After the dead opponent knocks the brain

"You steal my clothes."

The gentle voice exploded in his ears, Luo Ming's eyes seemed to be burning with two blazing fires, his gaze was firmly fixed on Yu Yan, and he said in a hoarse voice, "Daughter-in-law, I think if I endure it any longer, I won't be a man anymore."

Yu Yan was startled, and struggled instinctively, his voice was a little panicked: "No... no."

"Don't be afraid, I won't force you." Luo Ming stroked Yu Yan's cheek, slowly moved down to grab his slender and beautiful hand, and gently tapped the back of his hand with his fingertips, "Can I use this?"

Yu Yan made a low "hmm".

Two 10 minutes later.

A shy and annoyed voice sounded: "Why is it not good?"

Luo Ming chuckled: "The longer the time, the better, too fast."

"Hurry up!" Yu Yan urged angrily.If the lights were on, you could see his flushed cheeks.In fact, it is not as calm as it appears.

Yu Yan stood in front of the sink and washed his hands slowly, thinking of the person guarding the door of the bathroom, he really wanted to stay inside and not go out.

Why did you agree?

should be rejected.

Yu Yan blamed himself for not being firm in his heart.

"Daughter-in-law?" Guessing it was almost the same, Luo Ming knocked on the bathroom door.

No one should.

Luo Ming didn't need to think about it to know that he was pretending to be an ostrich inside and didn't want to come out, so he deliberately said: "I haven't finished washing yet? How about I go in and wash it for you?"

"No! I'll be ready soon!"

In less than ten seconds, the bathroom door opened, and Yu Yan came out with his head bowed, his ears glowing a beautiful peach pink.I don't know what I thought I did wrong.

"Washing your hands, why did you damage your cervical spine?" Luo Ming held Yu Yan's cheeks with both hands, forcing him to raise his head and look at him.

Seeing the teasing in the other party's eyes, Yu Yan was so angry that he wanted to hit someone: "You just have to be cheap and behave!"

"If you don't agree to have a date with me again, I'll take advantage of you every day!"

Yu Yan didn't want to argue with thick-skinned people: "Go home!"

"Wait a minute, the account has not been settled yet."

Under Yu Yan's puzzled gaze, Luo Ming took out a soda can from the drawer under the coffee table, picked up the tab with the tip of his index finger and flicked it, the sound of metal collision was clear and sweet.

"what is this?"

Canned sugar-free black coffee, Yu Yan's favorite, used to be almost never out of hand, drinking it as water.

"That's what I drank before, but I don't drink it now." Yu Yan responded quickly.

Luo Ming: "The production date is new."

The lie was exposed, and Yu Yan immediately slapped it, poking his neck at Luo Ming: "I just drank it secretly, what's the matter. Black coffee is not poison, so what if you drink some."

His voice became lower and lower, as if he knew he had made a mistake but was stubborn.

"How many cans do you drink a day?"

"One can, just drink one in the afternoon. If I don't drink, I'll be greedy." Yu Yan whispered.

"I wondered why you were not allowed to drink it, so I stopped drinking it immediately. It turns out that you drank it secretly." Luo Ming walked over, coaxing a child, "One can a day is fine, but not too much. Everything is too much."

Yu Yan nodded: "Understood Teacher Luo."

"Teacher Luo" made Luo Ming laugh: "You think I'm annoying, don't you? Okay, I won't care about you from now on."

Hearing what he said, Yu Yan was really anxious: "I'm just joking, I know you are doing it for my own good."

For him, being in charge is a luxury.When he was a child, he couldn't understand why the children around him didn't like their parents to take care of him. How good it is to have parents love and take care of them. He wanted to let no one take care of them.

Not missing the panic in the other party's eyes, Luo Ming repented for a while, and stretched his arms around Yu Yan's thin shoulders: "Just kidding, you are my wife, I don't care who you care about. Let's go, go home."

The next day is Sunday, so I don't have to go to work.Yu Yan slept until he woke up naturally, and came out of the bedroom slowly at almost noon.

Luo Ming was shoveling excrement for Luo Chengcai. The tall man squatted in front of the litter box with toilet paper stuffed in his nostrils.

Luo Chengcai didn't even like Luo Ming, and when he saw Yu Yan coming out, he ran to his feet and acted like a baby to eat.Yu Yan was in a good mood just after waking up and there was a cat licking her.

"Don't feed it snacks, I just finished eating cat food." Seeing Yu Yan carrying Luo Chengcai to the cabinet where the snacks were kept, Luo Ming hurriedly stopped him.

No one listened to him.Yu Yan took out a cat strip, tore open the package and brought it to Luo Chengcai's mouth, who licked it while purring.

Yu Yan: "There are not many cat strips, and they will be gone after a few bites."

Big cats and kittens were not obedient, Luo Ming sighed helplessly, fastened the plastic bag containing cat feces and put it into Luo Chengcai's special trash can next to him, ready to throw it away when he went downstairs.

The weather was getting hotter and hotter, Yu Yan was too lazy to go out, and just nestled on the sofa playing with his phone after lunch.Luo Ming made a fruit platter, put it on the coffee table, used a fork to fork a piece of peach and put it in his mouth.

I bought the peaches on purpose when I got home last night. He didn't particularly like peaches at first, but after tasting the peach-flavored lipstick yesterday, he suddenly fell in love with them.The sweet juice explodes in the mouth, mixed with the crisp and tender flesh, making it irresistible.

The crisp chewing sound kept ringing, but I couldn't eat a single bite.Yu Yan, who was buried in his mobile phone, finally raised his head, and looked at Luo Ming with accusing eyes: "I want to eat too."

Luo Ming raised his eyebrows unexpectedly - he even offered to feed him.I didn't change the fruit fork, so I took half a strawberry with the fork in my hand.

The big strawberry was half the size of Luo Ming's palm, even if it was divided into two, it still couldn't be swallowed in one gulp.Yu Yan moved to Luo Ming's hand and took a bite, then continued to play with his phone with his head down.

Luo Ming glanced at the strawberry whose sharp point was bitten off on the fork, and stuffed it into his mouth with his backhand.Then he forked half a new strawberry, and let Yu Yan bite half, and eat the remaining half by himself.He kept feeding Yu Yan until he stopped eating.

Just about to finish the rest of the fruit, Yu Yan said, "I want to eat tiramisu."

"Tiramisu?" Why do I suddenly want to eat this.

Yu Yan showed him the phone, it was a video instruction on making tiramisu.Yu Yan stumbled across it by accident. With the current big data, if you can scan one piece, you can get several in a row. The more you look at it, the more you want to eat it.

Luo Ming had never made desserts before, and he was afraid that he might not be able to make them well: "Let me order one for you."

After being silent for a while, Yu Yan said "Oh": "That's fine."

Reluctant to be overly verbal.Luo Ming couldn't help laughing and asked, "You just want to eat what I made?"

"No." Yu Yan refused to admit it.

Luo Ming still can't understand his thinking, "no" is "yes", he searched the recipe of tiramisu on the Internet, picked the one with the simplest steps, got up and went to the kitchen.It's kind of like that to do it step by step.

"Try it, don't like me ordering you a new one."

Yu Yan took a bite with a spoon, the taste was delicate and smooth, sweet but not greasy.

Noticing his slightly raised brows unconsciously, Luo Ming knew that he was satisfied: "It seems that I'm quite talented. I'll make you a birthday cake when it's your birthday."

"It's still early for my birthday, and besides, it's not my birthday."

Many birthdays have passed for a long time, and Yu Yan remembered this incident belatedly, and put it behind him in the next second.

"I will celebrate your birthday with you this year." Luo Ming said seriously, "I will celebrate your birthday with you every year from now on."

Yu Yan lowered his eyelashes and concentrated on eating without making a sound.There are still more than 6 months, too far away.What will happen if it is not kept for such a long time.

Afraid that it would not taste good, Luo Ming didn't cook too much, only a small piece, and Yu Yan ate it all to save face.

Luo Ming put the dinner plate in the kitchen, turned around and saw that Yu Yan was clutching his chest and retching, and hurried over: "What's wrong? Are you sick of eating?"

Yu Yan waved his hand, then pointed to Luo Chengcai on his lap: "Why is its hair so fishy? I just buried my face in it, and the smell is so bad."

"Eating small dried fish every day, and licking the hair after eating small dried fish, can it not smell bad." Luo Ming couldn't help laughing.

Yu Yan: "Why don't you give it a bath?"

Luo Ming thought it was okay, and reached out to hug Luo Chengcai.Yu Yan took the first step, excitedly: "I'll wash it. Go to your room to wash it."

"If you don't want to dirty your own bathroom, go to my room to wash it. Why are you so bad?" Although Luo Ming said so, he didn't stop him, "Go, be careful, don't get scratched by it. Maybe call me. "

With a "hmm" sound, Yu Yan hugged Luo Chengcai and entered Luo Ming's room.

Not long after, Luo Chengcai's cursing voice echoed in every corner of the room.

Luo Ming stayed in the living room for 10 minutes, still uneasy after thinking about it, decided to go to the room to have a look.As soon as he stepped into the door of the bedroom, cat meowing mixed with voices came out of the bathroom: "Be honest, don't learn from your father."

Luo Ming:? ?

Where am I dishonest?

Gently pushing open the bathroom door, Luo Ming froze in place, his eyes widening unconsciously.

Yu Yan squatted on the ground wearing a pure white T-shirt, and the fat T-shirt easily covered his thin body.

But from the exposed part of the calf, it can be seen that the legs are not wearing clothes.With a pair of waterproof slippers on his feet, he was fighting wits with Luo Chengcai in the water basin, surrounded by a large puddle of water.

And if Luo Ming is not mistaken, this T-shirt is his own.

The light cough distracted Yu Yan's attention, he turned his head following the sound, and saw Luo Ming leaning against the bathroom door, looking at him with a half-smile.

"You steal my clothes." Luo Ming said firmly.

"It's not stealth!" Yu Yan stood up and quickly explained, "My pajamas tend to stick to hair. I saw this dress casually in the closet. I thought you didn't wear it, so I changed it. I did it for save trouble!"

Luo Ming raised his foot and walked towards Yu Yan, the distance between the two gradually narrowed.

The front of the T-shirt was wet and stuck to the skin tightly.Luo Ming lowered his eyes to admire, and slowly pushed him into a corner, his Adam's apple slid up and down: "I said before that you seduced me, but you still didn't admit it, now you admit it."

"no!"

"No? Then tell me, in my bathroom, wearing my clothes and nothing on my lower body. Isn't it seduction?" Luo Ming reluctantly refused.

Yu Yan was anxious and shy: "I'm bathing Luo Chengcai! Don't you know that!"

"There is no rush to take a shower, let's talk about other things first." Luo Ming said, picked up Yu Yan and put it on the washing machine beside him, put his arms around his side, looked up at him, "Why did you steal my clothes? "

"My pajamas tend to stick to hair, so I want to wear yours, so I don't have to wash them!" Yu Yan wished to explain with all his strength.

"Zero points." Luo Ming shook his head dissatisfied, "Say it again."

"After thinking about it, it's the last chance."

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