After the dead opponent knocks the brain

"My dream is to marry so-and-so as my wife..."

At nine o'clock in the evening, the assistant was having dinner with his girlfriend when he suddenly received a call from Mr. Luo.The call at this time must be related to work, eight out of ten I have to work overtime.

The assistant chief let out a sigh of relief, and swiped to answer: "Mr. Luo."

Luo Ming stood in front of the window, keeping his eyes on Yu Yan who was hatching on the sofa: "Has your cat given birth?"

The assistant froze for a moment: "Yes."

"Looking for adoption?"

"Yes."

My girlfriend picked up a stray cat, and she was pregnant when she picked it up, so she had no choice but to let it give birth.Unexpectedly, there were six cats in one litter, and no one in the family could afford to raise these older cats. After discussing it, the two decided to find adoptions for the kittens.

Now the kittens have been three months old. A few days ago, the assistant posted a circle of friends, talking about looking for adoption.

"Can you give me one? Don't worry, I will take good care of it."

"Do you want to raise a cat?" The assistant was as surprised as if he suddenly won the 500 million lottery.

Luo Ming said "hmm".

"Then I'll send it to you after work tomorrow?"

"Is it okay tonight? I'm in a hurry. Or I can go to your house to get it." Luo Ming was sure that if the eggs were not "hatched" tonight, Yu Yan would dare to make a fuss overnight.

"I'll send it to you."

After hanging up the phone, the assistant was still a little overwhelmed: "The big boss wants to raise a cat."

"Good thing!" My girlfriend looked happy, "The big boss is so rich, the cat must be very popular and spicy after following him! Let's go, let's go home now!"

An hour and a half later, the assistant delivered a cub cat to Luo Ming.

Cat cubs have been getting along with humans since they were born, and they are not afraid of people at all.Obediently staying in Luo Ming's arms, he snored a little.

"Here are kitten food, cat bowls, cat litter and vaccination cards." The assistant brought over the things that Xiaolihua usually uses.

"Why can't it hatch yet?" A soft voice floated to the door.

The assistant recognized Yu Yan's voice, and desperately warned himself not to read blindly: "President Luo, then I'll go first."

"Aren't you going to come in and sit down?"

"No. Mr. Luo, please stay."

After closing the door, Luo Ming hugged the little raccoon flower and walked to the edge of the sofa: "See what this is?"

Yu Yan blinked: "Cat."

"Yes, you hatched it, hug it quickly." Luo Ming gently put the little raccoon flower into Yu Yan's arms, and took away the raw egg while he was not paying attention.

Yu Yan sat cross-legged on the sofa, hugged the fluffy cat, and proudly puffed out her chest: "I hatched it!"

Put the eggs back into the refrigerator, Luo Ming said "hmm" and said, "You hatched."

Take out a stainless steel basin from the cabinet, pour the cat litter in, and the stainless steel version of the cat litter box is ready.It's too late today, so I'll just spend the night, and I'll go buy a litter box tomorrow.

Yu Yan happily carried the hatched cat into the room, lay on the bed, and soon fell asleep.

Luo Ming heaved a sigh of relief, carefully took the cat out of Yu Yan's arms, spread the blanket on the floor, and tried to communicate with the cat: "You sleep here tonight, the bed is too high, you want to go to the toilet Can't come down."

After laying out the litter box and cat food on the left and right, Luo Ming helped Yu Yan change into his pajamas, and only after making sure that he was really fast asleep did he leave the room.

There are now two cats in the house.

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The aftermath of a hangover strikes after waking up the next day.Yu Yan lay on the bed, feeling a headache that was about to explode, and his stomach was also very uncomfortable.He frowned, feeling irritable.

After the energy subsided a little, the memories of last night rushed into my mind.Yu Yan doesn't have the problem of drinking fragments, he remembers everything that happened last night clearly.

After 1 minute, Yu Yan got up resolutely, took out the phone from his pocket, and opened the browser.

Search: When will the extraterrestrial immigration plan be implemented the soonest.

The answer I got is: it is just a great imagination at present, and I believe it will be possible one day in the future.

The plan to escape from the earth failed, Yu Yan threw away the phone, and lay back on the bed, covering his face with his hands, wanting to die of shame and anger.

What a shame!He has no face to face anyone!

There was a sound outside the door, the sound of pressing the doorknob.

Yu Yan anxiously shouted: "Don't come in!"

Luo Ming knew that Yu Yan was shy as soon as he heard it, so he opened the door and went in without listening to him.Yu Yan hastily covered his head with the quilt, and said in a low voice, "Didn't I not let you in!"

"Don't be bored, you'll get bored in a while." Luo Ming tore off the quilt, looked at the person with flushed cheeks on the bed, and didn't mention the embarrassing things of last night at all.And in Luo Ming's opinion, it's not an embarrassment, it's so cute.Asked, "Does your head hurt?"

Yu Yan nodded.

"Lie on my lap, and I'll give you a pinch."

Yu Yan turned around, put his head on Luo Ming's lap, and closed his eyes.The soothing force made him relax slowly, coughed lightly, and asked unnaturally: "Where's the cat?"

"It's in the living room. The little guy doesn't recognize life at all, but he is lively. He can even go to the bathroom by himself."

After pinching for a while, Luo Ming stopped and smoothed the broken hair on Yu Yan's forehead. The soft touch made him fondle admiringly: "I made hangover soup, you will feel better after drinking it. I'll bring it in for you."

"No need, I'll go out to drink." Yu Yan sat up, got out of bed and went to the bathroom to wash up.

Luo Ming helped make the bed, and when Yu Yan finished washing, the two left the room together.

Little Lihua was basking in the sun in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room, when she heard the movement, she yelled "Meow Meow" and ran to Yu Yan's legs, rubbing her furry head against Yu Yan's pajamas.

Seeing this scene, Luo couldn't help laughing, and said to himself that the child was kissing his mother: "I'm looking for you to give me a hug, hurry up and give me a hug."

Yu Yan bent over to pick up the hairball, the soft and furry feel made him fall in love with it instantly, and he repeatedly stroked it back and forth from the head to the tip of the tail.On the mouth, he said with disgust: "It's so troublesome to raise it."

Luo Ming looked at the two cats, one big and one small, and smiled: "It's not troublesome. If you raise one, you can raise them, and if you raise two, you can also raise them."

Yu Yan asked "Ah?" in doubt, but didn't understand.Is there a second cat in the house?

"Give it a name, it will be our cat from now on." Luo Ming quickly changed the subject.

"Male cat and female cat?"

"male."

Yu Yan pondered for a long time: "Luo Chengcai."

Luo Ming:? ?

It's fine if you become a talent, why do you still follow his surname?

"Why don't you take your last name, after all, it's not easy to hatch once."

Thinking of the scene of people hatching eggs and cats hatching last night, Yu Yan's face darkened: "It's called Luo Chengcai!"

"All right, all right, Luo Chengcai will be Luo Chengcai."

Yu Yan hugged Luo Chengcai and walked to the dining table, sipping the hangover soup that Luo Ming cooked for him.Luo Chengcai, who was placed on the dining table, wanted to taste it when he smelled it. As soon as he moved his head to the side of the bowl, Yu Yan raised his hand to stop him: "You can't drink it, there is salt in it."

Luo Chengcai gave a "meow" unconvinced: They are all cats, you can drink them, why can't I?

"What are you talking about?" Yu Yan nodded its little nose, "You can learn to swear at only a young age."

After cooking the rice, Luo Ming came out of the kitchen: "Son, come to Dad."

Luo Chengcai was carried away by Luo Ming, Yu Yan ignored him and concentrated on drinking the soup.

"Mom, this is my son, named Luo Chengcai."

Hearing the voice, Yu Yan was startled, and hurriedly turned his head to look back.Luo Ming was sitting on the sofa, holding a mobile phone in one hand and Luo Chengcai in the other, chatting via video.

Yu Yan wanted to stop him, but he didn't dare to be heard by the local authorities, so he could only stare at Luo Ming: Can you stop talking nonsense!

Yan Peipei's voice came through the mobile phone: "It's good to be a talent, I'm your grandma. You must study hard, make progress every day, and become a useful cat for the country in the future."

Luo Chengcai, who has just turned three months old, doesn't know it yet. From the moment he was called "Luo Chengcai", high hopes were placed on the cat's entire life.

Yu Yan couldn't help laughing: Auntie is so cute.

"Who else is at home? Why did I hear laughter."

Yu Yan was so frightened that he immediately fell silent.

"You haven't heard of Jinwu Zangjiao, so I won't let you see it easily." Luo Ming didn't make Yu Yan difficult, and dealt with it with one sentence, and the topic soon turned to Luo Chengcai.

Yu Yan who was sitting on the chair pursed her lips, stood up, and moved to the side of the sofa in small steps, wanted to say hello but didn't dare, and stood there hesitantly.As if it had been all his courage.

Luo Ming stared at Yu Yan's every move from the corner of his eye, and after waiting for a long time, he didn't see him take another step forward. He sighed inwardly, stretched out his long arms, and dragged him into the camera.

"It's Yanyan." Yan Peipei spoke softly.

Yu Yan sat next to Luo Ming, with a cute posture: "Hello, Auntie."

"Hello, hello. He looks so good-looking, as expected of my son..." Under Luo Ming's strong hint, Yan Peipei quickly changed his words, "My friend."

"You're also good-looking, and you're still young." It seemed that Luo Ming hadn't lied to him, and his aunt really didn't know.This made Yu Yan feel relaxed.

You know, meeting a parent and meeting a friend's parent are two completely different things.Yu Yan could barely do the latter, but absolutely not the former.

After successfully abducting someone, Luo Ming handed Yu Yan his mobile phone and Luo Chengcai: "You talk, I'll cook."

As soon as he left bravely, Yu Yan held the phone like a hot potato, and he couldn't hang it up hastily.After thinking for a long time, I finally choked out a sentence: "Auntie, have you eaten yet?"

Yan Peipei chatted along his topic: "I ate. You look thin, is it because Luo Ming's cooking is not delicious?"

Yu Yan shook his head: "No, I really like the food he cooks, I just can't gain weight, I've been like this since I was a child."

Speaking of childhood, a thin and small figure appeared in Yan Peipei's mind.The first impression Yu Yan gave her was that she was pitiful, and this first impression gave her a maternal love for Yu Yan.Even now, Yan Peipei loves Yu Yan very much.Although there is no chance to show it, just this feeling is precious.

Luo Ming was cooking in the kitchen, and Yu Yan, who had finished chatting, walked over with Luo Cheng in his arms, tilted his head and looked at him: "Have you ever written a love letter?"

Luo Ming instinctively asked: "What love letter?"

"My aunt told me that when you were in the third grade of elementary school, you wrote love letters to the female classmates in your class, but the teacher caught you and called your parents."

Luo Ming finally remembered: "It was written for you. My deskmate dug it out and read it in front of the whole class. The teacher thought I wrote it for the female students in the class."

Yu Yan was stunned.

"I wrote you a lot of love letters, but I didn't send them out. Hey, by the way, do you know how I wrote the essay topic "My Dream" that is a must for elementary school?" Luo Ming suddenly became interested and excited asked.

Yu Yan shook his head, his curiosity was aroused: "How did you write it?"

"In fact, I almost forgot about it, so I just remember the beginning. I'll read it to you."

Luo Ming cleared his throat: "My dream is to marry so-and-so as my wife. If this dream can come true, I will be the happiest man in the world... That so-and-so is you, I am thin-skinned, I am embarrassed to write my real name, love letter It’s not written in it either, it’s all replaced by XX.”

The corner of Yu Yan's mouth twitched, thinking that you are really worthy of the words "thin-skinned": "Didn't the Chinese teacher kick you?"

"She took my composition as an excellent model and recited it to the whole class. I was quite proud at that time."

"The Chinese teacher also has a strong heart. If I have a student like you, I can get over it with anger."

"So you see, I have liked you since I was a child. It has been the same for so many years." Luo Ming said, leaning over to kiss you.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Yu Yan lifted Luo Chengcai and hit him in the face without hesitation.

Luo Ming's daughter-in-law didn't come to kiss her, but she kissed the cat's fur instead.

The author says:

Luo Chengcai: Meow! ! (Indecent!!)

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