This male is too lazy Zerg

"It's so hot, there's no wind at all in this weather." Tang Yimiao unbuttoned his shirt, and collapsed under the big tree with his feet in the water. The cold lake water flowed over his white and tender toes. Tang Yimiao Miao still felt hot, and there were tiny beads of sweat on his forehead.

"Teacher, here is an ice cube." Uma Mengyu took out the prepared small ball of ice cubes and put them on Tang Yimiao's mouth.

Tang Yimiao half-opened his eyes with ice cubes in his mouth, but it was still not cool enough, until there was a gust of breeze above his forehead, Tang Yimiao finally opened his eyes completely, and what Tang Yimiao saw when he opened his eyes was his female gentleman sitting on his bed Beside him, he was fanning himself with a cattail fan in his left hand, and he was putting his star brain on his knee with his right hand, looking at the document with concentration, and his beautiful jaw line was exposed in front of his eyes.

"It's like a prince in a storybook." Tang Yimiao couldn't help reaching out and grabbing Hugh Correa's left hand.

Hugh Correa, who was originally serious because of this document, saw Tang Yimiao grabbing his hand, put away his star brain, curled up the corners of his mouth, changed from his previous coldness, and smiled softly." Xiongzhu, look at your sweaty head, you can't stay in the air-conditioned room forever in the future."

Hugh Correa took out a cold towel and gently wiped Tang Yimiao's face and neck. Tang Yimiao finally relieved a little heat, stretched comfortably, and turned over to reveal his back. Put ice on your back too"

"Xiong Tang Yimiao, would you like to try an air-conditioned tent in the wild? This tent has its own air-conditioning and a high-end ice pad. I also chilled two bottles of good wine in the tent..."

"Shut up, Yingxue, I will buy it if you need it." Hugh Correa interrupted Yingxue, then wiped Tang Yimiao's back, covered Tang Yimiao's clothes to prevent Yingxue from seeing him The back of the hero.

"Air conditioner, I want an air conditioner—" Tang Yimiao heard the air conditioner, his eyes finally brightened, and he stretched out his hands and crawled towards Yingxue's tent.

"No." Hugh Correa hugged his hero and stopped Tang Yimiao's behavior, "You can't turn on the air conditioner anymore, hero."

The spring of the Zerg is short and cold, and it switches from spring to summer in just [-] days. Tang Yimiao couldn't bear the sudden change of seasons, wrapped in a quilt and turned on the air conditioner to [-] degrees every day, and the previous training was also suspended Yes, the daily activities are eating, lying on the bed and surfing the Internet, listening to music in the living room, and never stepping out of the door.

His operation was not only unbearable to Hugh Correa, but also Uma Mengyu who came to their house for training and the military female who reported military affairs. Tang Yimiao turned the air conditioner too low. Enduring high temperature training every day.

So the temperature of not exercising is not unbearable to them, but it is Tang Yimiao who makes the house so cold that it is unbearable.

If it was purely like this, Hugh Correa would not have forced Tang Yimiao out to feel natural.

Until two days ago, when Hugh Correa and Uma Mengyu were training at the training ground, the machine butler in the yard delivered cold drinks to Tang Yimiao, but suddenly broke down.

The machine housekeeper couldn't deliver cold drinks to the room. In order not to let the cold drinks melt, Tang Yimiao finally made up his mind to walk out of the room. The scorching sun in the yard had just shone on Tang Yimiao for 5 minutes, and Tang Yimiao seemed to have fallen into a steamer In the crab, a worm was dizzy and fainted by heat.

But fortunately, he just passed out and caught up with Richard who was delivering the documents. Richard hurriedly sent Tang Yimiao to the room, then called Hugh Correa back, and the two worms accompanied him. Then Tang Yimiao met the doctor insect.

According to the medical doctor, this disease is very common in males. Males are willing to hide in the room and never go out in summer. Their bodies cannot withstand the heat of the air conditioner for a long time, and they are prone to danger. It is best to adapt to it. The outside temperature and the air conditioner can't be so cool.

"Hughes, female, baby, kiss, darling, darling—" Tang Yimiao grabbed Hugh Correa's thigh like a hungry bug who hasn't eaten for a week. Spend--"

Hugh Correa forcefully turned the temperature to 26 degrees, spread his wings, and put the remote control of the air conditioner on the living room lamp that was raised four meters away. "Master, you can adjust the temperature if you can come down."

Tang Yimiao looked up at the remote control of the air conditioner on the ceiling light of her house. There was something wrong. Why did male insects have no wings? It was unscientific. Are male insects and female insects really the same species?

At night, Tang Yimiao took the initiative to prepare Husco Correa’s favorite set meal, dressed himself up to attract insects, his voice was deep and feminine, and his sweet words seemed to be free to cast on Husco Correa, until Husco Leiya blushed and handed Tang Yimiao the hand, and Tang Yimiao gently coaxed the female into bed. The two worms and hibiscus warmed the tent halfway, and Tang Yimiao turned over weakly on the bed, "Sure enough, there is no air conditioner. it won't work"

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Hugh Correa blushed with anger, and gritted his teeth, "My hero can't fight, and I definitely can't fight."

"My lord, I heard from Richard that there is a lake in the city of S8. The lake there is connected to the underground river all the year round. The cold water of the lake is especially suitable for relieving the heat, and the fish in the lake are also very delicious. I will take you and my subordinates to go there. How about a picnic on vacation by the lake?" Hugh Correa thought for a while, but he still had to let the hero adapt to the temperature outside, so as not to turn the air conditioner down so low.

That's how Hugh Correa brought Tang Yimiao to the lake today, but he didn't expect that before his subordinates who came with a picnic came, they would meet Yingxue who hated him first.

"Hughes, let go, don't hug me, it's too hot!" Tang Yimiao didn't even want a female hug now, and the hug was also very hot.

Hugh Correa put down Tang Yimiao, covered Tang Yimiao's face with an ice towel, Uma Mengyu naturally took out another drink and handed it to Tang Yimiao, took a fan and fanned Tang Yimiao "Teacher, what is natural is the best"

"If nature is the best, then Zongxing's technology wouldn't have developed so far." Yingxue lay in the tent, took out her fishing rod and threw it into the lake, enjoying the cold wind in the tent.

Hugh Correa held down Tang Yimiao, who was about to nod in agreement, and said to Yingxue angrily, "Are you so busy that you even came here to fish?"

"Well, it's better than some insects. I remember a certain insect was punished by the Male Insect Protection Association for 31 days, so why did it come to the lake to participate in the fishing festival in five days?" Yingxue said mercilessly Resented back.

"Fishing Festival?" Hugh Correa looked around, and there were indeed many bugs by the lake today.

"Don't you know, these days are fishing festivals. It is said that only during this time can the famous kingfish be caught. The meat of the kingfish is delicious, and the heaviest fish weighs 50 kilograms. If you catch, usually only a dozen catties are caught, today we will see who can catch the kingfish, if there are many worms caught, the heaviest one will be the champion of the fishing festival, do you want to compare?" Yingxue put on her sunglasses , After setting the bait, throw the fishing rod into the lake.

"Accompany" Hugh Correa thought for a while, this is a good way to divert the attention of the hero, otherwise the hero will only think about how hot it is today, so if he doesn't relax, it will get hotter and hotter.

"My lord, let's join the fishing competition too." Hugh Correa handed several fishing rods to Tang Yimiao and Uma Mengyu.

"I'll forget it. Fishing is too boring. I can't sit still. Richard and the others will bring the materials for the barbecue in a while. I will meet them, find a place for a picnic, and prepare lunch. Major General, you will accompany the teacher to fish Let's go." Uma Mengyu lacked interest in fishing.

Hugh Correa put the prepared bait on the hook, "Master, what kind of bait do you want, each bait corresponds to different types of fish"

"No, I'll just use this." Tang Yimiao took out a piece of bread, hung it on the fishhook, found a cooler place, laid it on a thermal insulation mat, and lay down.

"Xiongzi, it doesn't matter if you can't catch it, I am willing to dedicate all the fish to you." Yingxue took off her sunglasses and put the fish she caught into Tang Yimiao's fishing basket.

"No need! I'll just fish for the hero." Hugh Correa threw Yingxue's fish back into his fishing basket.

"Why are you polite, Brother Major General Correa?" Yingxue put the fish back again.

"I don't have your brother." Hugh Correa threw the fish back again.

"Sooner or later we will be a family." Yingxue dumped the fish into Tang Yimiao's fish basket with an unabated smile.

Hugh Correa throws fish back into lake 'impossible!'

The two worms competed with each other with their mental strength by the lake, regardless of whether the fish was hooked or not, they just used their mental strength to fight each other.

"Cut, don't compare, it's not fair for me to compare myself with a worm like you who has the mental power to sort out female monarchs." Yingxue withdrew her mental power and pulled the hook up.

"Hmph" Hugh Correa snorted, and pulled up the fishing rod from the lake, and a fish slightly larger than Yingxue's caught surfaced.

Yingxue put the fish in the basket, "Major General Correa, 22 days have passed since this expedition, and it took the Zerg Legion to go to the alien race on a warship for a week. You have broken through more than [-] planets of the Lizard Clan, you missed a good opportunity to be promoted if you didn’t go this time.”

"What's wrong with that? At least it proves that our Zerg Planet is still the strongest race in the interstellar world. As for military exploits, our Ninth Legion is the least lacking in the merits of the expedition. After they come back, I will apply for an expedition to the 98 galaxy." Hugh Corey Ya didn't pay much attention to this matter, and he has received good news from the expeditionary army in the past few days.

"Valentin is really a lucky bug." Yingxue was a little upset when all the bugs on the star network were chasing Valentine to be promoted to the first commander of the bug planet. The support rate will definitely increase.

"Hughes, Gulu, help, Gulu" Tang Yimiao's hands and head sank into the lake at some point, and he was struggling in the lake at the moment.

The "Lord" Hugh Correa dropped the fishing rod, put his arms around Tang Yimiao's waist, and carried the worm out of the lake.

"Ahem, ha, I'm finally out of breath." Tang Yimiao's hair was dripping wet from the lake, Tang Yimiao leaned directly into Hughes' arms, wiped his face with Hughes' clothes, his hands still tightly Hold a big fish.

Yingxue was stunned when she saw the fish, "Such a big kingfish?"

Tang Yimiao clasped the mouth of the fish with his right hand, and grabbed the gills with his left hand. The 60-jin kingfish flicked its tail vigorously, trying to break free from Tang Yimiao's hand and return to the water. The waves wet the two worms on the shore "This big fat fish snatched my bread, stew it later"

Just now Tang Yimiao was lying on the edge of the water, eating bread in his hand, waiting to be put on the fishhook. Maybe the bread was really not welcomed by the fish. Tang Yimiao’s fishhook didn’t move at all. Tang Yimiao looked at the wave light The sparkling lake surface seemed to see hypnotic lines, with his head pillowed on his arms, and he fell asleep with a piece of bread in his hand, and the piece of bread was wet by the lake water.

Tang Yimiao has been in the Zerg for so many years, and the instinct of saving his life in Doomsday has disappeared a little, but he is the first to sense something that wants to be snatched from him.

When the kingfish bit the bread and his fingers, he immediately clasped the fish's mouth, but unfortunately the fish was too big, so he was dragged into the lake at once. Tang Yimiao didn't want the fish to escape, so he called for help while catch fish.

"What is this? You don't eat so many baits from us, but you steal a piece of bread. Sure enough, there are benefits for beginners in fishing." Yingxue looked at the big fish and shook her head.

"Wow! It's really a fifty-pound kingfish! Come and see it!" The worms who participated in the fishing put down their fishing rods, hurriedly gathered around, took out the star net and started shooting excitedly.

"awesome"

"Xiongzi, your fish is definitely No.1 today"

"Xiongzi, let's weigh yourself"

"Xiongzi, you are amazing."

Tang Yimiao got down from Hugh Correa's arms, hugged a fish and lost himself in the praises of the crowd, "Where, where, it's just good luck, let's weigh it now."

Tang Yimiao was surrounded by a group of insects and walked towards the weighing platform.

"Xiongzi, go this way. There are many worms visiting the lake on this road." A worm was more excited when he saw the fish than Tang Yimiao, and pointed to a road, although it took more than ten minutes to walk this road.

"Yeah..." Tang Yimiao picked up the fish, didn't dislike the heat anymore, and didn't care about his own hens, so he and a group of hens walked around the distance towards the weighing platform.

"69.6 catties, this big fish, the king of fish, the absolute king of fish." The referees on the competition stage looked at this king fish and were full of admiration.

"How do you deal with this fish?" The referee pulled Tang Yimiao and stood in front of the big fish to take pictures frantically, and asked Tang Yimiao to stand with him and give a thumbs up, showing eight teeth and tilting his head and giggling.

"Xiongzi, do you use sage leaves for barbecue?" Richard brought a plate of grilled meat and asked Tang Yimiao if he wanted to put sage leaves on the plate.

"Well, that fish weighs 69.6 catties." Tang Yimiao nodded proudly.

"Xiongzi, it's time to eat." Richard waved his hand, signaling Tang Yimiao to come back to his senses.

"Well, I caught that fish casually," Tang Yimiao replied with a smile.

"It can't be saved." Richard and the other army females shook their heads. The males had already lost themselves and only nodded in agreement.

Hugh Correa rejected the No.20 six female insects who wanted to shake hands with Tang Yimiao. At the beginning, those insects were indeed celebrating because the male master caught a big fish. Later, these insects who started to introduce their names were definitely not at ease .

"Xiongzi, you are really good at fishing, you are so happy, take me as your female servant." Yingxue also came to Tang Yimiao's side.

"No." Tang Yimiao seemed dumbfounded, but when he heard Yingxue's words, he shook his head immediately.

"Xiongzi, we are reporters, can I interview you, and it will be broadcast live on Xingwang." A reporter rushed over with his subordinates.

Fortunately, he was on vacation nearby, only to find out that the winner of this fishing competition was Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, who was very popular on the Internet.

"Of course..." Tang Yimiao put his arms around Hugh Correa's arm, and was about to speak when he saw the astral brains of Hugh Correa and Yingxue, as well as the star brains of several high-level military females. Red light, and emergency calls.

When Hugh Correa, Yingxue and the others heard the call, their nerves tensed up. Tang Yimiao let go of Hugh Correa's arm, "Go!"

"Come here, I'll show you this big fish." Tang Yimiao dragged the reporter to the side of the big fish being grilled, and began to tell how the big stupid fish was caught by him.

"They really can't praise it." Yingxue covered her forehead with one hand, not looking at the pictures on the star network.

Hugh Correa played back the video over and over again. More than 1 warships were all blown up by the Lizard's missiles in just one minute, and an entire army female team was destroyed in this way.

"Major General Yingxue, Major General Correa, the person connected to you is Captain Mill of the Seventh Army. Our army has lost contact with the commander, Major General Yushi Akira. We are trapped in the 9th side of the alien race," Mill said again and again. Send a distress video to the Legion that can be contacted.

"Major General Correa, we can't contact other legions." The army female who received the emergency message hurriedly helped the lost troops of the seventh legion to find the lost team, but after calling countless legions, No reply.

"Major General Yingxue, there is an inexplicable magnetic field here. We can still contact the outside world because we are on the outside, but we can't contact Major General Yu Shiming who is on the battlefield." Mir anxiously sent out a mechanical monitor, but the monitor failed when it flew out. The signal picture cannot be transmitted at all.

"Back to the Legion" Hugh Correia gathered his men back to the Legion headquarters while thinking of countermeasures.

"But Major General, you are still in the grounding period," Hugh Correa's subordinates said worriedly.

"If those from the Male Insect Protection Association are here to make trouble, then let them solve this trouble." Hugh Correa couldn't care so much, and directly threw out a sentence.

"At least say something to your hero." Yingxue also summoned her battleship.

Hugh Correa came to Tang Yimiao's side, and before he could speak, Tang Yimiao smiled at him, pointed to the screen and said, "My lady is shy, so he won't show his face, I can accept it this afternoon." Your interview, Hughes, please help your men deliver these meals to the Legion, otherwise you won’t be able to finish them.”

"Yes, Lord." Hugh Correa turned and ran towards Yingxue's battleship. The two worms needed to contact the stationed headquarters. It was not a good thing for the Seventh Legion to send them a distress message.

At night, Tang Yimiao sent Uma Mengyu away and lay on the big bed in the room. Hugh Correa couldn’t come back today, and he didn’t know what happened to the expeditionary force. This was the first time Hugh Correa was in the worm The star can't come back.

"But Hughes, your goal has been achieved. I really don't feel the heat." Tang Yimiao fell asleep alone while riding a quilt.

For three days in a row, Hugh Correa did not return home, and some worms on the star network also raised questions. The contact methods of worm star are very developed. Many worms in the homes of military females who participated in the expedition could not be contacted when contacting them. The most important thing is The Bug Star Command has not issued an explanation for a long time.

Three days later, Hugh Correa hurried back home, but he was not as relaxed as usual. He also had a complicated expression when he saw Tang Yimiao. , I will take the legion to be responsible for restoring communication."

"Oh, be safe." Tang Yimiao hugged Hugh Correa's neck with a calm expression, and kissed the corner of his mouth lightly, just like sending him to work.

"Come back soon, if it's you, there must be no problem." Tang Yimiao didn't show any nervous attitude. The Zerg has experienced many battles, and they can survive in space for a while without a battleship by themselves, but they lost communication. As for the annihilation of the entire army, in addition to the fact that I see Hugh Correa training every day, I won't be easily fooled by foreigners.

"Major General, I'm also going to the battlefield. You promised me to join the job, and you must take me this time." Uma Mengyu ignored Richard's obstruction, and was determined to make Hugh Correa agree to him to go to the battlefield.

"It's too dangerous, Meng Yu, don't be willful." Richard grabbed Uma Mengyu's arm. Richard will also accompany Hugh Correa on the expedition this time. He is better at communication.

"That's why I'm needed. I've been trained. Normally, alien races can't catch me, and only males and females can establish induction. Don't forget, how can you tell which alien races you catch? I can help, you guys are going this time mainly to get in touch with the lost team, without me, how can you tell which is a foreign race and which is a female?" Uma Mengyu looked at Richard and Hugh in disbelief Scorea.

"Do you know how many females there are this time, how many can you tell?" Richard treated Uma Mengyu so forcefully for the first time.

"As long as you can identify the military female who has a position, if you need a male, don't reject me, this is my dream." Uma Mengyu looked at Richard firmly, not giving an inch.

"Are you really going?" Hugh Correa looked down at the little apprentice the male lord had accepted, where did this little male have the courage.

"Well, I must go, you promised to give me the military uniform." Uma Mengyu stared back at Hugh Correa fearlessly.

"Then go, Richard, you take him and a regiment of the third regiment female stationed at the outermost periphery, I will personally bring the commanders of other regiments to find you, and let him conduct a mental investigation, remember, Except for me, no one can touch you, and anyone who illegally enters your defensive circle will be killed directly, you must live well, little male, if something happens to you, our Ninth Legion may have to bury you with you, do you understand your value?" Hugh Scoreia recalled the information in the past few days, and it is necessary to bring an SS-level male, but if something happens to the male, his military rank will not be preserved, and his hero will be sad, Hugh Score Ya can tell that Tang Yimiao likes this brash little male very much.

"I will guarantee my safety." Uma Mengyu jumped up excitedly, hugged Tang Yimiao and kissed Tang Yimiao's cheek.

"You don't have to go if you kiss my hero again." Hugh Correa wiped Tang Yimiao's face in disgust.

Tang Yimiao waved her hand, "Go and come back soon, little Mengyu, if my female monarch loses her job because of you, you can marry me fifty female insects and take care of Hughes and me."

"No, we're on a business trip and we'll be back soon." Uma Mengyu dragged Richard away after saying this, for fear that Hugh Correa would regret it.

"Kiss again, come back quickly, bye." Tang Yimiao kissed Hughes, and put the ruby ​​necklace away for him. "This necklace, no matter what the circumstances, you are not allowed to take it off."

"Hmm." Hugh Correa held the necklace and returned to the legion on the battleship. He was going to the legion to organize the team.

Tang Yimiao held the remote control in his hand, and adjusted the temperature of the room to 26 degrees and [-] degrees back and forth. When did he and Hugh Correa have such a deep relationship, and he felt lonely after only two days away Obviously, in the last days, his daily wish is to be able to hide safely in a corner, as long as he has food and drink.

In addition, Uma Mengyu and Richard were not around him to bother him, and suddenly he couldn't stay in the house anymore. Tang Yimiao stood up irritably, watched the star network display at 21:[-] a.m., and came irritably Since the kitchen is not by his side, there is no need for bugs to control him, so he just drinks nutrient solution to survive.

"Honey egg flavor, I drank you this morning." Tang Yimiao pulled off the lid of the nutrient solution and poured it into his mouth in one go.

"Ugh, bah, why is it so bitter?" Tang Yimiao took a glass of water, turned on the light, and took out a bottle of berry-flavored nutrient solution, which was indeed bitter.

"Hughes, you came home from the Legion on purpose to mix my nutrient solution with bitter gourd water?" Tang Yimiao covered his mouth and looked at Hugh Correa's message, dumbfounded.

"Come back soon, I will buy a new nutrient solution"

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