After the dead opponent knocks the brain

"You got into a car accident, you have to come here."

Thick blackout curtains blocked the light from the window, the bedroom was dark, and the quiet needles could be heard.If it develops like this, it should be a very perfect morning-no one disturbs you, sleep until you wake up naturally.

Just then the phone rang.

The ringing of the mobile phone shattered the silence of the room, and it was extremely noisy.

Finally, the person on the bed moved.Immediately afterwards, a white and slender hand stretched out along the dark gray quilt and touched the bedside table.

The screen of the mobile phone was so bright that people couldn't keep their eyes open. Yu Yan squinted his eyes sleepily, swiped the screen based on feeling, frowned, and said "Hello?" very impatiently.

A gentle female voice sounded, and tentatively said: "Hello, is this Yu Yan... sir? This is the Municipal General Hospital. You have been involved in a car accident, so you have to come here."

Yu Yan, who has been single for 28 years, lost most of her drowsiness, held the phone next to her ear in front of her eyes, and glanced at the caller ID.

【Luo Ming】

Look at today's date: April 4st.

Every April Fool's Day, Yu Yan would receive a "thoughtful gift" from Luo Ming. It was so thoughtful that he always wanted Yu Yan to beat him up!

This year's show is even more colorful, and there are actors.

Annoyed at being teased and angry about getting up, Yu Yan was in an extremely bad mood.With drooping eyelids, he said coldly, "Let him go! Ask him why he didn't go to heaven!"

This is obviously unbelief.The other party was stunned, and continued: "About an hour ago, there was a serious serial car accident on the highway. More than 30 people were injured to varying degrees, and they are receiving first aid right now. You, Lao Gong, are among them."

Yu Yan was dubious, silent for a few seconds: "He is not my old Gong, you contact his family."

"You are his only emergency contact, and the note is Yu Yan's wife, otherwise we would not be able to contact you."

Speak with a nose and an eye.Yu Yan gritted his molars: "Okay, I'll go. Help me tell Luo Ming that something really happened to him, or I'll beat him into the emergency room with my own hands!"

After hanging up the phone, Yu Yan sent a message to his assistant that "I'll be at work late" and started to get up and get dressed.

It was a cool morning in April, Yu Yan wrapped a khaki windbreaker around his body, grabbed the car keys on the coffee table, and went out.

With the feeling of "If you lie to me, I will die", Yu Yan arrived at the hospital smoothly.When I asked the nurse at the front desk, it really happened.

Yu Yan entered the elevator, went up to the seventh floor, and successfully found the emergency room.The corridor was full of people, some were pacing back and forth, some were covering their faces and crying... It was a mess.

Yu Yan walked over slowly, comforting himself in his heart: good people don't live long, but evil will last for thousands of years.A wicked and smoking bastard like Luo Ming would definitely not die.

The nurse in charge of coordinating and comforting the family members glanced at Luo Ming from the corner of her eye, and turned to ask him, "Whose family member are you?"

"Luo Ming's."

"Oh, it's you." Upon hearing this, the nurse handed Luo Ming's mobile phone to Yu Yan, "Sit down first. Don't worry."

Yu Yan took the phone, walked to a corner, and stood against the wall.Press the power button with your finger, and the screen lights up.Unable to unlock the lock, Yu Yan clicked in from the emergency call and opened the personal emergency information.

Emergency contact: Emergency contact: Yu Yan's wife, followed by his mobile phone number.

Other than that, there are no other emergency contacts.

The nurse who called earlier didn't lie to him.

Yu Yan thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure it out, he could only attribute it to Luo Ming's bad taste.With a sullen face, he casually put the phone into the outer pocket of the windbreaker.

Waited for half an hour.The door of the emergency room was opened, and the nurse came out pushing the hospital bed: "Has Luo Ming's family come?"

Yu Yan hurried over: "I am."

Luo Ming on the hospital bed was still unconscious, with a bandage on his head and a pale complexion.

"The patient was hit on the head and fell into a temporary coma. First transfer to the general ward, and wait for him to wake up before further examination." The doctor explained concisely.

In the general ward, Yu Yan sat on the chair beside the hospital bed, guarding the unconscious Luo Ming.

The whole morning, the person on the bed showed no sign of waking up.Yu Yan, who had been waiting for several hours, stood up irritably and left the ward.

I came out in such a hurry that I forgot to bring my cigarettes.Yu Yan went to the supermarket to buy a pack of cigarettes, looked for a place where he could smoke, and smoked.

The lighted cigarette was held between the light and slender fingers, and he finished smoking one in a while.

Yu Yan used to be a smoker who couldn't leave his cigarettes, and used cigarettes as a meal.In the past two years, under his deliberate control, he has not smoked so fiercely.But it's impossible to quit completely.

After smoking, Yu Yan returned to the hospital.Opening the door of the ward, Luo Ming had already woken up. He was sitting on the bed, and when he heard the door opening, he turned his head and stared at Yu Yan.

The two have been pinching each other since they were young, Yu Yan instinctively entered into a fighting state, and took the lead in attacking: "I thought you were dead."

Unusually, Luo Ming did not argue with Yu Yan.

Yu Yan felt that something was wrong, and walked to the side of the bed, staring at the person on the bed: "Are you stupid?"

In the next moment, a pair of strong arms wrapped tightly around Yu Yan's thin waist.

"I have a headache, my daughter-in-law give me a whimper." Luo Ming said pitifully while hugging Yu Yan.While talking, he rubbed his head against Yu Yan, like a coquettish big dog.

The corners of Yu Yan's mouth twitched, wanting to slap Luo Ming very much.Considering that he is a sick number, he held back.Struggle with your body: "Release!"

Not only did Luo Ming not loosen, but he hugged him even tighter: "I haven't hugged my wife for a long time, and my daughter-in-law is close."

As he spoke, the big hand on Yu Yan's waist stroked back and forth: "The waist has become much thinner. Didn't I eat well during my business trip? I spanked your ass!"

Moved his hand down, "Crack!" It slapped Yu Yan's butt, crisp and loud.

Yu Yan was stunned by the slap, and cursed: "Luo Ming, you are so sick!"

Luo Ming raised his head and asked earnestly, "Is it considered sick to miss you?"

Yu Yan was so disgusted that he couldn't speak, and threatened fiercely: "Let go of me, or I will beat you!"

“打是亲骂是爱，来吧。”骆鸣主动求揍。

Yu Yan: "..."

Why is this person so shameless!

Yu Yan took a deep breath and told himself to be calm, there were obviously problems with Luo Ming's various performances.He stretched out his hand and pressed the call bell beside the bed: "Quickly let go! The doctor will come in a while, so let people see that it's not ashamed!"

"There's nothing shameful about me hugging my daughter-in-law." Luo Ming didn't take it seriously, and continued to hug her.

Yu Yan emphasized coldly: "I'm not your wife!"

Luo Ming was immersed in his own world: "It must be that I have been away on business for too long, and you are angry. Don't worry, Lao Gong will satisfy you when I return home."

Satisfy your size!

Yu Yan broke away violently, took several steps back, put his arms around his shoulders, and stared at Luo Ming like a fool.

Soon, the doctor entered the ward.After a physical examination for Luo Ming, he said, "Slight concussion, but everything else is normal. After a day or two of observation, he will be discharged from the hospital."

Fortunately among misfortunes, Luo Ming was the least injured one.

"Uh..." Yu Yan next to him was speechless, "He called me my wife."

The doctor turned his face to look at Yu Yan: "Please don't hurt my single dog."

"No, he regards me as his wife, and I'm not his wife!" Yu Yan explained, "There's something wrong with his brain, why don't you check it carefully."

Before the doctor could say anything, Luo Ming on the bed started to babble: "That's right, that's right, it's not a daughter-in-law, it's a fiance. We'll get married on May 5 next year, so remember to have a wedding banquet then."

Yu Yan's forehead twitched and he yelled at Luo Ming, "Shut up!"

Luo Ming immediately pursed his mouth into a line, very cute.

Yu Yan continued to explain: "I am not his wife, we have not been able to get along since we were young, not even friends."

"Daughter-in-law, what are you talking about!" Luo Ming said displeased, "We grew up together, we have a very good relationship, and we have made a baby kiss, and we will get married next year."

Yu Yan's eyes widened, with an expression of "what nonsense are you talking about".

"Emotional matters are out of our control. Remember to ring the bell if you don't feel well." After saying this, the doctor left the ward with a hurt face.

These days, every disease can be treated with dog food.

When the doctor went out, Luo Ming stretched out his hand to Yu Yan: "Daughter-in-law, come here, Lao Gong hasn't hugged enough yet."

Yu Yan pretended not to listen, and threw the phone to him: "Call your parents."

"Our parents are abroad. I have nothing serious to do, so I won't disturb them." Luo Ming stuffed the phone under the pillow.

Yu Yan pinched his forehead, feeling like he was playing the piano with a cow.After thinking about it, he took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of his buddy Chen Xiaoyun.

An hour later, Chen Xiaoyun arrived at the hospital.

Seeing who was coming, Luo Ming pulled Yu Yan into his arms and hugged him tightly.Staring at Chen Xiaoyun fiercely, he said coldly "Oh!", and swore his sovereignty: "Yanyan is my child bride-in-law, and has liked me since she was a child. I advise you to give up as soon as possible, otherwise I will let you try my tricks!"

Chen Xiaoyun was dumbfounded.He has known Yu Yan since junior high school, so he naturally knows the relationship between Yu Yan and Luo Ming.

What's going on right now?

Yu Yan, who was locked in Luo Ming's arms, nodded his head: "He had a car accident and his brain seems to be broken. You check him."

Chen Xiaoyun is also a doctor, and knows their relationship, so he won't be fooled by Luo Ming's words.

Chen Xiaoyun naturally believed Yu Yan's words, walked to the bedside, looked down at Luo Ming: "Shall we chat?"

Luo Ming very consciously regarded this sentence as an invitation to fight, let go of Yu Yan, and said solemnly: "Daughter-in-law, you go out first, my fighting power is too strong, it will not be good if I hurt you."

Yu Yan looked at Luo Ming's bandaged head, rolled his eyes, and left the ward.

Watching his daughter-in-law out of the room, Luo Ming rolled up his sleeves: "Come on, I'll give you three tricks first."

After thinking about it, I added another sentence: "No head."

Chen Xiaoyun said bluntly, "I surrender."

It's not that I feel sorry for the sick, it's that I can't beat it.He has seen Luo Ming's fighting power before - when he was in high school, the gangsters outside the school robbed Yu Yan of his money. After Luo Ming knew about it, he went to make an appointment without saying a word, and beat up six of them by himself.

This incident ended with Luo Ming mocking Yu Yan as a weakling, Yu Yan slapped Luo Ming several times, and the two ended up doing a self-criticism under the national flag together.

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Coming out of the ward, Yu Yan didn't go far, just waited in the corridor.

Ten minutes later, Chen Xiaoyun opened the door and came out, straight to the point: "Some of his memories have become disordered, and his intelligence, common sense of life, and other memories are all fine."

Yu Yan was puzzled: "Partial memory?"

"Memories about you. His brain fabricated some false memories to replace the original ones, and he was very stubborn. Like baby kisses and child brides. Oh, and a little bit about me."

Yu Yan looked up at him.

Chen Xiaoyun: "He regards me as a rival in love."

"Can it be cured?" Yu Yan's face darkened.

"It can't be cured." Chen Xiaoyun directly blocked the road, "The best way to recover from memory disorder and amnesia is to recover on its own. Forcible intervention will most likely make the situation worse. Maybe after the intervention, both of your children will be soy sauce Now, when the time comes, where are you going to get him a child?"

While talking, Chen Xiaoyun couldn't help laughing.

Yu Yan gave him a hard look.

Enough laughing, Chen Xiaoyun clenched his right hand into a fist, and handed it to Yu Yan's mouth as a microphone, watching the fun is no big deal: "I'll interview you, my rival is getting old, what do you think?"

Yu Yan: "..."

Thank you, I want to die.

The author says:

Open the article, I wish you a happy reading.

I couldn't write the previous stalk, so I changed it.Bow down and apologize for the change of memes, I hope everyone forgives QAQ