yimiao Xiongzi can publicly express his opinion that if he is not born, he will be adopted, which violates the basic concept of Zongxing.

"What should I explain? What can I do? I want to give birth to Major General Correa, and the male doesn't want me either." Qu Shang, the president of the Xiongbao Society, looked at the snowflake-like mail in Xing's mind, scratching his head anxiously.

"It's because we didn't grasp the rhythm well that we let the little male worms say that they adopted eggs. It's not illegal. These worms are really looking for trouble. One day we have to find a leader to bring them back and beat them up." Male worm protection association The executive officer Dingying helplessly flipped through the law.

"But we have to stop this kind of thinking, otherwise public opinion will ferment, which will be bad for us and Xiongzi." Vice President Zhengyue thought of a solution.

"Then what if the males don't give birth?" The president looked helpless, if it wasn't illegal to drug the males, he would immediately let Tang Yimiao and the other worms bridal chamber!

"Tang Yimiao Xiongzi cares most about Major General Correa, and Major General Correa is just low in fertility, not incapable of having children." Zheng Yue smirked;

"What did you think of, tell me quickly." Qu Shang always felt that his subordinates had a lot of bad ideas, and sure enough, he came up with a solution.

"We issued a punishment order. The content of the punishment order is that Xiongzi made inappropriate comments on the Star Network. The worms under his name can only resume their original jobs after giving birth to eggs. I don't believe that Tang Yimiao Xiongzi can not Anxious to let my female monarch lay eggs" Zhengyue gave a smirk.

"It's good, but Major General Hugh Correia is a rare commander of the Zerg after all. Isn't it too good not to let him return to the legion? We can't really delay the development of a major general just because of the little male bug." Ding I think the punishment is a bit heavy.

"I've checked. Major General Correa was seriously injured during this expedition, and he won't be able to return to the barracks for a while. This punishment seems heavy, but it's actually equivalent to no punishment." Zhengyue and Dingying explained.

Qu Shang patted the table, "That's it, this punishment can be told to all the worms on Starnet, although we don't force every married worm to have babies.

But if they dare to advertise on the star network that they will not give birth to worm cubs, their punishment is that females are not allowed to work, and they can only work after successfully giving birth to worm cubs.”

"Isn't Tang Yimiao a man of fate? We will use his female monarch to force him, but we must also protect the rights and interests of Major General Correa. We must retain his position and power. If he secretly solves the military affairs of the legion If you turn a blind eye, you can't really make Zombie lose a talented commander."

"And we can use this trick to give Tang Yimiao Xiongzi a gift bag of giving birth to worm cubs in a fair manner. Doesn't Tang Yimiao Xiongzi like to express public opinion? We also publish it. Quanxingwang gave birth to him. If he doesn't want to give birth, let him use it. Uma Mengyu changed, and that male was even worse, not even marrying a female king!" Zhengyue thought of Uma Mengyu, who was in charge of him, and his teeth were itchy, although these little males did not abuse females, they were more likely to cause trouble!

"Okay, I'm going to draft the punishment order now, and I will announce it on the whole network in a while." Ding Yingzhan got up and went back to his office to issue the punishment order.

At the highest command of the Insect Planet, Valentine brought the important generals of the major legions to a meeting. Today, he will vote by show of hands to decide whether Hugh Correa of ​​the Ninth Legion should transfer to a civilian job or retire from the regiment for recuperation. The Ninth Legion must be a piece of meat under his command!

Yingxue sat on the chair and glanced at Yu Shiming and the other army female leaders. Yu Shiming should work with him to protect Hughes and his allies. The Ninth Legion cannot fall into Valentine's hands. .

"Report, the executive officer of the Male Insect Protection Association requests to meet with you." Valentine's men knocked on the door to inform Valentine.

"Tsk" Valentine and the females felt as if they had stepped on something dirty when they heard the Male Protection Association. A group of guys who helped the males bully the females, there must be no good for them.

"Hello, I'm the executive officer of the Male Insect Protection Association, Ding Ying." Ding Ying can tell that most of the insects here don't like him very much.

After all, quite a few have been punished by him, but he is protecting the males, and he doesn't care about the attitude of these females.

"I issue an important punishment order to you. Because Tang Yimiao Xiongzi made inappropriate remarks on the Star Network, his female monarch, Major General Hugh Correa, will suspend all positions until she gives birth to worm eggs. All positions can be restored, and during this period, his position is especially designated to be managed by his subordinates." After Ding Ying announced the punishment order, there was silence in the command room.

Yingxue did not expect that the male protection association, which has always been the most hated, would actually do good deeds. With this punishment order, Valentine cannot move the Ninth Legion for the time being. After all, the punishment of the male protection association is to suspend the position and retain power. rather than dismissal.

"No, I don't agree. We are about to vote to dismiss the commander of Hugh Correia's Ninth Army. Your order conflicts with ours." Valentine also noticed that it was wrong. After the penalty order, they will be scolded to death by ordinary females when they dismiss Hughes from his position.

Those females don't care if Hughes is seriously injured and not suitable for the position of commander. They only think that the male insect protection association has just suspended the female's position, and their legion is in order to be the lackey of the male insect protection association. He even directly dismissed a legion commander.

Valentine urgently needs the Ninth Legion to consolidate his position. The failure of this expedition has already caused him a serious blow. Unsteady.

"Removed? What did Major General Hugh Correa commit illegally?" Ding Ying asked in confusion.

"Didn't do anything illegal. During this expedition, Major General Correa returned to the Zerg Star privately because he was worried about the hero. He didn't fulfill his duty as a general to protect the Zerg Emperor during the alien attack."

"He used his own body to protect his hero and was seriously injured. After being tested by the hospital, he is not suitable for the position of army commander. That's why we want Hughes to withdraw from the Ninth Army." Valentine emphasized Hughes' private return to the worm A few words of star.

"Why didn't you report this to our Female Insect Protection Association?" Ding Ying stared at Valentine with an indescribable expression.

"It seems that the military affairs of our legion don't need to be reported to the Male Protection Association." Valentine just felt ridiculous.

"I'm not talking about this, we all know about Major General Correa's injury, but why didn't you tell us that he was injured because he was protecting the hero, and we thought he was injured fighting a foreign race?"

"The real incident of the female insect saving the male insect is so touching. It should be reported and studied on the whole star network. This is the correct way for the female insect to treat the male insect. I will report it to the vice president in a while and ask him to write a [-]-character draft. The female insects who organized the male insect protection association were like Major General Hughes Correa to learn, "Ding, this is annoying, he doesn't know Hughes Correa's injury and this story. Can you make it.

"General Valentine, I don't agree with what you said. Major General Correa didn't return to the Zerg Planet privately, but rushed back after the Zerg Planet asked for help." Yingxue sat on the stool and retorted lightly.

"In short, we want to remove Hugh Correa's position as the commander of the Ninth Legion, please change your disciplinary order from the Male Worm Protection Association." Valentine didn't answer Yingxue's question, but put pressure on Dingying directly.

Is this planning to snatch the Ninth Legion? Yingxue's face is expressionless, but she disdains Valentine's actions in her heart.

"I'm sorry, Admiral Valentine. I have already notified the order to the entire Star Network. My position is not as high as yours. If you want to withdraw the punishment order, I will help you contact our Admiral Qu Shang. You can discuss it with him." Ding He was very dissatisfied with the tone of Valentine's ordering himself. When did the females of their male insect protection association be ordered by other females, especially him, the executive officer.

Dingying didn't wait for Valentine to speak, turned and walked out of the legion office, opened the star network, and reported this matter to Qu Shang with embellishment.

Qu Shang is usually unwilling to get involved in the struggle between military females, and his relationship with Hugh Correa is not said to be very good, but this punishment has been notified to the whole network. If it is withdrawn, where will his old face be? put.

"Admiral Valentine, my subordinate has reported to me what happened just now, do you think this will work, our punishment order is not enough.

I will make up a deadline, within three years, and the penalty period is within three years. After three years, if you still want to withdraw the position of Major General Hughes, you should withdraw, and I will never intervene. "

Valentine smiled angrily, three years, three years Hugh Correa has already recovered "No, it's too long"

"These two years?" Qu Shang thinks so. The female insects will not work for two years, which will save a lot of money for the male insects, and it will also stimulate the young male insects to ask for eggs.

"No." Valentine now wants the Ninth Army to increase its strength.

"It's half a year, it's not enough to be young." Qu Shang thought for a while, this is enough to give Valentine face.

"I said no, it must be withdrawn, Qu Shang, you just need to protect the group of incompetent males who can only eat soft food, and don't get involved in the affairs between our army and females, some things are beyond your responsibility." Valentine The strong request to withdraw did not give Qu Shang face.

What he said made Qu Shang laugh angrily. You Valentin is invincible in the legion, and you dare to order him.

Qu Shangneng is the president of the Male Worm Protection Association, and he also has his own army under him, and the worms of the Male Worm Protection Association will also brainwash themselves. They love male insects more than other insects. Hearing Valentine slander male insects , Quchamp is even more disgusted with Valentine.

"What do you mean," Qu Shang asked.

"I don't mean anything." Valentine has always stood too high. Few people dare to refute his face. He has always said what he said.

"You mean you're losing face?" Qu Shang narrowed his eyes.

"What I mean is not negotiable." Valentine only wanted Qushan to withdraw the punishment order.

Qu Shang thinks that Valentine doesn't give me face, so there is no need to talk about it. "Old bald man, I will give you face. You think I am joking with you, and you dare to lick your face to dismiss Hugh Correa's command. Location"

"Quanxing.com is just saving face for you. Who doesn't know that you took Quan Zong Xing's military female to fight alien races and was almost wiped out by the alien race. If you want me to say that Zong Xing is in crisis, you can't get rid of it. If it weren't for Hugh Major General Scoreia saved you, you might have already become dung for foreign races to breed."

"Let me also tell you that this punishment has been decided by me. You really don't want to dismiss Hugh Correa from his position. I want to learn from the whole network about Hugh Correa's sacrifice to become a hero."

"Hmph, I'll go to see Emperor Zong soon. Emperor Zong is about to marry a male worm. I'll go to Emperor Zong soon and sue you for using power for personal gain and snatching your subordinate position." Qu Shang angrily closed the star brain. The females are afraid of him, and even the males respect him, even if the emperor speaks kindly to him, how dare you embarrass me.

Qu Shang hung up on Xingwang and went to complain to Emperor Zong. The meeting to dismiss Hugh Correa couldn't go on, and the military female who was originally on Valentine's side didn't dare to express his opinion easily.

When Yu Shiming notified Hugh Correa of ​​today's events, he had just woken up from the medical cabin.

"Hughes, what do you think of today's events?" Yu Shiming also thought it would be interesting to stage this play today.

"I..." Hugh Correa, as the protagonist, really didn't know how to comment on this matter for a while, thanking the Male Worm Protection Association for holding his position?It seems that something is not right.

"I'll discuss this matter and get back to you." Hugh Correa hung up on Xingwang, moved his body, and watched Tang Yimiao's operation with black lines.

Since his hero knew that he had recovered his memory, every time he completed the treatment in the medical cabin, he turned into a pervert. Taking advantage of his lack of strength just out of the medical cabin, he wiped his body and kept talking.

"Hey, look at this handsome little face of my mistress, whose little face belongs to Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, what will Tang Yimiao Xiongzi do, he will kiss..." Tang Yimiao kissed and continued like Wipe down.

"Whose slender legs belong to..."

Hugh Correa turned his head with empty eyes, staring blankly into the distance... He didn't do it voluntarily, definitely not voluntarily.

"Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, are you there? I need to see you." The medical bug at the door knocked on the door of the treatment room.

"Yes, I'll come to find you right away." Tang Yimiao helped Hugh Correa cover the quilt, "Hey, wait for the hero to come back and help you get dressed."

"Xiong Tang Yimiao, this is my old classmate. I think you will need him next time, so I contacted him in advance..." The medical bug introduced Tang Yimiao to himself mysteriously with an expression that I understood. classmates.

Tang Yimiao looked at the brand "Fertility-Jie" on the worm.

"Son, I have the test reports for both you and your female. This is the fertility schedule I made for you and your female. It is easier to conceive bug eggs at a scientific time." The medical veterinarian named Jie Give Tang Yimiao a schedule, with the date and time marked on it, and then two cute and indescribable bugs doing indescribable actions at different times.

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"Thank you so much!" Tang Yimiao gritted his teeth and thanked you.

"You're welcome, let's watch the star network. The major general can only return to the Ninth Army if he is pregnant with the cubs. We will help you scientifically." Healing Chongjie took out the medicine he brought again. "This is two meals a day, morning and evening. one grain"

"Ah?" Tang Yimiao was stunned, "What is the Star Network, what's the matter with the Star Network!"It's not over yet, is it!

Tang Yimiao opened the star brain in a breakdown, logged in to his male account, and saw the punishment order issued to him by the male protection association, your uncle, Tang Yimiao cursed in his heart, he wants to find the male for this matter Conservation Society protests!

When Tang Yimiao returned to the medical cabin with the watch in his hands, Hughes had already dressed, "My lord, what's wrong with you?"

"Let me tell you..." Tang Yimiao angrily told Hughes what the male insect protection association had done.

"Well, I just found out, it's just that you can't trouble them with this matter now." Hugh Correa explained the reason, and now he is thinking about how to handle this matter smoothly.

"My lord, do you really hate bug eggs that much? I actually like them..." Hugh Correa touched his abdomen lonely after explaining.

"Idiot, how can I hate your worm cubs, but you haven't recovered yet, what if the worm eggs delay your recovery?" Tang Yimiao was not willing to make Hugh Correa sad.

"It's too late today. Tomorrow, the two of us will come to the hospital to inquire carefully. If it doesn't affect your recovery, we will try our best to lay a worm egg and raise worm cubs!" Tang Yimiao took Hugh Correa's hand.

"Yeah." Hugh Correa nodded, as long as the hero doesn't hate the cubs.

"Then I invite you to eat something good tonight to nourish your body." Tang Yimiao took Hughes to a nearby restaurant for dinner.

As soon as the two worms sat down in the restaurant, they felt that the eyes of the worms around them were strange, and looked at them with a smile from time to time.

"Is there something on my face, Hughes?" Tang Yimiao touched his face.

"No, there's nothing wrong with your face." Hugh Correa took a look, as beautiful as usual.

"Xiong Tang Yimiao, I'm your fan, can I shake your hand?" A female came to Tang Yimiao's side and asked cautiously.

Could it be that I am popular on Xingwang, and they see me because I am popular?Tang Yimiao nodded, "Yes."

After Tang Yimiao shook hands with the female insect, a female insect with gray hair came over. The Zerg race is very old. If a female insect can grow gray hair, it must be quite old.

Unexpectedly, I still have older fans. Tang Yimiao was about to shake hands, but saw the female worm sat down at the table next to her after shaking hands.

"Little Xiongzi, are you worried about the lack of cubs now? No need to refute. I have seen the notice from the Association for the Protection of Male Cubs. Uncle tells you that uncle has a method. Here, this uncle wrote it. Use this method to keep your pregnant worms safe." "Dan" female worm handed Tang Yimiao a list with an expression that you understand.

The corner of Tang Yimiao's mouth twitched, don't you females have social fear? Tang Yimiao opened the paper, and it said, every time you do something to pull the lamp, put a pillow under the female.

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"Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, I have a stone from a foreign race here, it is said that it is useful to put on the bedside"

"Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, eating more dark green leafy vegetables is helpful..."

"Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, travel is very useful. I have a hundred must-see attractions here, and many insects let their females conceive insect eggs there..."

"Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, Xiongzi, this kind, and this kind..."

Tang Yimiao was lying on the bed without love. Ever since he had finished eating at the restaurant and turned on the star network, he had received countless secret recipes for pregnant eggs provided by male and female worms...

"Master, are you okay?" Hugh Correia looked at Tang Yimiao distressedly. Usually, when it comes to things like being pregnant with worm eggs, everyone urges the female worm, but when he came to him, no worm told him, they were all talking to the male lord. explain.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll just be quiet." Tang Yimiao put down the star network, he didn't want to look at the head office of the star network.

"Ding dong" the doorbell rang;

Hugh Correa went to the gate to pick up the courier, and a large box full of things was piled up in the living room.

Hugh Correa checked that there was no danger, and opened the box. What is it?

"Master, the Male Insect Conservation Association sent you a painting." Hugh Correa took out a painting and opened it in front of Tang Yimiao.

"You Zerg believe in this too!" Tang Yimiao looked at the painting with a few round and chubby bug cubs speechless.

Tang Yimiao got up from the bed angrily, he wanted to see what the male worm protection association was doing.

Tang Yimiao threw away the lamp items in the box, the baby-like dolls, the male and female supplements...

Tang Yimiao turned to the bottom of the box, and saw a small box wrapped in black cloth inside, with the words "Accepted by the male insect" written on it.

Tang Yimiao tore it open without hesitation, only to see that it said, if you feel powerless, take a sip in advance every time, drinking too much will hurt your body!

"Oh shit, you can't do it! Hughes, can I do it!" Tang Yimiao was angry.

"Okay" Hugh Correa nodded.

"Hey, Hughes, find me a rope," Tang Yimiao said suddenly.

"What do you want the rope for?" Hugh Correa asked puzzled.

"I'm going to hang myself at the gate of the Male Insect Protection Association." Tang Yimiao threw the bottle of potion.

The author says:

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