This male is too lazy Zerg
Chapter 1 The beginning of the story
"Major General Correa, these are males that are about to enter adulthood. This is their matching rate with you. Please take a look." Abner respectfully presented the list of males to the females in front of him.
Hugh Correa didn't take the list, but just stared blankly at the males who were in class through the window outside the classroom.
"What's the name of that male insect..." Correa was attracted by a male insect in the room.
Abner looked into the classroom following Correa's eyes, and frowned the next second, "Oh, respected Major General Correa, that male is named Tang Yimiao. Although he is beautiful, he is just ordinary. B-class males.
Although as a female, we have no right to blame the male, but he is really a very strange male, you'd better not be too interested in him, among so many high matching rates, his matching rate with you is only 50.00 %..."
Correa didn't listen to Abner's chatter, and looked at the most beautiful male with great interest.
The male worm casually took out a pen from the desk, rested his chin with one hand, and began to turn the pen with the other hand, but ordinary turning of the pen naturally would not arouse Correa's interest, mainly the fingers of the male worm It is slender, with well-defined joints and looks very nice. The pen he is holding at the moment seems to be glued to his hand, and it will never fall off. First, the thumb rotates, then the four fingers cross each other, the index finger rotates, and finally the inside of the palm rotates. Obviously it's just an ordinary pen, but it can be used in a variety of ways.
"They still have 5 minutes to finish class, do you need to go on a blind date with them after class?" Abner asked in a low voice.
"Well, you can arrange it." Hugh Correa retracted his gaze, and followed Abner towards the male school's lounge.
After coming to the lounge, he sat upright as he was in the Zerg army, and his already stern face made him look even more unattainable.
"Major General Correa, relax a little bit, you will scare the males." Abner felt Hugh Correa's pressure.
Hugh Correa paused for "Okay"
"Then I'll invite the male," Abner said respectfully and walked towards the classroom, but secretly sighed in his heart, alas, although Major General Correa looks good, but his aura is too strong, those Males who have never been on the battlefield will be afraid. It seems that today's blind date is very difficult to succeed.
Hugh Correa changed his posture a few times, but he always felt that something was wrong. Thinking of the adjutant's earnest advice, he struggled for a while and tried to make himself look gentle.
Hugh Correa didn't plan to find a male master in his original insect life plan. He couldn't understand that as a female, he was more intelligent and powerful, but when he grew up, he had to be proud and arrogant with countless female insects. Abusive males compete for favor, but it's okay to become a female monarch, and you can leave 20.00% of your pre-marital property.
But to become a female servant, you have to dedicate all your property. If you offend the male master and become a female slave, you don't even have personal freedom. That kind of life is better than death.
But when he officially stepped into the battlefield after graduating from the military academy as an adult, his mental power became more and more uncontrollable and his headaches became more severe, he finally understood the role of males. Males are pacifiers. Without males to comfort them, they will be killed. His mental strength was tortured to death.
Although the scientists of Zombie Star have researched many inhibitors, they are all palliatives, not the root cause. They just suppress the mental power, and male insects are still needed to calm down in the end.
Hugh Correa is not a kind worm. In the situation where there are fewer males and more females than Zerg Star, it's not like he didn't think of kidnapping a high-level male worm to appease his legion.
But males are too fragile creatures. When they were young, they had to eat the unique fruit of the insect star to grow up. This kind of fruit is firmly controlled by the Male Protection Association, and a legion is used to guard it. Unless a war is launched, otherwise it will be taken less than.
It would be very troublesome to kidnap a male that is about to reach adulthood. If a male has a high level of mental power as an adult, he must maintain a good mood.
Otherwise, it is easy to become a D-level male, and the D-level male cannot appease the B-level including B-level females, but most of the females start from the B-level.
Then directly kidnap a high-level male?This is even more difficult, not to mention the layers of protection of the male insect protection association, most of the current male insects will be matched with female monarchs by the system when they first reach adulthood, and then graduate and marry, and then marry a bunch of male insects. Some of the female attendants are taking in a bunch of female slaves. With so many females following, it is too difficult for them to snatch a male in a calm manner.
Moreover, the adult males have big tempers and weak hearts, so if they are taken away by force, you can't force him without comforting you. Prescribing drugs can only complete indescribable communication, and there is no way to obtain the mental power that females need most.
If they are forced to appease the females by abusing the males, their fragile hearts will easily collapse. Simply put, they are crazy, and the crazy males cannot be mentally appeased.
Known as the tyrant on the battlefield, the ruthless killing machine, the cold-blooded female Hugh Correa, fell into deep helplessness in the face of the male, unable to beat or scold, he has already been on a blind date There were many males, but none of them agreed. Everyone was afraid of his name on the battlefield.
Fortunately, his position is high enough, and he is more selective. He can go on blind dates with males countless times, and he can even go on blind dates with young males who will immediately grow up. Because of their age, young males are much simpler than adult males. With the constraints of parents and the school, his temperament is much better.
"Oh, dear Elda, don't be nervous. Major General Correa is a cold-faced and kind-hearted female. He has a very high position and great potential for promotion. If you marry him, although you are not a nobleman, you can live a happy life." A better life than the nobles in the world" Abner tirelessly promoted Major General Correa to the little male.
Hearing Abner's voice, Hugh Correa took a breath, and remembered what the adjutant said again, you must be friendly and not release murderous aura!Be gentle!
"Hello, noble little male, I'm Hugh Correa, nice to meet you" Hugh Correa stood up, curling up the corners of his mouth hard, showing a smile that he wouldn't normally show, The voice was also kept as low as possible, for fear of scaring the little males.
"Huh—it's scary! Principal, I don't want to go on a blind date!" As soon as Elda entered the room, she saw a female who was a head taller than him, with a strange smile on her frosty face. The low voice seemed to warn him not to be presumptuous, and the seemingly murderous aura made the male who had never been murdered frightened, and immediately turned around and fled the lounge as if flying.
Hugh Correa and Abner looked at each other, feeling a little embarrassed by the current scene.
"Major General Correa, haven't you taken a fancy to this male insect? It is the responsibility of the insect to love the male insect. If you don't like it, you can tell me. If you look at the male insect with the staring eyes of a star beast, they will be afraid. Yes, it will be troublesome if you complain to the Association for the Protection of Males." Abner smiled stiffly.
Hugh Correa covered his face, his eyes were always said by the adjutant to be too sharp, like an eagle staring at its prey, giving the insect a murderous feeling, he kept this in mind, wanted to relax and fear the male The worm was afraid, but the more he cared, the harder it was to get rid of it, and he even scared away the male worm.
"Hehe, ha"
Just when Abner and Hugh Correa were a little embarrassed, the cheerful laughter of the male outside the door attracted their attention.
Hugh Correa looked out the door, was it because he was too nervous? He didn't realize that there was a male worm sitting on the big tree outside the door. It was the male worm who was spinning pens in the classroom. Shu Zhan looked at him with a smile, like a gust of wind blowing across the water, creating ripples in his heart.
"Sorry principal, I just couldn't help laughing when I saw Elda's frightened expression, you two continue." Tang Yimiao wasn't laughing at Elda, he was laughing at Hugh Correa, such a stern worm , The appearance of trying to pretend to be gentle during the blind date but scaring the male insect away is so funny.
"Tang Yimiao male, please don't do such a dangerous thing. I'll catch you, come down quickly." Abner quickly came to the tree, and stretched out his hands to the male, for fear that he would accidentally fall off.
"Sorry, I was too sleepy just now, so I squinted for a while, I didn't expect to open my eyes and I was on a tree." Tang Yimiao yawned.
Now that he was discovered, there was no need for him to stay on the tree, so he found a good angle and planned to jump from the tree. Of course, he didn't plan to jump into Abner's arms, and this height was nothing to him.
Hugh Correa didn't understand why he unconsciously spread his wings and hugged the male and flew into the air at the moment the male insect fell. He must be afraid that the male insect protection association would blame the female insect for not protecting the male insect well. , or rare sympathy, definitely not because of worrying about male worms getting hurt.
Tang Yimiao, who was hugged, did not react strongly. Instead, he looked at Hugh Correa curiously, and said in surprise, "Are these the wings of a female insect? It's so beautiful."
Tang Yimiao stretched out her fingers curiously, and touched the female's wings. How do females usually hide their wings? "Why don't males have wings? If males have wings, can they just fly and walk instead of walking?" , it will be much easier this way.”
Tang Yimiao sighed with regret. The next second, he and the female insect had already landed on the ground. After the female insect put him on the ground, she immediately stepped back three steps and looked at him with a flushed face. The insects are too open, how can they touch the sensitive wings of the female insects.
At this time, Abner's eyes suddenly lit up, "Tang Yimiao, Hugh Correa is also your blind date, you two go to the room and talk about it in detail."
Originally, Abner didn't want to introduce Tang Yimiao to Hugh Correa, because Tang Yimiao's level and personality were not worthy of the famous Zerg hero female Hugh Correa in his opinion.
But Major General Hugh Correia is a bit terrified of most males, and he seems to be interested in Tang Yimiao, so there is no need to forcibly break it up, it is better to facilitate it.
If it succeeds, then he will be the gold medal matchmaker who successfully introduced the male lead to Major General Hugh Correa.
Tang Yimiao and Hugh Correa sat together with their eyes facing each other. They were relatively silent. After a while of silence, Hugh Correa spoke.
"Xiong Tang Yimiao, I am the commander of the Ninth Zerg Legion. Although I am not from a noble family, I have my own fief. If you have money, I should be able to support you in purchasing any new Zerg products. You don't have to worry about the continuous income. The ninth The legion is mainly responsible for hunting star beasts and interstellar expeditions, and there is no shortage of money.
If you are willing to marry me, you can earn benefits for many years, and I don’t object to you accepting female servants and female slaves, as long as you can give me spiritual comfort, it’s just that I can’t abandon my legion , if you go on an expedition, you may not be by your side for half a year or a year." Hugh Correa introduced his assets, and he is still very confident in his assets.
"I refuse" Tang Yimiao directly refused.
Hugh Correa sighed, it doesn't matter, he has failed countless times, but why is there some sadness this time, is the military female so disliked by males?
"It must be very troublesome to be the hero of the major general's female worm. Hey, my worm's dream is to marry a female lord, you can stay out of the door, and you can't walk through the door. Give me the latest star brain, Don't contact me with any insects, but if you marry you as a female ruler, proper communication is a must, so find a male leader who is more suitable for you." Tang Yimiao explained a little patiently.
"Is it just because of social problems?" Hugh Correa rekindled hope when he heard the male worm's words.
"En." Tang Yimiao nodded earnestly. He has lost his dream of socializing, and his biggest dream is being able to stay indoors.
"I promise not to let any insects touch you without your consent. I will leave all the social communication to you, and I am an expeditionary force, and I don't have many social interactions." Hugh Correa clenched his right fist on his chest. It is the gesture of the Zerg that they will complete the agreement.
"Then get married. If you drag me into trouble, I will get rid of you without hesitation." Tang Yimiao said seriously to Hugh Correa.
Hugh Correa didn't take the list, but just stared blankly at the males who were in class through the window outside the classroom.
"What's the name of that male insect..." Correa was attracted by a male insect in the room.
Abner looked into the classroom following Correa's eyes, and frowned the next second, "Oh, respected Major General Correa, that male is named Tang Yimiao. Although he is beautiful, he is just ordinary. B-class males.
Although as a female, we have no right to blame the male, but he is really a very strange male, you'd better not be too interested in him, among so many high matching rates, his matching rate with you is only 50.00 %..."
Correa didn't listen to Abner's chatter, and looked at the most beautiful male with great interest.
The male worm casually took out a pen from the desk, rested his chin with one hand, and began to turn the pen with the other hand, but ordinary turning of the pen naturally would not arouse Correa's interest, mainly the fingers of the male worm It is slender, with well-defined joints and looks very nice. The pen he is holding at the moment seems to be glued to his hand, and it will never fall off. First, the thumb rotates, then the four fingers cross each other, the index finger rotates, and finally the inside of the palm rotates. Obviously it's just an ordinary pen, but it can be used in a variety of ways.
"They still have 5 minutes to finish class, do you need to go on a blind date with them after class?" Abner asked in a low voice.
"Well, you can arrange it." Hugh Correa retracted his gaze, and followed Abner towards the male school's lounge.
After coming to the lounge, he sat upright as he was in the Zerg army, and his already stern face made him look even more unattainable.
"Major General Correa, relax a little bit, you will scare the males." Abner felt Hugh Correa's pressure.
Hugh Correa paused for "Okay"
"Then I'll invite the male," Abner said respectfully and walked towards the classroom, but secretly sighed in his heart, alas, although Major General Correa looks good, but his aura is too strong, those Males who have never been on the battlefield will be afraid. It seems that today's blind date is very difficult to succeed.
Hugh Correa changed his posture a few times, but he always felt that something was wrong. Thinking of the adjutant's earnest advice, he struggled for a while and tried to make himself look gentle.
Hugh Correa didn't plan to find a male master in his original insect life plan. He couldn't understand that as a female, he was more intelligent and powerful, but when he grew up, he had to be proud and arrogant with countless female insects. Abusive males compete for favor, but it's okay to become a female monarch, and you can leave 20.00% of your pre-marital property.
But to become a female servant, you have to dedicate all your property. If you offend the male master and become a female slave, you don't even have personal freedom. That kind of life is better than death.
But when he officially stepped into the battlefield after graduating from the military academy as an adult, his mental power became more and more uncontrollable and his headaches became more severe, he finally understood the role of males. Males are pacifiers. Without males to comfort them, they will be killed. His mental strength was tortured to death.
Although the scientists of Zombie Star have researched many inhibitors, they are all palliatives, not the root cause. They just suppress the mental power, and male insects are still needed to calm down in the end.
Hugh Correa is not a kind worm. In the situation where there are fewer males and more females than Zerg Star, it's not like he didn't think of kidnapping a high-level male worm to appease his legion.
But males are too fragile creatures. When they were young, they had to eat the unique fruit of the insect star to grow up. This kind of fruit is firmly controlled by the Male Protection Association, and a legion is used to guard it. Unless a war is launched, otherwise it will be taken less than.
It would be very troublesome to kidnap a male that is about to reach adulthood. If a male has a high level of mental power as an adult, he must maintain a good mood.
Otherwise, it is easy to become a D-level male, and the D-level male cannot appease the B-level including B-level females, but most of the females start from the B-level.
Then directly kidnap a high-level male?This is even more difficult, not to mention the layers of protection of the male insect protection association, most of the current male insects will be matched with female monarchs by the system when they first reach adulthood, and then graduate and marry, and then marry a bunch of male insects. Some of the female attendants are taking in a bunch of female slaves. With so many females following, it is too difficult for them to snatch a male in a calm manner.
Moreover, the adult males have big tempers and weak hearts, so if they are taken away by force, you can't force him without comforting you. Prescribing drugs can only complete indescribable communication, and there is no way to obtain the mental power that females need most.
If they are forced to appease the females by abusing the males, their fragile hearts will easily collapse. Simply put, they are crazy, and the crazy males cannot be mentally appeased.
Known as the tyrant on the battlefield, the ruthless killing machine, the cold-blooded female Hugh Correa, fell into deep helplessness in the face of the male, unable to beat or scold, he has already been on a blind date There were many males, but none of them agreed. Everyone was afraid of his name on the battlefield.
Fortunately, his position is high enough, and he is more selective. He can go on blind dates with males countless times, and he can even go on blind dates with young males who will immediately grow up. Because of their age, young males are much simpler than adult males. With the constraints of parents and the school, his temperament is much better.
"Oh, dear Elda, don't be nervous. Major General Correa is a cold-faced and kind-hearted female. He has a very high position and great potential for promotion. If you marry him, although you are not a nobleman, you can live a happy life." A better life than the nobles in the world" Abner tirelessly promoted Major General Correa to the little male.
Hearing Abner's voice, Hugh Correa took a breath, and remembered what the adjutant said again, you must be friendly and not release murderous aura!Be gentle!
"Hello, noble little male, I'm Hugh Correa, nice to meet you" Hugh Correa stood up, curling up the corners of his mouth hard, showing a smile that he wouldn't normally show, The voice was also kept as low as possible, for fear of scaring the little males.
"Huh—it's scary! Principal, I don't want to go on a blind date!" As soon as Elda entered the room, she saw a female who was a head taller than him, with a strange smile on her frosty face. The low voice seemed to warn him not to be presumptuous, and the seemingly murderous aura made the male who had never been murdered frightened, and immediately turned around and fled the lounge as if flying.
Hugh Correa and Abner looked at each other, feeling a little embarrassed by the current scene.
"Major General Correa, haven't you taken a fancy to this male insect? It is the responsibility of the insect to love the male insect. If you don't like it, you can tell me. If you look at the male insect with the staring eyes of a star beast, they will be afraid. Yes, it will be troublesome if you complain to the Association for the Protection of Males." Abner smiled stiffly.
Hugh Correa covered his face, his eyes were always said by the adjutant to be too sharp, like an eagle staring at its prey, giving the insect a murderous feeling, he kept this in mind, wanted to relax and fear the male The worm was afraid, but the more he cared, the harder it was to get rid of it, and he even scared away the male worm.
"Hehe, ha"
Just when Abner and Hugh Correa were a little embarrassed, the cheerful laughter of the male outside the door attracted their attention.
Hugh Correa looked out the door, was it because he was too nervous? He didn't realize that there was a male worm sitting on the big tree outside the door. It was the male worm who was spinning pens in the classroom. Shu Zhan looked at him with a smile, like a gust of wind blowing across the water, creating ripples in his heart.
"Sorry principal, I just couldn't help laughing when I saw Elda's frightened expression, you two continue." Tang Yimiao wasn't laughing at Elda, he was laughing at Hugh Correa, such a stern worm , The appearance of trying to pretend to be gentle during the blind date but scaring the male insect away is so funny.
"Tang Yimiao male, please don't do such a dangerous thing. I'll catch you, come down quickly." Abner quickly came to the tree, and stretched out his hands to the male, for fear that he would accidentally fall off.
"Sorry, I was too sleepy just now, so I squinted for a while, I didn't expect to open my eyes and I was on a tree." Tang Yimiao yawned.
Now that he was discovered, there was no need for him to stay on the tree, so he found a good angle and planned to jump from the tree. Of course, he didn't plan to jump into Abner's arms, and this height was nothing to him.
Hugh Correa didn't understand why he unconsciously spread his wings and hugged the male and flew into the air at the moment the male insect fell. He must be afraid that the male insect protection association would blame the female insect for not protecting the male insect well. , or rare sympathy, definitely not because of worrying about male worms getting hurt.
Tang Yimiao, who was hugged, did not react strongly. Instead, he looked at Hugh Correa curiously, and said in surprise, "Are these the wings of a female insect? It's so beautiful."
Tang Yimiao stretched out her fingers curiously, and touched the female's wings. How do females usually hide their wings? "Why don't males have wings? If males have wings, can they just fly and walk instead of walking?" , it will be much easier this way.”
Tang Yimiao sighed with regret. The next second, he and the female insect had already landed on the ground. After the female insect put him on the ground, she immediately stepped back three steps and looked at him with a flushed face. The insects are too open, how can they touch the sensitive wings of the female insects.
At this time, Abner's eyes suddenly lit up, "Tang Yimiao, Hugh Correa is also your blind date, you two go to the room and talk about it in detail."
Originally, Abner didn't want to introduce Tang Yimiao to Hugh Correa, because Tang Yimiao's level and personality were not worthy of the famous Zerg hero female Hugh Correa in his opinion.
But Major General Hugh Correia is a bit terrified of most males, and he seems to be interested in Tang Yimiao, so there is no need to forcibly break it up, it is better to facilitate it.
If it succeeds, then he will be the gold medal matchmaker who successfully introduced the male lead to Major General Hugh Correa.
Tang Yimiao and Hugh Correa sat together with their eyes facing each other. They were relatively silent. After a while of silence, Hugh Correa spoke.
"Xiong Tang Yimiao, I am the commander of the Ninth Zerg Legion. Although I am not from a noble family, I have my own fief. If you have money, I should be able to support you in purchasing any new Zerg products. You don't have to worry about the continuous income. The ninth The legion is mainly responsible for hunting star beasts and interstellar expeditions, and there is no shortage of money.
If you are willing to marry me, you can earn benefits for many years, and I don’t object to you accepting female servants and female slaves, as long as you can give me spiritual comfort, it’s just that I can’t abandon my legion , if you go on an expedition, you may not be by your side for half a year or a year." Hugh Correa introduced his assets, and he is still very confident in his assets.
"I refuse" Tang Yimiao directly refused.
Hugh Correa sighed, it doesn't matter, he has failed countless times, but why is there some sadness this time, is the military female so disliked by males?
"It must be very troublesome to be the hero of the major general's female worm. Hey, my worm's dream is to marry a female lord, you can stay out of the door, and you can't walk through the door. Give me the latest star brain, Don't contact me with any insects, but if you marry you as a female ruler, proper communication is a must, so find a male leader who is more suitable for you." Tang Yimiao explained a little patiently.
"Is it just because of social problems?" Hugh Correa rekindled hope when he heard the male worm's words.
"En." Tang Yimiao nodded earnestly. He has lost his dream of socializing, and his biggest dream is being able to stay indoors.
"I promise not to let any insects touch you without your consent. I will leave all the social communication to you, and I am an expeditionary force, and I don't have many social interactions." Hugh Correa clenched his right fist on his chest. It is the gesture of the Zerg that they will complete the agreement.
"Then get married. If you drag me into trouble, I will get rid of you without hesitation." Tang Yimiao said seriously to Hugh Correa.
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