This male is too lazy Zerg

Uma Mengyu tiptoed to the door of the room, knocked on the door, saw no response, quietly opened the door, wanting to see if Tang Yimiao was awake.

"Teacher, why didn't you make a sound when you woke up?" Uma Mengyu didn't see Tang Yimiao on the bed.

But I saw Tang Yimiao sitting on the bay window, with a few empty wine bottles scattered around him, still wearing yesterday's white shirt, a few buttons on his chest were unbuttoned, and his slender fingers were still holding A bottle of wine, when he heard a bug calling him, he came back to his senses, dropped the bottle, rubbed his brows, brushed his finger from the bridge of his nose, across the corner of his mouth, swallowed, his eyes were a little red from staying up late, and his voice Lazily and hoarsely, he turned his head to look at the door, behind him was the rising sun, "What's wrong?"

"Bang" Uma Mengyu closed the door with a bang, startling all the insects in the room, they all looked at Uma Mengyu in unison, Uma Mengyu was blushing and holding the doorknob with one hand, blushing Biting the ring knuckle of the other hand.

"What's wrong with you?" Richard looked at Wuma Mengyu strangely.

Uma Mengyu shook his head, how can there be such a beautiful worm as the teacher, so decadent but so sexy, he is a male worm, how can he be conquered by the teacher's beauty in an instant, the teacher is more hookworm than the female worm .

"Why are you crazy?" Tang Yimiao opened the door and looked at Uma Mengyu with displeasure. Tang Yimiao is really not in a good mood now, poverty makes insects irritable.

"Uh, it's nothing, teacher, are you in a bad mood?" Uma Mengyu naturally wouldn't say that he was stupid because he saw your beauty.

Tang Yimiao walked to the bathroom, "It's okay, you guys have breakfast first, I'll be right out"

Tang Yimiao washed his face with cold water, although he boasted in front of Yingxue that he raised Hugh Correa.

But making money is really not an easy task. The economy of Zerg Planet is quite deformed, and it is not the same as that of Earth.

Wormstar should be regarded as a high-welfare planet. All the food and drink for males are provided by Wormstar at the top. After the little males grow up, all welfare benefits will be stopped, so that the males can live the life they used to They will take the initiative to find females to marry to promote the poor fertility rate. Although the males can get all the assets of the females after marriage, the males have never learned these things. Where can they manage the industry, the actual controller is the original of females.

As for the female insects on the worm star, they don't have the treatment of male insects, but they are all raised by worm stars with star worm coins.

However, the industry of Zergstar is not well developed, and the energy of Zergstar is obtained from expeditions of military females of Zergstar.

Therefore, there is almost no poverty in military females, unless they are military females who do not go on expeditions and are in charge of civil work. They can't get anything in the expedition. They only rely on wages, and their natural assets are a little less. question.

Females that are not military females are divided into sub-female and ordinary females. Although sub-female are not as strong as females and have no fertility, they are flexible in their brains and cute in appearance. They are more popular with males. They generally work meticulously. Many outstanding sub-female jobs are research and development in the Academy of Sciences, and the wages are not low.

Moreover, their dependence on mental power is much smaller than that of ordinary females. They are generally not the richest group of worms on the worm planet, but they are the most free worms.

And starting a business is generally only done by ordinary females who are not willing to be military females. After all, wealth is the best stepping stone to impress males, and they always have to give it a try.

Tang Yimiao has never been short of money since he was a child, but this does not mean that he will make money. His father once told him, "Son, after you failed three times in starting a business, Dad understands that you are a life of good fortune. As long as you don’t start a business, our family’s money is enough for you to spend your whole life, but if you want to start a business, there may be another bankrupt Tang family.”

"Oh..." Tang Yimiao sighed and wiped off the water droplets on the mirror.

"Teacher, are you angry with the major general? The major general just lost his memory for a month, and he will recover soon." Uma Mengyu thought Tang Yimiao was sad that Hugh Correa didn't remember him.

"It's only a month. Hughes, who is ignorant and shy, is very interesting. I won't be angry. I'm just thinking about what I can do to earn a lot of Starworm Coins." Tang Yimiao rolled her eyes. Ma Mengyu.

Tang Guihua heard this, and said to Tang Yimiao with such an easy expression on her face, "This is not easy to handle, you take advantage of the time when he loses his memory, and marry that major general named Yingxue. Come on, if that one is difficult to deal with, go to Starnet to recruit a kiss based on your looks, and a bunch of females will marry you."

When Hugh Correa heard Tang Guihua's words, he squeezed the spoon tightly in his hand. Although he didn't show it on the face, he hated Tang Guihua in his heart. He could see that Tang Guihua was interested in Tang Yimiao.

"Hughes, do you object if I marry some females now?" Tang Yimiao looked at Hugh Correa with a smirk.

Hugh Correa puts down the spoon "Please discuss this after I recover my memory"

"That won't work. I can't make such jokes after you recover your memory. My wife will be angry." Tang Yimiao continued to drink the porridge made by Hugh Correa. It is also better than other worms.

Hugh Correia lowered his eyes, and his heart skipped a beat. Before, he only thought that the little male was beautiful and loved to harass bugs, but now it seems that he and the little male must have been very happy before. I don’t know why Hugh Correia Ya is a little jealous of herself.

"Oh, who doesn't know the relationship between my teacher and the major general, don't say that, but teacher, you can live broadcast, female insects have no resistance to the live broadcast of male insects, I have earned a lot of star insect coins" Uma Meng Yu liked Tang Yimiao and Hugh Correa's way of getting along very much, so he immediately refuted Tang Guihua's words.

"Live broadcast? Is it very profitable? Let's talk about this. They seem to have given me the Starworm coins for my show on Richard's brother's show. By the way, how about your brother's show?" Tang Yimiao thought of Richard's brother Buzz .

"The show is being reorganized, because of you, the show is very popular." Richard thought of his younger brother telling him that the show was very popular with the worm stars, and he would be able to support the female father and his own worm cubs in the future. He sincerely thanked Tang Yimiao helps.

Tang Yimiao opened the Xingwang account, "It's strange, I obviously received a reminder to enter the account, why is there no indication of the account?"

Tang Guihua stretched her head over and took a look, "This is the account of you and your female. Every time a male marries a female, he will have an account, which is independent. If the male broadcasts something live, he also has his own account. You Look at your own account."

Tang Yimiao never thought of this, and found her own account according to Tang Guihua's description, "Wait, when did I have so many Starworm Coins?"

"The teacher is very rich, and he has an eight-figure deposit." Uma Mengyu counted Tang Yimiao's accounts, and there are a total of eight accounts, with more than 6000 million Starworm coins.

Tang Yimiao clicked on the details. What are the two "The Most Handsome and Invincible Entertainment Company in the Universe" and "The Best Company in the Interstellar with the Most Male Bugs Officially Guaranteed"? They transferred Tang Yimiao's accounts respectively. More than 2000 million starworm coins.

"Here, let me check." Richard took out the official website inside the Legion and searched for information.

Richard looked at the search results dumbfounded, "This is the compensation for the infringement from the two of them. Because they couldn't contact you and couldn't get your authorization for the music, they compensated you according to the compensation standard of Zongxing, and then used it first. music?"

"Ah? Music, what music?" Tang Yimiao didn't realize it for a while.

Richard opened the video, "Only these two songs, each of their two companies stole one song"

"Closed..." Tang Yimiao only glanced at it, and signaled Richard to close it. The video played by Richard was just a video of him getting drunk and dragging Hughes to a close-fitting dance.

"Give me a copy." Hugh Correa took out the star network and contacted Richard.

Richard sighed in his heart, the major general really forgot, he has his own archive, "Xiong, the other one is the violin music you played to appease the female, should I sue them, but they will pay according to the highest level, You must ask them to take the music off the shelves, and the Starworm Coins for compensation may have to be refunded.”

Tang Yimiao transferred the money to an account shared by him and Hugh Correa "Of course not to report"

After Tang Yimiao's account was sufficient, his mood turned cloudy. After eating, he wiped his mouth and slumped on the sofa, "In the afternoon, I'll just send Hughes to the hospital. If you have work, you should be busy. Tang Guihua, think about it." what did you do?"

"Go to Major General Yingxue's Legion, thank you, Xiaoxiong." Tang Guihua finally decided to return to the Legion, but he did not choose the Ninth Legion, but chose Yingxue's Legion.

Uma Mengyu is a straight ass "You old guy, why don't you join the Ninth Legion"

old, old guy? !Tang Guihua was deeply shocked, "Our Zerg's lifespan is several hundred years old, and I am over 100 years old, so I am not very old." Tang Guihua was a little unconfident.

Uma Mengyu glanced at Tang Guihua with disgust, "I will officially become an adult in a few days, and I am, you are more than 100 years old, and you say you are not old?"

Tang Yimiao was left speechless by the two treasures, "Tang Guihua, don't make my apprentice angry. He is your hero in name, and you are his female servant. If he doesn't approve you to go to Yingxue's army, you really can't go." "

In order to give Tang Guihua a legal identity, Tang Yimiao tried every means, but the crime of harming male insects made it difficult for him to have a legal identity.

At this time, the Male Insect Protection Association went after Uma Mengyu again and asked him to marry a maidservant as required, so he followed suit and put Tang Guihua under Uma Mengyu's name.

Although the Male Insect Protection Association disagreed, they would not marry any female insects or marry a sinful female. They still chose to agree with Uma Mengyu to accept Tang Guihua as a female servant, so that Tang Guihua had a legal status. If Meng Yu's name is maintained for one year, Tang Guihua can be like an ordinary female insect.

It would be good for Uma Mengyu to get rid of Tang Guihua at that time, and Uma Mengyu won't be urged to marry this year when she has a female.

"I joined Major General Yingxue's Legion not because I thought the Ninth Legion was bad, but because Yingxue's Legion has many nobles, but Yingxue is not an officer who only cares about status and promotion. The current commander of the Ninth Legion is too good. , if I go, the promotion is not as fast as Yingxue's legion, so..." Since Tang Guihua can return to the legion, she naturally has to plan for herself.

Tang Yimiao waved his hand, "You don't need to explain to me, I told you, you are free, as long as you don't regret your decision."

"However, Meng Yu, Tang Guihua has grown up quite well, you two are now legal..." Tang Yimiao teased his apprentice with a smirk.

"Who likes that kind of bug, I like it... No, I don't marry a female bug." Uma Mengyu closed her mouth and glanced at Richard.

"You like humor, gentle lady, right?" Tang Yimiao put his chin on his hand and looked at Uma Mengyu and Richard ambiguously.

Richard stood up, "Meng Yu, the two of us can't always ask for leave, let's go back to the Legion now."

"Okay." Uma Mengyu didn't want to be interrogated by Tang Yimiao any more, so she followed Richard.

"Little male worm, I'm going to prepare the things I need to go to the army. If you can't take care of a worm in the afternoon, just call me." After Tang Guihua had a legal identity, Tang Yimiao gave him a star brain .

Tang Yimiao made a gesture and told Tang Guihua to leave without getting up.

After Hugh Correa finished cleaning the dinner plate, he came to Tang Yimiao, squatted down, "Xiong, I have a question, can you answer me?"

With such a serious expression, did Hughes remember something? Tang Yimiao sat up and waited for Hughes Correa to speak.

"Xiongzi, you said that you love me very much, or me who has not lost your memory, and even not marry other worms because of me, but if you don't have an apprentice, the SS-level male worm's apprentice, you will give Tang Guihua a Because of his identity, do you accept him as a female servant?" Hugh Correa lowered his head, not knowing whether he should ask this question now.

"No, I will pay the fine and help him in other ways. I always feel that Tang Guihua is a rare commander, so I wanted to give him to you, but now you can't return to the army, and he has another A better choice, then I will give him freedom, my feelings for him are sympathy, I can't bear it, I can't bear to see an excellent military female being buried"

"As for you, it's love. Although it's love after marriage, I really like you." Tang Yimiao held Hughes's head, not letting him bow his head.

After Hugh Correa heard the answer, he blinked "After the treatment is finished this afternoon, can you take me to see the villa where we got married, I always have the memory of that house in my mind"

"Okay, but it may be very different from what you remember." Tang Yimiao did not refuse Hugh Correa, he always wanted to see the ruins.

After Tang Yimiao sent Hughes Correa into the medical cabin, he continued to discuss Hughes' treatment plan with the medical bug. He must restore Hughes Correa's mental power.

"Is this the villa? It's really different from what I remember." Hugh Correa stroked the two remaining walls.

"After we solve all the troubles, let's build a new one. I'm going to write some music these days." Tang Yimiao and Hugh Correa stood on the ruins, not sad, but With this worm around, there is new hope.

Hugh Correa touched the wall and said with determination, "Xiongzi, you don't need to put so much pressure on yourself. I asked Richard and he said that I was injured to protect you, but I want to protect you. It must be because I love you, so you must not put so much pressure on yourself"

"I am the female insect, the one who wants to make money, even if I really lose my wings, lose my mental power, and cannot recover my memory.

But I can feel that there must be a deep relationship between you and me, and I can earn enough money to support you, so..."

"No." Tang Yimiao covered Hugh Correa's mouth and smiled slightly.

"Fool, I don't treat you well because of guilt, but because I like you, I know how much you like your legion, how much you like being a military female.

That's why I want you to get back to normal. We are two married people. We belong to a family. Naturally, a family should help each other. After you get hurt for me, I should take care of you more."

"Now it's just that you are temporarily in trouble, so I temporarily take over the burden of the family. I am your lazy hero. When you are well, you still have to fulfill the promise we made when we met, so that I can live happily in the house for the rest of my life." At home." Tang Yimiao put down his hands, and sure enough he liked Hugh Correa no matter what he looked like.

"Well, I will recover as soon as possible." Hugh Correa's eyes were red, and it turned out that being liked by bugs was like this.

"Give me your hand and spread your fingers apart." Tang Yimiao signaled Hugh Correa to extend his hand.

"Is that so?" Hugh Correa put his right hand in front of him and spread five fingers, not knowing what the male insect was going to do.

Tang Yimiao stretched out his hand and interlaced with Hugh Correa, raised his toes, kissed Hugh Correa lightly, and pushed the worm against the wall.

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Done.