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Yin Chu: "..."

Xie Hengyan endured the toothache, and even tried to squeeze the side of his lips, pulling out a brilliant smile that could be called half-foolish.

For a moment, Yin Zhen really thought that the person in front of him was not fooling around, but simply had trouble speaking words.

So he maintained a good patience, gentle, slow, and non-blaming tone, and then induced Xie Hengyan, who seemed mentally handicapped in front of him, to say: "Speak slowly, one word at a time, and speak clearly."

Xie Hengyan: "U-la-"

Yin Chu couldn't help asking: "Are you really not sure, or is it because of a toothache?"

Xie Hengyan pointed to the red and swollen cheeks, and said, "Toothache."

Yin Chun: "You can say toothache, but you can't say anything else?"

Xie Hengyan spoke confidently: "...Ula la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la."

Yin Chu: "..."

After a while, Kang Wen's eggs were also brought over, Yin Chun peeled off the shells with his own hands, and handed it to Xie Hengyan's mouth: "Take it first, if the swelling hasn't gone down tomorrow, go see a doctor."

Xie Heng's face was almost frightened, and he quickly repeated in a high-pitched voice: "I won't be a doctor (don't see a doctor)!"

"Forget it, you have to pay more to see a doctor!" Kang asked lazily, "If you ruin your face as a young lady, my senior brother will really have to marry you back home."

Xie Hengyan held a boiled egg in one hand, and asked in pain: "Eggs are useful?"

Kang asked: "Of course it is useful. There is still a basket of raw eggs in the kitchen. Remember to boil them before taking them."

Having said that, it was already three o'clock at night, and everyone didn't have the energy to make any more fuss.After Kang Wen turned his head and went back to the room, Yin Chun helped Xie Hengyan to lie down in the closet, and before pulling the door of the closet, Yin Chun repeated: "I understand, when your tooth doesn't hurt, you can say everything. Explain to me clearly."

Xie Hengyan rolled her eyes: "Yes, yes, I listen to Li (yes, yes, I listen to you)."

Yin Chun said again: "There is still tomorrow, if the swelling doesn't go away, I have to see a doctor."

Xie Hengyan bowed and rolled up the quilt, and said angrily: "A few troubles, it hurts to hit someone with a pear, I don't want a goose pear (I know, you hurt a lot when you hit someone, I don't want to talk to you)."

Yin Chunfu stood in front of the cabinet door for a while, always feeling a bit awkward.After a while of silence, he finally said to Xie Hengyan's pillow again: "Eggs...do you know how to use it?"

Xie Hengyan: "I'm not a fool (fool)."

Yin Chu coughed and said, "Remember to use hot ones."

Xie Hengyan: "Hmph."

However, after this extremely uneasy night, soon after Yin Chun and Kang Wen left the room the next morning, they heard Huo Shitang in the kitchen sternly shouting: "Kang Wen, you bastard, and you still said that you didn't know what to do last night." It's not for stealing supper!"

Kang Wen was at a loss, and just wanted to ask what was going on?Then I heard the furious Butler Huo continue to shout: "The whole basket of eggs is gone, how many stomachs do you have?"

Kang Wen turned his head back and looked at Yin Chun coldly. The two of them had a premonition that something was wrong, so they hurried back to the room and opened the cabinet door, and looked inside—

Oh, it's absolutely amazing.I saw that stinky young man who could talk back was alive yesterday, but now his cheeks are not puffing up, only Zhang Jun's face is covered with an extremely ugly bruise... In addition to the edge of the mouth, there seems to be a few hangs. A piece of milky white eggshell residue.

As soon as he saw Yin Chun coming, he rushed into the bed and said, "The swelling is gone, I don't want to see a doctor!"

Kang Wen was dumbfounded, and was speechless for a moment: "Please...excuse me, how did you manage to reduce the swelling?"

Xie Hengyan said in a muffled voice, "You said, use eggs."

Yin Chuan had a blue vein on his forehead: "How do you use eggs?"

"There were more than 30 in the kitchen, and I... ate them all in one go."

Xie Hengyan's face was a bit ugly: "Right now, I'm not feeling well, uh... hiccup~"

"Hi...so uncomfortable, I feel like I'm going to die, hiccup..."

Yin Chun stretched out his hand suddenly, dug his two arms together with the quilt, and dug them out from the closet: "You go to see a doctor now!"

The streets of Feng Town in the early morning are full of people and noisy.

Especially Dr. Wei, who runs a medical clinic at home, before midnight, and just after dawn, there is already a long line of sick-looking patients in front of the door.

Since the beginning of summer, many men, women and children have fallen ill due to heat and heat. In addition to frequent accidents on weekdays, traumatic injuries such as broken hands and feet are not uncommon.

And Xie Hengyan was the only one among all the patients in front of him... who choked on eating eggs.

Now the puppet's face is ashen, with sweat on his forehead, and being caught between Yin Chun and Kang Wen at the same time, it's not right to leave for a while, or not to leave, so he can only keep shouting to the side: "I'm fine! Don't look doctor!"

"Are you okay? You're okay eating a basketful of eggs, your face turned green, and you said you're okay!" Kang Wen couldn't help cursing, "If you choke to death in our Biyu Mansion, our place will become a haunted house—a haunted house Do you understand?"

Xie Hengyan's face didn't turn green with embarrassment, but she trembled with fear.God knows what a wooden puppet will tell him to do when he goes to see a doctor?Do you want to pour more hot water when you go back?

Just thinking of this, Xie Hengyan felt more and more shuddering.He was afraid of revealing his identity, so before he died, he had no choice but to struggle and beg: "I'm really fine, I'll be fine after a night of sleep... Don't you see that my face is not swollen?"

Kang Wen snorted coldly, "Oh yes, you're lucky, and you even broke a tooth. I don't know how much money it will cost to cure this common disease!"

"I'm not sick, and I don't need to spend your money!"

As soon as Xie Hengyan gritted his teeth, he rushed out of the crowd with his head in his pocket, but halfway through the rush, he was brought back by Yin Chun with his collar, and he honestly pushed back into the team, and said: "You stay safe, it's just a doctor's appointment, Not for your life."

Xie Hengyan said in his heart, after seeing this disease, you are afraid that you will come to kill me.

It's just that on this street, the puppets can't open their hands and feet, so they definitely can't run away on the spot... Xie Hengyan was so anxious that his eyes flicked wildly, and finally glanced at a little boy who was holding candied haws.

Look at the candied haws, which are plump and round, tender and beautiful, and anyone who sees them will inevitably feel a little bit greedy.

Xie Hengyan made a decisive decision, grabbed Yin Chun's sleeve and shouted: "Brother, I want to eat candied haws."

Yin Chun's face was cold, but he was also decisive: "I won't buy it."

Kang asked haha: "Do you still want to eat candied haws?"

Xie Hengyan: "Buy it for me, or I..."

Kang asked squintingly: "Otherwise what will you do?"

Xie Hengyan suddenly bent down, snatched the little boy's candied haws, and stuffed them into his mouth together with the lotus and the fruit—poor little boy, before he could react, his hand was empty in an instant. He immediately cried out in horror: "Wow, my candied haws are gone, wow!"

The mother of the little boy next to her was so anxious that she hugged the baby in her arms to comfort her, and shouted sharply, "Why are you like this? You won't even let the candied haws go!"

This series of actions shocked Kang Wen so much that his jaw almost dropped. It took him a long time to react, and he stammered to Xie Hengyan, who was full of candied haws, "You...you you..."

Xie Hengyan raised his eyebrows: "What about me?"

Yin Chun had no choice but to apologize to the mother and son in the crowd.Fortunately, the mother was not unreasonable, so she chatted casually, and the other party only asked to go to the street corner to buy another bunch of candied haws, and give it to the child as an apology.

Yin Chun glanced at the long queue in front of the medical hall, and hurriedly asked Kang: "You look good on people, I'm going to buy candied haws, and I'll be here in a while."

Kang Wen nodded again and again, but Xie Hengyan was covering her mouth and snickering next to her—one seal was settled, and the other was left with no brains. Isn't it a simple matter to dismiss him?

Sure enough, Yin Chun hadn't left for long, and Kang Wen began to get impatient.

First he said: "Do you think you are sick? Is it fun to torment my brother?"

After a while, he added: "Let me tell you... When the disease is cured, even if my senior brother doesn't drive you out, I will drive you out with a broom! It's really annoying!"

Then he said: "...You can still eat when you are sick. What is your stomach made of? Thousand-year-old black iron?"

Xie Hengyan said in his heart, the thousand-year-old tree is still almost the same...

Then just as he turned his head, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he tugged at Kang Wen's arm and said, "Wow, Kang Wen, take a look!"

"What are you wowing? I don't want to watch it!"

Kang Wen frowned, and glanced back impatiently - just such a short glance, the person couldn't move, and the breathing stopped, only a small heart was beating wildly.

I saw the woman in white at the front of the crowd who asked old doctor Wei to take the pulse... Isn't that the girl Li Haishuang who visited the shrine a few days ago!

I haven't seen her for a day, and she seems to have lost a lot of weight. Could it be that she is suffering from a serious illness?

Xie Hengyan also sighed, "Look at that girl, she's so skinny, she came to see a doctor by herself? How pitiful!"

"It's really pitiful." Kang Wen nodded solemnly, feeling that today's young lady finally said something human.

Xie Hengyan continued: "You said that if she is so thin, will she faint when she goes up the mountain?"

Kang Wen bared his teeth and said, "Don't be crowed!"

However, before he finished speaking, there was a thud in front of the door, and the girl Li Haishuang fell down as soon as she said it, and was tripped by the threshold directly out of a big horse party.

Soon there was a commotion in the crowd, Dr. Wei in the hospital came to help the girl up, and kept urging: "Miss, your body...is too weak, why did you come out to see a doctor by yourself, without accompanying family members?" ?”

Li Haishuang still had that cold look: "Doctor, I'm fine, I can leave after a while."

Dr. Wei said: "You can't do this, at least you need someone to help you when you get home."

Li Haishuang waved his hand and said, "No, really no..."

"Hey, we all live in the same town, so it's not a big deal to find someone to take you there."

While speaking, Dr. Wei opened his mouth and shouted: "Is there anyone to take this girl back to Fuze Mountain? Some kindhearted person can help me..."

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Just to explain a few words, the body structure of puppets is different from that of human beings, and their sickness is completely different from that of human beings—so Xie Hengyan will not die if he eats thirty eggs in one go, and his broken teeth will grow out after a night of sleep new.

Including the body... Even if the limbs are broken, they can be immediately connected. In a sense, it is a monster with very tenacious vitality.

Of course, he is still very patient!

It's no problem to play tens of thousands or tens of thousands of times a night. The problem is that Yin Chuan may not be so capable.