This male is too lazy Zerg

"Major General Correa, pay attention to your words, are you going to disobey?" First Army General Valentine slapped the table, very angry at Hugh Correa's refutation of his opinion.

Hugh Correa shook his head, "General Valentine, I didn't target you. It's just that the issue of aliens is a big deal. We haven't investigated their situation clearly. It is irresponsible to send troops blindly."

"Hmph, are you saying that we are not responsible? This is the result of a joint discussion between the military. Since foreign races dare to hurt our males, they must accept our counterattack.

Unless you can find a better reason to refuse this expedition, except for the Second Legion and the No.11 Legion staying behind, the rest of the legions will all go on an expedition against alien races and destroy those alien races like lizards within a week. We will let alien races in other galaxies I know what will happen if I offend the Zerg." Valentine said sonorously, and all the female soldiers below nodded in agreement.

Hugh Correa frowned and didn't speak, but sighed in his heart. The Zerg had won too many times, and it was nothing more than being called the strongest clan in the interstellar by some alien races. The strongest, no opponent, this will lose the sensitivity of the enemy.

Hugh Correa glanced at the female officers who were carried down, hoping that the Zerg could maintain the results of the previous battle this time and successfully eliminate those lizards.

"So that's why you're unhappy today?" Tang Yimiao was hugged by Hugh Correa from behind, and all the worms were in the arms of the female.

"Well, male lord, this is not something you should worry about, but I told you without authorization." Hugh Correa could only relieve his inner depression by hugging the male worm.

Hugh Correa buried his entire face in Tang Yimiao's back, the hero was fragrant and soft, so comfortable to hold.

And Xiongzhu is not an ordinary male, he had talked with Xiongzhu about the expedition before, and Xiongzhu has many ideas and ideas that are much better than ordinary army commanders, maybe Xiongzhu really has a way.

Tang Yimiao tried to reach the ground with his toes. The height difference between the male and female Zerg was too much. Hughes, who was [-], was picked up from behind by the [-] meter Hughes, and his toes could not reach the ground. How could he use his broad shoulders to comfort Hughes Scorea.

Tang Yimiao broke free from Hugh Correa's embrace, "Do you want to stop this expedition, or is it fine as long as you don't go?"

Hugh Correa thought for a while in silence, "My lord, I don't know why my intuition tells me that the aliens are not that simple this time, I can't dissuade them, and it's even difficult for me to get out, the command issued an order , I can't refuse at all, I can withdraw now is the highest result."

"Just because you can't refuse, doesn't mean I can't refuse." Tang Yimiao turned his eyes and got an idea.

"What do you want to do, my lord?" Hugh Correa asked puzzled, what should the hero do to refuse an order that he couldn't even refuse.

Tang Yimiao touched Hugh Correa's back, "The female worm must get the consent of the male lord to go to work, so you report to them that your male worm won't let you go out and beat you so hard that you can't get out with a whip. it's over"

"I'm afraid this won't work. If you say you restrict my work, then the male worm protection association will send a female worm to ask you about the restrictions on my work. I don't want to give up the rank of major general and my position just yet." Hugh Correa shook Shaking his head, this reason is to slap Valentine in the face. The degree of love between the two of them is well-known on the star network. Valentine will not believe it with this reason.

"There are still five days, I'm thinking of a way." Hugh Correa decided to continue to worry about this matter, after all, the hero has never worked before, so he doesn't understand the dangers here.

Tang Yimiao was actually just joking with Hugh Correa. He probably had an idea, but he was afraid that Hugh Correa would disagree, so he should tell Hugh Correa after he finished.

"Then I don't need you to cook today. Uma Mengyu said that a restaurant has a new set menu. Let's go to taste the taste. When you are depressed, use delicious food to appease your appetite. Maybe you will think of a better way." Tang Yimiao stops Hugh Correa from preparing the vegetable set.

The two worms simply cleaned up and walked towards the nearest gourmet mall.

After Tang Yimiao and Hugh Correa walked to the restaurant recommended by Uma Mengyu, the two worms held the menu with strangely unified facial expressions, both of which were entangled and surprised, with a hint of disgust.

"Master, shall we try this number one recommended dish?" Hugh Correa frowned, wondering if this thing is really edible.

"Are you talking about this berry stuffed with caviar and stir-fried small animal meat?" Tang Yimiao was even more speechless. These are all dark dishes. Berries are the strawberries of the earth. What is strawberries fried with caviar and stuffed with meat? smell.

"This is the most popular set meal in our store, and it can sell [-] copies a day." Now the restaurant is served by machines, and the service is only to solve some customer complaints and introduce new dishes of the restaurant.

"In addition to this dish, there is also Frog Sheguo Lianlian Juice. This drink is especially suitable for males. It contains all kinds of vitamins that males need, and can replenish energy. It is no problem to have five females in one night. By the way Let me just say that I'm single too." With her throat between her throats, Yafei blinked at Tang Yimiao, happiness must be won by herself, especially for such a beautiful little male, he needs to show himself well.

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"My family's female is very jealous. She loves to remove the cap with one hand. If you don't leave, I'll let him do it." Tang Yimiao stared at Ya female with a dark face. He didn't need juice to replenish his body. Strong, strong in every sense!

Ya-feu looked at Tang Yimiao and Hugh Correia in bewilderment, seeing that the two worms were facing him with dark faces, she paused for two seconds, then stepped back immediately, and let the robot attendant take care of them.

"My lord, you describe me as horrible." Hugh Correia looked at the sub-female who seemed to be kicked out by a star beast, and ran down really fast.

"Hmph, who made him want to seduce me, your hero? Why do you feel distressed? Do you want me to take him away?" Tang Yimiao continued to look at the menu. Inventing new dishes is a good thing, but this is not the reason for dark cooking. .

"If he is approaching you, I can learn the move of removing the cap with one hand." Hugh Correa clenched his fists, this move is not too difficult.

Tang Yimiao smiled, and the two worms ordered a table of dishes, because the two of them really didn't know what to eat and what not to eat, so they had to order more and try. After all, so many male worms love to eat, this restaurant The taste of the restaurant should be good.

"Marshmallow fried noodles, which god thought of this?" Tang Yimiao never thought that the so-called friendship in the clouds turned out to be cotton candy fried noodles.

"My lord, let's change the restaurant. We can't ruin our health because of Starworm coins. Let's pack all the food and give it to Uma Mengyu. He will go to the barracks this afternoon to appease my subordinates, so I will give them extra meals." "Hugh Correa couldn't take it either, he didn't eat a bite, and it was the first time he understood why the male lord, as a male, would rather drink the nutrient solution than eat the male meal, it was terrible.

After the two worms finished packing these dishes, they switched to an experiential restaurant. This restaurant does not use your hands. There is a star brain on the dining table. You click on the vegetable icon, just like playing a game, and choose by yourself Vegetables, meat, after selection, will also recommend the amount of seasoning for you, and then you click Finish, and a machine will do it in the background. This simple game is suitable for the cubs and males of the Zerg to play.

"Hughes, today I'll give you some special delicacies." Tang Yimiao thought of those delicacies before the end of the world, and decided to give Hughes Correa a hand.

Hugh Correa got goosebumps all over his body when he heard the special food. He just walked out of a special food restaurant and wanted to eat Xiongzhu’s set meal again, but this time he had to eat it no matter what. After all, it was made by Xiongzhu. Hugh Correa, who loves food, made up his mind.

"Delicious!" Hugh Correa picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth. The taste that melts in the mouth and the sauce are so delicious. Just now I saw the hero cook a pile of vegetables and meat in a pot. I thought it would be very bland, but it is too delicious to eat with seasonings.

"Hmph, what's the matter, isn't the master's craftsmanship super good?" Tang Yimiao used the star brain to operate the backstage, and he didn't have any recipes in his brain.

After all, he doesn't cook on earth, so how could he have any delicious recipes? He can only cook hot pot. The soul of hot pot is not only the soup base, but also the sauce.

Tang Yimiao searched for a long time among the vegetables provided by the restaurant before finding sesame seeds and peanuts, and ground them for a while before making sesame paste.

"Yoko, let's eat the vegetables first." Hugh Correa decided to try the vegetables first.

"What nonsense, of course you have to eat meat first when eating hot pot," Tang Yimiao said in a rough voice with anger.

Hugh Correa put down the vegetables in his hand, "Okay, hero, let's put this tendon first?"

"Of course, only [-] seconds, so as to achieve the best taste." Tang Yimiao carefully controlled the star brain screen.

"Hot, so soft, so unique taste, delicious." Hugh Correa also put away his aura only when facing delicious food and Tang Yimiao, obediently waiting to be fed.

The satisfied two worms took a walk in the shopping mall after eating, and Tang Yimiao stood on the viewing platform of the shopping mall, "Hughes, I thought of a way to prevent you from going on an expedition."

"What way?" Hugh Correa asked puzzled.

I saw Tang Yimiao leaning towards the glass behind, "Hughes, catch me!"

"what!!"

"A male has fainted, he is about to fall, catch him quickly, this is the sixth floor"

After Tang Yimiao finished speaking, Hugh Correa grabbed Tang Yimiao's hand. As soon as Tang Yimiao fell from the glass, Hugh Correa pulled him into his arms.

"Why did the male worm faint, are you his female monarch? How do you take care of the male son?" The worms in the mall gathered when they saw the commotion.

Hugh Correa saw that the hero had closed his eyes, and became hot and panicked. Was the way the hero said was to put himself in danger?

"Get out of the way, get out of the way, let me check the males." The store manager took out a set of emergency rescue equipment, which was prepared to prevent the males from being in danger, but it was actually used.

"How about the male worm?" The worms in the shopping mall gathered together, discussing in a hurry.

Hugh Correa hugged Tang Yimiao without making a sound, and only put Tang Yimiao's white arm on the instrument to check.

"The body seems to be fine, but the fluctuation of mental power is a bit abnormal. It seems to be advancing. I have already called a more professional doctor." The store manager looked at the data on the device and said uncertainly.

"So is the little male worm advancing? I'm scared to death." The surrounding worms patted their chests.

"Wait, isn't this Major General Correa and Xiongzi Tang Yimiao? They've been married for so long, how can the little male be promoted after he's grown up?" A female compared Husco Rhea and Tang Yimiao.

"It's really the two of them, Major General, is your hero about to advance?" The other female worm widened her eyes, unexpectedly seeing Hugh Correa and Tang Yimiao, this had to be broadcast live to the stars Look at the worms on the Internet.

Hugh Correa didn't pay attention to the crowd, but after Tang Yimiao secretly pinched his soft flesh, he felt a little relieved after knowing that Tang Yimiao was fine.

After the medical insects arrived at the shopping mall, after bringing more professional equipment, they kept the onlookers away, and began to test Tang Yimiao. It's A-level, it's so strange, has he taken any strange medicines or done any strange things recently? His body is fine, it may be because of the promotion of mental power, which triggered a rare fever period. As a female king, you must Be with me more, it's easy to get pregnant with worm cubs at this time."

"No, my lady can't accompany me through the febrile period." Tang Yimiao opened his eyes weakly when he heard what he wanted to hear. After confirming that there was a live broadcast of insects, he stretched out his hand tremblingly, his eyes red.

"You don't like your female king? Female servants are also fine." The doctor said that he must be accompanied by a worm.

"I don't have a female servant, I don't want a female servant, I only have a female monarch, but Hughes is going on an expedition, I can't stop him from serving the worm star, that's an order from the military department, I can bear it, it's all me It's my fault, I shouldn't be promoted at this time." Tang Yimiao's tears of grievance were about to fall, and I looked at the worms with pity, wanting to be willful but not daring to be willful, which immediately aroused the heartache of all the worms.

"How can this work? The work of males is higher than that of females. Even a major general cannot abandon males who are passing through the febrile period for the expedition. I will contact the Male Protection Association now. This is for our males. I’m not responsible” a male worm called the official website of the male worm protection association full of righteous indignation.

"It's not your fault at all. It's a rare thing in a hundred years for a male to advance, so of course the female should be by your side."

"And we also saw this expedition mission on the Internet. It is not a large-scale battle. Major General Correa should be by your side. If the command does not agree, we will go to protest. It does not mean that this expedition is just to Does the alien race prove that the male of the Zerg race is the most important, and in the end he gave up a promoted male for revenge, who would believe the purpose of their expedition?"

"They don't agree because they want to snatch the property of foreign races to expand their own wallets. What are they doing with our taxes? I will go to the headquarters' star network to give my opinion now. Major General Hughes Correa, you must complete your body For the mission of females, accompany your males through the fever period”

After receiving the news of Tang Yimiao's promotion, the Male Protection Association rushed over immediately. After being pointed at by many onlookers, they were also a little upset. They wanted to catch Hugh Correa and go back to scold him. .

But after seeing Tang Yimiao pulling Hugh Correa and saying that he only wanted to be accompanied by the female king, and Hugh Correa wanting to kill insects in his eyes, and after reporting to the leader, he still made a decision to punish." Hughes Correa is punished by confinement at home for 31 days"

Interstellar General Command, Valentine turned off the comment section of Starnet. His comment section is full of females and males asking for leave for Hugh Correa and not participating in this expedition.

Moreover, the Male Protection Association also issued a 31-day punishment for Hugh Correa. Valentine finally issued a notice to satisfy everyone's ideas. Hugh Correa's Ninth Legion will not participate in the expedition.

It's not that Valentine doesn't want to suspect that this is Hugh Correa's conspiracy, but if Hugh Correa really has a way to advance to the male level, then he will directly announce the method, and it is easy to be promoted to general. It is impossible to hide, this incident can only be a coincidence.

After Tang Yimiao was sent home by the Association for the Protection of Males, he jumped off the bed vigorously and opened the three boxes sent by the Association for the Protection of Males. "Hughes, do you know what this gift is for?"

"My lord, did you already know that your mental strength is going to be promoted, why didn't you tell me, do you know how worried I am?" Hugh Correa stood by the wall, deliberately standing away from Tang A seedling is far away.

"Don't be angry, Hughes, just the two of us tell the truth, do you really think I'm A-level?" Tang Yimiao put down the suitcase, sat on the bed, patted the sheet and signaled Hugh Correa to sit down and talk.

Hugh Correia opened his mouth and didn't go past "No, your level is or higher, at least the same level as Uma Mengyu, why are you hiding your level"

"Because you want to marry 31 military females, Hughes, do you really want [-] more brothers?" Tang Yimiao thought about the treatment of S-class males and shuddered.

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When Hugh Correa heard this, he silently sat next to Tang Yimiao. Although he was a little selfish, it was better not to reveal the level of the hero;

"Actually, I have been thinking about how to let everyone know that I have been promoted to A-level. After all, it is too fake to say that I am a B-level male in these few incidents. In the end, you told me that you don't want to go on an expedition. I thought I could take advantage of this opportunity.

As for the fever, don't be afraid, I just took some medicine in advance, I'm fine, don't be angry, let's see what the stingy male insect protection association gave me." Tang Yimiao opened the box curiously.

Hugh Correa looked into the distance with a blushing face, his eyes were erratic, what else could it be, something that had a [-]-day fever period.

"Hey, Hughes, although I missed the office, but we really have to pass the [-]-day fever period, oh ho ho, the male insect protection association finally sent something that Chong Chong likes." Tang Yimiao looked at the things in the box. thing.

"My lord, without the energy provided by the febrile period, you can't last for fourteen days." Hugh Correa refused with a blushing face.

"I think I can do it, let's try it first." Tang Yimiao searched on Xingwang how to start the [-]-day fever period for males.

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