After the dead opponent knocks the brain

[The tie bought by the daughter-in-law is tied by the daughter-in-law. 】

The egg-laying project was forced to die before it started because the "mother swan" didn't cooperate. Luo Ming made troubles and forced Yu Yan to make substantial compensation for the loss of his love egg.

Yu Yan looked at the essence through the phenomenon, and knew that he was just trying to play a hooligan. While strengthening the equipment of the game character, he said: "Allow you to hug me for 10 minutes."

There was an arrogance in his tone that he didn't realize.

Luo Ming hugged Yu Yan curiously, let him sit in front of his arms, wrapped his arms around his waist, and stared sideways at the phone in Yu Yan's hand.I thought, what's the fun in this, why not try laying eggs.

Yu Yan was so addicted to the game that he forgot where he was for a moment, so naturally he also forgot the 10-minute agreement, and he didn't even realize that he was prostituted by Luo Ming for more than an hour.

Of course Luo Ming is willing to just hug him like this, but he can't keep his head down and look at his phone.He raised his hand and lightly blocked Yu Yan's eyes: "Stop playing, watch out for your eyes."

Falling into darkness in vain, Yu Yan blinked instinctively.The long eyelashes scratched Luo Ming's palm back and forth like a brush, itching from the palm to the tip of the heart.

Even the eyelashes are hooked.

"Then go to sleep." Yu Yan came out of Luo Ming's arms, "I have to go to work tomorrow."

Luo Ming looked down at his palm, his eyes were burning hot.The touch like a feather brushing gently caused ripples in his whole body.As if he was about to grab something, but also restrained, he slowly clenched his palms.

-

In the early morning of the next day, Yu Yan came out of the bedroom barefoot, and his not yet fully awake mind barely dominated his body to come to the refrigerator.Opening the refrigerator door, I reached in to touch the canned coffee. The place where the coffee was originally placed was occupied by eggs.

Yu Yan was finally willing to open his eyes, scanned the refrigerator, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "I have coffee."

"It's put away." Luo Ming walked over, his eyes fell on the white feet of the other party, he squatted down, put his arms on Yu Yan's thighs and picked him up, "It's not good to drink coffee just after waking up, I will give it to you later. You boil milk to drink."

Yu Yan's booting up once a day is very long, and he was a little confused before the restart of the "host" was completed.For example, wearing the wrong socks, wearing reverse clothes, squeezing facial cleanser on the toothbrush as toothpaste...

Unresponsive to everything around.

Now suddenly being picked up by Luo Ming, not only did he not resist, but instead he wrapped himself around Luo Ming, using both hands and feet, like a koala.He even rubbed his cheek against Luo Ming's neck.

Luo Ming froze, stunned by Yu Yan's "enthusiasm", and asked after a long time: "What's wrong?"

Yu Yan leaned his head on Luo Ming's shoulder, closed his eyes lightly, and did not answer.

Luo Ming didn't know whether to laugh or cry: So he didn't wake up.

Carrying the man into the bedroom, carefully put him on the bed: "You're so sleepy, did you secretly play with your phone last night?"

Yu Yan didn't say a word, hugged the quilt and curled up into a small ball.

"Go back to sleep, breakfast isn't ready yet." After speaking, Luo Ming left the bedroom.

10 minutes later, Yu Yan, who had successfully started the machine, came out of the bedroom again, dressed neatly, with clear eyes, and did what he had done 10 minutes ago—opening the refrigerator to find coffee.

Even the words are exactly the same: "Where is my coffee?"

A book of steaming milk was handed to him: "There is no coffee, only milk. Take it."

Yu Yan took it obediently, holding the mug in both hands: "I don't drink coffee in the morning and I don't feel refreshed."

"Lack of energy is due to lack of sleep, so stay up late and play with your phone next time."

Yu Yan curled his lips in disbelief, lowered his head and took a sip of milk.The warm and mellow milk passed through the throat, and the milky fragrance lingered between the lips and teeth for a long time.

"Why is this milk so fragrant?" Yu Yan looked at the white milk in the cup, wondering, "What brand is it?"

Luo Ming was amused by this foolish question: "Milk will taste better when heated. This is common sense, and it has nothing to do with the brand."

"I've never drank hot milk." Yu Yan took it for granted.

First of all, he doesn't drink milk very often, even if he drinks it once in a while, he just takes it and drinks it.It's troublesome whether it is heated or not.

"From now on, I'll give you hot milk to drink every day." Luo Ming noticed a circle of white milk stains around Yu Yan's lips, as if thinking of something, he looked away hastily.

Who doesn't have "milk"?

After breakfast, the two were ready to go out to the company.

Luo Ming stood at the entrance and put on his tie, he was still crooked after fiddling for a long time.

Yu Yan, who had done it long ago, couldn't stand it any longer, and walked up to Luo Ming: "Let's go, I'll tie it for you."

Luo Ming let go of his hand obediently, and stood up obediently.

Yu Yan first took off the tie he was wearing, and then re-tied it, and he could only focus on complaining: "I can't wear a red scarf when I was a child, and I can't wear a tie when I grow up. You are so stupid."

These words brought back memories of Luo Ming: "You still remember."

"Why don't you remember?" Yu Yan remembered clearly, "Take my red scarf and let me tie it for you. If you don't tie it, don't return the red scarf to me."

necrotic.

Luo Ming looked down at Yu Yan's beautiful and flexible hands, and his memory went haywire for a moment.He saw the boy standing on tiptoe in front of the class gate, and tied the red scarf on him with a reluctance.

"Every time you tie it up for me, I'm reluctant to take it off, and I wear it when I sleep."

Yu Yan glared at him: "Are you reluctant? It's obvious that you can't fasten it by yourself."

"I really can't bear it. Not only I can't bear to take it apart, but I can't bear to wash it. It smells like you."

"Okay." Yu Yan put down his hands and took half a step back.

Luo Ming turned around to look in the mirror: "It's tied really well. My daughter-in-law is ingenious and beautiful."

Yu Yan pretended not to hear his rainbow fart, picked up his briefcase, and urged: "Hurry up, it will be late."

"I send you."

Yu Yan doesn't have a driver, he finds it troublesome, he has to notify the other party in advance to pick him up every time he goes somewhere, it's better to drive by himself.

"No. One goes south and the other goes north. If you don't go along the way, you will waste time."

A black Jaguar and a black Maybach left the community one after the other.

Luo Ming sat in the back seat, turned on the camera and adjusted it to the front, raised it a little farther, and grabbed the tie with the other hand.

"Crack!"

Luo Ming, whose WeChat circle of friends was empty, finally posted his first circle of friends in his life.

【Luo Ming: The tie my daughter-in-law bought and tied for her (picture)】

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On the beach of a foreign country.

Wearing a bikini, Yan Peipei, who was lying on a beach chair and sunbathing, saw her son's circle of friends, her eyes barely popped out, and she slapped her sleeping husband awake: "When did our son have a wife?! Did he Chased Yanyan?"

Luo Qiyun, who was awakened by the photo, stared and opened his eyes: "Daughter-in-law, have you drunk? With his way of chasing his wife, he can't catch up in 800 years."

Others chased their wives closer and closer, but he chased them further and further away.shame!

"Uh..." Ms. Yan Peipei put the phone in front of her husband, "Look for yourself, it was just posted!"

Luo Qiyun glanced: "You believe it."

Yan Peipei: "..."

Not really a letter.It should be said that I don't believe it.

"My wife, let me tell you that this is all a routine." Luo Qiyun sat up from the beach chair and said with experience, "Our son posted this Moments to stimulate Yanyan, and I want to see his reaction. I won't be jealous or anything."

Yan Peipei was not allowed to ask: "Then... will Yanyan meet?"

Luo Qiyun crossed his legs and calculated with his fingers: "I guess Yanyan blocked his son's circle of friends."

Don't be jealous, you won't even see it.

Yan Peipei: "..."

This is too miserable.

"How about we go back and help our son?"

"Men in the Luo family chase their wives based on their strength. If he has no strength, he deserves to be single." Luo Qiyun hated that iron could not be made into steel, "That child Yanyan is so easy to chase, he loves him, he loves him. It's nothing !"

Luo Ming, who is nothing, didn't know that he was laughed at by his own father. After posting on Moments, he dialed the assistant's phone number: "You are looking for an office building near the Memory headquarters building. The closer the better, money is not a problem. If you find it, tell me I."

The assistant instantly understood Mr. Luo's intention: to facilitate a fight with his deadly rival.

After finishing this, Luo Ming opened Yu Yan's WeChat again, and sent the selfie just now.

It was inconvenient for Yu Yan to look at his phone while driving, so he put it in his briefcase and took it out when he got to the office.Sure enough, there was a WeChat message from someone:

【Luo Ming: Picture】

【Handsome. 】

[Set it as a screensaver, click on it if you miss me. 】

In the photo, Luo Ming is squinting at the camera, his eyes are fierce, his facial features are stern and tough, and his jaw line is clear and smooth.His chin was lifted slightly, with an attitude of "I am the most handsome in the world, and I will fight if I refuse to accept it".

Yu Yan was amused by success, and clicked on the input box: "Set it as a screensaver to ward off evil spirits?"

【Luo Ming: Anything is fine.This photo, like myself, can be used for anything you need it to be. 】

Another frank and passionate love story.

Yu Yan felt that the whole body was bumped lightly, pursed his lips, and typed: "You can say it."

【Luo Ming: Not only can I speak, but I can also do well.Do you want to try it? 】

After three and a half sentences, he began to be unruly again.Yu Yan simply ignored him.

Both of them had to work, and Luo Ming didn't keep chatting with Yu Yan.

At noon, the internal phone on the desk rang, and Yu Yan answered it.The call came from the front desk: "Mr. Yu, I have your takeaway."

Yu Yan frowned: "I didn't order takeaway. Oh, you can deliver it."

After a while, the assistant Xiao Zhao came in with a takeaway, and Yu Yan was on the phone with Luo Ming.

"Have you received the takeaway? It's too late for noon, so I'll pick you up after get off work in the evening." In the staff canteen, Luo Ming was queuing up to buy food.When the people in front saw the big boss, they tried to move away, but Luo Ming waved his hand to stop him, "Call my wife, you guys buy it first."

Surrounding employees: Daughter-in-law? !

Their handsome and wealthy boss is secretly married? !

Yu Yan glanced at the takeaway bag in Xiao Zhao's hand: "Got it."

"Eat obediently, and take a picture of me when you're done."

Yu Yan opened the takeaway bag with one hand, and there was a box of chicken stewed rice and a box of pure milk inside: "I can't eat so much."

With one hand in his pocket, Luo Ming followed the team and slowly moved towards the meal: "Focus on eating first, that box of milk is for you to drink when you're thirsty, so you don't have to drink coffee."

"Cold milk doesn't taste good, but the coffee is hot." Yu Yan was picky in a low voice.

"All right, all right," Luo Ming sighed helplessly, "I'll buy a microwave and put it in your office tomorrow, and then you can drink it as soon as it's heated up. Hey, don't put it in whole, you have to pour the milk into a cup. Direct heating will fry."

Yu Yan looked at the milk in his hand: "I know, I'm not stupid."

Luo Ming laughed softly: "Well, my wife is the smartest. Alright, let's eat quickly, and don't forget to send a photo for me to check."

Twenty minutes later, Luo Ming received a photo from Yu Yan.

I ate all the rice and chicken, and the diced radish and green beans remained untouched.Yu Yan also carried out "garbage sorting" thoughtfully, a small pile of diced radishes and a small pile of green beans were neatly arranged, and they were all placed in the lunch box.

Luo Ming could even imagine him picking and choosing sullenly while eating, he couldn't help but smile, thinking he still had to watch him eat.