This male is too lazy Zerg

"Watermelon beer-flavored nutrient solution, a great invention." Tang Yimiao held a nutrient solution in his hand and looked in the direction of the master bedroom. Very good, Hugh Correa has gone to the Legion, and no worm can stop him.

"Puff...cough cough" Tang Yimiao spat out the nutrient solution in his mouth, took a sip of water, and opened his star network, "Bad review, too bad to drink, dark taste"

"Xiong, you're stealing the nutrient solution again." Richard came to Tang Yimiao's house at some point, saw Tang Yimiao drinking the nutrient solution secretly, took a video and sent it to Hugh Correa.

"How is your wound recovery? Didn't Hughes give you a vacation?" Tang Yimiao put away the nutrient solution expressionlessly when he saw Richard coming.

Alas, Tang Yimiao sighed in his heart, Hugh Correa pampered him in everything, only one thing was bad, the attitude towards him drinking nutrient solution was like how his mother treated him too much when eating instant noodles in his previous life , It must be said that it is junk food, and it is not allowed to eat.

"It's okay. I lay down in the medical warehouse for a night yesterday, and my body has recovered a bit. I can't ask for leave at will if I want to be promoted to the military rank. As long as I can be promoted to colonel, my salary can be doubled." Richard thought about the upcoming salary. It doesn't hurt anymore.

"Take me to dinner after the promotion, this time it should be stable, you are the hero who saved more than 50 males." Tang Yimiao was also happy for Richard. After all, Richard is still under a lot of pressure. father and sick brother.

Richard nodded, and said with some pride, "The major generals are investigating the matter of the alien race in the past two days and cannot hold a celebration banquet. They will give me first-class merit when the matter of the alien race is resolved."

"Yeah, so what are you doing here today?" Tang Yimiao took the set menu of commercial vegetables for male worms sent by the machine butler and swallowed it. This taste of eating grass requires chewing, why can't he drink the nutrient solution!

"Hey, the major general asked me to deliver fresh fruit to you, and I will look at the gate by the way, and then write a 30-word application letter, and briefly talk about the work plan after the promotion of the rank, the existing problems of the Ninth Army, and the requirements of the new army female after entering the regiment. How to train, and the advantages and disadvantages of the development of the Legion in the past ten years." Richard spread his hands helplessly, and the major general pushed all the reports he wanted to write on him.

"Hughes did a good job." Tang Yimiao was particularly satisfied with Hughes Correa's punishment of Richard.

"Then why don't you go to the security booth at the entrance to write your application?" Tang Yimiao ate two mouthfuls of vegetable salad, but still wanted to drink the nutrient solution he bought, um, he had to send Richard away quickly.

"It's not that there is a distinguished SS-level male insect at the door who wants to see you. The male insect protection association female insect at the door has been persuading you for three hours, but he said that he will not leave unless he sees you. It takes perseverance to move you "Richard thought of Xiao Xiongzi yesterday, and found it quite interesting.

Tang Yimiao put down his fork, "Hughes didn't tell me there was a worm visiting"

Richard thought for a while, "Because the major general is angry."

"Is he angry?" Tang Yimiao recalled. Today, Hugh Correa is no different from the past, except that he left the house an hour earlier, and he doesn't look angry.

"Ah, I'm very angry. The major general saw the male when he went out this morning, but he didn't pay any attention to it." Richard thought that when he came to find Hughes Correa in the morning, the male insect protection association was trying to talk to Hughes. Correa communicated with the little male worm, but he was directly rejected by him because he was too busy with military affairs to deal with the harassment incident.

"Why is Hughes angry?" Tang Yimiao put down the fork in his hand, why didn't he tell him when he was angry.

"I'm angry that he didn't rush to you fast enough, angry that I didn't take you away directly, angry that you didn't choose to retreat first to save those little boys" Richard thought for a while and said directly.

"He'll save those little males when he's there too." Tang Yimiao took a sip of water, forget it, finish eating these vegetables, it's time to coax some worm.

After Tang Yimiao finished eating the vegetables, he still decided to go to the door with Richard to see the little male worm, but he couldn't really ignore it.

"Xiong, you are drinking some water. The sun is too hot here. I'll give you an umbrella." Five worms from the Male Insect Protection Association surrounded Uma Mengyu, asking for warmth for fear that the little male would have some problems.

Uma Mengyu stood under the sun, "Can you stop being an annoyance? I don't need it. I want to become an army worm. What are you afraid of?"

"Little Xiongzi, stop messing around. The male worm did not become an army worm. You successfully advanced to double-S mental power yesterday. Now you are the most precious reproductive resource of the worm star. Don't make fun of your body." Male worm The female worm from the Conservation Association was not angry at all, but just persuaded the little male worm to go home with the words of the car wheel.

Tang Yimiao looked at the entrance of their villa, is there any strange magic circle in this place, it always attracts strange insects, first Yingxue is here and Uma Mengyu is here.

Seeing Tang Yimiao, Uma Mengyu immediately threw off the female beside her, ran to Tang Yimiao's door and grabbed the iron railing of the door with both hands, "Xiongzi, I beg you to be my teacher, and then I will be an army insect"

"The army insect registration office is at No. 91, Area C. You are at the wrong place." Tang Yimiao pointed to the distance, indicating that Uma Mengyu had gone to the wrong place.

"They said they don't want males," Uma Mengyu said disappointedly.

"Then it's useless for you to look for me, and I'm not an army bug." Tang Yimiao expressed helplessness.

"So I want to learn skills from you. If I become as powerful as you, if they still don't want me, I will become an interstellar wanderer." Uma Mengyu said with eyes full of longing.

Tang Yimiao looked at Uma Mengyu in distaste, "You're pretty hot, you don't need to learn from me"

"It's a vagabond, it's a vagabond," Uma Mengyu quickly explained.

"Xiong, stop messing around. If you want to travel to the stars, you can let him take you there after you marry the female king." The worms from the Male Worm Protection Association came to Uma Mengyu's side for fear that he would fall from the railing. down.

Unexpectedly, Uma Mengyu became even more excited when he heard this, "I won't marry a female king, I won't marry Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, please let me worship you as my teacher."

"Male, if you don't fulfill your mission of getting married, the insect star system will cancel your benefits. How will you live without benefits? Don't just say you don't want to get married. You can contact the females first." Male insect protection association The worm persuaded.

"Ah, I'm starving to death and won't marry a female." Uma Mengyu shook the iron railing of Tang Yimiao's house emotionally.

"You guys go back first, I'll talk to him, he's emotionally unstable now, you'll only persuade him to make it worse" Tang Yimiao waved to the female worms from the Male Moth Protection Association, signaling them to leave first, and sent Uma away. Meng Yu put it in the villa.

Tang Yimiao looked at Uma Mengyu, the double S-level male, and couldn't tell the difference from ordinary males, "Have you had breakfast yet?"

Uma Mengyu straightened her back when she heard this, "There is no teacher"

"Don't call me teacher, I'm just curious about you, I'll take you to breakfast first." Tang Yimiao thought of something and smiled slyly.

"You're welcome, you can eat all these nutritious meals for males." Tang Yimiao gave Uma Mengyu all the vegetable gift packs that Hugh Correa prepared for him. This little male is really good at eating and can help him solve a big problem problem.

"Woo, you are such a strong and kind-hearted male, it is right to look for you." Wuma Mengyu ate the food in his mouth, Zongxing gave a high food subsidy to the underage males, but he did not let the crow Ma Mengyu can let go of his stomach and eat.

"Don't worry, there are still a bunch of them, all of which are yours. After all, why do you want to be an army insect? Are you not afraid?" Tang Yimiao, a Zerg scumbag, had the idea of ​​accepting this male insect for the first time. There are insects in the food that Rhea feeds, which can help solve it.

Uma Mengyu swallowed the food in his mouth, wiped the corners of his mouth with a tissue before opening his mouth, "I have loved watching military female training since I was a child. I thought I was born to go to the battlefield, but the bugs at home wouldn't let me train. I'm afraid I'm in some danger."

"Besides, I'm an S-level male, and I was upgraded to double S yesterday. The insect star stipulates that I must marry a female monarch at a time, and add [-] female attendants, otherwise my male treatment will be cancelled, and I will not give up." If you don't do it, you will die if you marry so many bugs," Uma Mengyu said with a look of horror.

"It's a bit too much, but it won't kill you." Tang Yimiao thought for a while, fortunately, he didn't expose his mental strength. There are 31 males. It's better to be an S-class male. One day is not heavy, and the body will be destroyed. Hollowed out.

Uma Mengyu took a sip of water, fell into a terrifying memory, and said excitedly, "Why not, my male father died like this. When I was young, I went to find my male father. He was sleeping with fifteen female servants, and then I fell ill and passed away on the third day. If you bring me thirty, I won’t be able to survive.”

"Fifteen." Richard, who had been following Tang Yimiao, looked up at the roof and wondered what he was thinking.

"Fifteen, your male father..." Tang Yimiao couldn't say anything to comfort Uma Mengyu, it was too messy.

"You can have one a day. You are still young. You don't need to eat as many worms as your female father. The body really can't bear it easily." Tang Yimiao held back for a long time and said only this sentence.

Uma Mengyu stood up, "Oh, what, don't look at the laws of the Zerg that protect the males very well, but the males abuse the females endlessly, and the females will take revenge, okay? My male father used to treat The female attendant is too cruel, and she beats and scolds my female brothers.

I don't like him, but his incident is a warning to me. Males abuse females without prohibition, and females will retaliate. Marrying so many worms, if there is a vengeful one, the little worm's life will not be guaranteed, so I am afraid of female insects, so I don’t want to marry female insects, I want to be an army insect through my own struggle, and support myself.”

"How many worms have you told about this?" Tang Yimiao felt that the little male worm was not as smart as he was, and would talk about disgraceful family affairs with other worms when they met for the first time, and it was no trivial matter for a female worm to harm a male worm. Won't the female insects suffer?

"I just told you that you are very powerful and will definitely keep it secret for me. Anyway, I dare not marry one. If I marry one, he will kill me. No one will report it for me. If I marry two, they will conspire to kill me." What should I do?" Uma Mengyu fell into panic.

"Females are good too, your mentality is not right," Tang Yimiao comforted Uma Mengyu.

Uma Mengyu nodded, "Well, I also think there are good female insects, but what should I do if I encounter bad ones, the risk is too high, so I decided to work hard to be an army insect and raise myself to rely on Pu, hey, Xiongzi, your mistress is a major general, please beg him to accept me into his army, I can endure all kinds of hardships."

"Actually, you can broadcast live on Xingwang, and you can get money quickly." Tang Yimiao thought for a while, and the fastest way for males to get money is live broadcast.

"Being an army bug is my dream," Uma Mengyu said without hesitation.

dream?Tang Yimiao hadn't heard this word for a long time after experiencing the apocalypse, and looked at Uma Mengyu with some interest.

"You don't need to ask me to be your teacher. I can teach you. If you are really good, I can also ask Hughes if he can accept you as an army insect. It's just that the army insect training is very hard. Can you really accept it?" Tang Yimiao asked seriously.

"Well, I will definitely stick to it." Uma Mengyu was full of confidence in herself.

Tang Yimiao stretched her waist, then come on. "The first task, use your mental power to successfully appease the five military females who are about to lose control of their mental power."

"Ah, why don't you learn the skills first, the way you cut off the head of a foreign race with a backhand move?" Uma Mengyu said disappointedly.

"What are you thinking, at least you have to learn that trick for three years first, the training is boring at the beginning, and don't look down on appeasing the army female.

If you do this well, the major legions will be able to accept you. Otherwise, why would they want to compete with the male worm protection association? You let the worms see your value." Tang Yimiao got rid of a job. happy.

"Well, I understand." Uma Mengyu also understands what his SS-level male status means, and also understands how shocking it is that he doesn't want to marry a female. If his value is not enough, no one is willing to help him of.

"Richard, take him to appease the army female first, and I will open the training ground. After you appease the female, we will start training." Tang Yimiao handed Uma Mengyu to Richard.

"Because of what happened yesterday, I didn't arrange for the military female to come to comfort me today, but since Tang Yimiao Xiongzi said so, I will take you to the army to appease the military female." Richard thought that Tang Yimiao Xiongzi must want to pass The actual situation of the legion scares away this little male, this little male is too immature.

Richard and Uma Mengyu got off the battleship and came to the Ninth Army. Richard arranged a room for Uma Mengyu to wait for him to arrange for the army female to come over.

As soon as Richard walked out of the office door, he saw Yingxue and Yu Shiming looking for Hugh Correa with a bad expression on their faces.

"Correa, how could you take away the monitoring of last night's incident without authorization, and even delete it, do you know that this will make other legions misunderstand us?" Yu Shiming closed the door of Hugh Correa's office. His operation is very incomprehensible.

"I only deleted the part of my hero, and nothing else." Hugh Correa said calmly. The strength of the hero last night was too shocking. If he did not investigate the video and spread it, then the hero There must be trouble.

"Do you think that if you took away part of the surveillance, everyone wouldn't know what your hero did? There was also a worm who recorded the video that night.

But it was intercepted by my intelligence worm, not all of them were exposed to the star network, but he saved fifty male worms, I can make my subordinates shut up, can you make them shut up? "Yingxue looked at Hugh Correa with a headache. This worm was obviously the strongest among them, but he lost his sense of proportion when facing his hero.

Hugh Correa pinched the pen, "I will investigate this matter clearly, and I will give you an explanation"

"Hughes, let's talk about your hero alone." Yingxue pointed out the window.

Yu Shiming shrugged casually, he was only interested in how to solve this matter.

"Major General Correa will tell you a secret. Your hero was actually rescued from the fighting beasts in the alien system during my expedition. When we brought him back to the Zerg Planet, his body value was higher than normal after testing. The male is taller, and with his performance in other races, the Male Conservation Association and I confirmed that this little male is very capable, but we didn’t investigate in detail, do you know why?” Yingxue sent a copy through the star brain The video was sent to Hugh Correa.

"Why?" Hugh Correia didn't expect that the identity of the hero would have this level of problem. When he saw the information of the hero, it only showed that the hero had no male and female fathers. He grew up as a Zerg nurse, and there were no other problems.

"Because of the system detection, we can conclude that he is a descendant of a wandering insect. After confirming that he is a male insect, we wonder whether the male insect can obtain the strength comparable to that of a female insect after intense life and death stimulation.

But we didn’t test it, the males are the treasures of our worm star, one is that they are pampered by us and don’t need to go through those things, and the other is that males are naturally cruel when mating with females, many males like to abuse females Only then are they willing to generate mental power to appease the female, if they have the same strength, the female may not be able to bear it."

"So when your hero woke up and said that he lost all his memories, we didn't go into it any further. We just observed him secretly for a year, and after confirming that he was not dangerous, the observation was lifted. Perhaps it was because of this experience. , he was very comfortable seeing the treatment of Zongxing male.

So this incident may have stimulated your hero, so he suddenly broke out with his previous strength. We can work together to suppress this incident. Don't be too nervous. Give me the complete monitoring, your technical editing skills Too bad, leave this video to me to edit." Yingxue patted Hugh Correa on the shoulder.

Hugh Correa first opened the video that Yingxue sent him. In the video, there was a scene of a little male worm fighting a third-level star beast. The little male worm was covered in blood and was thrown to the ground by the star beast. With the applause from the aliens, Hugh Correa touched the screen distressedly, and sent the video from last night to Yingxue.

Yingxue got the video and left with Yu Shiming. Hugh Correa stood by the window of the office thinking about the content in the video. During the expedition of the alien No.11 Legion, it seemed that they were not completely wiped out. Do you want to apply for it? Take an expedition mission.

"Major General, Tang Yimiao Xiongzi sent the little male worm to our army last night for spiritual comfort. Would you like to take a look?" Richard reported Uma Mengyu's arrival to Hugh Correa .

"The hero actually paid attention to that little male?" Hugh Correa asked curiously.

"Well, very enthusiastic, especially after breakfast." Richard thought for a while, Tang Yimiao was really interested in this little male.

Hugh Correa and Richard sat in another room, watching Uma Mengyu appease the Junni through the glass. Uma Mengyu only felt that his mental power was passing rapidly at the moment, and the whole worm was groggy. He was an SS-level It is very difficult for the male insects to appease the five military females. How did Tang Yimiao's B-level male insects do it.

After Uma Mengyu comforted the five females, his face turned pale. Those army females wanted to help Uma Mengyu, but Hugh Correa ordered them to leave.

"Major General Hugh Correa, can I stay with you as an army bug?" Uma Mengyu's lips were a little pale, and his head was a little dizzy, which was a manifestation of excessive use of mental power.

"Tell me when you have strong strength." Hugh Correa's attitude towards the male who is not Tang Yimiao is the same as his attitude towards the military female of his subordinates. After saying this, Hugh Correa just left.

Since the hero likes him, then stay. As for how troublesome it is, this is not the first time he has offended the male insect protection association.

Richard came to Uma Mengyu's side, "Should I help you to rest in the medical training warehouse?"

Uma Mengyu stretched out his hand and touched the buttons on Richard's military uniform, "No, we still need to find a teacher to go back to training. Your military uniform is so beautiful, I will definitely wear it on me."

Richard didn't know whether to laugh or cry to let the little male worm grab his button, the little male worm was already tired and fell asleep, Richard couldn't help reaching out and stroking Uma Mengyu's hair, "Oh, why envy the female worm? The males are the ones we envy, there are only 31 females, what can we resist?"

Richard reported Uma Mengyu's condition to Tang Yimiao, and Tang Yimiao swallowed the nutrient solution in his mouth, "Then send him home to rest first, why don't you know where he lives, find a better one." The hotel let him stay”

At night, Tang Yimiao had just played around in the lake of her villa, and brought up two fish. Today, I will trouble you to make a spicy fish.

"My lord, where have you been? Are you tired?" Hugh Correa couldn't help but hugged Tang Yimiao when he saw Tang Yimiao when he got home, put him on the dining table and kissed him. What happened to his lord? What kind of hardships have you lived through?

"Hughes, I'm fine. What happened to you?" Tang Yimiao held two fish and pushed Hughes Correa, who would stain Hughes Correa's military uniform. Such an enthusiastic and active Hughes Rhea is really rare.

"It's okay, my lord, I ordered [-] boxes of nutritious vegetable packages for you. From today onwards, I will pay more attention to your body." Hugh Correa thought that since the lord has forgotten the past, he should not be provocative The hero is good.

When Tang Yimiao heard that he was going to eat a nutritious meal, his face turned pale. It seems that Uma Mengyu must stay. Anyone who likes this damn nutritious vegetable set meal can eat it. , let’s cook the fish first, I want to eat fish”

"Well, I'll make fish for you after I finish the vegetable set meal." Hugh Correa took the fish from Tang Yimiao's hand and ran to the kitchen to deal with it.

Tang Yimiao rolled her eyes when she heard the vegetable set meal, and the running kitchen brought an apron, "Don't get your uniform dirty, just wear an apron, Tang Yimiao breathed into Hughes' ear."

"My lord, wait until I finish cooking..."

"It can be done like this..." Tang Yimiao held Hugh Correa's hand from behind and cut to a dish together.

After a long time, Tang Yimiao rubbed Hugh Correa's waist while eating the delicious spicy fish.

"My lord, don't waste vegetables in this way next time." Hugh Correa was defeated by the male worm's shameless trick, and those vegetables were already dirty and had to be thrown away.