I pretend to be affectionate in front of my foe

Xiao Yiran was noncommittal, this kind of situation happened every day, and he was used to it.

"Forgive me for my incompetence." Xiao Yiran threw a piece of clean clothes to Li Qiwu, and sat on the side laughingly watching Li Qiwu who was dripping water as he walked.

"You're still laughing!" Li Qi took off his wet clothes without venting his anger, quickly changed into dry clothes, and said angrily, "You Xiao family, are you all so thick-skinned?"

"Huh?" Xiao Yiran said: "The Xiao family here should refer to my uncle."

Hearing Xiao Yiran mention Liu Ruyu, Li Qiwu instantly became taller and taller. He rolled his eyes and complained incessantly: "He is already a big man, why is he still playing around all day long?"

Li Qiwu sat down beside Xiao Yiran, and began to pour out his bitterness: "You can arrange some errands for him, he is too busy, so he bothers me all day."

"You say so, I really have an errand, and I need someone to do it."

"Then let your uncle go!" Li Qiwu began to provoke: "You see, he is idle when he is idle, and troubles will arise when he is idle. Why don't you send him to do something to contribute to the country of Jiang."

"It makes sense, there's just something that gives me a headache." Xiao Yiran stroked his chin and said, "Then let my uncle go."

Hearing this, Li Qiwu was so happy that he jumped three feet high, he hugged Xiao Yiran's shoulder, and said gratefully: "You still know how to love me the most."

"Don't dare to do it, don't dare to do it." Xiao Yiran waved his hands again and again, expressing his disapproval.

This matter that gave Xiao Yiran a headache, whether it was a big one or a small one, it was not a small one.

As the king of a country, Xiao Yiran has been on the throne for more than a year. Up to now, the harem is empty and there is no concubine.

Since Xiao Yiran ascended the throne, the Jiang Kingdom has become more and more prosperous under his management, and the people's lives have become better and better. When the people's lives are better, they start to worry about the emperor's lifelong affairs.

There is even a folk saying that Xiao Yiran didn't choose a concubine because he didn't like women, and what's more, he didn't have a harem because he was not good at something.

In the beginning, Xiao Yiran was obsessed with state affairs all day long in order to divert his attention, and he didn't pay much attention to these rumors.

It can be said that there will always be an impact if there are too many people. Everyone in the Jiang country is worried about Xiao Yiran. It can be said that the emperor is not in a hurry to be in a hurry.

Those nosy ministers in the court couldn't stand it any longer. They were reminding Xiao Yiran openly and secretly that it was time to choose a concubine for the sake of the country and for the sake of the heirs.

In the days when his body just recovered, Xiao Yiran could still use lack of energy as an excuse to escape from this matter, but after a long period of time, it would be unreasonable to pretend to be sick.

No, seeing that he hadn't acted for a long time, the ministers started to move again.

At this time, among the pile of memorials on his desk, more than half of them were advising him to choose a concubine as soon as possible and quickly establish a concubine.

Some more courageous ministers have already made a list of suitable candidates for Xiao Yiran to choose from.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yiran had a headache.

When Cao Cao and Cao Cao arrived, Li Qiwu breathed a sigh of relief, and Liu Ruyu pushed the door in, holding a fox fur in his hand, and locked his eyes on Li Qiwu as soon as he entered.

"Didn't I tell you to wait? Why did you come here as soon as you turned around?" Liu Ruyu said, walked to Li Qiwu's side, and put the snow-white fox fur on him.

Wearing fox fur on his body, Li Qiwu was shivering, not cold but frightened: "I came to chat with my good brother, do I need to report to you?"

"That's not necessary." Liu Ruyu still smiled: "But I'm worried about you, it's raining so hard outside."

Seeing Liu Ruyu, Li Qiwu was beating drums in his heart, but his face was even more ferocious: "What are you worried about me doing? I'm a big man and I won't die in the rain. Don't make it so sensational. Goosebumps are all over the floor."

As he said that, Li Qiwu rolled his eyes and hugged his shoulders with a nauseous look.

"We didn't finish talking just now." Liu Ruyu curled her mouth, suddenly looking very disappointed: "How do you think about being responsible for me..."

"Shut up!" Li Qiwu jumped up and covered Liu Ruyu's mouth, glanced at Xiao Yiran guilty, and then threatened viciously: "We will discuss this matter later!"

With her mouth covered, Liu Ruyu could only obediently blink her innocent eyes and said, "Oh, then it's up to you." It really looked like she was being bullied and dared not speak up.

Seeing this, Xiao Yiran cast a pitiful look at Liu Ruyu.

This made Li Qiwu even more annoyed. Although he was the victim, Liu Ruyu was pretending to be innocent. He simply strangled Liu Ruyu's neck, put him beside him and threatened in a low voice, "Don't pretend to be innocent here!"

Liu Ruyu, who usually beats three at a time, suddenly became a powerless weakling, let Li Qiwu subdue him, even if he didn't do anything, he still stared at him with those peach blossom eyes, every look was telling own innocence.

"Ah!!!" Li Qiwu annoyed him the most, he pushed Liu Ruyu away and roared helplessly, "Get away from me!"

"Okay." Xiao Yiran couldn't stand it anymore, and said in a timely manner: "Uncle Huang, I need your help with something."

Without even thinking about it, Liu Ruyu said, "I'll do whatever I want."

"Do you know that they are going to help me choose a concubine?" Xiao Yiran said, rubbing his brows helplessly: "Maybe tomorrow they will send people to the folks to find all kinds of beauties and send them to the palace for me."

"Hahaha, is there such a good thing?" Liu Ruyu didn't think it was a big deal when watching the excitement: "Of course, the more beauties the better, besides, you should have started a family long ago."

Xiao Yiran hesitated to speak: "You know me..."

"Understood, you have been hanged on a tree since you were a child, and now that the tree is gone, you are still hanging." Liu Ruyu said to the point: "Are you going to hang yourself for the rest of your life, and won't you come down?"

Hearing this, and seeing Xiao Yiran's lonely expression, Li Qiwu felt extremely guilty, especially uncomfortable.

He felt that he was about to be unable to hide the secret in his heart, but when he couldn't help but want to speak, Liu Ruyu interrupted: "Okay, Uncle Huang will help you, it's rare that the Xiao family has such an infatuated species like you."

"Tell me, what do you want me to do?"

"Replace those ministers and help me choose a concubine."

These words made Liu Ruyu excited instantly, and he hurriedly said, "What do you like?"

"It doesn't matter." Xiao Yiran paced and said, "Look for some women from clean and poor families."

Liu Ruyu was puzzled: "Huh? Why?"

"They are short of money. When they arrive in the palace, I will let them live comfortably for the rest of their lives. I can't give them anything else."

"You mean to give money without giving sincerity?" Liu Ruyu boldly guessed: "Is that so?"

Xiao Yiran looked lonely at Haitang outside the window and said, "I only have one heart, how many people can I give it to?"

Before Liu Ruyu opened his mouth, Li Qiwu said with emotion: "That's true."

"Since I can't give affection, then I will let them live a rich life, so as to make up for their lack of affection."

"It's kind of unkind." Liu Ruyu stroked the non-existent beard on her chin and said, "You are really a bad person."

"So what." Xiao Yiran held his hands behind his back and picked up the withered crabapple flowers in the vase: "Hold one's hand and grow old together with one."

"I'm just a greedy mortal, so what if I'm selfish."

"Ask what love is in the world, and teach life and death to agree with each other." After Liu Ruyu finished speaking, she glanced at Li Qiwu meaningfully, and in return he gave him a disgusted look.

"Let's go quickly, don't disturb us to talk about business." Li Qiwu's disgust was evident on his face, wishing that Liu Ruyu would disappear immediately.

"Then our business..." Liu Ruyu said deliberately: "The two times, we slept..."

"Shut up." Li Qiwu gritted his teeth, looking as if he was going to hit someone, he grabbed Liu Ruyu by the collar, and pushed the person out: "Disappear immediately!"

"If you don't leave, I won't leave. We haven't finished our serious business yet." Liu Ruyu deliberately increased her volume, pretending to attract Xiao Yiran's attention.

Fearing that Xiao Yiran would find out about the matter, Li Qiwu dragged Liu Ruyu away as quickly as possible, leaving Xiao Yiran alone in the originally noisy hall.

He sighed and walked to the window, the rain had stopped at some point, he stared at the two crabapple trees, his back looked extremely desolate.

On the busy street, Li Qiwu was walked all the way by Liu Ruyu's arm.

"Don't you think it's strange that two big men are like this?" Li Qiwu always felt that everyone who came and went was looking at them, so he shrunk his neck guiltily after speaking.

Liu Ruyu fiddled with the tinkling Bu Yao on her head, and deliberately suppressed her voice, "Which eye can tell that I'm a man."

After speaking, he moved closer to Li Qiwu and forced him to look at his face.

Liu Ruyu's facial features were already soft, but after dressing up like a woman, not only did she not violate harmony, but she also became more charming.

The blemishes on his face were all covered by makeup, his eyebrows were painted into willow-leaf eyebrows, and his thin lips were tinged with pink, making him a rare beauty.

Li Qiwu, who had no resistance to beauty, started to panic when he saw this scene. He actually thought Liu Ruyu was quite beautiful.

Liu Ruyu approached suddenly, and the distance between the two of them was pulled very close, so close that Li Qiwu could see the color of rouge on his face: "The makeup is too heavy, stay away from me."

After Li Qiwu finished speaking, he opened the distance between the two with a look of disgust.

The moment he backed away, Li Qiwu felt his heart beating several times, the frequency was frighteningly fast.

"It's really ruthless. Have you forgotten that you said you would be responsible to me not long ago, and now you're denying it." Liu Ruyu deliberately teased him, and stopped pretending to be wronged, and looked at Li Qiwu coquettishly.

Seeing this, passers-by couldn't help but stop, and they pointed at Li Qiwu, as if Li Qiwu was a heartless man who bullied weak women.

There were more and more people, and Liu Ruyu acted more vigorously. He wiped away the non-existent tears with a handkerchief a few times, and looked like he was about to cry, which made the passers-by feel unbearable.

Li Qiwu remained motionless, he stared at Liu Ruyu, the noise of passers-by made him very uncomfortable, his expression was gradually becoming impatient.

During the stalemate between the two, an elderly woman came out with a vegetable basket on her shoulders. She walked over and patted Liu Ruyu on the back, and comforted her: "Sister, don't cry, big sister will teach you a lesson for this heartless person."

Hearing this, Li Qiwu thought that the woman was going to hit him, so when the woman walked towards him, he nimbly avoided it.

Then, the woman didn't do anything, she took out a white radish from the basket she was carrying, pointed to Li Qiwu and said, "Boy, your lady is as beautiful as a flower and well-educated. Not only do you not cherish her, but you also bully her like this. You have such a pretty face, and you are not considerate, besides your wife, which girl is willing to marry you?"

Li Qiwu had no choice but to smile wryly, and thought to himself: I don't even want to give it away for nothing, Liu Ruyu can neither bear him a son, nor is he considerate enough, besides, he is a man.

Of course, Li Qiwu only dared to think in his heart and didn't say it out loud.

As he thought about it, a disdainful expression appeared on his face unconsciously. The woman thought that Li Qiwu was despising her, and suddenly became furious: "Sure enough, you men are all the same, and there is no good thing."

"Lady, my husband is different from him." Just as the woman finished speaking, a man with a smile on his face came over and took the woman's arm flatteringly: "Let's go home and have dinner with my husband, I will cook all the meals." alright."

The woman snorted softly and cast a blank look at Li Qiwu. Before being dragged away by the man, she still turned her head and said to Liu Ruyu: "Sister, I don't think this man is good. It's better for you to change."

As soon as the words came out, the passers-by became more interested. They gathered around the two of them and pointed at Li Qi Wuzhi.

Seeing another woman coming to teach, Li Qiwu couldn't stand it anymore, he kept dragging Liu Ruyu to death who was still pretending to be wronged, and ran out of the crowd.

"Don't you think it's embarrassing?" Li Qiwu didn't have a chance to speak until he ran into an alley, "I said I wouldn't come with you. I would have known that I would not come if you kidnapped me!"

"Then I'll make a big splash about your rebellion and abandonment." Liu Ruyu leaned against the wall and blew on her colorful nails, pretending to be charming, "Anyway, I'm not afraid of embarrassment."

When encountering a shameless person like Liu Ruyu, Li Qiwu was completely helpless. He looked at Liu Ruyu, who had succeeded in laughing, walked up to him, pinned him between his arms, and punched his fist on the wall, threatening : "If you do this again, I will beat someone."

"Come on, please." Liu Ruyu moved her face closer, and the scent of makeup lingered on the tip of Li Qiwu's nose, like a silent provocation.

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