This male is too lazy Zerg

"Xiongzi, where are you going today, the major general asked me to protect you?" Richard sent Tang Yimiao the repaired warship and yawned.

"Go to the mall to buy some clothes. It's almost summer, and Hughes and I need to prepare new clothes." Tang Yimiao touched the newly repaired battleship, it was so handsome.

Tang Yimiao's battleship was not broken, but when Yingxue came to him last month, that battleship was so handsome that Tang Yimiao couldn't forget it, but unfortunately only military females could buy the battleship.

How can Hugh Correa bear the hero's obsession with other warships? Immediately, he said that he would upgrade Tang Yimiao's warship. It took less than a month to upgrade to the latest model. Not only is the decoration very luxurious, but the weapons and defense Force also mentioned the highest rank.

"Xiongzi, don't you like to go out, why don't you choose online shopping?" Richard knows Tang Yimiao's house well, and he will never go out if he can't go out. Going out to buy clothes is a self-breakthrough, isn't he in the house?

"Online shopping is too troublesome." Tang Yimiao put his messenger bag on his back and stepped into his battleship.

"But isn't it more troublesome to go to the mall? You have to go out," Richard said puzzled.

Tang Yimiao snorted after hearing this, "You just don't understand real laziness. On the Internet, you have to choose the type and brand first, and then you have to try on the clothes after buying them. The thing is just to buy clothes, there is no other benefit”

"But isn't your purpose just to buy clothes? What's the difference in shopping malls?" Richard followed the battleship in confusion.

"Hmph, this is why you don't understand. Although it is troublesome to go to the mall, it is like opening a blind box when you enter the mall. You can see all the new products at a glance without searching for categories. You can take it away if you like, this is the real convenience, and the greatest convenience is without using your brain.”

"The most important thing, do you think that going to the mall to buy clothes is just for buying clothes? No, this is a free entertainment item. You can exercise your body while walking. The kind of things you would never buy online, but because of sleepiness The happiness that you will buy can only be brought by shopping malls, not online shopping," Tang Yimiao said nonsense in a serious manner.

"Xiongzi, you are simply enjoying the joy of spending money recklessly," Richard complained. Fortunately, the major general can make money, otherwise the major general would have a part-time job with Xiongzi's view of consumption.

Tang Yimiao came to the mall to shop very quickly, as long as he liked it, he started to swipe his card without blinking his eyes.

"Richard, check my star network card, there seems to be something wrong." Hugh Correa was discussing the training plan for the newly recruited military female with his subordinates, when he heard his star brain keep beeping.

Open it and see a screen full of consumption reminders, worm water cup?Sure enough, there was a problem with the card.

"Major General Correa, it was bought by your lord. You can persuade me a little bit. He just bought a series of water cups for the cubs and said they are too cute. He wants to give one to you and our immediate adjutants for drinking. water" Richard held the pink cloud water glass specially given to him by Tang Yimiao.

"Tell the hero, I transferred him another star bug coin, the pink water cup is very suitable for you, I hope that when you come back to work tomorrow, you can replace our water glasses with the hero's." Hugh Corey Ya has no intention of stopping it.

"Major General, it's fine if you don't stop it. Why do you want to help the tyrant?" Richard didn't want to use this water glass. Although it is cute, it is exclusive to the cubs.

"This consumption is nothing, as long as the hero is happy." Hugh Correa didn't take the money to heart, but was very happy that the hero went out for a walk.

Richard didn't say anything, the consumption of the males in their family was all spoiled by the major general, so what else could he say, Richard yawned again.

Tang Yimiao saw that Richard has been very depressed today, thinking that Richard worked very hard for him and Hugh Correa, so he decided to reward Richard and share all the things he bought to Richard.

Perhaps it is because the Zerg only has a male-female relationship. Pink is not divided into insects in the Zerg. Many male and female clothing items are pink.

So when Tang Yimiao asked Richard what color he liked, and after Richard named pink, Tang Yimiao struggled for a while, but decided to respect his preference.

"Pink jewel brooch, pink coat, pink T-shirt and pants, pink latest star net, pink shoes, pink backpack, pink curtains and sheets..."

Tang Yimiao kept all the pink items for Richard.

"Xiong, thank you. Their pink suit is very expensive. Now that I want to raise a younger brother and a female father, I'm really not willing to buy it." Richard came out in a pink suit.

Tang Yimiao put a pain mask on his face, and a 1.9-meter-tall military female appeared in front of him in a pink and tender body. He was still not used to it. Tang Yimiao brainwashed himself, "Richard is a female, and females like Pink should be normal. If you look at other bugs, Richard wearing pink is not a compliment. He is not ugly in pink. He is a clerical worker and stays in the office every day. His skin is fair and translucent. Richard doesn't have the gentle and refined feeling of the past, but he is a little more cute."

Tang Yimiao brainwashed himself for a long time and finally accepted this setting, but he couldn't help but ask Hugh Correa what color he likes, he was relieved when he heard that he likes black and white, if Hugh Correa likes pink If it is, he can at most accept hanging a pink curtain at home and adding a pink bed sheet.

Tang Yimiao and Richard wandered around the mall for a day, and they didn't plan to leave the mall until they received the news that Hugh Correa was leaving get off work.

Tang Yimiao walked out of the mall slowly carrying a shopping bag. Because he had bought too much, his battleship had no place to sit. He could only turn on the automatic cruise system to let the battleship go home. Tang Yimiao and Richard chose to go The nearby park is waiting for Hugh Correa to pick him up.

"Richard, you seem to be very lethargic today." Tang Yimiao looked at Richard who was dozing off.

"It's not because of the alien invasion. In the past few days, aliens from the vm galaxy broke into our Zerg. This race has green skin and vertical pupils. It was easy to find.

But they are naturally good at changing shapes, as long as they touch our skin, they can change into our appearance, and they will also have our memories for a short time. We have suffered a lot in order to catch them." Richard has been busy these days In this matter, I didn't have a good rest at all, so I didn't have a mental head.

"I said, why did Hughes send you to protect me? He hasn't been home much these days, so have all these aliens been caught now?" Tang Yimiao always felt that the Zerg's safety factor was very high, but he didn't expect that there would be aliens directly Attacked in.

"Well, they intercepted a spaceship. We checked the list and all the alien races were arrested. Now the worms in the research institute are hurrying to study their change maintenance time and identification methods. All spaceships entering and leaving the main star are also checked one by one. The major legions on the road have also sent military females to garrison them, and they can deal with special situations.” Just after Richard finished speaking, a group of military females in lavender robes passed by them.

"Which regiment is this military uniform?

Richard glanced at "Eleventh Legion, Major General Yingxue's Legion"

When Tang Yimiao heard this, he took out the star network, "Then we should send Hughes a message to tell him to pick us up quickly. The Eleventh Legion always feels unreliable."

After experiencing Yingxue's incident, Tang Yimiao checked Yingxue's army, how did this guy get the position of major general.

Although the worm is super capable and his men are not bad, but every time a large-scale expedition mission is at the bottom.

"Xiong, can you wait? Look over there, it's the male insect academy where you have studied. What's going on? There are so many little male insects singing." Richard looked at the little male insects in the park with high spirits. , There must be more than 50 small males.

"At the pre-graduation party, that stingy headmaster of Abner chose to let the males go to the park to sing and take pictures to end the graduation after so long. After they sing, there will be females to set up the venue. Tonight they will Have a picnic here, and at eight o'clock the fireworks will be lit and the dance will start. If you want to watch it here, don't go back when Hughes comes over, and solve the problem of being single by the way." Tang Yimiao took a look and knew process.

The male insect college is established in the city center, next to a large shopping mall, which is very convenient for the delicate male insects to play and shop. The nearby park is also so huge and luxurious that it was built for the male insects. Tang Yimiao also participated in the graduation At the party, he was taken home by Hugh Correa just after the fireworks were set off. The ultimate purpose of dancing at the party was to make it easier for males to find females.

"Ahem, wait for the young master to come, I'll go and have a look." Richard is not very shy, he is also old, and it is normal to want to find the hero.

Tang Yimiao was sitting on the bench. Hugh Correa sent a message saying that there was an urgent document to be signed, and it might be later. Tang Yimiao didn't mind. He played with the star brain and listened to the male descendants. It's fun to sing too.

Tang Yimiao glanced at the star brain, and glanced at the females who were arranging the field for the males. These are all females who came here voluntarily and have practiced for a long time.

It stands to reason that the venue should be set up soon, but today he was a bit clumsy and couldn't figure out how to tie a colorful rope. Tang Yimiao shook his head and continued to play with Xing Brain.

At this time, another group of military females patrolled past, and Tang Yimiao began to compare the military females of the [-]th Army and the females of the Ninth Army Corps which were more imposing.

"Hey, Richard, are you sure all the foreign races have been caught?" Tang Yimiao sent the news to Richard through Starnet, although he and Richard are sitting on the same bench now.

Richard nodded, "Don't be afraid, Xiongzi, all the alien races have been captured, and I'm by your side to protect you, there will be no danger"

"Then can you protect the other 50 or so males?" Tang Yimiao put her head on her head, pretending to play with the star brain.

Richard cautiously looked around at the bugs, "Xiong, what did you find?"

"Just now, the eyes of a patrolling army female seemed to have turned into vertical pupils. I thought it was just an illusion because of your story, but when I connected him with the spiritual thread, I couldn't feel the spiritual power of the female. The remaining nine Army female, I only felt three of them, and I couldn’t feel the aura and mental power of those female insects arranged, so there are only two situations now, one, my mental power is about to fail, and the other They are not females." Tang Yimiao quickly typed a paragraph of text on the star network with his fingers.

"Both of these situations are not good. The first kind of male loses its mental power, and the male's life is over. The second kind is not good either, which means that they are surrounded by alien races." Richard secretly felt bitter, I hoped that Tang Yimiao was joking with him, but when Tang Yimiao's mental strength came to comfort him, and Tang Yimiao's face became more and more ugly, Richard knew that this matter could not be faked.

"Xiong, no matter what happens, you have to hide behind me. I will find a way. They haven't done anything yet. I will call the females of the Ninth Legion. It will take 10 minutes for them to arrive. Even if it is a misunderstanding, Check it out too." Richard glanced at the males in the distance, and checked that Tang Yimiao was still guarding Tang Yimiao.

"Is the meal for the picnic ready? I want a glass of berry juice." A little male who was having a party not far away came to the female and pointed to a berry.

"Hey, Ying Dou, I told you last week what to add to my berry juice. How could you get it wrong? Do you want me to marry you as a female servant?" The little male worm looked at the female worm angrily. Two tablespoons of syrup are poured into the juice.

But the female was silent and would not answer at all, so she could only let the little male blame him.

"The males over there, I'm Tang Yimiao, would you like some different music?" Tang Yimiao shouted to the males in the distance, shaking the star net in his hand.

"You are Tang Yimiao? Wow! I like your song so much, do you want to play good music for us?" The little male who was losing his temper heard Tang Yimiao's voice, dropped the female and ran to Tang Yimiao. Beside Miao, he also likes Tang Yimiao very much, and thinks Tang Yimiao is very interesting.

"Hey, when I see you, I think of my former self. You all come here to see if there is any music you like. How about some freshness in tonight's dance party? Principal Abner, come here too, you won't forget Who am I, you used to call me Little Apple?" Tang Yimiao waved to the males in the distance.

The males were also very interested in Tang Yimiao, who became popular on the Internet, and they all gathered around to watch. They waited for Tang Yimiao to play music and chose their favorite songs as dance music. Only good music would match their noble males.

"Little Apple, we still have a picnic, wait a minute and let the males choose the music, okay? The males should eat first." Abner stopped the males from rushing forward to find Tang Yimiao.

"Principal, let's eat in a while, choose music first." The males didn't take Abner's words to heart.

After all, the headmaster is only a sub-female, and has no strong binding force on them. The males began to chatter with Tang Yimiao to choose music.

Abner stared at the time on the watch. Five minutes had passed. His body seemed to be unable to bear it, and his eyes began to turn into green vertical pupils. "I said, eat first, don't you understand?"

Abner's huge roar stunned the little males around him. Although Abner would preach to them before, he never roared.

"Principal Abner, why are your eyes and hands turning green?" The little male looked at the transformed Abner tremblingly. At this moment, his face was also turning green, covered with scales, like A huge green lizard.

"It's not that you are too annoying, I wanted to poison you to death so that we can escape, but you are too verbose, I really don't understand how the females here endure you.

Now that the transformation time has passed, we can only kill you by force. Soldiers of the great Mankoino tribe, it is time to take revenge. Kill the males that the females care about the most, and avenge our group "Abner, or the lizard of the alien Mankoino family, let out a low growl from its voice, and rushed towards the males.

"That can't be done, the males are our treasures, the males hide well, I'll deal with them" Richard spread his wings handsomely and stood in front of the males, looking like he was bound to win, and said to the males They blinked and smiled, but they were thinking in their hearts why there are so many foreigners.

"Run, what are you waiting for, are you waiting to die?" Tang Yimiao yelled at the frightened quail-like males, and told them to run towards the mall not far away, where most of the Female insects are more useful than these male insects, but they may not be able to defeat these alien races.

"Hehe, there are many females of our species on patrol, where are you going?" The lizard pretending to be Abner was not afraid of the males escaping at all.

The patrolling female insects heard the commotion here and rushed from all directions, and when they spread their wings to help, they were suddenly attacked by the insects around them.

All of a sudden, the space was chaotic, and the females couldn't tell which was the lizard and which was the companion. They just formed a circle as far away from the male as possible. The females who were not close to the male should be of the same kind, right? .

"Hey, my legs are weak and I can't run. You hug me and take me out of here..." The weak male worm stood behind Richard and grabbed Richard when the aliens attacked. wings, for fear that Richard would keep him here.

Richard was going to die from the worm's anger, and now he couldn't avoid the attack of the foreign race, so he could only press the male insect under his body and use his wings to block the attack of the foreign race.

But such a fate was also tragic. Half of his left wing was cut off, but he still reluctantly shot the alien with a backhand, and left the encirclement with the male.

Seeing this scene, Tang Yimiao's heart tightened. He snatched the male from Richard's arms, kicked it, and gave him a slap in the face, "Keep away!"

Tang Yimiao glanced around, and now they were surrounded and couldn't get out at all. In this chaotic scene, it was difficult to wait for Hugh Corea for 15 minutes. The females couldn't distinguish the same species, so they could only be beaten passively. These males have no combat power, what should we do, Tang Yimiao exhaled.

The more unfavorable the situation is, the more you must keep calm. "If you want to survive, use your spiritual power to link me with a female and stand beside them. It is not difficult for an army female to take you out of here."

"We haven't exercised our mental strength very much. What if we can't tell which is the female and which is the alien?" The little male asked tremblingly looking at the scene in front of him.

"Then die." Tang Yimiao gave him a cold look, as if looking at a corpse.