The sweetheart cat dressed as a black-bellied villain[Transmigration Book]

Because of the sudden car accident, Jiang Han arrived a little late.

He hugged the autistic kitten, patted Wen Tian's back gently, and coaxed him like a child, patiently and gently.

"Jiang Xiaoju is autistic again?" Yu Hui smiled heartlessly and showed off to Su Qian, "Look at my brother Han's kitten, it's as clingy as a puppy!"

The autistic Wen Tian turned her head expressionlessly, and retorted with her eyes: You are a dog, you are a bitch!

But after all, it was the Wounded No. [-] who was used by her a little bit. Wen Tian quickly withdrew her cold gaze, leaned sideways on Jiang Han's shoulder, and lay down with a depressed expression on her face.

"I ran into a car on the way here, maybe I was scared." Jiang Han tacitly didn't mention the matter on the car, looked at the table, "Why didn't you order?"

"I'll order when you come." Yi Cheng signaled the waiter to deliver the menu, and took the opportunity to peek at Doudou who refused to answer him.

Jiang Han glanced at the menu, pursed his thin lips slightly, and suddenly asked, "Is there anything you want to eat?"

This question is about the kitten.

Several other people looked over curiously.

Wen Tian was sweating all over while being stared at by everyone, she stuck her paw on Jiang Han's face, and started swearing.

You have no idea how much I worry about you!You still ask me if there is anything I like to eat? ?

Don't you think it's weird to ask a kitten what he wants to eat with a menu? ?Do you want people to know that something is wrong with your kitty? !

What if I wear a book warning again? !

You bastard!

Wen Tian was too concerned, and Wen Tian couldn't control her emotions. This small paw was stuck firmly on the man's face. The kitten arched its back, cursed and threw another set of grumpy cat punches, and slapped the menu away with one paw. , staring at the man sternly: Miao!

Yu Hui, "Wow."

He was suddenly beaten by a cat, and there was a small paw print on the side of his face, but Jiang Han didn't get angry at all. Instead, he pinched the kitten's paw, "Okay, don't eat, don't eat."

Su Qian, "Wow."

Su Qian and Yu Hui looked at each other, and said appreciatively, "Only a kitten can get this kind of treatment from Mr. Jiang."

"That's right, Brother Han," Yu Hui said with a pure face, "Didn't you say that you won't bring Jiang Xiaoju here today? How could he appear at the screening?"

After the words fell, Jiang Han and the little cat turned their heads together, their eyes were the same, and they both said: Shut up.

This is the secret of kittens and villains!

Yu Hui was inexplicably stared at by a person and a cat, and the wine glass raised to his lips froze, with question marks all over his face.

After being warned by Wen Tian's cat fist, Jiang Han realized that the little cat was very vigilant about these things, and he didn't want another person to find out.

Jiang Han withdrew his gaze, ordered dishes according to everyone's taste, and handed the menu to Yi Cheng, and immediately held the kitten in his arms and stroked it, as if to comfort and protect.

After Yi Cheng finished ordering, he ordered another bottle of champagne, and said to the waiter seriously, "Doudou can't drink alcohol, please have another bottle of juice."

The waiter smiled, "You are so kind to your girlfriend."

After finishing speaking, the waiter smiled and left to inform the food to be served, but Jiang Han suddenly said, "Another bottle of Coke, a pot of water, and a glass of milk."

Crowd: ? ? ?

Yu Hui looked confused, "Ah? Who wants to drink milk? Who did Brother Han order for you??"

Jiang Han coughed lightly, but did not answer.

The autistic little cat was attracted by the paw prints on the man's handsome side face, and his heart softened in an instant. He didn't hear what they were saying, and moved his paws unconsciously, chirping against Jiang Han's arms. In the middle of the day, the little paw rested on the man's arm, and the round eyes blinked, as if asking, did it hurt?

Jiang Han touched Wen Tian's little head, and silently hugged the kitty tightly.

After Yi Cheng finished ordering, everyone fell into a weird silence again, all four pairs of eyes fell on the little cat, and only Yi Cheng was secretly looking at Doudou.

"The Great Earth will be released in half a month, are you nervous?" Yi Cheng said out of words.

Doudou smiled, "I'm just a supporting role, it doesn't matter."

Yicheng: ………

Yi Cheng hinted to the others with his gaze: Don't patronize watching the theater, but help out!

Jiang Han coughed, "How about playing golf in the south of the city next week?"

Jiang Han took the initiative to invite, and Doudou couldn't help but look over, Yi Cheng said, "It's rare, what good things have happened to Brother Han recently?"

Good things... Of course there are, but I can't tell you.

As if he got a beloved toy that belonged only to him, Jiang Han pursed his thin lips lightly, with a faint smile, and said casually, "The fifth month anniversary of adopting Jiang Xiaoju?"

Crowd: …………

Yi Cheng took a deep breath, "Not bad, we must go, right, Doudou."

Doudou smiled and gave him a dark look.

When the dishes came, Yi Cheng was busy adding vegetables to Doudou, and Jiang Han was also busy picking out the most tender fish, carefully removing the bones, and putting them in a small plate for Wen Tian to eat.

Wen Tian has been busy all day, and her stomach is so hungry that she immediately reveals her greedy nature when she sees something delicious, and she starts to eat deliciously.

The three teeth are not easy to chew, so Jiang Han thoughtfully tore the fish into small pieces, after thinking about it, put the cola, milk, and white water into small plates, and asked tentatively, "Is this drinkable?"

Wen Tian: ...

Crowd: …………

His brother Han is acting weird today.

Wen Tian frantically scratched her head with her hind paws.

Can't you just be normal like before? ?

But the bubbling sound of Coke quickly attracted him, Wen Tian looked at the bubbling Coke longingly, and licked his lips greedily.

As a nerd in his previous life, Coke and potato chips were almost his life, and the iced Coke next to the computer was almost never broken.

But after turning into a kitten, he never drank a drop of Coke!

Not a drop!

Wen Tian stared at the Coke that Gulu Gulu was tempting him, and with a stamp of her little paw, her whole body was about to rush in!

"No, no, no!" Doudou stood up anxiously, stretched out her arms and pinched the back of the kitten's neck, and pulled Wen Tian out of the attractive Coke that was close at hand, "The kitten will have indigestion when drinking Coke , you can’t drink milk, you’ll be lactose intolerant!”

She is now a senior cat owner, and she must not just watch the kitten's gluttony and accidental eating happen!

Wen Tian: Meow meow!

Wen Tian waved her claws furiously, broke free from Doudou, jumped into Jiang Han's arms, and pitifully softened into a puddle of cat cake.

No milk, no cola, no potato chips.

Why is it so hard to be a cat!

Hearing Doudou's words, Jiang Han immediately ordered the coke and milk to be removed, trying to calm down his strange thoughts.

Jiang Xiaoju is different from ordinary cats≠Jiang Xiaoju can drink Coke like a human.

It is said that a man is a teenager until he dies, and he is as cold as him, and it is difficult to get out of the shock of "my cat is an extraordinary cat" in a short time.

Wen Tian's small plate was lined up with his bowl and chopsticks, and Jiang Han didn't notice anything wrong.

Yu Hui and Yi Cheng looked at each other.

I always feel that something is wrong with Brother Han today.

While eating, seeing that Doudou was still ignoring Yu Hui, Yu Hui forcefully chatted about the premiere of "The Earth", "You guys said, this crap movie has a score of 9.0 now, what should I do when the premiere box office doesn't look good?" ?”

"I think many people are already questioning that score." Yu Hui never questioned Yi Cheng and Jiang Han's ability to predict the box office, and shook his head. He rolled a roast duck roll and handed it to Su Qian, gloating, "Now the rating is No matter how high it is, the fall will be as bad as it gets, besides, Gu Xuyi should be questioned by the police soon."

Those videos and lip analysis can all be used as evidence. Even if the screening meeting is reluctantly held, what will happen after the screening meeting is over?

Sure enough, Doudou picked up the phone and glanced at Weibo, "Huh? Gu Xuyi has been taken away by the police."

Just now, as soon as the screening session ended, the police were already waiting for Gu Xuyi outside. There were so many media present, they quickly leaked the news, and now it has been trending again.

Doudou said a little annoyed, "Recently the hot searches are almost dominated by these two, it's really annoying to look at it."

"Isn't it?" Yi Cheng answered, "Why is Gu Xuyi like an old woman, and even sends you small essays every day."

Doudou: ………

Doudou muttered, "I didn't hear a word."

Although she was influenced for a long time at the beginning, following Yi Xiaobao's inexplicable hostility towards Gu Xuyi, she still believed in the kitten and stopped listening to those words.

But that's not the essence of the problem.

Doudou couldn't help but give Yi Cheng a blank look.

They grew up together as childhood sweethearts, and have been engaged for many years. Even on her 20th birthday, Yi Cheng did not hesitate to invite people from the entire entertainment circle to celebrate her.

He obviously loves her very much, but why does he ignore her desire to get married again and again?

Obviously she has reached the legal age of marriage!

Doudou finished angrily, took a chopstick of Maoxuewang, Yicheng's least favorite, stuffed it into his bowl angrily, said that he wanted to leave first, turned around and went out.

Yi Cheng smiled wryly.

Yu Hui was tired and turned his head silently, wanting to take a look at Brother Han and Jiang Xiaoju to ease their mood.

But when he moved his eyes, he saw Jiang Han staring at the little cat eating fish, as if he was isolated from the world.

Yu Hui: ...

Ah, only he is the one who suffers.

"Or," Yi Cheng said with difficulty, "I will propose to Doudou when I go to play golf next week."

In an instant, all four pairs of eyes looked over.

Yi Cheng smiled wryly, "I'm more afraid of losing Doudou than I am afraid of marriage. I have decided that when the time comes, I need Brother Han to help me a lot."

Jiang Han's original intention was to find some activities to let them relax, and he said, "Okay, I will definitely help with this."

Proposing?

Wen Tian thought eagerly, he had never seen anyone propose before!

After all, I didn't even reach the legal age of marriage in my previous life!

Yi Cheng finally unraveled the knot in his heart. After this pair was formed, wouldn't Doudou, the protagonist's deadly assist in attacking, be completely settled? ? ! !

His decision to let the third brother take a picture of the phone was really correct!

The kitty's eyes lit up with excitement, and the atmosphere in the box relaxed for a while.

Not long after, Wen Tian ate and drank enough, squinted her eyes and squinted for a while, and the urge to urinate came up bit by bit.

Seeing how many people were having fun eating, Wen Tian decided to go out quietly and find a place to settle.

After all, with Jiang Han's performance tonight, he has no doubt that the man may really follow him to study the difference when the kitten boo boo!

Wen Tian blushed and thought, he still has to maintain a good impression of Xiangxiang in front of the big villain!

The little cat jumped off the table without anyone noticing, and slid out along the corner of the wall. He wanted to find a corner to solve it secretly, but before he walked far, he keenly noticed that someone seemed to be sneaking around. Sinisterly followed him.

Turning around the corner of the corridor, Wen Tian squatted down behind the wall, pricking up her ears vigilantly.

Sure enough, the man followed up impatiently, and when he was about to get closer, the little cat suddenly jumped out from behind the wall, whining fiercely.

Who dares to follow a cat? !