Bandit Xiao, I like you, I...
After hearing this, Chen Nuo stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers in front of Ling Chuji's eyes.
Ling Chuji looked at him inexplicably: "What are you doing?"
"I don't do anything." Chen Nuo smiled unfathomably, as if she had seen through everything, and said calmly, "Okay, you can understand it slowly, I see It's coming soon."
Ling Chuji paused: "What's going on?"
Chen Nuo pointed to Ling Chuji's head, and said with a smile, "You're about to get enlightened."
Ling Chuji: "..."
Neuropathy.
About halfway through the journey, the teachers who led the team arranged for everyone to take a break in a small park nearby.
It's just that the park is still in winter and there is really nothing to see.
The weeping willows on the riverside are bare with only miscellaneous branches, and the sycamore trees on the riverside are also bare, bare on all sides.
From a distance, the black branches and white clouds and blue sky look like a simple stick figure.If you really want to taste it carefully, you can barely capture the artistic conception in it.
Ling Chuji and the others found a flat place where they could get the sun and sat down.Bandit Xiao was there at first, but not long after he sat down, he was called over by the vice principal, as if to talk about the recent competition.
Liu Jun looked east and west, and saw that the teachers were still chatting a long way away. After a sigh of relief, he took out a huge... black water glass from his backpack with a mysterious expression on his face.
"Come, come." Liu Jun called Chen Nuo and Ling Chuji to his side, winked and said, "I'll give you some good things."
Chen Nuo took the water cup from Liu Jun's hands curiously after hearing the words: "Hey, it's quite heavy."
As he spoke, Chen Nuo unscrewed the lid of the cup, then lowered his head and sniffed it. After a while, he frowned: "Are you really carrying the wine here?"
"What kind of wine is sparkling fruit wine?" Liu Jun dug out a few paper cups from his bag and said, "I wanted to bring some beer. But last night I saw my mother made some fruit wine, so I packed it Point. Let me tell you, the taste is super good, even better than fat house water!"
Chen Nuo's eyes lit up: "So this is sparkling fruit-flavored wine?"
Liu Jun already shared a bit of time for speaking, and nodded: "Yes, try it!"
Chen Nuo didn't hesitate much, as a typical foodie, he took it quickly, first took a sip tentatively, then his eyes lit up a little, as if he drank something new and delicious, he took another gulp Dakou: "Hey? The taste is really good!!"
Liu Jun also laughed when he saw this: "Isn't that right, when did my brother lie to you!"
Liu Jun: "It's just that the current conditions do not allow it, otherwise adding a little ice cubes will make the taste even better!"
Chen Nuo waved his hand indifferently: "It's okay, we'll go to your house this week!"
After saying that, Chen Nuo saw that Ling Chuji was just holding the paper cup and hadn't moved, and hurriedly said, "Xiao Ji, don't just stand there, it won't taste good when you run away in anger!"
Ling Chuji blinked, and looked at the two with a complicated look: "Is it really delicious?"
"Really!"
Chen Nuo and Liu Jun spoke in unison, and while speaking, each of them poured another glass.
Up to now, Ling Chuji has long been a little thirsty, and seeing Liu Jun and Chen Nuo strongly recommending it again, he couldn't help but feel a little moved.
Moreover, the lavender liquid in the paper cup is still bubbling and bubbling, which is really attractive.
Ling Chuji smacked his lips, looked at Liu Jun, and asked, "Isn't the alcohol content high?"
In fact, he has a particularly poor capacity for alcohol, and he is called pouring one glass at the wine table, and he can get dizzy even after drinking some cocktails.
"Hey, what's the degree of this, it's a drink." Liu Jun was still holding a piece of beef jerky in his hand, and said while eating: "Don't worry, I usually drink a pot with my dad at home. "
Ling Chuji saw that Liu Jun's expression was serious and didn't seem to be fake, and seeing that this thing was bubbling all the time, it really didn't look like wine, so he didn't hesitate any longer: "Then I'll try it too!"
It should be a sparkling drink.
It's probably okay to drink a little.
With this in mind, Ling Chuji took a sip from the cup, and the next second, his eyes lit up.
Indeed, as the two said, this thing doesn't taste like wine at all.Sweet and sour, when the bubbles burst in the mouth, there is still a little fruity, indescribably sweet, and only at the end can you feel a little bit of astringency.But paradoxically, because of this bit of astringency, it seems to have a longer aftertaste.
Ling Chuji seemed to have opened up a new world.
Gradually, he completely forgot that what he was drinking was wine, drinking one glass after another with Chen Nuo and Liu Jun.In less than ten minutes, a large jug of sparkling wine was almost consumed by several people.
Several people were sitting on the grass, holding a bag of potato chips in one hand.
"How about it? It tastes good."
Liu Jun said very generously: "Next time I go to my house, I have a variety of other flavors in my house."
Chen Nuo looked at him: "Your family owns a winery?"
Liu Jun: "That's not true. The main reason is that my mother likes to make wine, and our study is used to store wine!"
Hearing this, Chen Nuo sincerely gave Liu Jun a thumbs up: "Amazing."
After saying that, Chen Nuo looked sideways at Ling Chuji: "Xiao Ji, let's go to his house sometime, just this week?"
Ling Chuji nodded, his clear eyes were a little more hazy than before, and there was a smile on his face that he didn't realize, and his voice was still loud, but his words were a little unclear: "Okay, let's drink up." His study!"
After finishing speaking, he gave another silly laugh to himself.
Chen Nuo: "..."
Liu Jun: "..."
The atmosphere froze for a second.
Chen Nuo pursed her lips, looked at Liu Jun, and remained silent for half a second: "Xiao Ji is... drunk, right?"
Liu Jun's expression became slightly complicated when he heard the words: "It shouldn't be so, how much did he drink just now?" After a pause, he continued, "And you can see that his face is not red at all..."
Chen Nuo: "Some people don't seem to blush when they drink..."
Ling Chuji hummed some out-of-tune songs for a while, and tilted his head to look at the two of them: "What are you two secretly muttering about?"
After Chen Nuo and Liu Jun looked at each other, Chen Nuo looked at Ling Chuji, then slowly stretched out two fingers towards the latter, and asked softly, "Xiao Ji, what do you think it is?"
Ling Chuji leaned forward, took a closer look, and smiled: "Are you kidding me, aren't these two fingers?"
Chen Nuo: "..."
Liu Jun: "After the ball, this guy seems to be really drunk."
Just after he finished speaking, Ling Chuji suddenly stood up again. He was obviously drunk, and when he got up, his figure swayed slightly.This startled Chen Nuo and Liu Jun, and they quickly stretched out their hands to help.
However, Ling Chuji pushed the two of them away after he stood firm, and for a moment, as if he was caught by a playwright, he glared at Chen Nuo and Liu Jun: "What are you doing, what are you doing, watch your paws carefully, this king is also you! Can these little eunuchs touch it?!"
Liu Jun: "..."
Chen Nuo: "..."
After the two were silent for a moment, Liu Jun was the first to hold back. Although it was not easy, he still couldn't help laughing, and while laughing, he squeezed his throat and said to Ling Chuji: " The slave is wrong, the slave just sees that the master will not stand still, he might fall... Ha ha ha, so, so I think... ha ha ha..."
Ling Chuji stared at him: "Are you crazy?"
After finishing speaking, Ling Chuji snorted lightly, walked around the two of them, and walked forward.
Chen Nuo hurriedly followed, worried and funny at the same time: "Master, where are you going?"
Ling Chuji: "Wash your face and roar!"
Although Ling Chuji was drunk, he was able to tell the direction unexpectedly, and drove straight in the direction of the public toilet.
Of course, Chen Nuo and Liu Jun were worried that he was alone, and followed him step by step.
It's just that when he was about to reach the public toilet, Ling Chuji seemed to have discovered something, and suddenly stopped, and the whole person stood on the spot again, looking straight in one direction.
Liu Jun still squeezed his throat: "Master, what's the matter?"
Ling Chuji narrowed his eyes, and pointed in front of his line of sight: "Look, is that Li Zhiyao?"
Chen Nuo and Liu Jun heard the words and looked in the direction of Ling Chuji's finger.
Chen Nuo said, "Huh? Really."
"The one next to it is..." Liu Jun also looked over: "Is it the bandit boss?"
Following the line of sight of several people, about ten meters away, Li Zhiyao stood sideways to them and Xiao Bandit beside a camphor tree.
He didn't know what he was talking about, but Li Zhiyao's usual arrogance did not appear on his face, and now he was half-lowering his head, holding an envelope in his hand.
Chen Nuo frowned, and whispered, "Hey, is this a confession?"
Chen Nuo had just finished speaking when Ling Chuji suddenly caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye. Before he could react, when he looked sideways again, the person had already rushed out.
Seeing this, Chen Nuo panicked, and quickly chased after him: "Xiao Ji, what are you doing!"
Liu Jun also hurriedly followed: "What are you doing!"
The distance was only a dozen meters in total, and within two or three seconds, Chen Nuo and Liu Jun rushed to the "confession scene" following Ling Chuji's pace.
At this time, Li Zhiyao seemed to have finally mustered up his courage, and just said: "Xiao Bandit, I like you, I..."
It's just that before he could finish his sentence, he suddenly noticed the third uninvited guest from the corner of his eye. His voice froze, and his face immediately flushed red.
Chen Nuo: "..."
Liu Jun: "..."
However, a certain drunk cat shouted angrily at this moment: "What kind of bastard are you, how dare you miss my cub?!"
His voice was full of air, and the murderous aura frightened the resting birds in the trees, and quickly fled the scene with fluttering wings.
Chen Nuo and Liu Jun were silent again.
Even bandit Xiao was stunned for a moment, he subconsciously looked at Ling Chuji, unable to respond for a while.
The atmosphere gradually became confused and awkward.
Li Zhiyao subconsciously turned his head to look at the three of them, with an expression of shame and annoyance on his face, as if if eyes could kill, he would have killed these uninvited guests three times.
"Why!" Ling Chuji puffed up his face, "Looking at me so straight, do you want to confess to me too?!"
After hearing this, Chen Nuo stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers in front of Ling Chuji's eyes.
Ling Chuji looked at him inexplicably: "What are you doing?"
"I don't do anything." Chen Nuo smiled unfathomably, as if she had seen through everything, and said calmly, "Okay, you can understand it slowly, I see It's coming soon."
Ling Chuji paused: "What's going on?"
Chen Nuo pointed to Ling Chuji's head, and said with a smile, "You're about to get enlightened."
Ling Chuji: "..."
Neuropathy.
About halfway through the journey, the teachers who led the team arranged for everyone to take a break in a small park nearby.
It's just that the park is still in winter and there is really nothing to see.
The weeping willows on the riverside are bare with only miscellaneous branches, and the sycamore trees on the riverside are also bare, bare on all sides.
From a distance, the black branches and white clouds and blue sky look like a simple stick figure.If you really want to taste it carefully, you can barely capture the artistic conception in it.
Ling Chuji and the others found a flat place where they could get the sun and sat down.Bandit Xiao was there at first, but not long after he sat down, he was called over by the vice principal, as if to talk about the recent competition.
Liu Jun looked east and west, and saw that the teachers were still chatting a long way away. After a sigh of relief, he took out a huge... black water glass from his backpack with a mysterious expression on his face.
"Come, come." Liu Jun called Chen Nuo and Ling Chuji to his side, winked and said, "I'll give you some good things."
Chen Nuo took the water cup from Liu Jun's hands curiously after hearing the words: "Hey, it's quite heavy."
As he spoke, Chen Nuo unscrewed the lid of the cup, then lowered his head and sniffed it. After a while, he frowned: "Are you really carrying the wine here?"
"What kind of wine is sparkling fruit wine?" Liu Jun dug out a few paper cups from his bag and said, "I wanted to bring some beer. But last night I saw my mother made some fruit wine, so I packed it Point. Let me tell you, the taste is super good, even better than fat house water!"
Chen Nuo's eyes lit up: "So this is sparkling fruit-flavored wine?"
Liu Jun already shared a bit of time for speaking, and nodded: "Yes, try it!"
Chen Nuo didn't hesitate much, as a typical foodie, he took it quickly, first took a sip tentatively, then his eyes lit up a little, as if he drank something new and delicious, he took another gulp Dakou: "Hey? The taste is really good!!"
Liu Jun also laughed when he saw this: "Isn't that right, when did my brother lie to you!"
Liu Jun: "It's just that the current conditions do not allow it, otherwise adding a little ice cubes will make the taste even better!"
Chen Nuo waved his hand indifferently: "It's okay, we'll go to your house this week!"
After saying that, Chen Nuo saw that Ling Chuji was just holding the paper cup and hadn't moved, and hurriedly said, "Xiao Ji, don't just stand there, it won't taste good when you run away in anger!"
Ling Chuji blinked, and looked at the two with a complicated look: "Is it really delicious?"
"Really!"
Chen Nuo and Liu Jun spoke in unison, and while speaking, each of them poured another glass.
Up to now, Ling Chuji has long been a little thirsty, and seeing Liu Jun and Chen Nuo strongly recommending it again, he couldn't help but feel a little moved.
Moreover, the lavender liquid in the paper cup is still bubbling and bubbling, which is really attractive.
Ling Chuji smacked his lips, looked at Liu Jun, and asked, "Isn't the alcohol content high?"
In fact, he has a particularly poor capacity for alcohol, and he is called pouring one glass at the wine table, and he can get dizzy even after drinking some cocktails.
"Hey, what's the degree of this, it's a drink." Liu Jun was still holding a piece of beef jerky in his hand, and said while eating: "Don't worry, I usually drink a pot with my dad at home. "
Ling Chuji saw that Liu Jun's expression was serious and didn't seem to be fake, and seeing that this thing was bubbling all the time, it really didn't look like wine, so he didn't hesitate any longer: "Then I'll try it too!"
It should be a sparkling drink.
It's probably okay to drink a little.
With this in mind, Ling Chuji took a sip from the cup, and the next second, his eyes lit up.
Indeed, as the two said, this thing doesn't taste like wine at all.Sweet and sour, when the bubbles burst in the mouth, there is still a little fruity, indescribably sweet, and only at the end can you feel a little bit of astringency.But paradoxically, because of this bit of astringency, it seems to have a longer aftertaste.
Ling Chuji seemed to have opened up a new world.
Gradually, he completely forgot that what he was drinking was wine, drinking one glass after another with Chen Nuo and Liu Jun.In less than ten minutes, a large jug of sparkling wine was almost consumed by several people.
Several people were sitting on the grass, holding a bag of potato chips in one hand.
"How about it? It tastes good."
Liu Jun said very generously: "Next time I go to my house, I have a variety of other flavors in my house."
Chen Nuo looked at him: "Your family owns a winery?"
Liu Jun: "That's not true. The main reason is that my mother likes to make wine, and our study is used to store wine!"
Hearing this, Chen Nuo sincerely gave Liu Jun a thumbs up: "Amazing."
After saying that, Chen Nuo looked sideways at Ling Chuji: "Xiao Ji, let's go to his house sometime, just this week?"
Ling Chuji nodded, his clear eyes were a little more hazy than before, and there was a smile on his face that he didn't realize, and his voice was still loud, but his words were a little unclear: "Okay, let's drink up." His study!"
After finishing speaking, he gave another silly laugh to himself.
Chen Nuo: "..."
Liu Jun: "..."
The atmosphere froze for a second.
Chen Nuo pursed her lips, looked at Liu Jun, and remained silent for half a second: "Xiao Ji is... drunk, right?"
Liu Jun's expression became slightly complicated when he heard the words: "It shouldn't be so, how much did he drink just now?" After a pause, he continued, "And you can see that his face is not red at all..."
Chen Nuo: "Some people don't seem to blush when they drink..."
Ling Chuji hummed some out-of-tune songs for a while, and tilted his head to look at the two of them: "What are you two secretly muttering about?"
After Chen Nuo and Liu Jun looked at each other, Chen Nuo looked at Ling Chuji, then slowly stretched out two fingers towards the latter, and asked softly, "Xiao Ji, what do you think it is?"
Ling Chuji leaned forward, took a closer look, and smiled: "Are you kidding me, aren't these two fingers?"
Chen Nuo: "..."
Liu Jun: "After the ball, this guy seems to be really drunk."
Just after he finished speaking, Ling Chuji suddenly stood up again. He was obviously drunk, and when he got up, his figure swayed slightly.This startled Chen Nuo and Liu Jun, and they quickly stretched out their hands to help.
However, Ling Chuji pushed the two of them away after he stood firm, and for a moment, as if he was caught by a playwright, he glared at Chen Nuo and Liu Jun: "What are you doing, what are you doing, watch your paws carefully, this king is also you! Can these little eunuchs touch it?!"
Liu Jun: "..."
Chen Nuo: "..."
After the two were silent for a moment, Liu Jun was the first to hold back. Although it was not easy, he still couldn't help laughing, and while laughing, he squeezed his throat and said to Ling Chuji: " The slave is wrong, the slave just sees that the master will not stand still, he might fall... Ha ha ha, so, so I think... ha ha ha..."
Ling Chuji stared at him: "Are you crazy?"
After finishing speaking, Ling Chuji snorted lightly, walked around the two of them, and walked forward.
Chen Nuo hurriedly followed, worried and funny at the same time: "Master, where are you going?"
Ling Chuji: "Wash your face and roar!"
Although Ling Chuji was drunk, he was able to tell the direction unexpectedly, and drove straight in the direction of the public toilet.
Of course, Chen Nuo and Liu Jun were worried that he was alone, and followed him step by step.
It's just that when he was about to reach the public toilet, Ling Chuji seemed to have discovered something, and suddenly stopped, and the whole person stood on the spot again, looking straight in one direction.
Liu Jun still squeezed his throat: "Master, what's the matter?"
Ling Chuji narrowed his eyes, and pointed in front of his line of sight: "Look, is that Li Zhiyao?"
Chen Nuo and Liu Jun heard the words and looked in the direction of Ling Chuji's finger.
Chen Nuo said, "Huh? Really."
"The one next to it is..." Liu Jun also looked over: "Is it the bandit boss?"
Following the line of sight of several people, about ten meters away, Li Zhiyao stood sideways to them and Xiao Bandit beside a camphor tree.
He didn't know what he was talking about, but Li Zhiyao's usual arrogance did not appear on his face, and now he was half-lowering his head, holding an envelope in his hand.
Chen Nuo frowned, and whispered, "Hey, is this a confession?"
Chen Nuo had just finished speaking when Ling Chuji suddenly caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye. Before he could react, when he looked sideways again, the person had already rushed out.
Seeing this, Chen Nuo panicked, and quickly chased after him: "Xiao Ji, what are you doing!"
Liu Jun also hurriedly followed: "What are you doing!"
The distance was only a dozen meters in total, and within two or three seconds, Chen Nuo and Liu Jun rushed to the "confession scene" following Ling Chuji's pace.
At this time, Li Zhiyao seemed to have finally mustered up his courage, and just said: "Xiao Bandit, I like you, I..."
It's just that before he could finish his sentence, he suddenly noticed the third uninvited guest from the corner of his eye. His voice froze, and his face immediately flushed red.
Chen Nuo: "..."
Liu Jun: "..."
However, a certain drunk cat shouted angrily at this moment: "What kind of bastard are you, how dare you miss my cub?!"
His voice was full of air, and the murderous aura frightened the resting birds in the trees, and quickly fled the scene with fluttering wings.
Chen Nuo and Liu Jun were silent again.
Even bandit Xiao was stunned for a moment, he subconsciously looked at Ling Chuji, unable to respond for a while.
The atmosphere gradually became confused and awkward.
Li Zhiyao subconsciously turned his head to look at the three of them, with an expression of shame and annoyance on his face, as if if eyes could kill, he would have killed these uninvited guests three times.
"Why!" Ling Chuji puffed up his face, "Looking at me so straight, do you want to confess to me too?!"
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