After the dead opponent knocks the brain

"Daughter-in-law, I want to eat you up."

According to the size of Yu Yan's clothes, Luo Ming bought a lot of small clothes, such as cats, rabbits, foxes...

"I don't wear it, it's useless if you buy it!" Yu Yan emphasized again seriously.

Luo Ming turned a deaf ear, put the bought clothes in the trunk, opened the passenger door, and looked at Yu Yan excitedly and expectantly: "Let's go home."

Intuition told Yu Yan that he couldn't go back, so he bypassed Luo Ming, walked to the side of the road and prepared to take a taxi: "I suddenly remembered that the company needs me to deal with it myself, you can go back by yourself."

Just as he was about to wave the taxi to stop, Luo Ming hugged him, "You are not allowed to go anywhere until your body recovers. What should you do if you faint again?"

While talking, he stuffed Yu Yan into the co-pilot.

"That's better than wearing those rags at home!" Yu Yan said again, facing the enemy, "I really don't wear them. If you dare to force me to wear them, I will be impatient with you!"

Luo Ming smiled without saying a word, and slowly started the car.

When he got home, Yu Yan rushed to the bedroom without changing his shoes, his wrist was firmly held by Luo Ming, and he said softly: "Good daughter-in-law, take a look, take a look and decide whether to wear it or not."

Yu Yan took the soft but not the hard, said "don't look," but didn't run away.

All the small clothes were laid out on the sofa, and Luo Ming tried his best to sell them: "How beautiful, you will definitely look better in them."

"It looks good, why don't you wear it." Yu Yancai is not so easy to deceive, "After reading it, don't wear it. Let go of my wrist."

"Then, if you don't wear clothes, don't wear them. Can you wear them on your ears and tail?" Luo Ming took the next best thing, and said softly, "Good daughter-in-law, you see that I have bought everything, so you can wear them and let me wear them." Had an eye addiction."

After a long time, Yu Yan finally compromised: "Just wear the ears and tail, nothing else."

"it is good!"

Luo Ming quickly picked up the cat ear headband and put it on Yu Yan's head. The black headband was hidden in the soft black hair, which was very natural and harmonious.The two furry cat ears on the headband are well made, pink inside and white outside, and have a wide shape.

Yu Yan raised his hand and touched the cat's ears: "That's weird."

"It's not surprising, it's not surprising, you are Maomaobenmao." Luo Ming said, picking up the white cat's tail.

"If you don't wear this, it's too long and inconvenient. Just wear cat ears." Yu Yan said, and flipped the cat ears again.

Luo Ming replaced it with a fluffy white fur ball: "The rabbit has a short tail, so it doesn't get in the way."

Take out a pin from the plastic bag, and fix the rabbit tail on Yu Yan's pants.

Yu Yan turned his head and glanced, there was a small ball, and he really didn't feel anything.

"Now it's a cat, a cat, a rabbit." Luo Ming straightened up, touched the white rabbit's tail, and then touched the cat's ears, loving it.

"How long will it take to pick?" Maomaotu Yu Yan asked.

"Put it on, there's no one else at home." Of course Luo Ming couldn't let him take it off.

Anyway, he wears it, and he wants to see it, so he won't take it off unless he takes it off.Thinking of this, Yu Yan quickly forgot his identity as a "cat, cat, and rabbit" and did what he should do as usual, adapting very well.

Luo Ming took the opportunity to take a lot of photos. He restrained himself at first, but then he directly confronted Yu Yan and asked him to pose.

The cat, cat and rabbit half pushed and half agreed, posing obediently while sullenly.Finally, I couldn't help but snatch Luo Ming's phone away: "Stop taking pictures!"

Push him hard into the kitchen: "Go cook, I'm hungry."

Luo Ming was not reconciled: "Let me take another close-up of the rabbit's tail!"

"I took three pictures!"

"Take another picture!"

"I'm going to faint." Yu Yan used his trump card.

Luo Ming sneaked into the kitchen.

Yu Yan was sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone when the doorbell suddenly rang.Yu Yan walked over, saw Chen Xiaoyun standing at the door, and hurriedly opened the door.Surprised: "Why are you here?"

"Uh..." Chen Xiaoyun glanced at the cat ear headband on Yu Yan's head calmly, "Don't worry, let's come and see you. What if we quarrel again and faint again."

Facts have proved that he was overthinking, the two of them even had fun with each other, and they had a fart.

Yu Yan forgot that he was wearing a cat ear headband, turned around and opened the shoe cabinet, looking for slippers for Chen Xiaoyun, the tail of the rabbit behind him swayed with the movement.

Never expected that Chen Xiaoyun, who still had a rabbit tail, twitched his mouth: "Did I delay your work?"

"What's the matter?" Yu Yan was puzzled.

Noticing Chen Xiaoyun's eyes, Yu Yan finally realized, his cheeks were flushed, and he explained embarrassingly and shamefully: "No... I don't have one, I just wear it casually... It was Luo Ming who forced me. Yes! It was Luo Ming who forced me to wear it. of!"

Chen Xiaoyun had an expression of "Do you believe me?"

"What did I force you to do?" Luo Ming rushed over after hearing the sound, and when he saw Chen Xiaoyun at the door, he held Yu Yan in his arms, like a large dog protecting food, "Don't look!"

Chen Xiaoyun rolled his eyes: "I don't have your hobby, thank you."

"That's because you have no taste."

Smelling the aroma of food, Chen Xiaoyun changed into his slippers and walked in: "It happened that I didn't have lunch, so it's better to come early than to come early."

Luo Ming didn't want to cooperate with this kind of coincidence, but for Yan Yan's sake, he added an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks.

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In the next few days, Yu Yan stayed at home obediently to take care of his body, wearing all kinds of ears and tails, and never wearing clothes.

Yu Yan with fox ears on his head stood on the weighing scale, with furry fox tails hanging behind him, looking down at the numbers on the display.

"Have gained half a catty!" Luo Ming said excitedly, "That's great, you've gained some weight."

Yu Yan didn't remind him that fox tails count as weight: "When can I go to work?"

"It will take a few more days, but the complexion hasn't recovered yet." Luo Ming suddenly remembered something, "I have a business dinner tonight, will you go with me?"

Yu Yan shook his head decisively: "No, I'll wait for you at home."

"Alright, I'll try to come back as soon as possible."

Luo Ming made dinner, and the supervisor Yu Yan finished eating all before going out in peace.Yu Yan huddled on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, and Luo Chengcai slept beside him, one person and one cat were quiet and warm.

At around 10:30, Luo Ming called: "Daughter-in-law, I'm drunk, come and pick me up."

Listening to the vague voice on the phone, Yu Yan got up and walked towards the door: "Send me the location. Do you remember how to send it?"

"Remember." Luo Ming replied solemnly, "Send it to your heart."

Yu Yan: "..."

Not long after, I received a location from Luo Ming on WeChat.Yu Yan drove over and saw Luo Ming sitting on the steps in front of the restaurant with his head down, as if he was asleep.

The security guard at the gate couldn't stand it anymore, walked over, and patted Luo Ming on the shoulder lightly: "Sir, do you need me to call a car for you?"

"My daughter-in-law will come to pick me up soon." Luo Ming raised his head, his eyes blurred, "Only those who don't have a wife need to call a car."

"My daughter-in-law looks really good-looking, and she looks even better in a small skirt, but it's a pity that he doesn't wear it."

Yu Yan who got out of the car happened to hear this sentence, paused, and then walked over with his usual expression.Hold Luo Ming's shoulders and help him up: "Go home."

Luo Ming leaned on Yu Yan, unable to walk steadily: "Daughter-in-law? Are you my wife?"

"I'm not your wife, who am I!" Yu Yan dragged Luo Ming's body with both hands, and walked slowly towards the car.But if it was someone else, Yu Yan would have been dead for a long time, so heavy.

"It's my daughter-in-law." Luo Ming heard Yu Yan's voice, and the smell was right, so he took a closer look, "Daughter-in-law, where are your ears? Where's your tail?"

"Pick it off." Yu Yan is not strong enough to go out wearing fox ears and tails, even at night.

Finally walking to the side of the car, Yu Yan dragged the door with one hand, pushed Luo Ming into the passenger seat, looked at the confused man, and said with a smile, "How much did you drink?"

"I drank three of them down, and they all went under the table." Luo Ming said proudly, "I'm fine."

Yu Yan stopped talking to him and concentrated on driving.It was already half an hour after arriving home, I thought Luo Ming had already fallen asleep, and went around to the co-pilot to see that his eyes were still open.

It doesn't matter if he is awake, at least he can walk two steps, if it is all thanks to Yu Yan, it will be difficult to get him into the elevator.

When we got home, let Luo Ming lean on the sofa, and Yu Yan went to the kitchen to pour water for him.He doesn't know how to make hangover soup, but honey water can. It is said on the Internet that honey water also has the effect of hangover.

Yu Yan scooped up a spoonful of honey and put it in a cup filled with water and stirred it gently, suddenly there was a weight on his shoulders——Luo Ming leaned on Yu Yan from behind, holding a maid outfit in his hand.

"Small skirts, for my daughter-in-law to wear."

I don't forget to think about it when I'm drunk.

"Uh..." Yu Yan felt dizzy looking at the lace hem of the skirt, "I'm going to bed soon, what to wear! Look who sleeps wearing this thing."

"Wear it, wear it." Luo Ming was very stubborn, seeing that Yu Yan didn't answer, he took the initiative to help him undress.

Yu Yan couldn't dodge in time, and two buttons of his shirt were torn open.

Jiu Zhuang is cowardly, his words are indeed true.As long as Luo Ming is still awake, he dare not do this.

All the buttons were torn off with force, and one was even torn off.Seeing that there was no other way, Yu Yan could only compromise: "All right, I'll wear it! Don't mess with it, I'll take it off myself."

Only then did Luo Ming stop, pinching the shoulders of the little skirt and gesturing towards Yu Yan, his eyes excited.

"Drink the honey water, sit on the sofa and wait." Yu Yan took the maid skirt in his hand, stuffed it with honey water, and walked into the bathroom in a few steps.

If you are so drunk, maybe you will forget about it when you wake up tomorrow.Yu Yan comforted himself while changing clothes.

The hem of the short maid skirt only reaches the middle of the thigh. The skirt is fluffy, the waist and abdomen are tightened, and the two slender legs are exposed outside.

Looking at the person in the mirror, Yu Yan suddenly didn't want to go out—what if he remembered what to do when he was sober.

"Daughter-in-law, the honey water is finished." Luo Ming's voice sounded outside the door, "I want to go in."

Yu Yan took a deep breath, opened the door with a tragic expression: "If you..." dare to laugh at me.

Meeting Luo Ming's bright and happy eyes, Yu Yan swallowed the rest of the words.Holding the hem of the skirt with his hands, he said nervously: "Look quickly, I will change it after I finish watching."

Luo Ming hugged Yu Yan violently, his hands became dishonest, he fumbled around, and kept muttering: "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law..."

"You are called Hun'er." Yu Yan interrupted him with a black face, "I have something to say!"

"Daughter-in-law, I want to eat you up."

Yu Yan looked at the drunken man in front of him who was holding him tightly, every detail of getting along came to mind.Anxiety is gone, replaced by only happiness.

The corners of Yu Yan's lips curled up slightly.

"Eat."

The author says:

Eat, the process is saved (lighting a cigarette);

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